Birthday Parties!

a break from the horrifying experience abt et3000

quote from yh: "wanna watch a horror show? can! ed! go play dota, that will be horrifying enough"

- YH on 5th Nov 2010

tell u, everyone had a good laugh.

any back to the topic. celebrated ZY's HX and My birthday together @ Jurong Pt.

Initially we planned to go orchard. Haiz..but some CHEENA boy went for TKD and kana one of his metatarsal bone. so we all have to accommodate him to JP where we ate some pretty good chinese food. ( see lah told him not to tkd, but does he listen? Nooooo....now become a bai kar bai chu.

i know he wants to become like wolverine, but having parts of u broken so as to have metal inserted into u isn't the right way lah brudder!

anyway so we had this pretty good Chinese food at cant remember the name of the place. was never good with Chinese names after all.

before that ed yh and i were early (on time), the rest were late as usual DUH! (again as usual) so they accompanied me to a toy shop to search for a birthday gift for my darling little niece whose 2nd birthday was soon.

so ed was saying buy her some manly toys like a toy gun , GI Joe figurine and we were like wtf...gender reversal, so next time we told ed his son would be playing with female items.

his reply: ok what...girls like guys to be more feminine.

Fast forward to half way through dinner.

Through a narrow contests, the winning of a contest on who would get hitched next : Pastor Teo by a narrow margin win of 3-2 against Darth Emo!

somehow we were talking abt the *mythbuster fact* if u drop a piece of food on the ground, and it's safe to eat if u grab it up within 3 secs. *BUSTED*


so pastor teo was saying it's ok what. what doesn't kill u will make u stronger. in fact next time if his kid/s drop food on the ground he will let them carry on eating those food. *CM, i think u best talk to ur BF abt err...his kids raising habits*

naturally we told the rest abt ed's....interesting kid raising theory. GZ's reaction: "WTF ED! so next time ur kid would be hugging a barbie toy and shoving it to other kids and saying wanna play with me? DUDE he would be ostracised!" *everyone just broke out laughing*

of course the way its written here isn't as funny, but the way GZ reacted was hilarious.

so next time expect the BC kids to be like this

HX: child leaping and eating anything that drops on the floor.
Emo God: child sitting in some corner spewing purple clouds
Et3000: 4 eye kid playing with barbie toys and asking : "why no one wanna play with me? my daddy says i'm very manly feminine new age boy whatt...."
Overlord: probably a bookworm child reading a book on a chair

Hx spotted a cockroach on the floor like 5m away from our seating and his complain awarded us with a free serving of dessert. EAGLE EYE TEO aka E.E.T.

and to further prove that the stomach always has space for dessert, they forced me to go to swensens to get the free ice cream. of course everyone ordered something else. so it wasnt that cheapo. lol

and beacuse i dun feel like typing anymore i'm not going to lol.

The Return of the Dreaded ET3000! part 1

blogging day since i'm on leave.

i know this is like super overdue but it HAS HAPPENED!!!

THE DREADED ET3000 HAS RETURNED TO DOTA. (as of sept 2010). hey i did mention this was an overdue updating session right?

the agony...the pain....my eyes!! the emoism...the pure undiluted amt of noobness.

of course we alrdy have seen the worse of et3000 :

The epic legendary case of him killing roshan with ursa and leaving the aegis + cheese behind for the enemies to take. *silently cries over the memory, sometimes the nightmare of that incident still causes purple emo clouds to appear over at Jurong East + several of the BC pple still wake up screaming after dreaming of that time.


Of course ed's not that bad now....he's worse....i mean that was the worst incident. but on a score of 100, his average skills has dropped from 0 to...-15 or so

DOTA CAMP FIRE HORROR STORIES:

sit aroundd laddies and hear this tale from the this battle scarred veteran who has faced horrors beyond imagining, eddism and emoism both


so u know sonny, ya i was the tormented soul u know? the little stag human hero with the aoe stun. so yaaa i was invisible and there was the legendary the one and only NOOBLORD! et3000 as my teammate earthshaker. so u know i pinged for et3000 to stun 2 enemies at the top lane. i mean how bad could it be right? ES's stun is aoe + can block and it was the section just after the river at top, narrow, confined no escape! i'm sure he could stun at least one + me stun and spam.. gurantee + chop 1 kill right?

*nods of ya from the younglings!*

behold! his stun...TOTALLY MISSED! *gasps of horror from the young nooblings and newbs + cries of " it cannot be!!!"

aye it is true!. not only did he missed, he blocked me. + he gave an escape path for the enemy to run away by the side forest path. i tell u..it was stunning! (pun intened), so stunning that it made even me forget to stun for 2secs. the world spun ard me that night...i was in shock!

*Dramatic sigh* it was a dark and evil day i tell u young ones. not only that he blinked in and ulti...1 HERO! +4 of us behind him numerous times. i lost many friends that day...the images of the noob lord in the flesh haunted them.drove them insane!! the only solution was to become devotees of the emo god.

let us bow our heads fr a moment of silence for their sacrifice. HAHAHHAHAHA

REMEMBER if u see et3000 on ur team. FLEE!! run unless u wnt to become his subject forevermore. even now this cloud of darkness is spreading his evil. Once confined to rooms 40 and beyond now he has spread to rooms 20-30s. nooblings now run rampant in these rooms. a jug with no boots, omnis with 4 mobs ard rushes into towers, a lion who doesnt know how to stun, a pitlord that doesnt learn his trap.

THE END IS NEAR!!

let us pray to the Emo God, et3000's sworn nemesis for deliverance!

ok it's not much of a choice, damn if u do and damn if u don't. emoism vs eddism...EMOISM ANYDaY ANYTIME!!

(an extract from the 2010 dota camp fire horror stories)

but i kid u not...those really were ed's actions.

Richard and Katherine's Visit to Singapore: 17th Sept 2010

Ta da! retirement break over. so let's 1st describe my outing with the one and only...*drum roll*
Mr Richard...(checks facebook for the exact spelling of his surname) Kidarsa!

haha anyway Rich dropped by Singapore for just a few hours on 17th Sept 2010 and i arranged to meet him at Ion since i was on leave that day.

LOL i thought i posted on facebook to inform pple of his coming haha but instead it was actually on richard's wall that we discussed the meetup.

Richard still looks the same. maybe more rugged a bit and FATTER!!! haha..and he came with his wife! wohoo! met Mrs Katherine kidarsa for the 1st time.

As a friend: I am so happy for Richard. Katherine is pretty , friendly from what i can tell and richard is happy with her! wohoo!

As the Emo Overlord of the Sinster BACHELOR'S CLUB: ARRGGGHHH! the WIFE!! *flees b4 this ultimate club traitor lol* + their ultimate weapon: the wedding rings!! *spontaneous combustion at the sight of 2 rings* like sprinkling holy water on a vampire. *burst into bats and flees*

lol but jokes asides, saw Richie and Katherine both wearing their wedding rings. looks good!

so we had a brief meetup for abt 2.5hrs or so before they had to go off to the airport again for richard to fly back to the US to finish his studies.

Managed to extract a promise from him that asked him to come back to SG soon and for a longer stay. fun day it was. (some pple didnt buy me a birthday gift that day lol! even though my birthday was just on the 18th) saaaadddd..... LOL

Presenting to youuuu. : Richard and Katherine



Richard and the Alpha Emo Overlord.

so i wanted to blog abt my birthday month
but since today i'm in pretty bad shape aka my whole nose is blocked today. going to prob see a doc later.

+i've a persistent cough + a 2k word essay due in 12hrs time. + i've slept less than 8hrs in 2 days. and prob going to gonk out at 5am today lol. make that 10hrs sleep in 3 days. buggery. bah bah bah

i need niece therapy. hug my niece!!!

but hang on faithful readers! i will blog more soon.

of course dear mr yyh is right. but u know sometimes i just need to rant and rave to let off the steam. oh well a leave on monday cured most depressions.

