EXOTIC CREATURES OF THE BC!! RAWR!

yh...stop pressurising me to blog bah!!!
STRESSFUL!!!

anyway genting trip was very successful. Things i've learnt during the trip:

a) The HX creature can sleep anywhere, anytime and though untested, probably in any position regardless of the environment. We still have not tested if he can sleep underwater though. Further experiements will be conducted.

HX creature has impressive luck at casinos unlike the victor creature (see pg 1 section (f). Winning 60 free games from the jackpot machine.

WARNING: When Provoked this creature releases HIGHLY TOXIC POISONOUS FUMES from its rear-end!! Contact with such fumes have been known to cause prolong periods of suffering which includes either or all of the mentioned symptons: blindness, unconciousness, severe muscular and nerves damage(spasms). and ultimately death. (death caused by creatures "suciding" rather than linger any longer in close proximity to the fumes).

I've it on good authority this could be the latest weapon in bio warfare!! GOD HELP US ALL!!

Update: creature releases toxic fumes regardless of it's state of nature, whether it's provoked, sleeping or playing a human game called Scrabbles or in a state of rest. Approach with caution. Besides it's toxic fumes, creature has been known to display EXTREMELY VIOLENT behaviour. DEFINTELY NOT A LOVEABLE CREATURE!!!! haha!




b) the CZY creature requires 20hrs of sleep a day but is a very good singer. Extremely irritable when deprived of sleep. Loves to wear slippers 99% of the time. YET to see him/it in shoes after more than 5yrs of friendship.





c) coming close behind are the Richard and Ivan creatures (ok richard excused because he was sick)

d) HX creature travels/walks at speeds of 40km/min. runnign speed has not been recorded though known to have overlapped the czy creature.





e) The BC members are very enthu in bringing snacks. Amt of space for snacks far outstrips the space allocated to essentials like clothings etc





f) Victor creature can walk despite pretty intense pain in his foot (cheers!). He/It has also a very loud voice especially when he butchers a song during ktv sessions. He also has very impressive LACK of luck in casino games. Other BCC are quick to exploit his/it's losing streak by using the same machine after he/It loses and as a result they start winning. BLOODY HELL! Defensive Mechanism is to act gay towards the ivan creature. AND to SNORE loudly to cause sleep deprivation in other creatures. BUT DEFINITELY A CUTE AND LOVEABLE CREATURE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

g) William Creature sings not that bad too and is the most normal of the BC creatures. He/It's *gasp* almost normal!! practices TKD.



h) The YH creature devours food at an astonishing rate and walks almost as fast as the HX creature. Both creatures have been noted for their lack of patience/sympathy with their fellow BCC (bachelor club creatures) or other short legged supreme overlords. Piling weight on those 2 marginally reduces their speed (barely)

i) Richard Creature: Impressive sleeping rate. Singing voice VERY SOFT compared to Victor Creature. YEt another almost normal BCC.

J) FINAL PT: THERE"S NO SUCH ENGLISH WORD CALLED DAVET! never trust handphones dictionary.


Logging off
Observation by BC Supreme Overlord