u know most of the posts of 2010 has been abt dota and IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO MY LIFE???

i say thee....probably not...NAY!

so let's offically welcome the NEW YEAR 2010!!! (i realised i didnt post anything abt it at all). I know it's 2 months overdue but hell....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! and a MERRRY XMAS TOO!!! better late than never right? (not applicable if u like miss ur own wedding or something equally important)

so to lighten this WONDERFUL new year (or to chase away the rise of emoism) let us see a message hx sent to me on the night almost everyone spent at my place (besides Darth Emo who ignored all our smses and phone calls)

HX: I'm coming! Pls prepare a towel and the bed 4 me. Welcome fruits and drinks, Wld be greatly appreciated. (irrelevant other stuff carries on)

FYI he REALLY DID TAKE THE WHOLE BED for the night. Left 4 other pple sleeping on the mattress below and on the floor INCLUDING the host.


Another incident which i went to NTU career fair with ivan and will

wanted to meet up with ivan. Darth Emo's reply: "sure!! see if i can wake up in time to meet up with u"

do notice i was planning to go there ard 12pm. and also i realised how "close" my friendship with ivan was....SLEEP > Victor. sad-ed. so many years of friendship and still like this...

On another side note

today a freaking taxi banged into the car behind me which in turn caused the car behind me to bang into me on the way to sch today

lucky my car didnt seem to suffer much for now. Will take it to the IDAC to get it checked.

taxi was completely trashed though. front bonnet completely caved in half. Car behind me seemed pretty solid, back part was partially caved in.

so delayed me for like 15mins which made it impossible to find a parking space near where my lessons were being held.

pfft. took me 10mins to walk there = made me miss 15mins of my lessons.

my luck for the last 2 weeks isnt that good.

oh well looking at the bright side (be positive). AT least i'm unharmed. still cna play dota...ogle at girls... poke fun at darth emo aka the TKser sounds good right? TeamKillerKser). so combine the 2 and u have TKSer.

i'm emotionally traumatised but i'm sure if all of u pool ur cash together like get me a free buffet on wed *hint hint* or 1kg of famous amos cookies...ur this good emo overlord will make a rapid recovery. For those who didnt see the hints... *HINT HINT* there highlighted those parts alrdy. PLS BE GENEROUSITY. hahahahahhaa. powderful engrish rox!!

As everyone can see i changed the music for my blog.

The song is the ending theme of FFX. Basically its like a combination of a few of the good songs mixed into this song.

Ivan said my suteki da ne song very emo. really now...lol

*news report by the emo overlord*

and there we have it folks! RODGER FEDERER has beaten Andy Murray! straight sets too. even though Murray had like 4-5 chances to win the 3rd set, guess the FEDERER EXPRESS managed to overcome the difficulties and win it out.

damm exciting match!

Our BC club also has its own Federer express

*someone whispers to the emo overlord*

huh? what it's not federer express...it's the Feeder-er express? no shit? *transmission cuts off*

haha sorry folks, BC has no federer express...misinformation. BUT we do have the feeder-er express. latest quotes from the feeder-er express : "Battlefury is hp item what"

this time after laning with emo god....he has forced emo god to once again uninstall his WC3! talk abt emoness huh?

my chicken is better than et3000!

so i was just commenting on something on will's blog and onething led to another which we concluded

chicken > et3000 which led to the following conversation


WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahaha
ya...i think in dota
we woudl rather have a chick with us than ed

at lesat when the chick dies its 20+ gold?
doesnt give enemy much exp
we wont sacrifice ourselves to save it

Victor says:
lol
u know a chick might have better response time than ed...

WiLl.I.Am says:
oh..prob will most of the times
hahaha
at least it doesnt charge in after the battle ended

Victor says:
too bad chicks have no mana
if not can let them have a guinso and a dagon and a shiva
and ta da!
better player than an ed

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahha
they used to be able to dagon ppl
hahah

Victor says:
bots, dagon, shiva, guinso, heart and cyclone
WiLl.I.Am says:
better than ed with 6drs
hahah

Victor says:
i tell u that chick will just own ed so badly..