I"M ALL PUMPED UP...( posted on tuesday) was pumped up (all it took was 1 day of continous bad news)..now deflated again.

how come when i've planned the schedule so perfectly shit happens?

10 pple - Check not. 9 pple still ok

acutal day -

1 person got job interview: - ok. still got 8 pple no problemo
1 person not feeling well - ok.... 7..a bit worried but still shld be ok
1 person - suddenly change of YOG schedule - can't come on that day...wtf!! 6 pple suddenly.

recipe for disaster. hallelujah.

btw i found i love watching romantic comedies lol. just watched this awesome korean romantic comedy show "Accidental Couple" or dun knwo why it's also called "The Fool".

not only is the heroine hot, the storyline is *sniff sniff* so nice. oh well guess i've a softspot for such shows.

latest updates in my life for the last few months:

a) i bought a PS3 (super long overdue never revealed post but which all my friends know abt it)

b) I'm involved in the Alive Gallery (AG) held at downtown east from 2nd July - 3rd Oct (super long overdue post again but which everyone knows due to my constant whinning)

c) I, the great victor, have discovered whenever he says: "what else can go wrong?' or "nothing will go wrong" the opposite will usually be proven otherwise 99.9999999999% of the time.

now the IC in charge said we had to talk over msn = prob more bad news. prob over a new staff who's been there for 4 days. bummmmerrrrr

I really need some good news in my life now. Sighs...........*goes into emo mode*

what i want to do is just go to some jap restaurent, order a bottle or 2 of sake, and enjoy a quiet moment eating sushi or sashimi or some food.


flaw in the plan: unless u go to those really posh stalls which the prices are freaking high = few customers, most places i know in SG are / will be totally crowded. and posh places doesnt mean = no crowd. so scratch out that quiet moment thingy.

come to think abt it, i've never ever been drunk b4. High yes but drunk no. and omg..my blog has been ard 2x longer than yh but he has almost 2x the number of posts i've. OH THE SHAME....

btw yh, why did u link that post of india/pakistan virus to my blog? u thought of me when seeing that? lol. i remind YH of a virus? *gasp!!* shocked! *emo emo* oh wait i'm alryd emo...*emoer emoer*

so for my this weekend, i had to go to pasir ris on a saturday right after i went to office at 10.

because a fool of a girl didnt sms me her change of YOG schedule while all her other friends did.

and my aunt thinks i ENJOY going there because SHE THINKS 7 pple was enough to run the Alive Gallery.

it's amazing how pple who only know roughly about the workings of the staffing strength think that less 3 pple is still enough to work.

oh yes...i enjoy travelling 1.5hrs to work and 1.5hrs back from pasir ris when i could be at home resting or even playing with my niece on my weekend or even enjoy a nice lunch or dinner outing with my mom.

yes i enjoy eating junk food or standing around showing pple ard art pieces non stop. whee.

I just feel so tired trying to explain things sometimes. oh yes did i mentioned on top of that i'm also slaving over my studies now? I "soooo enjoy" going to pasir ris all right

the body is willing but the soul is just so weary so tired...

btw pls deicde a day to combo celebrate yh and hx's birthdays and maybe can squeeze in czy's one too.

HX up to u to decide. i know YOG schedule is very tight. CY has 1 coupon that has 20% off a place called tonkichi. or was it tonkuchi?

let me know k?

very short post

in a very most unhappy mood indeed

have to work tomorrow 10-10 at pasir ris. then SATURDAY at office at 9am - 3pm? fuck!

best part? paying $16K for a company to set up some CRM software and we have to write up the 1st 500 resumes? bullshit i tell u. WTF ARE WE PAYING THOSE ASSHOLES FOR? unfortunately i'm not the boss so i've to bite my tongue and just keep silent but still...

what irritates me to no end it offering my advice getting it turned down and in the end if we had all followed my suggestion, it would have saved me a LOT of time. Now i've to go to get another comp for the office AGAIN! 3 times in 6months. could have just bought 4 the last time but noooo...

and despite me planning out stuff...someone up there always has to ruin it for me. pfffttt....there's always like oh...i forgot abt this...oh..i didnt mention this? ah fuckery.

Sighs............................it's been 1 whole week since i last saw my niece...emooooooo

Today has been a fuckiinnngg hooorrible day + yesterday too

a) went to collect my term's books, (term starts next week). and...1) 1 of the courses the damn MAIN reading guidebook aka textbook hasnt come out yet 2) the reading materials aka something like those lit books like macbeth etc ALL of them aren't out yet because UNISIM TOLD THE BOOKSTORE ONLY 56 PPLE ARE TAKING THE COURSE WHEN THERER WERE 193 PPLE TAKING IT.

u know and i know u know that usually dear mr victor here doesnt lose his temper but this is FRICKING IDIOTIC. usually there are shortages once in a while but to miscalculate so damn badly? WTF ARE THEY THINKING OF? Monday when i'm on leave i'm going to call the damn UNISIM and demand some answers

i'm seriously pissed. i shldnt get too angry it's not good for health but then again...considering lessons start on thursday with 0 text to read up...bullshit


today when drinking starbucks javachip venti size the person didnt cover the cap properly = some of the coffee spilled onto my shirt. fuckery. luckily i was wearing a black/white/brown striped shirt. so no one could see the stains. it just so happened on the day i was going to watch despicable me.

btw that show is aweeesome. nice.

and like some ex cheena boy i watched it alone. booked the tickets this morning. (can picture HX saying: "wah liao, can u dun be so loooserish?") get someone to pei u lah.

of course mr senor hybrido and a certain CY will say why pay to watch? there's always so and so streaming sites etc.

btw this is the 1st movie i'ev watched this whole year. and a better part of last year too i think. last movie i watched was TERMINATIOR : SALVATION.

well watching a good movie dispells some of my bad mood. *grunt* have to go back to pasir ris tomorrow. sighsssssssss

+ NTUC's account staff totally screwed things up. from giving names and NRIC..it went to + DOB then went to the ULTIMATE SCREWED UP thing to filling up a FULL APPLICATION FORM + A COPY OF NRIC. WTFFFFFFFFFFFF????????

+ they suddenly needed 2 more pple to come on sat and sunday. and just nice all my spares said it was too sudden (that i agree) and hence i 've to travel all the way back again.

of course this irritates me but doesnt anger me. except the accounts needed the full 5 pages application form for PART TIMERS.

needless to say, it's not been a good week.

Pasir Ris HERE I COME!!

And HELLO FOLKS!

yes it's been almost ..sorry it's been more than 2 months since the last post!!

and now the long awaited return! *drum roll pls*

so anyway u know...(i know this is a very irritating phrase because most pple actually dun know and this phrase is mostly a singlish one u know? lol)
anyway, since 2nd July i've been working at Pasir Ris! YES OH YES!!! It's Fricking PASIR RIS. Hallejuah!

hence now i'm temporaily staying at tenah merah at my cousin's place. My uncle adn the whole family are just so kind. They immediately said ok to me staying over. Breakfast they will also buy extra stuff for me to eat. Feel so embarrassed to impose on them like this.

I swear if next time my cousins need to stay over at my place, i will do the same for them as they did for me. This is i swear and as they say, a man's word is his bond.


anyway my working hrs are fucking insane

tues- thurs - 10am - 9pm
Friday - 10am - 10pm
Sat - 12noon - 10pm
Sunday - 12noon - 9pm

monday off.

Mind you...this was changed just 3 days after we started work. it was suppose tobe 10am -8pm initially.

DAMN U NTUC!!!

buggery.

at least my female colleagues provide some eye relief. No one's happy abt the damn hrs but bo pian. MOOOOOOOOOOOO

so will blog more once i return back.

btw i'm working at the ALIVE GALLERY at DOWNTOWN EAST. If u guys want to come (with gfs) i can try to sneak u in. But it seems i;m only there till this saturday.

