Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Elaboration or rather pick up from Will's blog
In a Galaxy far far away....*on cue Star...Emo wars music* CZY aka The Emperor...known by many as the Emo-er savaged the galaxy with his emoism.
In an attempt to save his good friend from the dreadful dark(er) side of Emoism, *since emoism is alrdy considered the dark side* LUKE TANGWALKER steps from the path of happy enjoy urself light side into the dark path of emoism to try and reach out and break The Emo-er from it's influence.
Alas, but as Master Doya (Yoda) and many happy do goodies masters from before have said: "Be warned of Emoism! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.
And our secret super small and sophisticated spy bot caught the classic encounter on tape. Too bad Ivan Tangwalker didnt listen to his master's words.
Ivan: Come ZY! walk back onto the path light and freedom happy goodie none emo way! u can do it!!
CZY: wah liao...u still talking like that. *full blast of emo wave* go away lah. what good path? i want to quit quit what can u do? rather play my mmorpg etc (carry on for the next 10mins)
Ivan:ARGH!! Bua Tahan! #!!*)@!()*#! *steps into the path of Emoism* and thus....Ivan Tangwalker was no more.....Darth Emo was born!!
Fortunately Princess XL had twins b4 Tangwalker confronted the Emo-er. Luke Tangwalker and Leia Tangwalker! Heir to the Jedi...Happy go lucky in whatever u do path!
Doya's last words to Luke Tangwalker before dying in Episode VI:
Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emoer or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Tang... walker. DO NOT FALL INTO EMOISM!!
So what will happen next? Will Happy go lucky Luke Tangwalker saves his old pappy or will he suffer the same fate of emoism? Tune in for Emo Wars Episode V and VI.
Many thanks to William for his suggestions. So Ivan Tangwalker! u must have twins!! if not it's GG!! EMOISM REIGNS!
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