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahah
oh yea
i bet ed would nv see tt chick coming
haha

Victor says:
dagon 5
if ed was using his bs..
that chick can kill him
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
dagon 5
shiva
guinso
freeze 200dmg
guinso
then dagon 5 800dmg

WiLl.I.Am says:
ya
dead ed
hahaha
at most get rad to chase ed to death after ed goes past thed 1k hp
Victor says:
ah ya rad
let's imagine the chick has no natural attack
rad shiva dagon
guinso
WiLl.I.Am says:
hah
Victor says:
still can beat ed bah
as long as the chicken has 500hp
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahaha
man
ed doesnt get bfly for bs
but no
Victor says:
imagine ed runnign away from a chich...
WiLl.I.Am says:
he gets bfly for sb

man
Victor says:
he's after me!!!
WiLl.I.Am says:
tt would be cool
haha
hahaha
"ivan! get the chick away from me!"
"help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! zy pls help!! nono hit the chick nt me!!"
Victor says:
man going to blog abt this lol
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
chicken has killed et3000 for 250g
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahhah
chicken has a MONSTER KILL
"zy: ed..can u dun loose to a chicken for the 8th time?"


weekend amusement post lol!

Well u know just when u thought the notorious et3000 had sunk to his lowest in dota skills...he sank even lower.

an EPIC match where victory was almost lost! a battle of wits, determination and emoness. (emo god wasnt there though)

in this game we saw 2 extreme noobs battling it out for the title of noobness supremo.

Contestant number 1: Viper with DAGON. (public player)

contestant number 2: everybody's one and only FAVOURITE and the reigning holder of the title: ET3000 with his SPIRITBREAKER WITH..*drum rolls* EAGLEHORN!!

if not for the emo overlord just glancing at et3000's items, this secret would never have been found out.

Reenactment:
emo overlord: ah damm died....oh well let's look at et3000's items. shld be quite farmed up by now. *clicks* stares at screen....blinks away..rubs eyes...click on et3000 again...sees the dreaded eaglehorn.

the horror man the horror...

et3000's reason: "that time my NS use butter (which eaglehorn is 1 of the key items in making it) he hit like a machine gun. bang bang bang!

conclusion: either his teammates that game were damm pro and/or other team made of noobness supremos wannabes.

the scariest thing? he commented today. wah my friends in hall also jio me to dota but they all noobs. (ed calling others noobs...i mean omfg...ed's alrdy the noobness supremos. dun tell me he's raising the next generation of noobness embodied??? *shudders* mass production of emo cataylsts...*gash!!!*

THE HORROR THE HORROR!! (Minor tibits info: for those interested in this phrase, it's by joseph conrad's book: Heart of Darkness" )

I just thought of the ultimate insult anyone can ever have playing dota.

et3000: wah liao, u play like a noob man!

imagine ed saying that to someone..can die of shame man

wait a min....that #!()*#!(!()*#!*(&# called me a lousy player ! + that...et3000....that person who ksed me.


actually being ksed is ok lah. for fun and malicious intent (like a certain kyok85 and Darth/ivantang.wx but at least they do apologies SOMETIMES. not for darth player though.)

et3000 can ks me and say only 1 what...why so kei gao abt it? i can say....if this was in a manga strip...u will be able to see the veins sticking out on the side of my head.

anyway as u devoted readers of emoism and the occasional christians /buddhists / free thinkers / dota-ers can hear, i've added music to my blog again!

last time it was Eternity Memory of lightwaves - a song from the Final Fantasy X-2 ( which hx loved and i had to dl 4 different versions b4 he finally got the version he wanted)

i wanted to get To Zanarkland - frin FFX but the fake black belter beat me to it. Thief...ks-er tker thief.

so this one is from FFX - Suteki Da Ne. below are the lyrics.

	Original / Romaji Lyrics
	kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni oyoida kokoro kumo ga hakobu ashita ni hazunda koe
	tsuki ga yureru kagami ni furueta kokoro hoshi ga nagare koboreta yawarakai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono mune karada azuke yoi ni magire yumemiru
	kaze wa tomari kotoba wa yasashii maboroshi kumo wa yabure ashita wa tooku no koe
	tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo nagareta kokoro hoshi ga yurete koboreta kakusenai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono kao sotto furete asa ni tokeru yumemiru

English Translation
The wind, like a heart that swam in the accumulated words The clouds, a voice that was shot into the holding future
The moon, a shaking heart in an unsteady mirror The stars, gentle tears in an overflowing stream
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That heart, held within your body In those confusing nights I dream
The wind, its halting words are a gentle illusion The clouds, the broken future like a distant voice
The moon, a heart flowing in the clouded mirror The stars, broken and swaying, like tears unable to be hidden.
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That face, A soft touch, Dissolving into morning, I dream.

wanted to paste them side by side. but blog space isnt big enuff.


