CHALET OVER!!

Freakingly exhausting day. But u know its good after meeting with BC members after months of not having the time to meet up.

BBQ was goooooooooddddddd

games were...........noooooo goood because pple didnt trust me.

I'm the seer!! believe me!! (yuan yuan and czy...we dun believe u and even if ur the seer kill u also nvm..end result? 6 out of 7 pple voted to kill me...)

man i tell...if that was a movie, my seer's ghost would haunt the damm village for eternity lol.

my werewolve hunting powers quite power neh. so is my werewolve killing power. always pick out the seer to kill or who the werewolf is.

BUT no one believes me...buggers. i sensed biasness in that game. no one believed yh but do they kill him as often as they do me?? Noo...


Then next day went to Pastor Teo's baptism. *sniff sniff* so touching....and my stomach was growling. no breakfast...no food till 1245pm brunch.

was sooo tired during the sermon. I found the Pastor/ Reverend was a bit long winded. Worst part came when they said close ur eyes for prayers...GG victor GG.

Devoted victor closed his eyes for 2mins ++ (very deep prayer) . At least i hope that's what the photographer, with the gigantic lens pointing right at my face when i woke up, was thinking.

As long as i didnt snore shld have been ok i guess. Thx to CM for passing me a mentos sweet if not the zzzz monster would have won.

So hx baptised..right after that he THANKED me for coming and offered to treat me lunch (amazing no? i thought woah!! baptism really changes a person!!!)

then he said..oh he had no money, let CM treat instead (sigh of relief..that's the hx we know and love lol)

Was so tired i slept for 2hrs in the afternoon (not like some meekling who slept from 1pm - 9pm) tsk tsk...weak lah brothers weak!!


but i must be getting weaker also...last time i could stay awake the whole night and not sleep till next day night time...sighs...sign of old age lol.

Now a special word from our Emo God's 10 commandments, sadly we currently only have the 1st 4.

1) Thou knew it was a fair game when it started
2) Thou's incompetnecy caused them to leave
3) Thou Shall not feed
4) Thou shall keep pushing


Drink deeply the words of the Emo God!!!! Emolleujah!

End of the World part 2

EMO GOD GOT ASKED OUT FOR A DATE!!
wah how can that be??

i've never been asked out on a date b4..*sniffs sniffs cries in 1 small dark corner*

From my superior interrogation skills, we can deduce she's cute and she has a good singing voice

not bad neh..emoism attracts females. girl can call czy over the phone and sing to him.

ser·e·nade (sr-nd, sr-nd)n.

1. Music A complimentary performance given to honor or express love for someone.

role reversal i tell u...shldnt it be the guy seranding the girl?

at least she's smart to call over the phone because

a) czy lives 17 floors up. (sorry lah not like shakespearan time when the most is only 1 -2 stories up.

b) czy is forced to listen and has no chance to dump water down etc etc

So of course the great master gave emo god some advice like treating the girl to the meal (just for the 1st date, next few(if any) can go dutch which led to the explanation of going dutch since emo god didnt understand the term. WHICH even mroe interesting led to comments abt Darth Emo and Pastor Teo

So while Supremo overlord was still smarting from the thoughts of a girl asking out, czy said how to know if a girl who asked u out enjoys ur company? can share with me your experience? (1 arrow piece through my body)

my reply: no girl ever asked me out before (another 2 more arrows)

czy's reply": "Oh..........." (1001 more arrows hitting me) *victor sits in one small dark corner tracing small circles on the floor with his finger and sobbing quietly*

below is an example of how i felt

Oh well wish him luck for his saturday date neh. (he's going to cut hair, book movie tickets, buy present. He's a regular Romeo i tell u. take notes HX IVAN!!!)

1st time see czy going through so much effort for anything. i mean besides thinking of methods to ban ed from dota.

And this is yet another clue that the world is ending in 2010.

of course the real clue will be when a girl asks ed out on a 1v1 date. hahahaha.

The End of the World is NOT 2012 as pple state, it is 2010!!! my reasons are stated below

Reason why

1) Increased effects from global warmings

2) more conflicts and deaths ard the world

3) Birth of emoism end of 2008 (signifying the beginning of the end man!!!)

4) Ed's return to dota (hastening effect of emoism in the world. Frequency of dark purple emo clouds have increased by 10000% since ed's return to dota)

5) Ivan declaring he will quit dota. (this one not really a major concern there's been false alarms since 2 years back lol)

6) Hx's Baptism.
(the alien kidnappers really screwed up in their data man!!! HX GETTING BAPTISED!! I mean just 3 years b4, (if anyone told us hx was getting baptised...common reaction will be = HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA good joke good joke. it's a joke right?) Be sure to keep a lookout for massive earthquakes or hurricanes in Singapore on that day

but seriosuly hx to convert to christanity. man who would ever have thought abt it. His path to Pastor Teo is set!! image hx saying: " bless u my son! *sprinkles holy water* preaches abt sharing and giving and loving one anther...."

somehow the almost 10 years of info on hx doesnt seem to fit into that image. Must be love man...Females can really change a guy i guess. No wonder they say love makes miracles. JIA YOU XL!!! Make a vegetarian out of ivan!

As for my comments on the thoughts of baptism in general oh well those will come another day

After close to 8 months or more w/o dota...
EDWARD IS BACK TO THE FRAY!!

His very 1st words when he jioed us for dota. i'm now very pro ok? wait till u see my potm

He kept on saying that till the game started and after the game ended.

Of course whenever u hear ed say that u must take his words with a huge shovel of salt, but just once when he said it with so much conviction i thought MAYBE he trained secretly u know?

alas....his next words after game started were

WAIT TILL U GUYS SEE MY POTM WITH VANGUARD!!! -_-''' (for the unintiated, vanguard is mostly used for str heroes or some agil heroes with no escape skills etc. POTM with a jump out of danger skill...doesnt fit into any of those categories.


well to be fair ed's score was 1-1. and HOLY OMG CZY PRAISED ED IN THAT GAME!! (call the record books! its a first..and probably the last

it was the 1st time ever ed only ended the game with 1 death. Doesnt this tell u how noob the other team was? i mean ed the supreme overlord of noobs. The nooblet, the noob god getting a score of 1-1!!! Enuff said

2nd game similar. Ed's confidence begans to rise.

3rd game: There's the edward we all know and love. 2-11 OM. who selfishly dived into the line of enemies to be our meat tank. it's like those army movies: Ed sees the gattling gun being aimed at his allies and he jumps heroic in the line of fire and dies in .000001 secs. while the rest of us who were acutally standing 200 metres away, are laughing at ed's bad eyesight and judging skill. lol


4th game: ed's game sa....ALL RIGHT BABY! HE"S THE MAN!!!! after beating the habit of not buying bracers for sa months ago, he rebought them back! and ed's sa..he's such a fair and honourable player. scared of being overpowered by his perm invis skill, he willingly uses a skill (smoke) that reveals him to the enemies to give them a fighting chance w/o disabling them

So let the emo signals be given out! He's back...and bigger than ever..give a warm welcome to ED the EMO CATALYST!!

