Wednesday, April 23, 2008

What is a miracle?

according to the oxford dictionary i've, there are 3 meanings

a) An act or happening that cannot be explained by the laws of nature (usually having a good result)

b) A Wonderful surprising unexpected event

c) A wonderful example

usually pple expect miracles to be earth shaking. But i believe it can happen without almost anyone noticing it.

Case example: Mr TEO HONGXIN!!!

7-10 years ago: Could anyone imagine an HX that didn't swear (ok he still does but very rarely), preached abt Christanity, wants to have Christian songs, is less violent (i dun think even God can remove ALL of Hx's violence)?

Answer is NO!!!

But behold! in the short space of 2 years in NTU, our dear Mr Teo has undergone a MIRACULOUS transformation!!

a) he really doesnt swear that often (even though i heard the "comforting" word fuck from him during my stay at NTU on monday.

b) He PREACHES!! Pastor Teo in the making. He even accepted my offer to get few Chrisitan songs i have on my lapto.

c) He's really less violent now...can't remember when was the lasttime he punched any of the BC members.

d) and the most shocking revelation??? He actually let me have the whole bed on monday night while he slept on the floor!!! HOLY SH*T!!!! i was perfectly contented to share the bed after all, like normal times. BUT he VOLUNTERILY got up in the middle of the night/ ok fine morning since it was ard maybe 4-5am) when he went to sleep on the floor.

Hallelujah!! There is a God!!!


ok but besides that miracle happening, here is one theory william, ivan and i have come up with

CONSPIRACY THEORY

there are aliens out there!! and one of them has captured HX and replaced him with a spy to scout out human culture and behaviour.

They have duplicated his appearance, appeitate, voice and DNA all correct. BUT they forgot to perfectly duplicate his mannerism and proper behaviour! Oh poor HX!! to be abducted by alien beings! of course knowing the real hx, he's properly conquered the puny invaders with his monstrous strength!

SO BEWARE FAKE HX! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON U!! LOL! ( do aliens taste good to eat? wish they will duplicate ivan, then we can finally taste how the legendary Bak Ku Teh ivan meal (thinks of buying red cut chilli, makingthe soup, hmm..yummy! Its like Eating the fake ivan, and still having the real ivan ard. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I duno if this blog entry is a compliment to me or an insult.Haha..makes me wonder if I have changed for the better or the worse.
I showed Tomboy ur blog d other day. She smiled a little despite her stress level building up from the exams. But if she do visit again, make sure you have good stuff about me on your blog!Haha..
What happen to your tagboard and tat cool digital clock?Thought those were the highlights of your blog.
Revive it if u've taken it out!

Senor_Hybrido said...

Hx is a real gentleman!

Is that good for HX? I'm so sorry I'm lying (and so blatantly) but it's for a good cause right??




Who is Tomboy?





Hx is changed for the better! He is trying to make girls smile! And he has made Vic smile, despite the fact that he is not a girl!

Holy shit!

But wtf do u mean the clock is one of the highlights of the blog?! Only the tagboard is impt!! We don't need to remind Vic that the clock is ticking and he need to update his blog.

Btw, vic, UPDATE YOUR BLOG!

It's been over 86400s since ur last update!!! WTF MAN??!?





Vic, soon u can open a paypal acct and have advertisements on ur blog.






If u eat ivan while ivan is around, won't it disturb him? I mean... "OMG! I see my face in the soup! Oh wait, it is my face in the soup..."

Anonymous said...

hahaha..we'll let hx explain whoever tomboy is..hahaha..

u didnt mention abt hx talking while slping!the ultimate would be when hx starts preaching in his slp(hx once complain he was 'shag' while slping..seriously..)if tt happens.well...u can upgrade him from 'pastor' to 'father'.able to preach 24hrs a day even while slping..hehe

well..some things nv change for hx..like him arrowing u to put ur clock and tagboard back....hahaa