Most of these awesome songs are by Nobuo Uematsu. Eternity memories of lightwave were by Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi in FFX-2 after Uematsu sama left Square Enquix. (formely known as Squaresoft) I will say Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi were pretty good composers but they couldnt compare to Nobuo Uematsu's music. In fact Matsueda retired from the music scene after FFX-2 . Couldnt take all the critics reviews

Nobuo Uematsu is Da MAN!!! He's a real genius man. the songs he composes are just soooo goood. anway he left Square Enquix after the former director Hironobu Sakaguchi retired from that company. For those who don't know, Mr Sakaguchi was the one who created most of the Final Fantasy Series. Both of them have founded their own companies and work together from time to time.

by the way, Mr Uematsu founded a band called the BLACK MAGES. basically it's rock versions of Final Fantasy Music.

Listening to these songs....are a MUST when u play dota with edward at all times. ANTI EMOISM songs. For those who want more of such songs, drop me an email or so. i've quite a few FF series songs. in fact i'm now trying to dl a 9gb file which has all the FF series songs ever. or 99% of them.

I think Final Fantasy Songs are the only game songs that are acutally performed by ochestras. One of my biggest regret was missing Nobuo Uematsu's concert in Singapore last year. NOooooooooooo........next time if he comes again i will DEFINITELY buy tickets. even if they cost 200 bucks.! *hero worship eyes*

Some of the frightening /weird things i've seen at the start of the year

a) After a nice full dinner, i enter my parents' room to see them having my little niece sitting on the table hammering away at something and they were saying awww..so cute.

I went closer....to see it was MY laptop which was SWITCHED on and STRANGE menus were popping out


b) Hx showing care and concern to pple. lol.

c) [21:48]: et3000 has entered this room. (the horror!! the horror!!)

d) et3000 has joined the game (the horror!! the horror!!)

e) et3000 joins whatever side you are on (the horror!! the horror!! this is when u truly start to panic and hyperventilate)

f) et3000 has picked juggernaut/phantom assassin/ bloodseeker (oh wait scratch that only opponents see that. When they see that they start cheering).

it shld be...suddenly see et3000 having 1 of those heroe, allies start losing hope in the game. "loose leh loose , gg"

g) et3000 lanes with me. (starts sobbing and crying hysterically, loses 5 years of my total lifespan)

i) et3000: "show u my pro POTM...my vanguard POTM"

j) et3000: "i'm pro ok?"

Recurring nightmares have occurred frequently this year. This is the year i've seriously thought of quitting dota....

It's a FREAKING NIGHTMARE.

I've a veryy very bad feeling that things arent going to work on on Sunday during my grandma's birthday celebrations

The main concern is the utter lack of space. Because its going to be held in my aunt's house and even though theres going to be a club house i sincerely doubt there's going to be enuff space to hold like 50 pple or so? sorry make that 64 pple. Even my aunt said clubhouse prob cant hold all of us together. and her house can ONLY hold max 15 pple.

a) Own family gathering = 32 pple (including kids gfs + bfs)

then my aunt went to invite the godsister who'is very close to my grandma = ok

but also to invite the godsister's half brothers and sisters???? and i heard that their family size is the same as ours. AND only my mom's generation knows them. What abt their kids? NO ONE KNOWS THEM and def = 0 interaction i can say.

so 32x 2 = 64.


initiall i thought 32 pple was alrdy going to be hella cramp. now 64??
where are the young nephews and nieces going to sit? WHERE"S MY GRANDMA GOING TO SIT?

what's more is that the birthday song is going to be in cantonese when everyone doesnt know cantonese but hokkien? and my grandma is a hokkien anyway? (cantonese song was suggested by my aunt's friend. feel like scolding that idiotic person). i mean OMFG.

She even hired a photographer?? dude they also need space to take shots!! and a MC??? sighs.......why do we even need a MC when my cousin Mark is one or can be one, him being the Goth King, DJ etc.