Wah kana arrowed by THX liao
for Richie's gift u guys seen the website he gave for suggestions on gifts to get him and Katherine?

http://www.richardkathy.com/


let me know which one u guys want to buy. or maybe i shld facebook message richard on what he wants from that site and then we can pool resources.

saves the headache of delivery etc.

I was watching an anime called gate keepers then it's sequl Gate keepers 21

and it's such a freaking difference i tell u

GK is a jap anime that's like say..a comedy action anime, a bit of laughs etc

GK 21 is 30 years after it and it's just so bleak and dark. It paints humanity as totally without hope. The hero of GK is dead before he even hits 40 and the action is carried out by his daughter who's so totally anti social and dark brooding.

In GK u see the characters laughing and smiling, colours used are bright blue skies, in fact almost the whole anime is cheerful, there's always a solution to the problems faced.

GK21, colouring is totally bleak black. most of the action takes place at night, in dim gloomy areas. Here the heroine and her mentor acknowledge that the fight against "evil" is hopless since there will always be humans with negative feelings which become the bad guys. Best part? The powers they use when overused destroys them bit by bit or curses them to be unhappy or death etc. There's an immediate feeling of hoplessness. U dun use ur powers, the bad guys win. U use ur powers, ur guranteed to have your happiness taken away and if overused, eventually your life too. It's a lose lose situation.

It's like swimming in a nice warm swimming pool and being teleported to the antarctica all of a sudden

Apparently there's a novel GK 1985 that explains the gap btw GK and GK 21 and even though i seriously want to read it, it's like utterly not in circulation and nothing on the internet on it.

Just watching GK 21 gave me such a feeling of poignant despair and hoplessness. it's way beyond emo. *brr...cold*

GK series can be watched on animeshuupidden.com and GK21 can be watched on youtube.

Just remember GK21 is totally different from GK. You've been warned

Gothic Movements

For those that remember, i've mentioned that i've an elder cousin that's into the Gothic movement right? The hip and funky cousin. Well below is a video and the link to it for an interview with some show.

http://razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/lifestyle 39002.html;jsessionid=202CD61C119218E718B9D02829898CB6.00

The head goth (Singapore Goth pt 5) 05:23

If Singapore goth dudes are the hottest, Saito Nagasaki could be the Brad Pitt of goths.
We talk to the head of The Singapore Dark Alternative Movement in his house to get to know the man behind the make-up and the movement.

Edited: Forgot to mention earlier on that the person being interviewed is my cousin. such a cool and hip cousin huh?

I was reading a newspaper article about the older generation in Somalia lamenting abt modern techology (esp handphones) which causes a lot of young pple to elope with just a text message etc.

Quote from the old man in the article: " in the past, all we could do was to give a dowy of 11 camels and an AK47 Rifle and wait politely for a response"

Man..sure beats other countries' way of courting females. Just imagine, there's no need to bring the girl out on dates and spend alot of money on like buying a diamond ring, expensive restaurents etc.

for the potential bride's side, u get a free rifle!

Just found it amusing i guess


and on to another topic

i just love reading XL's blog at times

on her latest entry when her family will be away for holidays
"ahahaha.... Ivan tang... got time come my house and help ah! U wash toilet i mop floor k???"

isn't it so romantic?? i'm so envious!! everytime i ask ivan to help me with such things and even offering to pay him he refuses...imagine them dancing with a mop and a broom and doing tango. reminds me of a paragraph in the book army daze i have but sadly i can't find it now. pity

*ivan remember..toilet cleaning must scrub very throughly! GOOD LUCK!! JIA YOU!!*

and another one from the past entry : "(Note: Never count on Ivan to wake me up!!)"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! when i read this i laughed aloud. Well ok to be honest ivan did give me a successful wake up call on the day we were playing bb...ONCE!!! (other billion times when we were suppose to meet at 10am) 9.30am...i call him and *huh? what time is it now? *imagine very sleepy voice)

of course he still gets there at ard 1030 or so not THAT bad. Edward...on the other hand....nothing to say. 10am appointment can come at 1130am.

of course now ivan's mostly differnt. Very Punctual for his appoints. Edward..sadly still the same lol.

always wondered what would become of ivan if singapore's temperature suddenly changes to an everyday temp of 24 Deg Cel with a nice wind blowing. (something like NZ)

will he be permenantly in hibernation mode? somemore he's staying on the 17th floor? nice cooling breeze everyday....maybe he will eat alot for like a month to store fats then hibernate for 3 months...oh wait...that will fail with his straight intestine. hmm..this could be interesting.

Ivan...pls go stay in NZ for like a year pls? think of it like a scientific experiment. BC members will be very interested in the results

Well wanted to blog abt this months ago but u know me....always delaying till later to matters regarding my blog

Today's topic will be about *drum rolls!!!* DOTA. During every match, the dota gods watch over us. With the proper procedures, these godlings will be able to grant us their might powers!! Of course sometimes these powers can backfire but oh heck, that's the fun of it right?

a) Emo God: the Supreme god of the dota pantheon: Enuff said huh? His legendary deeds and powers conferred upon those who seek his blessings have been described enuff. Summary: with his blessings his team can either be inspired towards new heights or plunged into the depths of despair!!

b) GoG (God of Garungness): Rarely invoked save when using str heroes esp Axe hero. This blessing conveys supernatural bravery to the person. Best not to invoke when using non str heroes, if not it conveys supernatural sucidal recklessness.

c) The Hum Ji Godling (polite term will be called the God of Tactical retreats) ! aka Darth Emo: This blessing conveys the mind's eye!! Able to see the results of impending battles, the hero err...usually chickens out... i mean calls a tactical withdrawal before battle is joined. Truly a fellow of the saying: Fled to fight another day. (usually to the screams of his dying teammates)

d) God of Disaster aka The Edward effect: Lowest ranked and sought after deity/blessing. Rarely seen but happens when a newb player anyhow invokes a plea for help, the G.O.D is the most fearsome of curses to be casted on the player. This unlooked for effect can also be a result of appealing to both the Emo God and the GoG at the same time. (aka player snoopy). To be both garung and emo at the same time....a fearsome entity indeed. *for own teammates, opposing team will see this godling as a blessing*

e) Ego God aka Emo overlord: Always making his presence felt. The Godling whom usualyl says can win one! I'm the pro u know? with me around cannot lose one. Rarely a negative score in K/D ratio, he's a true PRO!!! *might have double digits deaths at time but those are due to lousy teammates and such reports abt such loses are usually false*

Fear these godlings!!!

ta da! i'm back!

can't believe william fractured his hand into 4 parts from just a mere fall..so much for TKD blackbelt huh?

he should have like somersaulted 3 times before landing on 1 finger and escaping unharmed...haiz....what a fake lol! he probably dyed his tkd belt black!!! SHOW US YOUR CERT TO PROVE UR A RRREAAALL black belt!!!

(and that is what reading too much History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Manga does to your brain)

oh well at least he has this 5 cm scar on his arm to impress, fake, lie to girls...

