It kind of gets dull playing dota all the time but at the same time it does gets interesting at times when u see some young and/or immatured kid scolding others for being noob or dumb with the same usual insults of (scold mother father die, f*ck, noobshit etc etc).

Why can't pple be more refined? usually my comments when such arugments pop out is

Me: " OMG! another row/argument btw uncultured crude immatured kids with limited vocabulary! Grab the popcorn folks!" -->summarised version of what i write since i usually say this in 3-4 sentences

of course sometimes naturally i guess..they will say i KB or being kaypo! in which i ignore them i continue my "sophisticated" (compared to them) criticism of them.

The most comical ones i love seeing are those pple who post

" want to fight is it? come lah! meet u at bedok flat (no etc etc) or some other place. then even give phone number. LMAO. (this is when i comment: "oh boy! another generation of think with ur fists kids. They can't think with their brains because they have none! fighting is the only thing they know how to do well!"

again u can imagine the venom in some of their replies. haha. usually pple who aren't involved have to ask me to stop. my basic reply is :"oh well just seeing how immatured they are gives me great fun. i just want to see how low their boiling pt are. which is currently very low i must say"

usually after that i will keep quiet because dun want to waste time typing when i am owning them. btw usually such low fused idiots quit after i kill them 2-3 times. Bo backbone leh!

of course 1 idiot (own teammate) called me a noob. I told this incident to ivan & will on msn. and he also called me dumb. somehow he was like saying he's not dumb and ask me what's some sort of disease. (naturally i didn't know since it's so obvious it's in a specialised field or area of knowledge)

so i countered with a pretty general qn back :" so then tell me 3 great works of literature" after no reply? dun know...gosh ur pretty dumb too my ally"

Don't mess with a uni student kiddo. even though i'm a lit student, i'm sure everyone can tell me 3 great authors/works of literautre right? (Shakespeare, Virginia Woolf, Sylvia plath, DH lawrence, ted huges etc etc. Or hamlet, mcbeth, king leer etc etc

i mean i don't study them but even i know them by reputation.

maybe i should have given him chance and questioned him more on modern current issues like the Pedra Branca or the potential consequences of the Myanmar he wouldn't feel so stupid. then again he might not have even known the answer.

And for those wondering. yes i can debate, discuss philosophy, current issues and literature as well. so for those who make me irritated, YES! i can make u feel real dumb real quick! but i wouldn't do that to my friends! only to those idiots who dare to cross me in dota.

And yes..i'm still planning the BBQ. problem is it's prob have to do at the back of my house. because in front no lighting. Garden at least have 2 lights. but then a bit of a squeeze there. Haizx...trust hx to give me such a complicated planning event again. DUmb hx. blah

not even 24hrs after my exams and that bugbear hx is alrdy PESTERING me to blog more. Haiz...ah xin ah..instead of reading my blog hor, can go study or not? tsk tsk tsk..amt of time spent checking my blog and posting on chatbox= 30secs/day x 30days = 900secs = 15mins!!! u could spent that exta 15mins per month err...buying food at Burnz

anyway last night i liked my index no: AZS103010. too bad i don't buy toto or 4d.

since hx pester me, this post would be mainly critising hx. here's a VERY irritating sms he sent me yesterday (shldn't he be studying?)

I saw an ad on ST classified abt loooking for pple to shape up and lose weight b4 Christmas. Haha..Call Kim at 96289638 if u're interested...hahaa.

wah liao...are u saying i'm fat. so hurt. This type of friend huh....bo wei gong. I"M NOT FAT! i'm only 5cm shorter than william and he weights 10kg more than me. will, go call that number! haha. whose fault is it? ALL HX'S fault.

anyway ok enuff hx bashing. even though his skin quite thick so he wouldnt feel the effects.

The time i went to watch Chitty chitty bang bang with my cousin and her family, there's was this oh so snooty and stuck up lady with her kids. Initially Luke pulled her hair since her seat was in front of him. then after that she kept on glaring at us. after intermission (that's the half time break for shows in case u dun know), tina and aunt wendy's maids behind her were talking normally mind u. and the break hadn't ended yet and she just glared at them with that oh superior than thou look prob because they are maids etc etc. Bad move bitch! Aunt Wendy saw that and gave a piece of her mind,:" wat u looking at? keep on staring at us blah blah". Gave it to her good and proper.