Did i mention that the BLOODY young 19 years old photographer suggested a musical chair game in hokkien music? I MEAN COME ON MAN!! besides the new borns (born in year 2000 and after) the rest of us are min 18 years old. thank god i managed to dissuade my aunt from it but i heard recently she was considering it again.

And there are pts i dun even know like food arrangments, car park space etc.

There are just too many things that are VERY likely to go wrong and there's no way to avoid it since i cant say i dont want to go, after all it is my grandma's birthday.

helllooooo sleepless nights. i expect alot of pple to leave early. so much for a happy family gathering.

By the Degree of his most high and emo Emo God, stated below is the hierarchy of the Emo Club founded in 2009 which shall hence forth be known as the 1st years of Emoism... 1 EMO AD

The head poncho!!! The king the emo of emoness the all mighty and powerful ...*drum roll* EMO GOD
Weaknesses: HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES!! can be warded off with pics and videos of the emo catalyst playing dota.


EMO High Priest = Emo God's very 1st disciple...the supreme overlord!!

Primary duties including sourcing for more outputs of emoism for the mighty one! latest success was the emo catalyst.

The Emo Enforcer = DARTH EMO

to ensure emo followers remain true to the emo path. Once known as ivan tang. Master of the art of ksing
weaknesses: Vegetables and XLs.

The Emo Inquisitor. PASTOR TEO

Walk softly but carry a big stick is his emo slogan. well for this person its run forth loudly waving a big stick like a lunatic to ensure all adhere to the emo path. known for his tortures aka violence.
believed to have stirred the Emo god to his current path via years of repeated violence in secondary sch. Rumoured to be an alien in disguise.
Known weakness: CMs, and inability to function properly pass 1am.

The Emo Knight! William the fake black belt-er

not yet a true emo-er but getting there thx to the emo catalyst and emo god.

The Emo Catalyst eddy the feeder the noob the newb etc

brainchild of the Emo High Priest. This player is da MAN!!! the BOMBZ!! that gives the BOOMZ!! With him on ur side.,,.there's a 99.5% chance that u WILL emo. Pls refer to previous article on the Emo catalyst

selection process for the emo catalyst
1) Must have 3 consecutive games of 10 deaths or more
2) Must have unerring confidence that his skills are good despite those scores
3) Must always want to play dota despite having such skills (gotta hand it to ed for that. Despite such skills he still wants to play dota. DETERMINATION i tell u
4) there must be some innate chemistry btw him/her and the emo god, to subconsciously trigger emo god's inner emoism

Ed fitted the bill perfectly!! JX was a very distant 2nd place lol.

Emo Underlings:

GZ - the only known person to get pawned by the Emo Catalyst's NS (might we add that it was the emo underling's 1st time using NS) while using a morph. (this sad entity has been playing dota for YEARS!!!) Hence forth, he shall always be known as the ETERNAL Emo Underling for that shameful experience.

dude i bet even my grandma can play better dota than ed and u lost to ed in that game. OMFG!!!

others: jx, gh

Unconfirmed Emo Entity: Emo God's Younger Sister aka the Emo Goddess

under the watchful eye and guidance of the Emo God, this person might be the new Emo Goddess. Violent by nature thanks to a certain Inquisitor, she is a truly fearsome emo entity. she threw rocks at yh's groin! Enuff said. Potential Emo Level: exceeds the Emo Catalyst.

Heed well the words of the EMO HIGH PRIEST!! (aka emo ego overlord, supreme overlord, victor the kser, victor the great, victor the supreme egoist etc u get the drift)


Many years ago, he discovered the emo god was losing his emoism, because he was winning dota games. Hence the emo high priest decided to create something...someone to ensure games would be lost, allowing pure purple emoism to flood out.