Without dota for like 3 weeks...i feel lighter...happier...less emo..wah....brand new feeling man...a non emo month!

btw there's a new 6.64 map.

Self Discovery: I realised that i'm a very very cynical person. i can't really believe in stuff like innate human kindness etc etc, if someone slaps on on the cheek, turn the other way blah blah blah

For me most pple are irredeemable idiots (excluding friends and most family members) and for every good person out there there's probably 1000 idiots out to ruin that one man's work

Maybe that's why i don't go to church. Guess i'm a tad bit too cynical for it.

oh well i will post another one soon i think lol. YA! got a new person tagging on the board = CM!

my "legion"of fans grows ever bigger!!! world domination up next!

A video which i posted the hyperlink a few years back since i didnt know how to upload videos and still dun know how to till blogger gave the nice little icon option now.

I believe most of u watched it that time but oh well old stuff are still the best! (don't think CM has seen it yet since she didnt know hx at that time lol = dun know abt my all mighty and power blog!)

Happy Birthday to the Supreme Emo Overlord

Yai know it's overdue by more than 1 week bit i like to thank all those who celebrated my birthday with me and those who wished me happy birthday on my acutal birthday itself.

I would like to thank the utter lack of presents besides from HX and Yh and the fact lol that i had to treat the entire 7 pple who went htere *sobs* (ok fine i didnt mind treating since my mom insisted on it and gave me the $$$ for it also)

Nayway it was a pretty interesting ice cream buffet at Swensen @ Ion Orchard. (10th or was it 11th Sept) U have the usual HX saying: "Wah the food here very ni "= very sweet, and next thing u know he goes off for a 2nd and 3rd and nth where n= double digit number helpings... -_-' so very like him...

well the waffles were nice. but overall far too sweet the food was. very bad for health.

Like to thank YH for his world domination book. I declare it the 3rd artefact of the Bachelor's Club to form the unholy trinity of artefacts

a) Foody!! The White bear that was once black! ( 1st unholy relic currently held by Darth Emo)
b) The Emo Slippers!! (2nd and most potent emo relic so far! held by the one and only EMO GOD)
c) World Domination Book (ruling by fear techniques held my the Emo King aka 1st Emo disciple aka Supreme Overlord)

One of these days i must take a photo of foody wearing the emo slippers and holding the book.

truly a sight to inspire emoism anyway.

Like to thank Hx and his CM (almost typed CMI by mistake lol) for the MacDonald's huge mac spicy meal with the big milo drink.

Although it was abit too spicy, fattening, oily, too filling and very uncomfortable since i had to sit down after my meal but i appreciate the thought! i mean since when in the past was hx so kind to buy me a meal? so touched. Religion and GF can really change a man.

Also like to thank those who wished me happy birthday early and for those that didnt.....(stares at emo god..haiz)

emo god so sincere lor...he said 18th sept no need to wish since swensen outing alrdy wished....so cold....

oh well update's done. 24...feels so old...weak...meek....reflexex thinking processes all slowing down...

A short tale from the long lost forgotten chapters of Garungness embodied Mr TEO HX!

These happen many years back, when the natural order of things were all proper like sun sets in the west and raises from the east, water flows downslope etc

This was the time when we were playing basketball in NP in 2005 i think.

while playing and trying a lay up, i landed on Cy's foot = fractured ankle

of course at that time we didnt know. it just seemed like a bad sprain. of course it hurted like crazy and i had to be supported by 2 pple

and our horrifying garung officer said: "wah victor so weak!" then he went on to mention something abt his friend in army that time thailand sprain ankle but still went to walk over a few km.

but now all has changed, since aliens abducted above mentioned person

1) he goes to church
2) no more vulgarities (rarely heard now)
3) he actually treated me lunch!!! (OMFG!!!!) *ok granted it was my birthday and it was a macdonald meal but still...*
4) he's no longer extremely violent!
5) walking speed has tremendously decrease too..

u know...if aliens wanted to spy on earth, they shld have researched a bit more b4 abducting hx.
i mean it's so obvious the hx now is a imposter right? it's like extreme make over hahahaha.

we got ur game alien!! Hand us back the real hx!! (but make him less violent, more willing to treat friends, etc)

HAHAHAHA.

Pretty sure i blogged this before but i think it was in my old blog like 5-6years ago or so.

Who remembers OBS? (outward bound Singapore)

I remember in the BC club only ivan and i were involved in it. Hx had some sort of mini op on his left arm so he had to miss it. 5 days camp OBS.

Blah still remember my mom worrying abt me going there. in fact she didn't want me to go at all. FORTUNATELY i think some of the teachers persuaded her it was ok and it will be safe (u will see the irony of this statement later)

From what i can remember it was pretty fun till starting from the 3rd day onwards or was it 4th? = make some banner and it lasted till like 2.30am or so. and we had to wake up at like 430am? in the end the sea expedition (that's the group i was in) were scolded because the other group the land expedition were all on time.

so off we went cannoeing to some distant island and i had this malay girl as my partner. ( i was sitting in front) Ivan, in another boat had Wee Keong (big muscular guy), and dear darth emo was sitting behind....waving at me....with his oar not even in the water...letting wee keong doing all the peddling. and he had that so ever disgusting smirk look on his face...bua tahan.


Cannoeing was pretty fun (i still hadn't developed my water phobia that strongly at that time). Then we hit a really bad storm ( i found out later from my mom she was damm worried abt me because 2 pple were killed in singapore by that storm)

ok fine so it was bad....high waves, the expedition split into those who made it safely into the designated island and those who couldnt (like me). It got worse..

MY *#&!*(@!()*@!( Malay PARTNER LOST HER F*king OAR!!! i would have understood if u know maybe she lost her grip or something ya? but nooooo.....she lost her oar because she was too busy holding onto her E!()*#@!@!(*@()!*@ CAP which her BF gave her. Irony was that i also lost the cap that my brother gave me, his only ACS cap with his name on it (those sort of final year memoir gift).

so i had to ram the canoe into a line of mini island like 50m of rock side by side with a few others. Now that i thik abt it...she lost her cap to the waters that time and i had to get it for her. I remember doing it and asking her to shut the fuck up because she was screaming like a bloody bitch. so instead of helping me to pull the WATER FILLED CANOE up like all the other partners were helping..she just stood there looking scared because the rocks were very slipperly and u know high waves etc. Do u know how freakingly heavy a water filled canoe weighs?

ya so her cap = more important than her life and the only means to get off the island. u know i've never been racist b4 but after that incident....my opinion on Malays hit quite low. ok my opnion on my STUPID PARTNER was non existent.

Thinking back on it...i feel this enormous wave of emoism building up in me. *hurls 1001 curses and emo barriages at the cursed girl) *heard thunder when iwas typing this....on a clear bright sunny day....my emo powers are growing....*

I cant remember how i canoed back to the deisnated island....hell..guess iwas too emoraged that time.

