Birthday Parties!

a break from the horrifying experience abt et3000

quote from yh: "wanna watch a horror show? can! ed! go play dota, that will be horrifying enough"

- YH on 5th Nov 2010

tell u, everyone had a good laugh.

any back to the topic. celebrated ZY's HX and My birthday together @ Jurong Pt.

Initially we planned to go orchard. Haiz..but some CHEENA boy went for TKD and kana one of his metatarsal bone. so we all have to accommodate him to JP where we ate some pretty good chinese food. ( see lah told him not to tkd, but does he listen? Nooooo....now become a bai kar bai chu.

i know he wants to become like wolverine, but having parts of u broken so as to have metal inserted into u isn't the right way lah brudder!

anyway so we had this pretty good Chinese food at cant remember the name of the place. was never good with Chinese names after all.

before that ed yh and i were early (on time), the rest were late as usual DUH! (again as usual) so they accompanied me to a toy shop to search for a birthday gift for my darling little niece whose 2nd birthday was soon.

so ed was saying buy her some manly toys like a toy gun , GI Joe figurine and we were like wtf...gender reversal, so next time we told ed his son would be playing with female items.

his reply: ok what...girls like guys to be more feminine.

Fast forward to half way through dinner.

Through a narrow contests, the winning of a contest on who would get hitched next : Pastor Teo by a narrow margin win of 3-2 against Darth Emo!

somehow we were talking abt the *mythbuster fact* if u drop a piece of food on the ground, and it's safe to eat if u grab it up within 3 secs. *BUSTED*


so pastor teo was saying it's ok what. what doesn't kill u will make u stronger. in fact next time if his kid/s drop food on the ground he will let them carry on eating those food. *CM, i think u best talk to ur BF abt err...his kids raising habits*

naturally we told the rest abt ed's....interesting kid raising theory. GZ's reaction: "WTF ED! so next time ur kid would be hugging a barbie toy and shoving it to other kids and saying wanna play with me? DUDE he would be ostracised!" *everyone just broke out laughing*

of course the way its written here isn't as funny, but the way GZ reacted was hilarious.

so next time expect the BC kids to be like this

HX: child leaping and eating anything that drops on the floor.
Emo God: child sitting in some corner spewing purple clouds
Et3000: 4 eye kid playing with barbie toys and asking : "why no one wanna play with me? my daddy says i'm very manly feminine new age boy whatt...."
Overlord: probably a bookworm child reading a book on a chair

Hx spotted a cockroach on the floor like 5m away from our seating and his complain awarded us with a free serving of dessert. EAGLE EYE TEO aka E.E.T.

and to further prove that the stomach always has space for dessert, they forced me to go to swensens to get the free ice cream. of course everyone ordered something else. so it wasnt that cheapo. lol

and beacuse i dun feel like typing anymore i'm not going to lol.