1) Experiment no 1

log post no 1

SUCESS!! The Garung God : Pastor Teo.This new creation garungly charges into 5 heroes regardless of hp or situation, succeeded in pulling out moments of emoism from emo god.

log 2

Garung God has displayed certain flaws. Target has acquired a girlfriend and goes often to church activites, severely reducing dota playing time. Target's computer also disconnects often, (which does introduces emoism) but keeps him away from dota further.

i mean sure church and gfs are good for the human soul...but this is unecessary for emoism!! emosim requires 100% of the person's mind body and souL!!!

conclusion: require new subject to provide a new stable souce of emoism for the emo god

log 3

PROJECT EDWARD the emo Cataylst

- combining the skills of a total newb + Garung god's garungness + the Emo High Priest's egoness , and a pinch of pure purple emoism (grade A+++ quality) taken from the Emo God himself, the experiment is a success!!
(grade A+++ qualities emoism were harvested from the emo blast which transformed ordinary ivan tang into the dread DARTH EMO, hence quantities are extremely rare)

Game doesnt even need to be started for emo god to display emoness as soon as emo god sees subject edward in same team. Response from emo god: GG GG sure lose. rage quit and emoism output has increased by 10000%. WOHOO!!

log 4. (b4 ed went to NZ for 6 months)

subject skills have improved slightly. UNACCEPTABLE. (this is the time ed's sa had a mega kill streak and was doing pretty well after intense training and coaching). Requires upgrading to a lousier set of skills. Subject taken offline for 6 months

log 5.

PERFECTION!!! After 6 months of development, ladies and gentlemen!!! i present to u the EMO CATALYST!!!

all past skills or lackof have been enhanced. subject is more ego than ever with deadlier emo causing skills due to his lack of skills.

eg: MY PRO POTM...my PRO VANGUARD POTM
eg: MY JUG IS GOOD!!!! Ultis with 5 other mobs ard (still does that after repeated coaching)
eg: BloodSeeker doesnt learn ulti at lvl 6 (lack of common sense is promising in causing emoness)

The best part? everytime subject shows improvement, he gets called overseas for some school activity etc which reduces his skill back to negative regions. Renewable source of emoism.

So far subject hasnt played with The Emo God recently but signs are promising. latest results show his emoness has caused the Emo high priest to quit dota for 2 days! causing massive vomiting blood icons to appear on his teammates msn screen.

promising indeed...we have created a monster !! a monster!!! HAHAHA..results exceed expectations...when the emo god sees my results, he will praise me and i shall forever sit besides his emo right (mouse clicking) dota hand. MUHAHAHA.

End of log.

CHALET OVER!!

Freakingly exhausting day. But u know its good after meeting with BC members after months of not having the time to meet up.

BBQ was goooooooooddddddd

games were...........noooooo goood because pple didnt trust me.

I'm the seer!! believe me!! (yuan yuan and czy...we dun believe u and even if ur the seer kill u also nvm..end result? 6 out of 7 pple voted to kill me...)

man i tell...if that was a movie, my seer's ghost would haunt the damm village for eternity lol.

my werewolve hunting powers quite power neh. so is my werewolve killing power. always pick out the seer to kill or who the werewolf is.

BUT no one believes me...buggers. i sensed biasness in that game. no one believed yh but do they kill him as often as they do me?? Noo...


Then next day went to Pastor Teo's baptism. *sniff sniff* so touching....and my stomach was growling. no breakfast...no food till 1245pm brunch.

was sooo tired during the sermon. I found the Pastor/ Reverend was a bit long winded. Worst part came when they said close ur eyes for prayers...GG victor GG.

Devoted victor closed his eyes for 2mins ++ (very deep prayer) . At least i hope that's what the photographer, with the gigantic lens pointing right at my face when i woke up, was thinking.

As long as i didnt snore shld have been ok i guess. Thx to CM for passing me a mentos sweet if not the zzzz monster would have won.

So hx baptised..right after that he THANKED me for coming and offered to treat me lunch (amazing no? i thought woah!! baptism really changes a person!!!)

then he said..oh he had no money, let CM treat instead (sigh of relief..that's the hx we know and love lol)

Was so tired i slept for 2hrs in the afternoon (not like some meekling who slept from 1pm - 9pm) tsk tsk...weak lah brothers weak!!


but i must be getting weaker also...last time i could stay awake the whole night and not sleep till next day night time...sighs...sign of old age lol.

Now a special word from our Emo God's 10 commandments, sadly we currently only have the 1st 4.

1) Thou knew it was a fair game when it started
2) Thou's incompetnecy caused them to leave
3) Thou Shall not feed
4) Thou shall keep pushing


Drink deeply the words of the Emo God!!!! Emolleujah!