My aunt is forcing me back to tanjong pagar because of the shortage of manpower in the officve. pfft.....

thus i greet thee my friends and viewers a good night and a pleasant day.

Nights!

The end is near!!!!

ed playing dota again...this time it's even worse. he insists on playing dota....GGfied

mind you, eddie is a good friend. He's a kind ass and a good bastard at times. i mean he's a good friend. and he helps put in community work. (like asking me to buy a $10 shirt to help out kids in Indonesia).

but yesh...his dota skills...is horrgible. it's like asking a little kid to take on a heavy weight boxer. Of course there's always the story of David and Goliath but it arent true in this case.

when he msned me: "dota"

my hands shook. sweat broke on my forehead. i felt dizzy. i ran ard my room like a headless chicken for the next 5 mins. + i had 2 nights with troubled dreams.

Oh well...friends shld support each other....even though this time it might cost me my sanity. oh wait , i'm alrdy insane. maybe there will be a miracle. ed might not have double digits deaths as usual.


Man..this morning woke up at 8 after sleeping late. I had a troubled dream.

it brought back old feelings of regrets and sadness. blah

i hate waking up like that. Haiz. not a good way to wake up on a Sunday.

on to other matters... Bloody hell Lakers 3-0 in series against Jazz

Sons of &!@*!(). All my favourite teams getting / going to be eliminated.

Spurs killed off the mavericks

and now spurs are down 0-3 against the Suns. (yes i suport both but i prefer mavericks better)

Noooooooooooo...no one has ever won a series down 0-3.

emo emo emo.

last choice: orlando magic!

can't stand that idiot kobe bryant. so ya ya papaya. but he;s got skill but he's getting old alrdy.

Person i admired most: John Stockton!! wohoo!!

his play was damn good. ard 19 years of NBA play and shooting % of 50%.

leads the freaking NBA records in Assists (beats 2nd place by over 5k) and in Steals.

imagine getting 1k assists per season for 7 years.

for those that dun know, 1 season = 82 games. 1000 / 82 = ard 15 assists per game.

i mean even with my PS2 lol i cant get such numbers. unless i set the mins per quarter to ard 30mins. pfft but playing 2hrs per game for 82 games per season...i'm not that crazy.

out of a possible 1524 games, he played 1504 or 1506 i think. I mean he played for 9 years w/o missing a single game. 82 x 9 = 738 games w/o being injured.

that's what i call durabiltiy man!! Of course his partner Karl Marlone also hardly missed any games too.

Young NBA stars these days arent as durable man. I mean look at Tracy McGrady. God knows how many games he's missed ard. prob 200 or so. but i remember 1 game he scored 13 pts in 35secs. but he's always plagued by injuries. Btw he's no longer in Houston, got traded to NY Knicks. Poor Knicks.

Bad news i had over the month

a) my watch of over 8 years (since i was 16) finally died-ed. *sobs* it had serve me well. acutally everything is working fine....except that the secs hand doesnt move = gg watch

it has seen the rise of emoism, it has been with me for 2 yyears and 4 months of very bitchy and bastard;y army life. it has witnessed the rise of et3000 in dota. oh watch, how i will miss you. I got my eye on another swatch watch, cpsts $163.

tried fixing the old one but oh well swatch builds their watches so well...it's not deisgned to be taken apaert. ppfft....

b) the very very bad news i received only today. et3000 iis returning to dota???? OMG!! God save our souls man. suddenly my plans for a ps3 has just been moved up to like starting of may or something.
and if there's typo errors, well it's vecause i've been typing this message while closing my eyes. I wonder how many mistakes i've made. Shld be quite a few i think.

damn i'm tired.
* opens eyes*

not that bad indeed. only a few typo errors. I ROX!!

well u know i had a pay raise recently.

was thinking of giving my friends a lunch or dinner treat

BUT

oh well u know they are all studying for exams. How can i bear to disturb them?

and ah even if they dun have exams there are various reasons why they prob wouldnt come

for those with gfs/bfs (ivan hx etc) - how to bear tearing them apart from their supposedly better halves? couples shld spend quality time together. best not to ka chio them for a FREE meal.

for the emo gay knight - he sure busy with tkd stuff. such a hardworking person. also better not disturb him. later he eats the food gets diahorrea then can't compete in some tournement sure blame me.

for yh - i know how he loves being at home. let's not trouble him too

zy and gz- they also mugging or dotaing with SIM friends. also dun disturb them

oh my...no one left to invite.

*dramtic sigh* oh well guess it's all up to me to treat myself all alone.

oh well let it be said that victor is a kind and generous person who would love to treat his friends. Though it pains his heart to treat himself all alone, he respects their individual interests and other relationships and doesnt want to cause any disruption there.

THANK ME MY FRIENDS!!! i shall endure the lonliness of dinning alone for all your sake!!!

i wanted to blog abt today which was really really FML type of day

then now this very depressed mood struck me.

so i'm really in an emo mood anyway. sighs.

if i was a female it would be called pms-ing

i'm feeling cynical...pessimistic and basically really low down in moral.

Sighs......*black mood* it's been a damn long time since i last had such moody swings. it usually comes when i think too much on life, sufferings of people, the overall helplessness of pple etc

maybe i shld sleep earlier. wake up fresh. these moods usually die out in a day

*emoes in silence...not really emo...just brooding...*

Sighs...the tragedy that struck Poland...

http://news.xin.msn.com/en/top-stories/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4022676

"Besides the 60-year-old head of state and his wife, the mid-morning crash killed Poland's military chief of staff, other senior officers, its central bank governor, deputy foreign minister and members of parliament"

With just 1 stroke, the country just lost almost it's whole governement.

Man Proposes God disposes.

Life is truly very frickle and short. We are a mere candle flame flickering in the wind of life where a short puff can extinguish our little lifespans.

Despite mankind's maybe over highly rated sense of self, we are very insignificant in the universe.

human lifespan = abt 60-100 years for now
the universe, the earth the solar system are all millions billions of years old.
singapore is a small place in the world. the world is a small place in our system. and our system is a speck of dust in the starry universe.

there was this documentary on discovery i saw months ago. What will happen if all of mankind just disappeared suddenly? Within 5000 years, all traces of us would be erased, save those writings scribbled on rocks with primitive tools.

cds/ dvds will be gone in abt 100 years
power stations like those in Las Vegas will be gone in 40 years.
500 years later, nature will reclaim cities and any man made structures back into the wild.
1000 years later, our sky scappers will form the foundations of new hills.
Animals will revert to their own instincts and hunt in packs etc
within 5000 years, nothing will remain.

Oh well but as long as we live i guess we do what we must do to survive.

the crash will definitely lead to some serious politcal brickering and others might use this for their own agendas.

so went to HX's CM's cell group event. not bad at all.

FREE SNACKS!! FREE DRINKS!!!

*ahem*

and of course err the company was good too u know? and they didnt really like pressure pple to join their church or what.

wah liao..quote a certain Senor Hybrido: " hx promised us 72 virgins!!" hahahaha...but the people there were all not even above 16 lol. we went there to support hx to support CM. the supporters of the supporter.

It seems that HX was err..well known there. The little xiao mei meis were like approaching him cautiously...like lambs going towards a lion. yup...seems they knew him all right. it was also during that period the thin line distinction btw girlfriend and slave began to blur for me. HX was sooo loving towards CM. Sentences like :"I need more drinks where's the lychee matini?...where's my pringles? pls fill up the oreo cookies." can send us back home later? (she was driving but in the end we decided to take cab back. let's not impose on her so much)

Btw yh, do tell us if we need to pay more for the cab fare.

