juz realised i've almost spent a whole yr in the army! time really flies when u r wasting ur youth away huh? Feel pretty moody and depressed in camp lately. Guess it's the F*cking duty stress getting to me again..
Things which makes duty sux!
1) S'pore weather...enuff said. Give me 2 hrs(if i'm lucky) where i dun wake up drenched.
2) Nothing to do...literally!
3) Share a bloody lousy tv with 10 other pple
4) Did u know that the bed's have never been washed b4? only the sheets are changed...
5) stench when u go home! the smell juz sticks to u
6) duh...no aircon? some idiot complained abt aircon giving off a smell the last time(from wat i heard lah) and they removed it. ....dun u feel like killing that jerk?
7) see ur 'friends' smiling and waving bye bye at u at 1745hrs? *CB*
8) lack of sleep duh!
9) bloody suckers flying at nite seeking ur blood!(record 21 bites in one nite+sandflies bite on arm too.)
10) Happens too f*cking frequently. 6-8 per month! whee! more! more! (insane ramblings)
formation duty clerk:
1) Air con
2) share room with DO (nuthing much)
3) rm got 1 tv (again share with DO)
4) sleep 6-7 hrs at a stretch..*sobs..i want that!!!! i'm even happy with 5*
5) really really do nothing. juz handle the keys. can read book, play with dice, eat anything anytime...CB! okok worst thing is juz talking to the DO the whole nite...can't sleep lor.
6) might die of boredom if not prepared probably.
7) Only max 3 time per month!!!
Still feeling like strangling the mudhead that said: ' aiya, juz take gd duty as a form of exercise lah!' and he juz does formation duty....CB! and those pple that complain."wah liao! got 3 again! somemore twice on wkend...boo hoo! NB! for the last 4 months i've had 3 of my duties on wkends! One sure way to shut these wusses up? 'hey! i trade positions with u want or not?'
of course there are exceptions...this guy switched from formation duty to gd duty....says more exciting? *scratches head?*
*grunt* nvm...juz a week or 2 more...HAHAH!!!! FREEDOM! LIBERTY!
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I used to be from maju camp, i was under a fat Tamil warrant officer (bitch). Wonder if she is still there, (hope she die). Okay anyway i was a storeman there and when i had to go for my BMT recourse, the fat warrant bitch decided i was not longer useful to her and trade me off to the RSM and i had to do two whole damn months of permanent guard duty which is about 30 guard duties and after that i was sent to BMT haggard and tired. Anyway i passed my BMT and went to be a combat medic with NDU and thanks god i do not have to do another single guard duty again.
Guard Duties in maju camp is very bad if you really want to compare it with other camp such as Nee Soon Camp. The place is smelly and the bed sheets are seldom change depending on the mood of the Military Police (MP). Some of the Duty Officer are nice but other sucks. I remember one Staff Sergeat by the name of Teo Hock Lai, he is vry fat and i mean he is really fat like he is 20 months pregnant and he drives a motorbike. This fat joker always like to give turn out when he do guard duties but i remember most of the time he gives turn out wearing shorts and singlets. This guy is a joke to the army. Everyone keep saying the army only keeps trash and quite frankly i disagree with that. I respect all the commisioned officers because i believed that they are talented but the only reason why SAF is a joke is that all the morons with only O levels sign on and they pick on people who are lower ranks than them. Why Don't those O Level to ITE morons pick on people of their same age like LTA who graduated from POLY and A Levels. The reason is they can't and so they pick on us.
Hello i just ord from maju camp also. I just want to share with you guys and any other guys a true story. I used to b a storeman under a fat Tamil warrant officer called Philomena. Okay i must say she is a capable woman because she really get the work done. However the only reason she get the work done is because she ruled over her storeman with an iron hand. She will shout and insult at her storeman depending on what her mood is. The followin story is real:
One day a commissoned officer called LTA Yap had a quarrel with her. These two people had never really see eye to eye with each other before. As they quarrel, LTA Yap scold the warrant officer "BITCH". The warrant officer become very angry once hearing it and she is lower ranking than LTA Yap so she cannot do anything about it. For the next few weeks she keep complaining to her superior who ranks from Captain to Major. Actually the whole camp knows she is realy a hot tempered slut so her superior just do nothing about it. I think she is really pathetic, she work in the army for 20 years and the LTA YAP is only 19 years old at that time. I think people who sign on to be non-commissioned posts should learn that respect had to be earned and they really should not treat their workers like animals scolding them as they deem fit. And when those non-commissioned joker get scold by commissioned NSF officers, they will whine and whine and whine. To all those non-commissioned army regulars out there, i just want to say respect had to be earn, if you guys are really that good i think you will all be commissioned officers aready. So stop throwing your weights and treat your man with respect.
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