End of the World part 2

EMO GOD GOT ASKED OUT FOR A DATE!!
wah how can that be??

i've never been asked out on a date b4..*sniffs sniffs cries in 1 small dark corner*

From my superior interrogation skills, we can deduce she's cute and she has a good singing voice

not bad neh..emoism attracts females. girl can call czy over the phone and sing to him.

ser·e·nade (sr-nd, sr-nd)n.

1. Music A complimentary performance given to honor or express love for someone.

role reversal i tell u...shldnt it be the guy seranding the girl?

at least she's smart to call over the phone because

a) czy lives 17 floors up. (sorry lah not like shakespearan time when the most is only 1 -2 stories up.

b) czy is forced to listen and has no chance to dump water down etc etc

So of course the great master gave emo god some advice like treating the girl to the meal (just for the 1st date, next few(if any) can go dutch which led to the explanation of going dutch since emo god didnt understand the term. WHICH even mroe interesting led to comments abt Darth Emo and Pastor Teo

So while Supremo overlord was still smarting from the thoughts of a girl asking out, czy said how to know if a girl who asked u out enjoys ur company? can share with me your experience? (1 arrow piece through my body)

my reply: no girl ever asked me out before (another 2 more arrows)

czy's reply": "Oh..........." (1001 more arrows hitting me) *victor sits in one small dark corner tracing small circles on the floor with his finger and sobbing quietly*

below is an example of how i felt

Oh well wish him luck for his saturday date neh. (he's going to cut hair, book movie tickets, buy present. He's a regular Romeo i tell u. take notes HX IVAN!!!)

1st time see czy going through so much effort for anything. i mean besides thinking of methods to ban ed from dota.

And this is yet another clue that the world is ending in 2010.

of course the real clue will be when a girl asks ed out on a 1v1 date. hahahaha.

The End of the World is NOT 2012 as pple state, it is 2010!!! my reasons are stated below

Reason why

1) Increased effects from global warmings

2) more conflicts and deaths ard the world

3) Birth of emoism end of 2008 (signifying the beginning of the end man!!!)

4) Ed's return to dota (hastening effect of emoism in the world. Frequency of dark purple emo clouds have increased by 10000% since ed's return to dota)

5) Ivan declaring he will quit dota. (this one not really a major concern there's been false alarms since 2 years back lol)

6) Hx's Baptism.
(the alien kidnappers really screwed up in their data man!!! HX GETTING BAPTISED!! I mean just 3 years b4, (if anyone told us hx was getting baptised...common reaction will be = HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA good joke good joke. it's a joke right?) Be sure to keep a lookout for massive earthquakes or hurricanes in Singapore on that day

but seriosuly hx to convert to christanity. man who would ever have thought abt it. His path to Pastor Teo is set!! image hx saying: " bless u my son! *sprinkles holy water* preaches abt sharing and giving and loving one anther...."

somehow the almost 10 years of info on hx doesnt seem to fit into that image. Must be love man...Females can really change a guy i guess. No wonder they say love makes miracles. JIA YOU XL!!! Make a vegetarian out of ivan!

As for my comments on the thoughts of baptism in general oh well those will come another day

After close to 8 months or more w/o dota...
EDWARD IS BACK TO THE FRAY!!

His very 1st words when he jioed us for dota. i'm now very pro ok? wait till u see my potm

He kept on saying that till the game started and after the game ended.

Of course whenever u hear ed say that u must take his words with a huge shovel of salt, but just once when he said it with so much conviction i thought MAYBE he trained secretly u know?

alas....his next words after game started were

WAIT TILL U GUYS SEE MY POTM WITH VANGUARD!!! -_-''' (for the unintiated, vanguard is mostly used for str heroes or some agil heroes with no escape skills etc. POTM with a jump out of danger skill...doesnt fit into any of those categories.


well to be fair ed's score was 1-1. and HOLY OMG CZY PRAISED ED IN THAT GAME!! (call the record books! its a first..and probably the last

it was the 1st time ever ed only ended the game with 1 death. Doesnt this tell u how noob the other team was? i mean ed the supreme overlord of noobs. The nooblet, the noob god getting a score of 1-1!!! Enuff said

2nd game similar. Ed's confidence begans to rise.