Next day i had a new partner because that fool of a girl somehow got bitten 3 times by a centipede. I know it sounds bad but at that time i was glad she got bitten thinking it was retribution...

Imagine if CZY was in my place? Emoism would have been born like 9 years eariler. hah.

ok ok...1st time see so many asking me to update my blog at the same time.... phew...peer pressure...

hoho...yh's blog has the sound of silence song. I've 3 different versions of that song on my itunes. and i do read yh's blog!!! yh shld put a tagboard like me. easier to comment rather than to click on the comments then must type user name etc etc

ate at clementi last night. and saw a preview of FFXIII on the PS3. i was like omfg #*!*#!()#1. as soon as i saw the graphics on the game i straight away knew it was by Squire Enquix. Almost makes me tempted to get a PS3.

on a totally unrelated digression: i really felt my age when one of my cousins told me:" hey victor, in a few days time u will be 10 years older than me!". I'm not that old!! ok fine...most of my favourite songs do appear in gold 90.5FM and the class 95 love songs at night but still!!!
( i was kinda shocked that depp leopard's when hate and love collide song appeared on the love songs section, i was like oh man...."

next year most of us will be 25years old! man...1/4 of a century old. old fraggorts lol/

Temporarily confirmed. Next saturday hx's and Yh's 24th oldies birthday celebrations at Mooi Chin.

Meet at Bugis Mrt station where i will lead the sheeps to the slaughterhouse....i mean lead my fellow BC/Emo Members to the restaurent...(hopefully i wouldnt get lost)

TIMING: Meeting is at 645PM!! DInner time

Mooi Chin is a very old restaurent over 50years old or so. Food is good. MAx abt $15 per person. Ala Carte dishes.

So far confirmed: CZY EDWARD (AMAZINGLY ENUFF) AND WILLIAM,IVAN, HX & YH, GZ

Unconfirmed: JOHN MING (AS USUAL), CM (HX pls tell ur GF if she would like to join us)

Unable to come: GH , XL,CY


So can u pple pls reply quickly so that i can book seats. ESP THE 2 PPLE WE ARE HOLDING THE CELEBRATIONS FOR!!!

Organising parties are kinda pain in the ass. amt of smses sent out. Haiz...Emo emo emo...after this still have Emo God's emo celebrations. THEN MY OWN celebrations....(unless some pple are kinda enuff to organise for me? haha. ) emo emo emo...

so chop chop pple! the faster u guys reply the faster i can shuffle or change plans if need be.

Was just re reading my old blogpost from 2007 and some of it are so funnyyyyyy

and then i realised my book Fast Food Nation was lent to Hongxin.

I think Hongxin returned it to me...but someone else borrowed it!!

so can the person who borrowed it return it back to me????? (maybe i better check to see if its with my brother

Btw William, can u also return my FFX PS2 cd when we meet up for hx's birhtday? lol

And GZ owns me 6 bucks for CY's birthday gift. Ivan also 6 bucks for that gift.

and who wants to split up the $18.90 emo slippers bill for emo god?

this post really seems like a debt collecting post lol.

O$P$!!

So i;ve decided to plan HX's AND YH's birthday celebrations together. ALL WITHOUT HX arrowing me? isnt't that awesome? (ok he didnt arrow but he hinted very heavily. hx and subtle don't really pair up well together.)

a) he praised me for organising a good party for ivan (warning bells sounds alrdy. After all since when did hx praise someone openly when he arrowed that person?)

b) then he dropped the words, i hope u do mine just as well too. (subtle huh?)

So i've the place (near bugis mrt station there) abt $15 per person. No it's not a buffet. it's damm good chinese ala carte food.

i'm planning it on the 29th? if it's ok with the 2 dudes. 1 day after yh's birthday and 1 day b4 hx's. It's on a saturday. (most important factor) ( at least CM gets to spend a sunday and hx's acutal birthday with him lor! unless she prefers to go to church then bo wei gong lor! hahahahah. I guess HX can always spent his birthday with his family then) Hx, u shld thank me for being so considerate.

Pls don't spread the news ard till HX confirms with me who he wants to invite.


currently the plan guest list will be

CZY HX YH IVAN WILLIAM CY, and myself

Optional: the GFs, GZ GH, ED (if he wants to)

Editable parts: If ple cant make it on a saturday then it can be either friday or sunday.

Futher info: Mooi chin restaurant is the name of the place we are going. Nice quiet, relatively afforable and easily accessble.

Reason i;m posting this here? save sms. and since yh never ever picks up his HP or home phone or answers his sms. Desperate times desperate means.


So will the 2 pple responsible for the celebrations either sms me, call me or leave a message on a tag board for me to read by 24th August 2009. so that i can hammer out further details.

Knowing CZY doesn't read my blog...i doubt he even has the address, here's a pic of the emo slippers i got for him.

Scary looking thing huh? Can u feel the emoism pouring out from this holy artifact?
(item is currently imprisoned in my brown cupboard to prevent the effects of emoism on me.)

EMOISM

From where it came from no one knew.. mentioned only in hush whispers in the dark of the night, legends of emoism spreaded throughout the universe.

For millenia and countless years it waited in the darkest and deepest part of the galaxy, seeking something or someone, patiently bidding its time...till now.

On 8th September 1985...it's greatest host, CZY was born and still emoism bidded its time...to watch the growth of its champion...to judge if it was worthy. CZY didn't disappoint the entity called emoism, and on his 21st birthday..emoism merged with CZY! AND BEHOLD! THE EMO GOD WAS BORN!!! LET THE UNIVERSE TREMBLE B4 HIS MIGHT!

THe next 2 years, the Emo God refined his tactics and on the eve of a cold windy dota night, he struck!

The very 1st victim was the overlord! The overlord initally scoffed at the effects of emoism. "HAH! that puny thing can't affect me"! Alas...how wrong he was. Initially indeed he was unaffected. but after weekss..months of subtle emoism showed to him, his defences broke and thus he became the 1st disciple of the EMO GOD in year 2009.

The next victim was the Tangwalker! Ivan tangwalker put up a vailent fight against the subtle manipulations of the Emo God and his disciple. Realising that his subtle emo signals wouldnt work against one forewarned and with knowledge of emoism, the Emo God tried another tactic....one of BRUTE devastating overwhelming displaying of pure emoism.

Alas for the universe...Ivan tangwalker was unprepared for the naked might of emoism and his defences crumbled..another convert for the Emo God. Ivan Tangwalker was no more...Darth Emo had been born!

So now with the unholy trinity of the Emo God, his 1st disciple and Darth Emo....the outlook for the universe looks bleak indeed. Who will be the universe's saviour??? *ARGH!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!*

Emoism spreads..it comes...it is here....be afraid....very afraid..... lol

Elaboration or rather pick up from Will's blog

In a Galaxy far far away....*on cue Star...Emo wars music* CZY aka The Emperor...known by many as the Emo-er savaged the galaxy with his emoism.

In an attempt to save his good friend from the dreadful dark(er) side of Emoism, *since emoism is alrdy considered the dark side* LUKE TANGWALKER steps from the path of happy enjoy urself light side into the dark path of emoism to try and reach out and break The Emo-er from it's influence.