Tears welled up in YH and my eyes at such tender loving care and affection.

pretty sure there were some hidden love messages in those sentences known only btw the 2 of them. YH and I just couldn't decipher their hidden meanings. Strange are the ways of God indeed to make love so complex. lol.

they even gave us little sheets of paper to write down our details and some qns

a) are u Christians (my ans: err...60% yes) shld have writen down 60% yes, 30% cynical idealist and 10% free thinker. I do believe in Christianity but a cynic like me can never truly believe in any religion i think. I question too much expect too much and see too little being done.


b) do u want to know more abt Christ? (i put alrdy know which is true.)
c) which church do u attend to (placed the 2 churches i frequented occasionally. Alder's Gate and Living waters)
d) contact details

haha..yh wanted to put CZY'S Email address down. hahahahha...hx and i had a damn good laugh knowing zy's views on Christianity. but alas...we couldn't remember his full email address and yh alrdy wrote his name and no to the 1st 2 qns.

can imagine zy's face when he sees email telling him: thank you for expressing interest in wanting to know more abt Christ. Pls feel free to attend so and so service etc.

there music wasn't that bad. in fact i downloaded 2 songs from YouTube. 1 from Taylor Swift and the Accidentally in Love song.

Then there were the interactions btw her cell group older pple. Remember 1 of them asking if we read the bible which i said yes. ( in an tremendous fit of boredom, i read the whole bible from cover to cover in 2 days during secondary school holidays)

Overall i enjoyed the experience. I mostly enjoy church events i guess. songs mostly are nice (ENGRISH SONGS), preachings of love and forgiveness arent that bad and of course THE GIRLS MAN THE GIRLS!!! *ahem* ah yes where was i? ah preachings are good.

( i can imagine the nex time i die and at the white pearly gates they will be like showing evidence on whether i shld go up to drink heavely mead/beer/vodka or err...way way down to eat spicy stuff and they would show all these little comments and have me squirming uncomfortably there lol. )

Note to self: i need a radio in my room. I didn't even know who Taylor Swift was until Will told me abt her. Heck..here i was thinking it was a male singer. Taylor sounds male-ish right? Was thinking of getting a radio for the longest time. but it keeps on slipping my mind.

Taylor Swift is HOT!!! wohoo!

SO OK GUYS!! GET ME A RADIO/ CLOCK for my BIRTHDAY CAN?????

btw ivan...i was at ikea on Saturday...and i saw there the free pencils . There were over 30 of them in a counter (1 counter...and through ikea there are like at least 3 counters?).... and they were LONGER in length and CLEANER than those you gave me as a BIRTHDAY AND XMAS PRESENT ON THE SAME YEAR!!! Remind me to suitably "thank" you the next time i see u k?

*smiles the evil smile at ivan*

To my dear Modern day Hermit friend Yau Hing,

this saturday there's an outing. And Since i'm *ahem* as SOME TEOs say a "lousy"Christian, would u like to go?

below are the details: btw the original message below is from CM

ANW! Would you all like some Free food, Free drinks and Free music on 3rd April evening instead?

My church is having an Easter celebration and I'll be playing in a band to provide the free (but u may have to visit a ENT specialist after that) music. (pub style)

Event: love@BTPC (BTPC is my church name)
Venue: 19F Charlton Lane (10min walk from Kovan MRT)
Time: 630pm-9pm.

We'll be playing songs like Always Be By Baby, Accidentally in Love and Gary Cao songs. There'll be some simple activities too!

There'll be free desserts and drinks, so ur can have light dinner at Kovan Hawker Centre (they've really gd fishball noodles n chick rice) b4 that. and AFTER 9pm, i can intro u all to this dessert place at Ice Age nearby =)

DISCLAIMER: QUANTITY PROVIDED BUT QUALITY NOT GUARANTEED :)


Man...i swear ur the only person i've to do this to get u to respond to messages yh!!!
ARGH!

btw ivan, still waiting for ur reply.

Me and will don;t mind going. HX is OF COURSE going i PRESUME.

Since it's near good friday and easter, here's some Christian music to lighten your soul

if u hear the music and feel naeseous or it causes extreme pain to your ears...go see a priest /pastor to repent of your sins.

and check the mirrors for any of these symptons
a) glowing red eyes (and not those kind that comes from drinking too much alcohol or lack of sleep or viral infection

b) any 666 numbers popping out on your body

c) forked tails / tridents, horns coming out etc


With that have a happy easter and good friday! *moans...i've to go to work this satuday*

To be happy, Think HAPPY!

ah yes old willie the emo gay knight guessed correctly! YES IT WAS THE !@&*()@ canoe incident.

So gather ard young ones and let me tell a tale that will strike terror into ur hearts at the stupidity of people. There are idiots and there are "idiots".

A long long long time (10 years to be exact), the young but not so puny sized victor went to OBS. since i mentioned this earlier on in my blog last time i shall not bore u with much details but shall jump straight to the action part. LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION.

anyway last 2 days had to go for the sea expedition trip. We set off in a dark and stormy day. OK fine it wasnt dark and stormy when we left. Young Victor was partnered with a Malay girl. So there we were paddling when suddenly a heavy storm fell upon us!

acutally everyone saw the storm coming (instructors decided to row for a nearby island) but oh well some (like my canoe) didnt make it in time

With whipping rains and leaping waves, we were battered left and right. (After i got back, my mom was very relieved. she showed me the newspaper for that stormy day, 2 pple were swept away and drowned in that storm. not sure where though, maybe they fell in a canal)

and well well well WOULD U BELIEVE (to those reading this the 1st time, the usual readers prob read this 3-4 times and would believe it) THAT MALAY GIRL DROPPED /LOST HER FUCKING OAR!!!????

usually this would be upsetting enough but the reason she gave me....i mean if she said she lost her grip because of the wind and the rain its...ok i guess...but....but...
....
She didnt want to lose her hat which her bf gave her, so she used 2...TWO!!! hands to hold onto her hat = 0 hands for the oar.

if emoism had sufaced earlier i would have been the 1st emo god i think.

so all the pent up frustration accumulated from HX's multiple "friendly" "pats" just gushed out. I remember screaming at her asking her "ARE U STUPID? losing your *@!() oar over the fucking hat?"

the irony? i lost my brother's personal ACS(I) hat which had his name sewed in gold on it in that storm. he scolded me for that but he knew it wasnt really my fault anyway. Rather i told him very bluntly...my life or your hat? which is more important?

Afterall if i wasn't like some DUMB BITCH. it would have been quite a joke seeing a canoe with 2 pple but both missing their oars.

Anyway a few of us rowed for the nearby little stretch of rocks which we could beach the canoes.

u know for a &!*)@!()()@! who had her I@!()*@!_(@!)_(@! deathgrip on the *#!()@!)_ hat, can u believe she somehow still managed to lose her grip on it and let it flow away from her? Then she started wailing hysterically ( i mean it, crying and all the hair wringing) and begged me to get it for her. I almost lost my balance on the rocks b4 i managed to grab it for her.

She ALSO didnt help in pulling the canoe closer to the rocks so that it wouldnt get swept out to sea. Do u know how heavy a water filled 2 seater canoe is? yes, and not to boast i dragged it abt almost i think 1.5m - 2m 1 handed. I know that my right hand kinda felt weird for a while after that but oh well you know the saying : " Anger gives great strength", "yes.....embrace it....accept ur anger and embrace the dark side of the force!"

I know...dun ask me why i even went to take it. probably just to shut her up. tired (have u any idea how hard it is to row a 2 seater canoe with but 1 row and the waves trying to sweep u in another direction? luckily the small island of rocks were in line with the waves so there wasnt much struggling against them)

Does it surprise u that she kept VERY VERY quiet and VERY VERY far away from me till the damm storm broke? me thinks i gave her the stare of death. i was just this close *fingers abt 2mm apart* from slapping her face and tossing her hat to the sea.