3rd game: There's the edward we all know and love. 2-11 OM. who selfishly dived into the line of enemies to be our meat tank. it's like those army movies: Ed sees the gattling gun being aimed at his allies and he jumps heroic in the line of fire and dies in .000001 secs. while the rest of us who were acutally standing 200 metres away, are laughing at ed's bad eyesight and judging skill. lol


4th game: ed's game sa....ALL RIGHT BABY! HE"S THE MAN!!!! after beating the habit of not buying bracers for sa months ago, he rebought them back! and ed's sa..he's such a fair and honourable player. scared of being overpowered by his perm invis skill, he willingly uses a skill (smoke) that reveals him to the enemies to give them a fighting chance w/o disabling them

So let the emo signals be given out! He's back...and bigger than ever..give a warm welcome to ED the EMO CATALYST!!

Wah kana arrowed by THX liao
for Richie's gift u guys seen the website he gave for suggestions on gifts to get him and Katherine?

http://www.richardkathy.com/


let me know which one u guys want to buy. or maybe i shld facebook message richard on what he wants from that site and then we can pool resources.

saves the headache of delivery etc.

I was watching an anime called gate keepers then it's sequl Gate keepers 21

and it's such a freaking difference i tell u

GK is a jap anime that's like say..a comedy action anime, a bit of laughs etc

GK 21 is 30 years after it and it's just so bleak and dark. It paints humanity as totally without hope. The hero of GK is dead before he even hits 40 and the action is carried out by his daughter who's so totally anti social and dark brooding.

In GK u see the characters laughing and smiling, colours used are bright blue skies, in fact almost the whole anime is cheerful, there's always a solution to the problems faced.

GK21, colouring is totally bleak black. most of the action takes place at night, in dim gloomy areas. Here the heroine and her mentor acknowledge that the fight against "evil" is hopless since there will always be humans with negative feelings which become the bad guys. Best part? The powers they use when overused destroys them bit by bit or curses them to be unhappy or death etc. There's an immediate feeling of hoplessness. U dun use ur powers, the bad guys win. U use ur powers, ur guranteed to have your happiness taken away and if overused, eventually your life too. It's a lose lose situation.

It's like swimming in a nice warm swimming pool and being teleported to the antarctica all of a sudden

Apparently there's a novel GK 1985 that explains the gap btw GK and GK 21 and even though i seriously want to read it, it's like utterly not in circulation and nothing on the internet on it.

Just watching GK 21 gave me such a feeling of poignant despair and hoplessness. it's way beyond emo. *brr...cold*

GK series can be watched on animeshuupidden.com and GK21 can be watched on youtube.

Just remember GK21 is totally different from GK. You've been warned

Gothic Movements

For those that remember, i've mentioned that i've an elder cousin that's into the Gothic movement right? The hip and funky cousin. Well below is a video and the link to it for an interview with some show.

http://razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/lifestyle 39002.html;jsessionid=202CD61C119218E718B9D02829898CB6.00

The head goth (Singapore Goth pt 5) 05:23

If Singapore goth dudes are the hottest, Saito Nagasaki could be the Brad Pitt of goths.
We talk to the head of The Singapore Dark Alternative Movement in his house to get to know the man behind the make-up and the movement.

Edited: Forgot to mention earlier on that the person being interviewed is my cousin. such a cool and hip cousin huh?

I was reading a newspaper article about the older generation in Somalia lamenting abt modern techology (esp handphones) which causes a lot of young pple to elope with just a text message etc.

Quote from the old man in the article: " in the past, all we could do was to give a dowy of 11 camels and an AK47 Rifle and wait politely for a response"

Man..sure beats other countries' way of courting females. Just imagine, there's no need to bring the girl out on dates and spend alot of money on like buying a diamond ring, expensive restaurents etc.

for the potential bride's side, u get a free rifle!

Just found it amusing i guess


and on to another topic

i just love reading XL's blog at times

on her latest entry when her family will be away for holidays
"ahahaha.... Ivan tang... got time come my house and help ah! U wash toilet i mop floor k???"

isn't it so romantic?? i'm so envious!! everytime i ask ivan to help me with such things and even offering to pay him he refuses...imagine them dancing with a mop and a broom and doing tango. reminds me of a paragraph in the book army daze i have but sadly i can't find it now. pity