Alas, but as Master Doya (Yoda) and many happy do goodies masters from before have said: "Be warned of Emoism! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.

And our secret super small and sophisticated spy bot caught the classic encounter on tape. Too bad Ivan Tangwalker didnt listen to his master's words.

Ivan: Come ZY! walk back onto the path light and freedom happy goodie none emo way! u can do it!!

CZY: wah liao...u still talking like that. *full blast of emo wave* go away lah. what good path? i want to quit quit what can u do? rather play my mmorpg etc (carry on for the next 10mins)

Ivan:ARGH!! Bua Tahan! #!!*)@!()*#! *steps into the path of Emoism* and thus....Ivan Tangwalker was no more.....Darth Emo was born!!

Fortunately Princess XL had twins b4 Tangwalker confronted the Emo-er. Luke Tangwalker and Leia Tangwalker! Heir to the Jedi...Happy go lucky in whatever u do path!

Doya's last words to Luke Tangwalker before dying in Episode VI:

Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emoer or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Tang... walker. DO NOT FALL INTO EMOISM!!


So what will happen next? Will Happy go lucky Luke Tangwalker saves his old pappy or will he suffer the same fate of emoism? Tune in for Emo Wars Episode V and VI.


Many thanks to William for his suggestions. So Ivan Tangwalker! u must have twins!! if not it's GG!! EMOISM REIGNS!

As all of us or rather most of us have witnessed, the emo god's power of emoism has grown very powderful. it has grown in magnitude power etc within the span of 1 year.

How was the emo god formed? here are several theories (based on several marvel comics characters)

Theory 1

CZY was in an exhibition displaying MMORPG stuff and they were showign the new machine guranteed to let one stay awake for 4more hours! Alas, at that moment when the beam was shot out, an emo spider was caught in the blast and disoriented, it landed on CZY's arm and bit him. Zy's eyesight got better, the emo str of the spider (x50 of a normal human being) and the EMO GOD WAS BORN!! (taken from spiderman's beginning for those marvel know nots)

Theory 2

Hulk Theory. Emo Nuclear bomb and ZY gets emofied by trying to save a poor person or the equivlent = Saving someone from a massive gank in dota which got him killed, the saved person didnt know thank zy but laughed at his foolishness. This unleashed ZY's latent emoism to such levels that from then on...ZY was no more! in his place was the EMO GOD!!

Theory 3

Willing to accept a experimental serum in order to help join the Singapore's gamers' guild to compete in the WCG, volunteer CZY offered to have it injected in him to enhance his reflexes, build up muscles mass etc etc

The experiment was a success but it had the side effect of also enchancing his emoness by many folds! but alas b4 it could be duplicated, a mysterious assassin killed the scientist and burned his notes. Thus was born captain czy....i mean the EMO GOD!

wanted to type more but lost the inspiration as u can see from the somewhat crappy post. ( at least i find it a bit crappy) oh well... i need to be inspired man!!

oh romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo...i mean oh hx hx where the f*ck art thou hx? (lol bc version)

well after typing this, saw my tag board and he's in paris! ah the city of romance...high fashion, good wine, hot babes and guys and probably the highest amt of heads lopped off in world history during the nice little revolution called the French revolution.

Well be prepared for some high stucked up attitude from the french. unless u know how to speak french then they will treat u better. (happened to my cousin who mastered french so powderfully she wrote her thesis paper in french, mentioned big big difference in treatment received after she spoke french to the sales person)

I heard the babes there are "seebei" chio. Hx try to discreetly look at them ok? or even better take a snapshot of them. *gives the evil diablocial perverted edward-like smile (w/o CM or the babes catching you lol, i've confidence in your stealth skills)

1 GF's good but best to get some spares lol. ( i can just visualise CM and XL both complaining to their respective BFs abt me... )

Do be careful though, european punks like to carry knives and come in gangs.

Oh well speaking of edward...is he even back in singapore yet? His case is really out of sight, out of mind. wohoo! i cnat wait for him to try and play dota, esp the new 6.60b. Confirm + 1000000% guranteed to make our emo god go on a emorage.


End Post: ALL RIGHTY MATE!! RODGER FEDERER BEAT RODDICK FOR 15TH TITLE!! WOHOO!! HE'S THE BEST!

haiz i still feeling gloomy!!

whole morning and till now will and ivan both not online!!! bloody hell they must be sleeping in this nice weather.

anyway for my comp, yh's suggestion abt the ram problem is probably off. They did change the graphics card, ram ,motherboard and even the harddisk and the problem still remains. So prob the main problem is MB compatibility which is weird considering that they said that they have sold other identical setup copies to pple and they have no problems. Someone up there really doesn't like me.

so once again i must take yet another 1/2 day leave to fix the comp. #(!#(!))$*(!@.

baby therapy works. Just playing with my niece last night removed most of the emoness in me.


oh new army unit posted in? 24SIB. next one to fall since i'm going to be posted there.

1 PDF. 30...and soon 24?

I feel very tired.... mentally physically spiritually too i guess.

WARNING: THE FELLOW CONTENT CONTAINS HIGHLY EMO WORDS/MOOD. MIGHT CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.


Emo mood emo mood

my fucking comp gave me the #(*!)(#*!)( ( blue screen of death again!! again! OMFG!! i'm like so fucking pissed.

so basically once hit with the blue screen it will auto loop reset with a blue screen appearing everytime until u foce shutdown the comp.

i get various messages like
Driver IRQL not less or equal
memory_management
page fault in non paged area

and finally after the bloody 4th blue screen i got this non blue screen error

warning: mainbios checksum error.

it's like so fucked up. So being the google geek i a, i goggled all the errors and here were some of the results

1) motherboard compatibility with the whole system ( i think it's this problem)
2) Battery in comp weak ( rubbish! and forums also put changing batt sometimes prob also can still occur)
3) Nvidia driver problem? (updated the drivers alrdy so prob not)

i mean even this morning when my dad was surfing the net bluescreen popped out. WTF! what's more it seems that other sets with the same config have been sold and MINE IS THE ONLY ONE GIVING PROBLEMS! IF i wanted such a screwed up comp, i would have bought a bloody $900 set instead.

the best part? my initial computer i bought 2 years back also had to go back so many times!! that's why i changed shop to PC themes since it has quite a good reputation. No problems when those pple in the shop tested it for hours. But within 2 days of me playing..the fucking problems all pop out. ($@#(!_#(!#(!)!(. The only good thing so far is the excellent after service support. But i'm still getting hell of a fucked up frustration lagging my comp all the time and paying ERP and parking fees at SLS.


seriously life's quite screwed up this month besides this comp problem. haiz.......more health issues (just when i thought my Iga was doing fine another thing pops out, comp problems, bloody candidates at work not showing up or changing timings like no one's business, what else can go wrong?

so tempted to just take 1 month unpaid leave to do my own stuff. unwind, travel ard singapore to borders, suntec etc i dun know. It's like playing blackjack and getting a 12 with ur 1st two cards and the next card u just had to get a 10 to go burst.

i'm really feeling kinda scewed up kinda thing feeling now..

damm u zy!! u better not be doing some voodo emo magic with ur sis helping and holding a doll of me with needles jabbed in it!!