I remember..do u guys remember this Malay girl in NTSS? asthrysia?
i think she suffered a bout of hyperthermia during that incident. *grunt* victor here is made of leaner stuff. think they solved that by wrapping her in blankets. i do think there was an instructor with us at that time. then once they reached the island, she got hot milo! all that time i was just eating the plain biscuits they gave us. even picking a piece that dropped on the rocks...*seasoned with god knows what's in the sea and bird droppings* lol

Anyway, i think someone up there was watching this idiotic hat loving nut girl and it prob made that certain someone irritated too i guess. As a kind of retribution, the girl was bitten 3 times by a centipede that very night. i know its not nice to exult over someone's suffering but...i'm sure u all understand my feelings at that particular time.

looking back in hindsight, i should have done things differently. With age comes wisdom, how true that is. I should have, if conditions permitted, turned around, grabbed the hat away from her, slapped her hard twice to get her attention, and threatened her that if she didnt stop whining and help out more (hell even paddling with her hands might have helped), she would really get it from me. Probably just to emphasize my point i would toss her #!&!()*@()! hat to the sea. Heck..that hat wasnt even nice to look at.

*grunt* i would definitely have made an enemy of her and her whatever idiotic bf she had. but ah well...the amt of satisfaction that would have given me...sorts of would have compensated for it.


and i started this post on the 28th but finished it 3 days later. i was busy lah.

Btw, everything happened as it was. i dun think i overexaggerated anything that is.

, A LOT or 99.99% of the people i know say i've no temper

Really?????? really???

*ponders...thinks...analyses....* prob. maybe because i'm more in control of my temper than most pple.

now gather ard people and let me tell u the 1st time i truly lost my temper with a stranger.

a looong time ago, in a not so far place from my house, in a pretty tiny canteen in NYPS (think it was in campus 2)..there was this small tiny little kid called victor cheong aged 6 or 7 (yes i was damm puny in primary sch...matchstick legs and hands) whose chinese name was zhang jiaping. (bet most of u didnt know abt my huanyinping name right?)

so there was this other bastard called yang junwei. i will always remember his name, who teased me. think he called me apple in chinese ping guo. and for some reason it hugely irritated the young victor.

i remember tolerating it for several days? weeks? can't really remember

so after "ta-haning" for a certain duration, poor young victor snapped. and this part i remembered, it was during recess period. Man i tell u...campus 2 that time sold damm good soup. think it was beehoon seaweed soup. shiok!

anyway not to digress, victor snapped and punched the idiot in the face.

sadly i can't recall the outcome of the fight. I do remember him being very shocked i think. I mean u dun expect a much smaller sized person punching u in the face in front of the canteen crowd right?

sadly i cant remember what happened after i threw that punch. odds are pretty good that poeple broke us apart or i was beaten up or something.

But in Primary 6 i do remember him giving me those sort of flinty look. haha...I wonder WHY we never became friends huh? I'm such a charming person after all and it was only..to my knowledge..1 small punch.

oh well the next post will be another incident which i almost lost my temper with VERY idiotic person. I think i blogged abt it once...oh wait i did blog abt it b4. oh well recycling old stories isnt that bad i guess.

Now back to reading Jane Eyre and do my essay by monday. Oh joy!

I feel bad abt making fun of ed. I mean ever since he played dota with us..he's like the butt of all the jokes lol.

WHAT TYPE OF FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF THEIR OTHER FRIENDS??? DON'T U PPLE HAVE ANY SHAME??

we must forgive and forget. As the Lord says, if someone slaps you on the cheek, offer him the other cheek too.

of course i could never do that...more like i will go out and beat the guy too. oh well..anyway ya I"M SORRY ED!!! (this apology will hold until he comes back playing dota, when he does that...he will own us an apology for making us vomit blood playing with him)

Imagine next time when we are like 70+ years old and telling our grandchildren et3000's deeds in dota. *shudders* might as they say..kana heart attack and vomit blood.

sometimes all i need is just picture ed playing the game...and i will wave and hands and groan aloud. (my mom caught me doing that once lol. had to lie that my assighment was killing me)

Anyway Darth Emo (ivan) Emo Gay Knight (willie) and me (the very emo overlord) were discussing something VERY scary.

Imagine...CzY has a female /male child (innate emoism) + Ed has an opposite sex of emo god's child (innate noobness)

now imagine those 2 marrying. It will be like a Romeo and Juliet style. Because for some reason i cant imagine czy and ed to allow their children to marry. So exciting...of course if they do get married and have a kid...That will be the TRUE HEIR to the EMO NOOBNESS PATH! A true abomination!!! Possessing emo god's emoness and et3000's noobness...a horror unleased on the unsuspecting world..

The world shall shake, thunder and lightning, earthquakes and storms will hit Singapore. maybe also see a sudden eclipse.

Err..ya so we shldnt make fun of et3000 u know? HE's OUR FRIEND!! (of course if he keeps playing dota with us...not sure if he will remain our friend lol)

Come to think abt it...how did i even make friend with edward....hmm...for some reason my memory's a blank when it comes to him in ntss... maybe the experience was blanked out for my own sanity. Let's see..i remember making friends with ivan....hx...(even though hx's friendship at that time was...violently expressed)..yh...

nah what sort of asses break off friendships over a game? We shld all be more loving and caring to our fellow man. (sounds cliche i know)

i wanted to blog abt something

but i forgot what it was...

Ironic thing? it was meant to say best to blog abt 1 good thing b4 u pple complain abt the previous rubbish post.

and now here i am posting another rubbish post. lol.

i wonder what was the post i wanted to post.

hmm..can anyone help me remember? lol


maybe if i do a systematic elmination process

a) not abt dota...so that kicks et3000 or emo god out
b) food? hmm i am hungry but dun think i was thinking abt blogging abt food. 1 more b4 lunch hr
c) hmm i'm feeling cold now...but def wasnt going to blog abt that. aircon seems colder today in office

had a faint feeling was going to blog abt ivan but then again maybe not....he does have weird eating timings.

hmm.....hm...oh well nvm. yet another frivolous post by me. i do think yh and hx will comment on this and the last post.

blog fatigue lol. need something to spark off those creative juices. i know! maybe i can use my blog to educate pple abt lit! lol. hahahahaha. so who wants to read Jane Eyre?

nah just kidding. I know once i mention lit most pple's eyes kinda roll back and all their insomenia gets cured.

since i've to go back to work this saturday again. assignment due soon. got caught in the rain multiple times w/o an umbrella and feeling kinda down

this post is just going to be abt whining.


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Thank you for reading this blog. and yes yes this is the sort of post just to fill up the blog count and to stop hx from asking me to blog more.

+ i'm bored at work.

grumbles + whines once more.

ah...that felt better. lol. i feel like laying down in corner and begin the slow process of decompostion....this sort of weather....i wanna sleeepppp. I know a certain mr tang is prob snoozing his head off.

So there's this little kid somewhere in my neighbourhood that thinks its fun to scream out loud at the top of her voice

she / It has done that 5 times now.

and then there this tired person called victor who's sitting in his room reading a very heavy going literature text which is absolutely necessary for his assignment due next week + having a slight headache and that screaming isnt helping.

Now then what shld that tired person do? Maybe i shld just smile adn think kids...u gotta love them and ignore her....NOT. I'm no saint so... #!*@!()*)_! STOP UR BLOODY SCREAMING KID!!!

bloody hell....kids like that shld be muzzled.

i wanted to blog properly today but i'm too exhausted to really put up a proper posting.

Anyway william wants to know of any good vegetarian restaurants. so feel free to help him out. He's going for a healthy eating lifestyle!!

eating veggies is healthy for the body u know? *coughs and looks at ivan*

for those who are Christians or at least read the bible, remember the story of Daniel? u knwo the one who was thrown into the den of lions and came out unharmed. well he was a vegetarian u know?

kk. argh utterly exhausted. it's no fun waking up at 615am every morning for a week and working on a saturday. blah.

for some weird reason i'm stuck to listening to the phantom of the opera songs (theme song and the music of the night by Sarah Brightman). Man..that lady has a good voice!

and so the zombified friend of yours here will enter a state of recharging

Nights folks! and pleasant dreams!

