By the Degree of his most high and emo Emo God, stated below is the hierarchy of the Emo Club founded in 2009 which shall hence forth be known as the 1st years of Emoism... 1 EMO AD

The head poncho!!! The king the emo of emoness the all mighty and powerful ...*drum roll* EMO GOD
Weaknesses: HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES!! can be warded off with pics and videos of the emo catalyst playing dota.


EMO High Priest = Emo God's very 1st disciple...the supreme overlord!!

Primary duties including sourcing for more outputs of emoism for the mighty one! latest success was the emo catalyst.

The Emo Enforcer = DARTH EMO

to ensure emo followers remain true to the emo path. Once known as ivan tang. Master of the art of ksing
weaknesses: Vegetables and XLs.

The Emo Inquisitor. PASTOR TEO

Walk softly but carry a big stick is his emo slogan. well for this person its run forth loudly waving a big stick like a lunatic to ensure all adhere to the emo path. known for his tortures aka violence.
believed to have stirred the Emo god to his current path via years of repeated violence in secondary sch. Rumoured to be an alien in disguise.
Known weakness: CMs, and inability to function properly pass 1am.

The Emo Knight! William the fake black belt-er

not yet a true emo-er but getting there thx to the emo catalyst and emo god.

The Emo Catalyst eddy the feeder the noob the newb etc

brainchild of the Emo High Priest. This player is da MAN!!! the BOMBZ!! that gives the BOOMZ!! With him on ur side.,,.there's a 99.5% chance that u WILL emo. Pls refer to previous article on the Emo catalyst

selection process for the emo catalyst
1) Must have 3 consecutive games of 10 deaths or more
2) Must have unerring confidence that his skills are good despite those scores
3) Must always want to play dota despite having such skills (gotta hand it to ed for that. Despite such skills he still wants to play dota. DETERMINATION i tell u
4) there must be some innate chemistry btw him/her and the emo god, to subconsciously trigger emo god's inner emoism

Ed fitted the bill perfectly!! JX was a very distant 2nd place lol.

Emo Underlings:

GZ - the only known person to get pawned by the Emo Catalyst's NS (might we add that it was the emo underling's 1st time using NS) while using a morph. (this sad entity has been playing dota for YEARS!!!) Hence forth, he shall always be known as the ETERNAL Emo Underling for that shameful experience.

dude i bet even my grandma can play better dota than ed and u lost to ed in that game. OMFG!!!

others: jx, gh

Unconfirmed Emo Entity: Emo God's Younger Sister aka the Emo Goddess

under the watchful eye and guidance of the Emo God, this person might be the new Emo Goddess. Violent by nature thanks to a certain Inquisitor, she is a truly fearsome emo entity. she threw rocks at yh's groin! Enuff said. Potential Emo Level: exceeds the Emo Catalyst.