For those who didnt see yh's comments here it is.


That's not emo enough!

The Emo Disciple

Skill 1

Emo Wave: When irritated enough, the the emo disciple unleases his fearsome emo wave around him, causing havok amongst both friends and foes.

lvl4: Does 300dmg + 20x(no. of deaths) to enemies and 150dmg + 10x(no. of deaths) to allies. Also induces Rage for 4s among allies, increasing damage by 20%.

Skill 2

Emoism Aura: Stepped in emoism for years, this aura is truly terrifying. No one is spare, not even his allies....

Lvl 4: When the number of Emo Disciple's death is above his kills, he generates a massively negative aura that continuously damages everyone by 4% HP until his kills outnumber his deaths.

Skill 3

Emo Overload: Falling under the spell of emoism, the emo disciple ignores all signs of dangers and charges in pursuit of his foes. Death holds no fear over the emo disciple.

lvl 4: Player automatically loses control over the Emo Disciple whenever his team has killed 1 less tower than the opposing team. If neither side has a tower, the Tree/Throne on the side of Emo Disciple must have equal or more HP than the enemies' in order to disable Emo Overload.

While Emo Overload is active, Emo Disciple will find the spot with highest number of opponents and charge into their midst while throwing 1HP Chickens. If all enemies are dead, the Emo Disciple will sprint at 200% movement speed towards the opposite fountain.

Ultimate: Ragequit.

When Ragequit is learned, the player automatically disconnects.

New Hero suggestion for dota 6.61

1) The Emo Disciple!

Description: Raised under the tutelage of the EMO GOD, his 1st disciple decided to join the sentinals to end the evil of the scourge! Laughing insanely into battle, the emo disciple can as much as a threat to his allies as to his enemies.

Skill 1

Emo Wave: When irritated enough, the emo disciple unleases his fearsome emo wave in a straight line, causing havok amongst his foes.
lvl 4: does 300dmg + 20x (no of deaths), induces emoism temporaily to enemies + reducing their armour by 6 and 20% chance they might suicide charge you for the next 5secs

Skill 2

Emoism Aura: Stepped in emoism for years, this aura is truly terrifying, no one is spare not even his allies....

Lvl 4: Emoism spreads slowly towards all who comes near the emo disciple.The massively negative aura reduces all dmg given out by 20% (allies included) to all within a 700 range. Lasts for 15secs. Cd = 60 secs. There is a 10% chance that all heroes within range lose control for 10secs.


Skill 3

Emo boost: Utilising the science of emoism, the emo disciple ignores all signs of dangers and charges in pursuit of his foe. Death holds no fear over the emo disciple over the joy of getting kills.

lvl 4: once locked into a hero, this skills forces the emo disciple to chase after the hero for 10secs. During this duration, emo disciple cannot change his direction but can still use spells. Gains +50% mana regen, +10% movment speed -5 armour. If the emo disciple kills the hero and manages to escape, he gains an extra 100g.

Ultimate: Avatar of the Emo God.
By invoking his God's name, the Emo Disciple is granted a minor faction of his deity's powers, Let Emoism Reign!!

lvl 3: Inspires all allies to charge forward gaining a 10% increase in attack dmg, movement speed and mana regen at the course of -10 armour for 15secs. Allies cannot retreat/use items during this duration.
20% chance the emo disciple might wander off to NC areas during this duration, tp away, do nothing or hinder his allies (like eul pple into the air for fun) due to the effects of this spell. (-5% chance = 15% chance with sceptar)

3% chance that he might quit for no reason. IF this does happen, mocking laughter can be heard for 5secs. Allies of the emo disciple will each receive 1000g in compensation. (this chance becomes 1% with sceptar)

Tremble and beware Mortals!! Emoism is near! Thanks to william for helping contribute parts of the skills. lol. Now u know what we do during msn.

So for the past week i've tried waking up in the morning to exercise and here's the result.

I try to wake up at 730am. have my usual 2 slices of plain bread, exercise till ard 820am, bath etc and go to work by 850 or so.

Monday - woke up at 730...or tried to...fell back to sleep till 745am. EPIC FAILURE. decided to skip exercise that day since i wouldnt have been able to do much

Tueday - I actually woke up on time!! and did my routine. SUCCESS!!

Wednesday - Woke up on time after dota session ended at like 1+? (bloody long game). Tried doing exercise...instead of 7km of cycling i did 3...did my weights lifting...felt too bloody tired to do the rest of sit ups and pushup. FAIL!!!

Thursday - decided to rest. tired day at office

So my routine is at best 50-50. badddd....

i blame this on ivan and william and dota sessions and mr emo god.

good news is that my comp shld be fixed by tomorrow. They testing out 2D 3D and graphics intensive games on it at the moment. it better bloody work. Maybe it's only mass effect on the comp even though i doubt it. but still.heck.

Sims3...almost "acquired" it. This sunday...must cut hair. so count me out for BB guys.

Today while at Sim lim checking out on the troubleshooting of my comp, i saw this incredibly chio/pretty/hot/go ga-ga female lifeform at the lobby.

true, she had quite a bit of makeup on. but it was something else abt her that made me turn a few times /stare at her (discreetly of course). could be her high high heels+ her height (ard ivan's height i think) makeup but i think it was more of the fact that she radiated the kinda confidence u rarely see in pple these days and the way she walked. Some sort of inner glow i will say. really took my breath away. Confidence is sexy? lol. she looked a bit koreanish. (then again could be the makeup)

Rare indeed.

And the office 1 floor below mine has quite a few pretty girls too. think maybe because it's promoting facial products or some skin and beauty thing, so i guess they need pretty girls to uphold their image.

Hmm..this makes me sound pretty desperate lol? ah well... whatever.

Guess it's not the kind of experience u have everday. worth blogging i guess.

i wanted to follow up the last post with an emo outburst but after seeing hx's greetings from europe + taking a healthy dose of eclipse mints sweets, my emoness has kinda dissipated.

So for during this 1 whole *fucking* (insert hx-ness here so that we dun miss him too much) , hx is off holidaying with CM. wah! so cool. i wonder why he didnt ask any of us to see him off the airport. So sad.

WOHOO! so now for the whole month, month free of arrowing, "arranging" stuff for all of BC members. Ah...life is good.

Now if only we could get zy to stop emo-ing during dota....and it might be the perfect month lol. paradise paradise. However, knowing our emo god's emoness, trying to cure his emoness is like trying to end world hunger. admirable goal but freakingly impossible given the current world conditions.

RAwrrr new blog post! *trumpets blowing*

it's been a damm bad week. really really reallly bad

1) bought a new comp. 2nd day of testing it out while playing Mass effect kana blue screen of death. at 1st i thought it was maybe ME wasn't compatible with vista 64bit, but a search through the web shows alot of pple have completed it with 64bit.