ARRrrggghhhh

cannot take it anymore. i can read an interesting novel like 200 pages an hr

but give me a heavy lit text or play or novel and i slow down to 100 pages a day..if i'm lucky. add in analysing the damm text and it slows down to 50 pages.

And I know many 99.99% of the readers in this blog are struggling with their FYPs so here's a post to cheer u guys insane...i mean a post that will bring a smile to those faces. *grins* CHEERS!

We all know or most of us know a girl sang a song to CZY aka EMO GOD!! over the phone. The imagery that popped into my mind was this phantom of the opera song. (esp the 3min mark). Can imagine him telling the girl SING TO ME!!! MORE EMONESS!! MORE! Is it me or has zy become more emo this year?

(edited: i tried uploading the video but for some reason it just wouldnt upload. and since i'm too lazy to even add the url. go youtube and search for phantom of the opera main theme song k?

besides this song is pretty good. Even though CZY will prob be emo-er than usual if he sees this post. lol thank god he doesnt read my blog. tsk..1/2hr and the video hasnt uploaded yet.

yes i know the songs i like to listen are in the 90s and 80s. Call me an old fuddy duddy uncle then.

...
Was driving home from school last week and saw this on a bus. whipped out my cam phone and clicked. I suppose those that play DOTA with me will recognize the comedic element in the picture. But for those that dont here's another thought. WHOEVER SUCKS ON CHIPS ANYWAY??? i thought pple munch and bite on chips.

Weird advertising i must say.

just realised my last post it the 400th post

wohoo!. 6 years of blogging and 400 posts only...ard 67 a year.

not that bad i guess.

of course my cousin's friend blogs everyday. Sheesh some pple have so much free time. How they ever do it? The world can't be that interesting right? OK it prob is but then again my lifestyle is pretty mundane.


Totally exhausted this whole week

a) waking up at 615am so i can send my sis in law to work + my niece to her (popo's) grandma's house
b) shifting office within 2 weeks time. blah. hate packing. + i just banged my knee with a very heavy box yesterday. Nice little bruise on my kneecap now.
c) Reading Jane Eyre with a literature student's eye. It's.....argh....487 pages? and i still have my Sunset Song book to read also +150 pages to go.

oh well..life's like that

Anyone wants to watch Alice in Wonderland? The very loner thought of going to watch it alone occured to me but i can alrdy feel hx's words of : " watch alone? don't be such a loser lah!" ringing in my ears.

if no one wants to watch it...well i guess i can always wait for it to come out on TV a few years later. I'm FREE NEXT WEEK!! anytime anyday!!

acutally i wanted to watch it this friday since i've to collect my cousin's birthday gift voucher. $50 dinning voucher from Les Amis. His birthday is like on monday but there's a gathering on sat at his house.

I don't think ANY of my CLOSE friends EVER got me a gift more than $50 right??? *rolls eyes*

*sighs* well here's a suggestion: I saw this INTERESTING book *HINTS* at Kinokuniya

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. ($20 or so i think). So it's decently priced. Come on!! get the hint alrdy! (even though my birthday is still like 6months away but i will accept early gifts)

Have u pple even heard of Pride and Prejudice? by Jane Austen???

SURELY u guys arent such literature country bumpkins right????? (i know ivan is...he hasnt even heard abt Virginia Woolf..tsk tsk)

So to end it off....here's a quote from my lit tutor

"a lot of famous literature artists/people are either insane or suicidal. So if u want to be a famous lit person...have suicidal thoughts"

i'm half way there lol. insanity. a fine line btw madness and genius

Just yesterday i was at Borders (wheelock place), and i noticed some of the books falling off the shelves.

and there was this small group of Singaporeans (young AND old) just looking at the books on the floor. Mind u it was only 4-5 books., was it THAT HARD TO HELP PICK UP THOSE BOOKS???

i mean seriously....there are times when Singaporeans utterly disgust. In the end, i just picked it up and said it loudly enough that those idiots could hear :"is it that hard to pick up these books? Singaporeans...tsk"

As a race, we humans never fail to disgust each other and i guess this incident is just one of many such instances.

Been feeling emoey...

ah well 2 nights ago Darth Emo caused a major emohorrage in Emo God.

MUHAHAH!!

we had edward and a hx who afked when fighting 4 enemies on our team!! and gz will and i still managed to win!!! + the fact will afked for sometime...it's a FREAKING MIRACLE!!!

can see the eddifying effect on HX. afks..chiong into 4 heroes (hx like behaviour true) but afks while attacking? that's definitely a eddifying effect..

seems like the eddifying effect when combined with the hongxin effect is creating a very dangerous virus mutation...sccarrryyy

Well it's ALLL because Ivan got TOO BOLD!! MUHAHAHA. he went to get a DR. then he lost it.

Then ZY emoed

then to cut it short we won. (ALL THANKS TO MY PRONESS!!!)

Ed was begging for me to pass him the DR. i mean does he even know DR cant be passed?

and ed....well...he's the guy who can kill a roshan...and leave the AEGIS and THE CHEESE on the floor for the enemies to pick up after 35secs or so.

Ed's like the embodiment of noobness. like i said before, the noob supremo.

he can literally write the book: Dummies for noobs. How to be noobier than the noob besides you. (citation: will aka kyok85, 2010 Feb 21st msn conversation btw will and cheongvictor)

Regardless of his items...he somehow still cant own pple. i mean a bone with a butterfly shld be owning pple. but....sighs...haizs...it's ed.


and do u think this is the person who i want to pass a DR to? (say if i could even pass the DR)

everytime someone lanes with ed

this phrase will come out: "Can you don;t daydream or not??" (citation: irori09, kyok85.cheongvictor in various games)

what monster did i create??

a) inital et3000 skill: 50
b) after 2-3 months of training scolding etc: 55
c) goes off to overseas for 2 weeks- 6months duration
d) skill lvl after trip : 45
e) repeat step (a)

that's how horrifying ed is. ok lah he's not that bad..i mean i'm sure there are some 10 year olds he can beat in dota...some...not all mind u but at least some...those above 10 years old...no need to say lah. let's not say bad things abt our friends behind their backs. no no no. lol

HAPPY CNY PPLE!!!

hope all of u had a wonderful successful hongbao harvesting season

eat and be fat!!

u know i wanted to blog abt ed with his ursa hero in dota. but kinda lost interest for now.

think i will blog another time

CYA!! (yes this is one of those fake postings just to make it seem like im blogging when i'm not. cunning huh?) *smirks*

I would like to thank HX for organising the seoul garden buffet on Wed! Even though like 10am that day he was still asking me who was coming et. Kinda scary considering that HE was the organiser....

to those who flew kite/ aeroplane: SHAME ON U!!!! (ivan... at least gh couldnt go because he was working OT. william also!!! he prefer getting kicked by hot sweaty girls lol than having a buffet with friends. saddddd :(((((((((

to those that never reply to the email: ALSO SHAME ON U!!!

to those that didnt even treat me: SHAME ON U!!

anything else i can shame abt...hmm... oh well nvm.

Seoul garden's food kind went down. THEY DUN SERVE FISH ANYMORE!! just some fish cakes that look like fish and they no longer have the cheap sushi they had years ago. bloody cheapskates.

looking at Pastor Teo eat...was kinda disturbing as usual. This time he ate cold food..then alternate btw hot and cold in equal amts. i mean don't normal pple eating like that suffer diahorrea or stomachache at least??

Yh put forth an interesting idea...maybe hx's stomach inside there's a warp hole leading to another dimension. (it was very funny the way yh said it)

He arent human i tell u!!!

There's this tune that's been in my head for the last few days. catchy beat but kinda irritating that its on my mind for so long.

oh well LONG LIVE GOOD MUSIC!!!

