Birthday Parties!

a break from the horrifying experience abt et3000

quote from yh: "wanna watch a horror show? can! ed! go play dota, that will be horrifying enough"

- YH on 5th Nov 2010

tell u, everyone had a good laugh.

any back to the topic. celebrated ZY's HX and My birthday together @ Jurong Pt.

Initially we planned to go orchard. Haiz..but some CHEENA boy went for TKD and kana one of his metatarsal bone. so we all have to accommodate him to JP where we ate some pretty good chinese food. ( see lah told him not to tkd, but does he listen? Nooooo....now become a bai kar bai chu.

i know he wants to become like wolverine, but having parts of u broken so as to have metal inserted into u isn't the right way lah brudder!

anyway so we had this pretty good Chinese food at cant remember the name of the place. was never good with Chinese names after all.

before that ed yh and i were early (on time), the rest were late as usual DUH! (again as usual) so they accompanied me to a toy shop to search for a birthday gift for my darling little niece whose 2nd birthday was soon.

so ed was saying buy her some manly toys like a toy gun , GI Joe figurine and we were like wtf...gender reversal, so next time we told ed his son would be playing with female items.

his reply: ok what...girls like guys to be more feminine.

Fast forward to half way through dinner.

Through a narrow contests, the winning of a contest on who would get hitched next : Pastor Teo by a narrow margin win of 3-2 against Darth Emo!

somehow we were talking abt the *mythbuster fact* if u drop a piece of food on the ground, and it's safe to eat if u grab it up within 3 secs. *BUSTED*


so pastor teo was saying it's ok what. what doesn't kill u will make u stronger. in fact next time if his kid/s drop food on the ground he will let them carry on eating those food. *CM, i think u best talk to ur BF abt err...his kids raising habits*

naturally we told the rest abt ed's....interesting kid raising theory. GZ's reaction: "WTF ED! so next time ur kid would be hugging a barbie toy and shoving it to other kids and saying wanna play with me? DUDE he would be ostracised!" *everyone just broke out laughing*

of course the way its written here isn't as funny, but the way GZ reacted was hilarious.

so next time expect the BC kids to be like this

HX: child leaping and eating anything that drops on the floor.
Emo God: child sitting in some corner spewing purple clouds
Et3000: 4 eye kid playing with barbie toys and asking : "why no one wanna play with me? my daddy says i'm very manly feminine new age boy whatt...."
Overlord: probably a bookworm child reading a book on a chair

Hx spotted a cockroach on the floor like 5m away from our seating and his complain awarded us with a free serving of dessert. EAGLE EYE TEO aka E.E.T.

and to further prove that the stomach always has space for dessert, they forced me to go to swensens to get the free ice cream. of course everyone ordered something else. so it wasnt that cheapo. lol

and beacuse i dun feel like typing anymore i'm not going to lol.

The Return of the Dreaded ET3000! part 1

blogging day since i'm on leave.

i know this is like super overdue but it HAS HAPPENED!!!

THE DREADED ET3000 HAS RETURNED TO DOTA. (as of sept 2010). hey i did mention this was an overdue updating session right?

the agony...the pain....my eyes!! the emoism...the pure undiluted amt of noobness.

of course we alrdy have seen the worse of et3000 :

The epic legendary case of him killing roshan with ursa and leaving the aegis + cheese behind for the enemies to take. *silently cries over the memory, sometimes the nightmare of that incident still causes purple emo clouds to appear over at Jurong East + several of the BC pple still wake up screaming after dreaming of that time.


Of course ed's not that bad now....he's worse....i mean that was the worst incident. but on a score of 100, his average skills has dropped from 0 to...-15 or so

DOTA CAMP FIRE HORROR STORIES:

sit aroundd laddies and hear this tale from the this battle scarred veteran who has faced horrors beyond imagining, eddism and emoism both


so u know sonny, ya i was the tormented soul u know? the little stag human hero with the aoe stun. so yaaa i was invisible and there was the legendary the one and only NOOBLORD! et3000 as my teammate earthshaker. so u know i pinged for et3000 to stun 2 enemies at the top lane. i mean how bad could it be right? ES's stun is aoe + can block and it was the section just after the river at top, narrow, confined no escape! i'm sure he could stun at least one + me stun and spam.. gurantee + chop 1 kill right?

*nods of ya from the younglings!*

behold! his stun...TOTALLY MISSED! *gasps of horror from the young nooblings and newbs + cries of " it cannot be!!!"

aye it is true!. not only did he missed, he blocked me. + he gave an escape path for the enemy to run away by the side forest path. i tell u..it was stunning! (pun intened), so stunning that it made even me forget to stun for 2secs. the world spun ard me that night...i was in shock!

*Dramatic sigh* it was a dark and evil day i tell u young ones. not only that he blinked in and ulti...1 HERO! +4 of us behind him numerous times. i lost many friends that day...the images of the noob lord in the flesh haunted them.drove them insane!! the only solution was to become devotees of the emo god.

let us bow our heads fr a moment of silence for their sacrifice. HAHAHHAHAHA

REMEMBER if u see et3000 on ur team. FLEE!! run unless u wnt to become his subject forevermore. even now this cloud of darkness is spreading his evil. Once confined to rooms 40 and beyond now he has spread to rooms 20-30s. nooblings now run rampant in these rooms. a jug with no boots, omnis with 4 mobs ard rushes into towers, a lion who doesnt know how to stun, a pitlord that doesnt learn his trap.

THE END IS NEAR!!

let us pray to the Emo God, et3000's sworn nemesis for deliverance!

ok it's not much of a choice, damn if u do and damn if u don't. emoism vs eddism...EMOISM ANYDaY ANYTIME!!

(an extract from the 2010 dota camp fire horror stories)

but i kid u not...those really were ed's actions.

Richard and Katherine's Visit to Singapore: 17th Sept 2010

Ta da! retirement break over. so let's 1st describe my outing with the one and only...*drum roll*
Mr Richard...(checks facebook for the exact spelling of his surname) Kidarsa!

haha anyway Rich dropped by Singapore for just a few hours on 17th Sept 2010 and i arranged to meet him at Ion since i was on leave that day.

LOL i thought i posted on facebook to inform pple of his coming haha but instead it was actually on richard's wall that we discussed the meetup.

Richard still looks the same. maybe more rugged a bit and FATTER!!! haha..and he came with his wife! wohoo! met Mrs Katherine kidarsa for the 1st time.

As a friend: I am so happy for Richard. Katherine is pretty , friendly from what i can tell and richard is happy with her! wohoo!

As the Emo Overlord of the Sinster BACHELOR'S CLUB: ARRGGGHHH! the WIFE!! *flees b4 this ultimate club traitor lol* + their ultimate weapon: the wedding rings!! *spontaneous combustion at the sight of 2 rings* like sprinkling holy water on a vampire. *burst into bats and flees*

lol but jokes asides, saw Richie and Katherine both wearing their wedding rings. looks good!

so we had a brief meetup for abt 2.5hrs or so before they had to go off to the airport again for richard to fly back to the US to finish his studies.

Managed to extract a promise from him that asked him to come back to SG soon and for a longer stay. fun day it was. (some pple didnt buy me a birthday gift that day lol! even though my birthday was just on the 18th) saaaadddd..... LOL

Presenting to youuuu. : Richard and Katherine



Richard and the Alpha Emo Overlord.