*ivan remember..toilet cleaning must scrub very throughly! GOOD LUCK!! JIA YOU!!*

and another one from the past entry : "(Note: Never count on Ivan to wake me up!!)"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! when i read this i laughed aloud. Well ok to be honest ivan did give me a successful wake up call on the day we were playing bb...ONCE!!! (other billion times when we were suppose to meet at 10am) 9.30am...i call him and *huh? what time is it now? *imagine very sleepy voice)

of course he still gets there at ard 1030 or so not THAT bad. Edward...on the other hand....nothing to say. 10am appointment can come at 1130am.

of course now ivan's mostly differnt. Very Punctual for his appoints. Edward..sadly still the same lol.

always wondered what would become of ivan if singapore's temperature suddenly changes to an everyday temp of 24 Deg Cel with a nice wind blowing. (something like NZ)

will he be permenantly in hibernation mode? somemore he's staying on the 17th floor? nice cooling breeze everyday....maybe he will eat alot for like a month to store fats then hibernate for 3 months...oh wait...that will fail with his straight intestine. hmm..this could be interesting.

Ivan...pls go stay in NZ for like a year pls? think of it like a scientific experiment. BC members will be very interested in the results

Well wanted to blog abt this months ago but u know me....always delaying till later to matters regarding my blog

Today's topic will be about *drum rolls!!!* DOTA. During every match, the dota gods watch over us. With the proper procedures, these godlings will be able to grant us their might powers!! Of course sometimes these powers can backfire but oh heck, that's the fun of it right?

a) Emo God: the Supreme god of the dota pantheon: Enuff said huh? His legendary deeds and powers conferred upon those who seek his blessings have been described enuff. Summary: with his blessings his team can either be inspired towards new heights or plunged into the depths of despair!!

b) GoG (God of Garungness): Rarely invoked save when using str heroes esp Axe hero. This blessing conveys supernatural bravery to the person. Best not to invoke when using non str heroes, if not it conveys supernatural sucidal recklessness.

c) The Hum Ji Godling (polite term will be called the God of Tactical retreats) ! aka Darth Emo: This blessing conveys the mind's eye!! Able to see the results of impending battles, the hero err...usually chickens out... i mean calls a tactical withdrawal before battle is joined. Truly a fellow of the saying: Fled to fight another day. (usually to the screams of his dying teammates)

d) God of Disaster aka The Edward effect: Lowest ranked and sought after deity/blessing. Rarely seen but happens when a newb player anyhow invokes a plea for help, the G.O.D is the most fearsome of curses to be casted on the player. This unlooked for effect can also be a result of appealing to both the Emo God and the GoG at the same time. (aka player snoopy). To be both garung and emo at the same time....a fearsome entity indeed. *for own teammates, opposing team will see this godling as a blessing*

e) Ego God aka Emo overlord: Always making his presence felt. The Godling whom usualyl says can win one! I'm the pro u know? with me around cannot lose one. Rarely a negative score in K/D ratio, he's a true PRO!!! *might have double digits deaths at time but those are due to lousy teammates and such reports abt such loses are usually false*

Fear these godlings!!!

ta da! i'm back!

can't believe william fractured his hand into 4 parts from just a mere fall..so much for TKD blackbelt huh?

he should have like somersaulted 3 times before landing on 1 finger and escaping unharmed...haiz....what a fake lol! he probably dyed his tkd belt black!!! SHOW US YOUR CERT TO PROVE UR A RRREAAALL black belt!!!

(and that is what reading too much History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Manga does to your brain)

oh well at least he has this 5 cm scar on his arm to impress, fake, lie to girls...

Without dota for like 3 weeks...i feel lighter...happier...less emo..wah....brand new feeling man...a non emo month!

btw there's a new 6.64 map.

Self Discovery: I realised that i'm a very very cynical person. i can't really believe in stuff like innate human kindness etc etc, if someone slaps on on the cheek, turn the other way blah blah blah

For me most pple are irredeemable idiots (excluding friends and most family members) and for every good person out there there's probably 1000 idiots out to ruin that one man's work

Maybe that's why i don't go to church. Guess i'm a tad bit too cynical for it.

oh well i will post another one soon i think lol. YA! got a new person tagging on the board = CM!

my "legion"of fans grows ever bigger!!! world domination up next!

A video which i posted the hyperlink a few years back since i didnt know how to upload videos and still dun know how to till blogger gave the nice little icon option now.

I believe most of u watched it that time but oh well old stuff are still the best! (don't think CM has seen it yet since she didnt know hx at that time lol = dun know abt my all mighty and power blog!)