HAPPY CNY PPLE!! Nian nian you yu. Every year have fish

I find that i've a conscience that prevents me from hogging bus seats when i see old pple, pple carrying heavy loads etc pple who need it more than me. Everytime i see such pple near me, i get up to let them have my seat

Of course there are times when i really don't feel like giving my seat up but then the guilty conscience starts to build up. This inner struggle takes abt 5mins....b4 i give my seat up.

of course most pple say thx..in fact almost all have smiled at me. lol.

except 1 case. This old ah pek was in front of me at the tapping of ur bus card section. so i signalled to let him go pass me (considerate overlord here). Instead of saying thanks what did he do? he scolded me and told me to stop wasting his time. bloooodyyy hell.

somemore that day was my birhtday, not that the old frag knew it but still...


usually i don't give my seats to younger pple. unless for good reasons lol.

Imagerinary scenario:

Victor sitting down, sees his friend edward carrying heavy things, perspiring and looking tired boarding the bus. time freezes.....

angelic victor conscience : gosh look at ed...he seems so tired, give ur seat up victor (body starts to stand up)

demonic conscience: nooo....victor ur tired too...just pretend to sleep. he wouldnt notice u. (body sits)

Good: he's ur friend!! u;ve known him for years. Don't u dota with him every week? (body starts to stand again)

Evil: ya right he's noob! he kses u!! (entering sleep mode)

Good: *losing ground* he doesnt mean to ks u! i mean sure he's a total noob but still.. listen to me!!! (body still in process of entering sleep mode)

Evil: DUDE!! BRUDDER!! He kses u and calls u KEI GAO!!!

Victor enters into sleep mode. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A quote from the NEW paper i read last week

A Man Must be Lusty, if not he's not a man!

SO WHAAT ARE U GUYS WAITING FOR??? GOGOGOGOGO!!!

*of course that quote came from a womaniser who's been abandoned by his wife and kids BUT doesnt regret his actions. but that's a minor pt lol! LET"S BE LUSTY DUDES!!!

Still not as bad as John Terry huh? Had an affair with his teammate's GF? Got her pregnant? and made her abort? that's like strike 1 2 and 3....ur OUT! bastard also has a wife and twins too!

Same as Tiger Woods. Come on man. u've a wife, kids...control ur damm bloody lust dudes!

Tell u...sports celebrities, a bit of money and they go nuts esp soccer players. Ah well of course some pple would say they dun get much entertainment off. Need to destress...pfft...pls.

Shld be like Rodger Federer. U dont see him in any scandalous stories right?

u know most of the posts of 2010 has been abt dota and IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO MY LIFE???

i say thee....probably not...NAY!

so let's offically welcome the NEW YEAR 2010!!! (i realised i didnt post anything abt it at all). I know it's 2 months overdue but hell....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! and a MERRRY XMAS TOO!!! better late than never right? (not applicable if u like miss ur own wedding or something equally important)

so to lighten this WONDERFUL new year (or to chase away the rise of emoism) let us see a message hx sent to me on the night almost everyone spent at my place (besides Darth Emo who ignored all our smses and phone calls)

HX: I'm coming! Pls prepare a towel and the bed 4 me. Welcome fruits and drinks, Wld be greatly appreciated. (irrelevant other stuff carries on)

FYI he REALLY DID TAKE THE WHOLE BED for the night. Left 4 other pple sleeping on the mattress below and on the floor INCLUDING the host.


Another incident which i went to NTU career fair with ivan and will

wanted to meet up with ivan. Darth Emo's reply: "sure!! see if i can wake up in time to meet up with u"

do notice i was planning to go there ard 12pm. and also i realised how "close" my friendship with ivan was....SLEEP > Victor. sad-ed. so many years of friendship and still like this...

On another side note

today a freaking taxi banged into the car behind me which in turn caused the car behind me to bang into me on the way to sch today

lucky my car didnt seem to suffer much for now. Will take it to the IDAC to get it checked.

taxi was completely trashed though. front bonnet completely caved in half. Car behind me seemed pretty solid, back part was partially caved in.

so delayed me for like 15mins which made it impossible to find a parking space near where my lessons were being held.

pfft. took me 10mins to walk there = made me miss 15mins of my lessons.

my luck for the last 2 weeks isnt that good.

oh well looking at the bright side (be positive). AT least i'm unharmed. still cna play dota...ogle at girls... poke fun at darth emo aka the TKser sounds good right? TeamKillerKser). so combine the 2 and u have TKSer.

i'm emotionally traumatised but i'm sure if all of u pool ur cash together like get me a free buffet on wed *hint hint* or 1kg of famous amos cookies...ur this good emo overlord will make a rapid recovery. For those who didnt see the hints... *HINT HINT* there highlighted those parts alrdy. PLS BE GENEROUSITY. hahahahahhaa. powderful engrish rox!!

As everyone can see i changed the music for my blog.

The song is the ending theme of FFX. Basically its like a combination of a few of the good songs mixed into this song.

Ivan said my suteki da ne song very emo. really now...lol

*news report by the emo overlord*

and there we have it folks! RODGER FEDERER has beaten Andy Murray! straight sets too. even though Murray had like 4-5 chances to win the 3rd set, guess the FEDERER EXPRESS managed to overcome the difficulties and win it out.

damm exciting match!

Our BC club also has its own Federer express

*someone whispers to the emo overlord*

huh? what it's not federer express...it's the Feeder-er express? no shit? *transmission cuts off*

haha sorry folks, BC has no federer express...misinformation. BUT we do have the feeder-er express. latest quotes from the feeder-er express : "Battlefury is hp item what"

this time after laning with emo god....he has forced emo god to once again uninstall his WC3! talk abt emoness huh?

my chicken is better than et3000!

so i was just commenting on something on will's blog and onething led to another which we concluded

chicken > et3000 which led to the following conversation


WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahaha
ya...i think in dota
we woudl rather have a chick with us than ed

at lesat when the chick dies its 20+ gold?
doesnt give enemy much exp
we wont sacrifice ourselves to save it

Victor says:
lol
u know a chick might have better response time than ed...

WiLl.I.Am says:
oh..prob will most of the times
hahaha
at least it doesnt charge in after the battle ended

Victor says:
too bad chicks have no mana
if not can let them have a guinso and a dagon and a shiva
and ta da!
better player than an ed

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahha
they used to be able to dagon ppl
hahah

Victor says:
bots, dagon, shiva, guinso, heart and cyclone
WiLl.I.Am says:
better than ed with 6drs
hahah

Victor says:
i tell u that chick will just own ed so badly..

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahah
oh yea
i bet ed would nv see tt chick coming
haha

Victor says:
dagon 5
if ed was using his bs..
that chick can kill him
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
dagon 5
shiva
guinso
freeze 200dmg
guinso
then dagon 5 800dmg

WiLl.I.Am says:
ya
dead ed
hahaha
at most get rad to chase ed to death after ed goes past thed 1k hp
Victor says:
ah ya rad
let's imagine the chick has no natural attack
rad shiva dagon
guinso
WiLl.I.Am says:
hah
Victor says:
still can beat ed bah
as long as the chicken has 500hp
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahaha
man
ed doesnt get bfly for bs
but no
Victor says:
imagine ed runnign away from a chich...
WiLl.I.Am says:
he gets bfly for sb

man
Victor says:
he's after me!!!
WiLl.I.Am says:
tt would be cool
haha
hahaha
"ivan! get the chick away from me!"
"help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! zy pls help!! nono hit the chick nt me!!"
Victor says:
man going to blog abt this lol
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
chicken has killed et3000 for 250g
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahhah
chicken has a MONSTER KILL
"zy: ed..can u dun loose to a chicken for the 8th time?"


weekend amusement post lol!

Well u know just when u thought the notorious et3000 had sunk to his lowest in dota skills...he sank even lower.

an EPIC match where victory was almost lost! a battle of wits, determination and emoness. (emo god wasnt there though)

in this game we saw 2 extreme noobs battling it out for the title of noobness supremo.