Can't stand such fucking stuck up people. Didn't their parents teach them to be humble? Someone shld make her suffer as the Blacks suffered during those racist times in the early 1900s. That will wipe the conceited smug off her face. Her squarish dull looking kidsd also kept looking back at us. (ok it could be micheala crying because of the "scary" child snatcher), but something abt their faces pissed me off. Think the 2 kids saw me glaring back at them. Good thing i'm pretty cultured and civilised...was so TEMPTED to smack their face. (so much of being cultured...). ok fine..it doesn't matter to me that those twerps were only 9-12yrs old and i was like x2 their age.

oh ya just had a good game of DOTA! noobshit host and friends ( PA,storm spirit, lr, potm and sniper) who all picked (they didn't even random just waited till our own heroes were chosen b4 they picked theirs) were trashed by my team (omniknight, medusa (ME), cw, visage and naga)39-8! b4 he cked us. what a fucking loser. ALL PICK!! after our own team RANDOMED. and they were still owned like noobs! (and that is after 1 of our teammates repicked fv, said fv too boring) YA! That game kind of cleared my headache. OWNING!!! i'm pretty good at medusa i notice. ok even though i ked 2x. needed to get my eos.

i didn't really knew that we were owning that bad till i saw the score after we raxed their mid. am i good? ya baby!

But let's not type dota so loudly here..letting ivan and william go berserk after reading this post! (ARGH DOTA!!!!) *waves tiny flags of support for overlord victor *

This Blog is now 3years and half a month old! with (including this post) 286 post! recording an average of 95 posts a yr. = abt 7 posts a month!

WHEE! that's make it 5yrs of blogging since my old blog closed down. think it was like insaneloner@diaryland.com or was it diaryx.com? ah watever. but the site closed down alrdy.

So even though there have been inconsistent blogging with gaps varying between 1-6months, IT"S STILL ALIVE!!!

Thx to the various pple
a) Yh for continous comments which are very "englightening"
b) HX - for pushing up no of posts by consisntently bugging me after 2 months of inactivity.
c) and all the other crappy readers whom most are too lazy to get their own blogs and are forced to rely on blogs like mines to survive. PARASITES! (HX u also fall into this category)

I "appreciate" ur constant support despite the lack of chinese words, music and all the other hippy things youngsters have in their blog these days. Me oldie...not tech savy.

8.5hrs more to go for my Lit &gender exam (includes the poetry). Maybe i shld salute the exam paper and say: "I who am abt to die salute u"

then again i shld have doen that last sem when i was doing the question on the roman arena.

3 more days to FREEDDDDOOOOOMMMM!!!!

then i will gloat over all of u until ur exams end on nov 27th! HAHAHAHA *cue evil laughter and sinster music*

Hx is right...1st time got a CHAR BO posting comments here. But he's wrong abt him not being the best at arrowing.

Quote from HX: " her permanent and willing target board". Notice the word "WILLING". Ivan will gladly wave his arms around , wearing bright yellow shirt to help XL "arrow" him. Ok he might complain a bit..but which guy ever whines loudly when the gf arrows him? (do it discreetly ivan!). Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Whereas for YOU HX!!! We are ur ever fucking unwilling targets. We put on camo paint, wear dark coloured clothes and only move around at night but ur arrow still hit us (or rather me).

Anyway for the BBQ, it MIGHT be held at ME HOUSE! But unconfirmed. so i suggest u guys plan 1 BBQ plan for WCP and i will plan 1 for my house. So jsut in case can't BBQ at my house, we have at least the WCP or whatever plans as backup.

WE NEED MORE FEMALES!! If i remember XL's blog, she said some of her friends quite free and single...so if hx really insisit (which he usually does), maybe can ask them out for the BBQ too. Now if we can get john ming too and his GF, and maybe Jinli also...WTF...my house might not be big enough.

haiz...so much trouble and how did we end up with such trouble? ALL...*i know ivan is sure thinking: "wah liao..victor sure say all ivan's fault as usual*..HX's FAULT!!!. Who ask him to arrow me organise BBQ outing. Why can't he as usual just pig out at some restaruent? haha.

This BBQ might be our annual BC AGM meeting. Hmm..can't we go seoul garden? (blah). XL pls arrow ur willing target to organise this BBQ hor. (I will laugh the day HX gets a GF and when his GF arrows him to do something. But knowing HX, he will deflect the arrow to me as usual.)

See the negative image EVERYONE has of u HX???? REPENT!! CHANGE!!!

