Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I feel guilty friend bashing on my blog. I'm so sad. (remains guilt ridden for the next 5 secs). Ok guilty time over.
Haha...Friend bashing is fun. Of course my dear friends know i dun really criticise them seriously anyway. Besides i know most of them don't take it to heart or mind anyway. So it's cool

When one is down and out, i need to surround myself with the BC members! Because i'm so good and superior to them, it boosts my morale. BETTER THAN IVAN!! GH!! CZY!! EVERYONE!!! Ok...sense of vast superiority up. Victor's thick skin grows another 1 feet. Gives the high snob, pointed nose, sakuragi lunatic laughter (Thick skin lvl 10: adds 55 armour, snoobish aura -50hp/s to allies and enemies alike and is immuned to criticism for the next 5mins)

It's so interesting reading all the "wonderful" comments made by friends and "friends". Makes blogging more fun. Some of them by yh is really funny.

Another 1 more week and i can drive w/o the P plate. Of course being allowed to drive alone is another matter. Mom's car= mom's rules= victor doesn't drive alone. zz...Of course i'm trying to persuade to let me drive to SIM alone. But ...bo luck. (she said wait till P plate comes off).

Another matter: thinking of buying a new laptop @ 1799= $1800. It's lenovo. Haha..that time told CY wrongly, told him innova. oops. Anyway lenovo is IBM brand, = very good quality. Thinking of getting the Y300 or 400. But in no hurry. So it's cool. As the supreme overlord, aren't the other slaves..i mean members of the club suppose to pay be tribute? say a monthly fee of $2? Think abt it...only a measly $24 a yr... hehe..8x24= 192 a yr... so puny right? Big CEOs get paid hundreds of thousands a yr. I'm just asking for a small $192 a yr. How's that? Maybe i shld put this in a poll. To make it a nicer figure, how abt $200 a yr? CHEAP CHEAP!!! PAY NOW.

Hell..it's not even enough to pay for my sms bill for smsing u pple abt outings and other stuff. HAVE A HEART! GIVE FREELY (to me).

PS: btw have i told anyone i've a new camera? pretty cool. 7 Mega px. haven't used it yet. of course i'm hoping to take a photo with a girl. But think by the time i do that, it would be 2020. lol. K back to my 1.5k-2k word essays again. Pfft.

4 comments:

Senor_Hybrido said...

Ha! No wonder u pay us (by treating us stuff) to go out with you!!! Now the truth is out! YOU pay us that $200/yr from now on! Not including the occasional treats! Or we won't go out with you and you can slowly rot at home with a complete absence of ego!!! RAWR!!! MONEY OR YOUR PRIDE!!!

All the "wonderful" comments are made to criticize you for criticizing your friend! AKA retribution! Muahahahaha!

Next time sms me ur msg when organising our outings and i can spam for u. Starhub is dam generous in their sms.

And there are many ways to get a picture of you with a girl.
1) Photoshop
2) Photoshop
3) Photoshop
4) Blow-up doll
5) Photoshop

Jeez.. i can think of 5 ways within the minute, so it can't be too hard.

Anonymous said...

Wow...so that means I can borrow your camera next time. Thanks Victor in advance...haha...bring it the next time we meet up!
Btw, I don't see a need for you to buy laptop la..even I don't need one...why should you? Haha...
But if you really insist on buying, please get one that is light..no need to be power pack one la...alot of girls super stupid...go get a powerpack one that weights more than 2.5kg then complain complain but the worst thing is that the guy beside her suffers too.
Guys nowadays just lead a sad life!

Senor_Hybrido said...

"Guys nowadays just lead a sad life!"

WTF? What sad life?? With the emergence of cable internet access, men's life has never been better.

Not once before the present age has half the world's male population have easy access to pornography!

Yes! Pornography! As in media containing sexually explicit stuff! How men hundreds of years ago would have died for something like this, where people are able to watch a new porno movie everyday!

And with the new sex toys to stimulate the sex lives of everyone, there's nothing sad anymore in any man's life!

Of course, this comment is rather bias towards the sort of guys who'd stay home all day to jerk off :D

So, indeed, we should all stop doing that! Go out! Get another totally different life! Go jerk off at your neighbour's!

I heard semen is good for the complexion. Someone test this for me pls!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thick skin lvl 10: adds 55 armour, snoobish aura -50hp/s to allies and enemies alike and is immune to criticism for the next 5mins<--(i like tt aura..haha..)

drive safely w/o the p plate k..imo the bc members need a transport service and thanks for volunteering vic..So we are counting on u for a safe journey..haha

anw..i jus uploaded some pics on bc..tts what ur new 7 mega pix cam shld be taking..at the v least.And if u do, pls share it with the rest of the bc members..haha