Contestant number 1: Viper with DAGON. (public player)

contestant number 2: everybody's one and only FAVOURITE and the reigning holder of the title: ET3000 with his SPIRITBREAKER WITH..*drum rolls* EAGLEHORN!!

if not for the emo overlord just glancing at et3000's items, this secret would never have been found out.

Reenactment:
emo overlord: ah damm died....oh well let's look at et3000's items. shld be quite farmed up by now. *clicks* stares at screen....blinks away..rubs eyes...click on et3000 again...sees the dreaded eaglehorn.

the horror man the horror...

et3000's reason: "that time my NS use butter (which eaglehorn is 1 of the key items in making it) he hit like a machine gun. bang bang bang!

conclusion: either his teammates that game were damm pro and/or other team made of noobness supremos wannabes.

the scariest thing? he commented today. wah my friends in hall also jio me to dota but they all noobs. (ed calling others noobs...i mean omfg...ed's alrdy the noobness supremos. dun tell me he's raising the next generation of noobness embodied??? *shudders* mass production of emo cataylsts...*gash!!!*

THE HORROR THE HORROR!! (Minor tibits info: for those interested in this phrase, it's by joseph conrad's book: Heart of Darkness" )

I just thought of the ultimate insult anyone can ever have playing dota.

et3000: wah liao, u play like a noob man!

imagine ed saying that to someone..can die of shame man

wait a min....that #!()*#!(!()*#!*(&# called me a lousy player ! + that...et3000....that person who ksed me.


actually being ksed is ok lah. for fun and malicious intent (like a certain kyok85 and Darth/ivantang.wx but at least they do apologies SOMETIMES. not for darth player though.)

et3000 can ks me and say only 1 what...why so kei gao abt it? i can say....if this was in a manga strip...u will be able to see the veins sticking out on the side of my head.

anyway as u devoted readers of emoism and the occasional christians /buddhists / free thinkers / dota-ers can hear, i've added music to my blog again!

last time it was Eternity Memory of lightwaves - a song from the Final Fantasy X-2 ( which hx loved and i had to dl 4 different versions b4 he finally got the version he wanted)

i wanted to get To Zanarkland - frin FFX but the fake black belter beat me to it. Thief...ks-er tker thief.

so this one is from FFX - Suteki Da Ne. below are the lyrics.

	Original / Romaji Lyrics
	kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni oyoida kokoro kumo ga hakobu ashita ni hazunda koe
	tsuki ga yureru kagami ni furueta kokoro hoshi ga nagare koboreta yawarakai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono mune karada azuke yoi ni magire yumemiru
	kaze wa tomari kotoba wa yasashii maboroshi kumo wa yabure ashita wa tooku no koe
	tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo nagareta kokoro hoshi ga yurete koboreta kakusenai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono kao sotto furete asa ni tokeru yumemiru

English Translation
The wind, like a heart that swam in the accumulated words The clouds, a voice that was shot into the holding future
The moon, a shaking heart in an unsteady mirror The stars, gentle tears in an overflowing stream
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That heart, held within your body In those confusing nights I dream
The wind, its halting words are a gentle illusion The clouds, the broken future like a distant voice
The moon, a heart flowing in the clouded mirror The stars, broken and swaying, like tears unable to be hidden.
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That face, A soft touch, Dissolving into morning, I dream.

wanted to paste them side by side. but blog space isnt big enuff.


Most of these awesome songs are by Nobuo Uematsu. Eternity memories of lightwave were by Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi in FFX-2 after Uematsu sama left Square Enquix. (formely known as Squaresoft) I will say Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi were pretty good composers but they couldnt compare to Nobuo Uematsu's music. In fact Matsueda retired from the music scene after FFX-2 . Couldnt take all the critics reviews

Nobuo Uematsu is Da MAN!!! He's a real genius man. the songs he composes are just soooo goood. anway he left Square Enquix after the former director Hironobu Sakaguchi retired from that company. For those who don't know, Mr Sakaguchi was the one who created most of the Final Fantasy Series. Both of them have founded their own companies and work together from time to time.

by the way, Mr Uematsu founded a band called the BLACK MAGES. basically it's rock versions of Final Fantasy Music.

Listening to these songs....are a MUST when u play dota with edward at all times. ANTI EMOISM songs. For those who want more of such songs, drop me an email or so. i've quite a few FF series songs. in fact i'm now trying to dl a 9gb file which has all the FF series songs ever. or 99% of them.

I think Final Fantasy Songs are the only game songs that are acutally performed by ochestras. One of my biggest regret was missing Nobuo Uematsu's concert in Singapore last year. NOooooooooooo........next time if he comes again i will DEFINITELY buy tickets. even if they cost 200 bucks.! *hero worship eyes*

Some of the frightening /weird things i've seen at the start of the year

a) After a nice full dinner, i enter my parents' room to see them having my little niece sitting on the table hammering away at something and they were saying awww..so cute.

I went closer....to see it was MY laptop which was SWITCHED on and STRANGE menus were popping out


b) Hx showing care and concern to pple. lol.

c) [21:48]: et3000 has entered this room. (the horror!! the horror!!)

d) et3000 has joined the game (the horror!! the horror!!)

e) et3000 joins whatever side you are on (the horror!! the horror!! this is when u truly start to panic and hyperventilate)

f) et3000 has picked juggernaut/phantom assassin/ bloodseeker (oh wait scratch that only opponents see that. When they see that they start cheering).

it shld be...suddenly see et3000 having 1 of those heroe, allies start losing hope in the game. "loose leh loose , gg"

g) et3000 lanes with me. (starts sobbing and crying hysterically, loses 5 years of my total lifespan)

i) et3000: "show u my pro POTM...my vanguard POTM"

j) et3000: "i'm pro ok?"

Recurring nightmares have occurred frequently this year. This is the year i've seriously thought of quitting dota....

It's a FREAKING NIGHTMARE.

I've a veryy very bad feeling that things arent going to work on on Sunday during my grandma's birthday celebrations

The main concern is the utter lack of space. Because its going to be held in my aunt's house and even though theres going to be a club house i sincerely doubt there's going to be enuff space to hold like 50 pple or so? sorry make that 64 pple. Even my aunt said clubhouse prob cant hold all of us together. and her house can ONLY hold max 15 pple.

a) Own family gathering = 32 pple (including kids gfs + bfs)

then my aunt went to invite the godsister who'is very close to my grandma = ok

but also to invite the godsister's half brothers and sisters???? and i heard that their family size is the same as ours. AND only my mom's generation knows them. What abt their kids? NO ONE KNOWS THEM and def = 0 interaction i can say.

so 32x 2 = 64.


initiall i thought 32 pple was alrdy going to be hella cramp. now 64??
where are the young nephews and nieces going to sit? WHERE"S MY GRANDMA GOING TO SIT?

what's more is that the birthday song is going to be in cantonese when everyone doesnt know cantonese but hokkien? and my grandma is a hokkien anyway? (cantonese song was suggested by my aunt's friend. feel like scolding that idiotic person). i mean OMFG.

She even hired a photographer?? dude they also need space to take shots!! and a MC??? sighs.......why do we even need a MC when my cousin Mark is one or can be one, him being the Goth King, DJ etc.

Did i mention that the BLOODY young 19 years old photographer suggested a musical chair game in hokkien music? I MEAN COME ON MAN!! besides the new borns (born in year 2000 and after) the rest of us are min 18 years old. thank god i managed to dissuade my aunt from it but i heard recently she was considering it again.

And there are pts i dun even know like food arrangments, car park space etc.

There are just too many things that are VERY likely to go wrong and there's no way to avoid it since i cant say i dont want to go, after all it is my grandma's birthday.

helllooooo sleepless nights. i expect alot of pple to leave early. so much for a happy family gathering.