U know yh is right. HX shld get his own blog. instead of pestering me to blog more often. and why pick on me sia? yh hasn't blogged for like 2 months alrdy. Does he hear any comments from HX? I think hx is biased against me lor. Must by because yh is bigger sized and poor me is so small sized. another reason is probably be yh's blog doesn't have those Chat Boxes. Maybe next time i wouldn't renew mine after it expires.
BBQ matters:

Why my house can't be used:

a) no bbq pit (and those that say go buy lah...u buy for me then...bloody hell.. i'm no gold mine)
b) My garden a bit clamped maybe + lots of cats' droppings.
c) Parents don't really like BBQ

Now for other matters: i don't think chalet will be good. Prices are fucking HIGH..and i'm talking like $100++ PER night. ( and yes chalets are that expensive nowadays so don't argue with me on that, my mom books for my cousin to use just recently) and also u see how CHEAP!! certain memebers of the BC are...i can alrdy imagine john ming and edward's reaction on the idea that they have to pay more than $50 for a chalet.
something also puzzled me. HX ask me to plan BBQ right? = HX not free. But then why did he ask me whether i wanted to go for Msia trip which he might be organising? Very suspicious indeed.


Feel like dying now...trying to pick and memorise 6 poems for exams next friday. *vomits blood* memorise because

a) the qn is put such that I've to refer to 2 poems by differnt poets.
b) differetn themes which means i can't just memorise any 2, but 4-6 just in case. God knows i was tempted to memorise the 4 liner poems.
c) I can't bring the poems to the exam to refer. must remember it from m e m o ry.
d) Has anyone seen the damm poems Emily Dickinson wrote? Sounds nice lah..but trying to understand them.... *pukes*

Sian...think i will sleep early tonight. Poetry is giving me a headache for some reason.

PS: decided not to shave for the next 1.5 weeks. want to see how unsightly i will look after that haha. of course during that time i will not be leaving the house. ok maybe i will shave b4 going to NTU for research. prob head there on MONDAY. so ivan william hx and yh, prepare to treat me if u see me....

usually i know i'm behind my blogging "duties" to blog when i see HX's comments on my blog critising the "screwed up" owner who never updates his blog. Interesting enough, even though he has such "HARSH" criticism, he always seems to arrow ME to plan something. GOSH! don't you think that with such "POOR RESPONSBILITY" i'm a bad person to arrow? hahahahaha.



Anyway the oh muscular and mighty arrower (i shall not reveal his full name here)..let's call him TEO HX...no...Hongxin T...ah nvm..u get my drift haha, has shot me (once again) to plan a BBQ outing after exams. so my turn to arrow pple. Simple arrow: Any recommendations to have a BBQ outing? Any rich bugger living in Condo area? (william see if there's any pits to be book at ur place there). This outing has lots and lots of potential to explode and go horribly wrong, so don't keep your hopes high folks. Ivan..maybe you XL to plan leh. Char bos are suppose to be better planners. more responsible than certain bachelors. So that's the plan for now. Get the place confirmed 1st b4 we even try to plan anything else.



SO newsupdate: Went to watch CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG with my cousin and her family. $142 per ticket for 8 pple. lucky as i'm holding the status of "the favourite uncle" mine was free! Show was at esplanade (not sure if i spelled it right). 1ST time watching any play. AWESOME! then again i guess i'm justa country bumpkin. haha. Effects were superb, story was great. haha...even though Michaela cried twice during the show because the main villian in show scared her. It's those normal creepy voice and the show did show the 2 star children being kidnapped. so quote exactly from crying niece :" Chitty bang bang no good.. no!!*



It was a 2hr production. Quite long i guess. So the Michaela watched the whole show. Bravo! Luke...watched till the 1st intermission. Then fell asleep after the break and slept right through the whole 2nd half. nephews...



B4 the show, during our way there, pleasant drive since my cousin and her hubby were driving the volvo! Kids were cute..I TAUGHT them how to say Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! (their versions were Kitty Kitty Bang bang (Michaela) and Chilli Chilli Bang Bang (luke's). Lol. Interesting coversation btw Nigel and son (luke) in the car om the way to see the show

Luke: "can i buy spiderman toy? i want spiderman car, Daddy can buy me?
Nigel: " Daddy no money, must save money. after saving money then MAYBE i will buy you a toy. Understand? save money? (morals on saving money)

Luke: *pauses for a moment* mommy do u have money? can buy me car? *after she says no* , Uncle Victor do u have money?
LOL!

Micheala anointed with 1 glob of saliva. EEK!! so very very horribly gross. My nephew like to Meows and lick and bite thinks. Haiz...cat toddler.