Plagiarise!

Got this from Jaron's site. It's an old post but oh well..i like it.

7 stages of our life

1.SHOPPING MATH:
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

2.GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3.HAPPINESS:
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

4.LONGEVITY:
* Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

5.PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

6.DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

7.HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

* Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals