Monday, July 06, 2009

As all of us or rather most of us have witnessed, the emo god's power of emoism has grown very powderful. it has grown in magnitude power etc within the span of 1 year.

How was the emo god formed? here are several theories (based on several marvel comics characters)

Theory 1

CZY was in an exhibition displaying MMORPG stuff and they were showign the new machine guranteed to let one stay awake for 4more hours! Alas, at that moment when the beam was shot out, an emo spider was caught in the blast and disoriented, it landed on CZY's arm and bit him. Zy's eyesight got better, the emo str of the spider (x50 of a normal human being) and the EMO GOD WAS BORN!! (taken from spiderman's beginning for those marvel know nots)

Theory 2

Hulk Theory. Emo Nuclear bomb and ZY gets emofied by trying to save a poor person or the equivlent = Saving someone from a massive gank in dota which got him killed, the saved person didnt know thank zy but laughed at his foolishness. This unleashed ZY's latent emoism to such levels that from then on...ZY was no more! in his place was the EMO GOD!!

Theory 3

Willing to accept a experimental serum in order to help join the Singapore's gamers' guild to compete in the WCG, volunteer CZY offered to have it injected in him to enhance his reflexes, build up muscles mass etc etc

The experiment was a success but it had the side effect of also enchancing his emoness by many folds! but alas b4 it could be duplicated, a mysterious assassin killed the scientist and burned his notes. Thus was born captain czy....i mean the EMO GOD!

wanted to type more but lost the inspiration as u can see from the somewhat crappy post. ( at least i find it a bit crappy) oh well... i need to be inspired man!!

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