2) after 5days, service guy called me, it's fixed! or kinda. he changed the graphics card, ram and motherboard. so shd be ok. but but after trying for antoehr 20mins, kana blue screen again. So his solution, he will reinstall vista, reinstall my game and if that still doesnt work he will change the CPU. why am i so unlucky??? my last comp also had this kinda shit.

3) My candidate PS me. He came, didnt like the job and escaped when no one was looking kns! and i was forced to replace him and had to wear a mascot costume. Photos will be out. Freakingly hot. lucky only had to wear it for like 10-15mins per every 1 hr. There was a fan in the costume but no one told me till the very last photo shoot. &@!*&@!&**@&

4) Zy's Emoness at yesterday's dota game. That really blew my temper. enuff said. The things i said to him were harsh but well deserved. I can' stand such fucking losers. Even when i'm lagging and feeding i've almost never quit. that bloody ass quits whenever he feels like it. I mean come on man, we were winning 4v5 and the other opponents minus a pretty skilled pudge were very very lousy. just because he was 0-3 he left. fucked up. my scoldings in 1 sentence included cb,f*ck and a$$hole. whatever, i will just kick him out of the games i host, if others host, it's up to them to decide bah. but i will not let zy play in my game for a long time.

Acutally those 3 things happened yesterday so ya it was a very very very bad day = bad week.

i wonder how THX is doing in UK now? how i envy friends with gfs. i mean maybe besides ivan lol. jsut kidding. i want a girl who cooks cleans and gives me money. (no mention of parents here pls) lol. haha...damm super sterotype male pig attitude i know. hmm shld i also put good in bed too? hahahahahahahahahahaha

ok ok fine here's ur (@#!*@! update. wah liao. u pple don't even chase the ex- cheena boy who also doesnt update that often as well.

so anyway i wanted to blog this. HX's new word for arrow = Arrange (noun)

eg: I've "arranged" ivan to call pple for the outing.

powderful engrish man...

speaking of thx. i had a strange dream which somehow had CM him and me in it and no it's not those XXX u perverted pple!

it was a really weird dream. somehow hx had a laptop plugged into god knows where under a overhead bridge. and it was raining. and all 3 of us were watching some weird white boxes on the screen. i think in my dream i had the impression it was some drama which hx always watched? and then......my alarm woke me up at 620am and it was time for me to wake up and get rdy to send my sis-in-law to work at SGH.

ah hell...who said dreams ever made sense? but it was the 1st true dream i had in a real long time.

wonder if it's a good omen or bad.....of course with hx it's hard to say ney? at least he's stopped arrowing..i mean arranging for me to do stuff. *THUMBS UP!*

It pains me to see/hear things i like being old or vintaged

wah liao leh. i can't be that old right??

i mean ok lah the top 5 games i picked on facebook are pretty..only ard 10-15yrs old what... i mean DOS mode (not MS DOS ) granted is a bit old but still...I wish pple would stop saying wah...never heard of these games before.

to hear my younger cousin call the games vintaged... *starts crying*

and why is it most of my fav songs are now being played in class 95's love songs/oldies section? THEY WERE HIPPED IN THEIR TIME!! i mean they are still hipped at least i think so. I will only believe i'm truly old when Bon Jovi's It's my life become a love song. hahaha..as if that will happen. (of course knowing my luck....i wouldnt be surprised if that happens as soon as i say it.)

and OMFG IVan donest even know what's Baldur's Gate (BG)..*vomits blood* however this rant and that abt the 5 game i picked or 2 of them anyway will be expressed fully in another post.

Btw i'm an uncle again. My cousin in UK is a proud new dad. LOL the little new one's chinese name is Kuan Yew. HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Oh well it will prob be like 4-5yrs or more b4 the parents even take him to singapore i guess. maybe i shld go UK to visit them either this yr or next? any volunteers? (tix and spending expenditure not sponsored)

to end it off...i'm not that old! still in the prime of my youth!
In the springtime of youth! (Rock Lee says that in right in naurto?)

I'm BACK!!!

oh well so anyway i can't do any strenous activities till 4th April!

reason: i went for a biopsy for my kidney. Bascially they jab a needle into my kidney and took out a very small piece of it.

anyway i was in hospital for 3D2N. couldn't sleep for the 1st day. had this little baby crying the whole night!! (ya i was in the kids ward since i've been seeing the doc since i was a kid). i had like 3hrs of sleep. zzzzzz


so they dun want jumping up and down and causing trauma to it.

haha ps hx! i know u were planning for a ubin trip.

so let's see what's the thought in my mind today.

ah the NTU stabbing and suicide cases. Tsk tsk. Always knew studying was hardwork. What's worse is wasn't the student in engineering? EEE right?

thoughst i had when i heard it:
1. Oh attempted murder and suicide case in NTU?
2.I've friends in there! (then i remembered all of them were on attachments or most of them anyway and i believe most of them were capable enuff to slug an emo person with a knife without fatal injuries

Well if u ksers and tkers etc are feeling depressed in NTU, talk to me!! (i can even find it in me heart to give u an extra grope *evil laughter*

well such cases of depression will prob happen more often. Why?

a) Small country with not enough jobs churning out mroe and more students with striaght A results.
b) not enuff job = more stres
c) more stress = can't find jobs for months = depression
d) depression = suicidal / murderous intentions

of course not that it means a straight A student means he/she will be successful in the job mkt. I mean there are some true born asses out there with straight As but piss everyone off with their attitudes = IQ but no EQ = ur dead.

k dinner time. next update coming in......ETA=undetermined

Sometimes i just can't trust what my brain is doing. What i see and what my brain receives just don't match up at times. guess that's what tiredness doe huh?

so here are a few of the weird things my eyes and brain have experienced

1) Billy Bombers--> Seen as Baby Bombers! (i know i was like wtf heard of children soldiers but baby suiciders? ...shook my head and lol billy bombers. think it was the bright red neon lights sign board affecting my brain)

2) SOmeone put Singing as a hobby on HER resume: --> sleep deprived brain saw as STRIPPING. my heart did stop for a moment lol (now dun even think of any lewd remarks abt this!!!)

there was this client who wanted us to strip the female candidates to check for any tatoos but alas we couldn't do it lol (*gives the old chee ko pek look*)

That's all i can remember for now but i'm sure there were a few other instances.

Isn't this amazing??? 3-4 posts in a week alone??? sudden burst of guilt i guess...after seeing my cousin's childhood friend's blog in which she blog almost like every single day for the last 3 years. oh the shame i feel. then again i guess char bos to tend to blog more.

hmm lately the music on my blog's isn't working. tsk. eventaully i shall have to fix it...maybe next year or so.

