think i'm going to scape the next topic feature. Makes blogging feel like essay writing.
But oh well might as well honor it by writing on graciousness in singapore which i believe is really quite lacking.
i mean not that i like to say it...but how gracious are singaporeans if we didn't have like be courteous/polite/not be litterbugs campaigns being drilled into our heads all the time?
i mean i'm sure there are polite kind and caring pple in sg out there *ahem like me* (ego boost no 1) but haiz the no of idiots i see everyday are so so so depressing. esp when i go to uni that time. "Q" for the damm U turn for like 10mins and see 1 fucker just cut in my lane and almost hit my car. Of couorse i souind my honk lah. Too bad my mom doesn;'t want me to behave like my uncle Richard. His driving isn't called defensive driving...more like offensive driving. He once honked 1 guy for like 10mins straight, tailgating from dun know where to where. just pressed the honk non stop w/o letting go. Pretty cool huh?
For me...oh well...i do entertain thoughts of throwing rocks into the bastards' windows once i see where they park in school. or at least let the air out of their tyres. BUT....once again kind old mrs cheong refuses to let me indulge in my violent urges. MOO!!!!
Of course talking once more abt ungraciousness...usually pretty obvious to see lah. old pple on buses/mrt looking for seats and young fookers don't even bat an eyelid looking at them from their nice old seats. (not like me!! i do give my seats to the elderly etc etc. It's true). (silent ego boost no 2) * bet u guys didn;t know i won the numerous mr courteous awards in primary sch right?*
So now let's give praise to the overlord once more!! (Loud very egoistic boost no 3)
*the overlord's good! the overlord's great! he's so kind give him a cheer ( i prefer $$ though or free food)! all hail the overlord!*
( this can be done in a hymns tone, or in a more lively poppy type of music)
Next topic: scraped this idea. But it might be some *as usual* goffy ideas!
*starts humming the overlord's great song*
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