Dawn of War 2 ROCKS!!! It's akin to company of heroes for the single player. but u get to choose wargear etc. U only geet to play as space marines in the single player so that leaves u multi player to discover the other 3 races: eldar, Orcs and tyranids. The story is of coourse easier to understand if u've read about the dark and grim universe of warhammer 40k before.

multi player is just like OMG fucking cool. units gain exp where they deal more dmg etc. U can choose 1 race and have an option of 3 leaders each with their own unique strengths. (plus leaders and units get to buy different gear which costs resources for different situations).

it's far different from the gameplay in dow1 that will cause some to love it some to hate it. for me i love both. guess that rates for the players' reviews ranging from 1/10 to 10/10.

Ivan asked me to post pics of it in my blog but i'm quite a noob at posting images videos in my blog so it's a bit hard. So i will provide the website instead

www.dawnofwar2.com

I will be interested to see how pple in demoniod share the game. Since u need a steam account with a cd code to even play the game. ( i know yh will definitely tell me how he does it)

all in all, i highly recommend buying it. of course do make sure ur comp fits the recommended requirements. Reqs arent as high as say mass effect, but it still requires a decent comp to run it. (next game to buy: Dragon Age: Origins in Nov 2009. the spiritual successor to BG) *starts drooling)

btw, yh's blog abt the tackling issues if there were global disasters (zombie invasion, alien invasions etc) was pretty hilarious. i can just imagine pple chasing me for all the extra fats i store lol. (meal for the day: victor). whereas lucky bastards like ivan will get away because he's so skinny....i mean who will want to eat him? (unless they like pak ku teh)

in those worst case senarios, i'm pretty sure if ivan turned into a cannibal it shld be np for him. i mean he doesn;t like veg and if no veg + shortage of meat, nearest meat source = human flesh = ivan = cannibal. complex equation i know.

of course in such situations, it will be survival of the fittest so pple like hx shld have np surviving. then again i guess pple might band together, a bunch of not so strong pple gather to form a band.

of course in singapore, i'm pretyt sure most pple will bs each other. i mean it's prob due to the education system and extreme rat race society we live in. of course 1st ones to get bs are prob those perm army enciks.

just realised my laptop is ard 3 years old. gosh how time flies..

Today's post shall be abt...*drum roll* my little cute niece! it's every uncle's duty to gloat on how magnificently cute his niece is and i'm no exception. (pics of her from abt 3-4.5months old)

Thumb sucker...even when she's zzz.



Being held close wit the Uber good Shuk Shuk. (blanket covering my shirt because it's too disgraceful to show how many holes there are in it. HOLY SAINT VICTOR. nice ring huh?)



CNY: photo. With her cute little pink dress. (found out that day our dear little one has a very stubborn streak in her. )

Being comfy with the parents

Overlord and Niece combi = recipe for world domination.

Claire practising for future motherhood. She handled it(carrying of baby duty) pretty well

My fav Uncle Bok holding his grandniece.

Aunt Angie with the thumb sucking baby again.
HALT! WHO GOES THERE? *activates big eyes to stare*

Come any closer and i will punch u....

2nd Attempt: U've been warned i will huff and puff and blow u all away!


Drop kick + farts = ultimate combo! 99 hit combo.

btw guys, the bed u pple sleep on during stay overs? ya now it's her personal bed alrdy = covered with drool. which also just happens to be my own personal bed ever since some pple trashed my last one.

so if u guys next time stay over, tell me if the drool bed miraculously cures u of pinples, body aches tell me k?

she's really 1 big drool machine now. carry her...get drooled on. play with her...get touched by drool covered hands. IT"S EVERYWHERE!! THERE"S NO ESCAPE FROM THE....Drool.....lol. oh ya because of her....i've injured my left arm. cold shoulder i think. #(!_)#(!#_)~!$()!(...i mean aww..nvm it's for her. (1st it was my mom..then my dad..now me...) she's 1 injury causing person.

Been having a sore throat of the last 2 days. Nothing serious luckily. besides tiredness and the very vyer rare slight slight fever.

been so tired i had no energy to dota.

now for brighter news! oh ya! DAWN OF WAR 2 IS COMING OUT END OF THE MONTH! that means by early Feb...it will be out in SINGAPORE!!

That's 1 game i'm 10000000% going to buy the original copy. and my comp meets all the recommended requirements too. For those who want to look at the AWESOME graphics and gameplay go to dawnofwar2.com *starts drooling* dota what dota? me want DOW 2!!! to hell with emoness in dota, noobs! leavers! DOW2!!!

my bro also getting the original and we can multiplayer together. wohoo! gameplay seems more techinical and multitasking than dow1 but it looks kickass cool! ya!


ah something to look forward to the recession year.

oh well u pple know that my blog always had a delayed posting sort going on...so....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 2008 is over. (fine like 22 days ago) but oh well, u know the old saying, better late than never.

So let's welcome the year of the ox and recession with a big happy crying face k?

times like these...what we need are 2 jugs of alcoholic drinks (i prefer sakae) and a hot babe!
*those who have no gfs...add 2 more jugs of drinks)

Get drunk and be happy!

ah..think only ivan ed and myself knows abt this news , so time to spread it around.

Richard's getting hithced/married in DECEMBER 09! (at least i think so). So the ulitmate traitor in the BC wouldnt be John ming (unless he marrys earlier than Richie)!

I always knew Richard would be the 1st one to go! lol. Another reason to get roaring drunk!

* i notice yh blogs a whole way lot more than any person i know. He blogs like 1-2times a day...i mean that seems so unnatural (to the guy who blogs once every month..)

STOP BLOGGING SO MUCH!!! making me feel bad or more like giving hx more ammo to bug me lol

very fast update

Going to Mynmar this weekend for business *cries* there goes my weekend

coming back on Sunday 1130pm!!! by the time i sleep...=1am or so??

oh man..i'm going to be 1 freaking zombie on monday.

so no bb no dota till i get back...omg....

for some reason i'm feeling emo these few days.

btw some new site stealing pple from zion. heard it's called garena. prob zy or gz might have heard of it. lots of losers in zion these days. not much games.

nothing else to say.

sleep on the mattress on the floor now since my bed is completely trashed. i sit on it it collapses....THX A LOT GUYS!!! *no new bed till after CNY* haiz................

ivan's choc peanut wrapped sweet was pretty good.

bored at work. business these days is really really bad.

I wish Hx's CM would come back soon so HX would revert back to the non violent version of himself.

I mean wtf man....as soon as she's gone, he goes into violent mode. He pinches/ punches pple on New Year's eve. He and ZY wrecks my bed. OMFG!!! buay ta han.

Argh....next time i don't care..no one but me is sleeping on my bed.

Problem is...most of the BC pple are so weak lah! can't even stay up 1 full night.
pple who sleep the earliest 99% of the time

1) TEO HX!!! (having all that muscles must be tiring...)
2) CZY
3) Edward ( if he stays overnight) + William , Ivan
4) Victor
6) Yh (no one can beat this nortucnal creature)

HX....coming to stay overnight is like just for him to say HI! then zzzzz (off to dreamland)....haiz...
Buay Tahan........

*new add in*
this Sat = shopping with mom for a new bed frame since the old is which was a bit spoilt is now like totally cmi thanks to some pple....*glares at CZY THX *