i'm back from not blogging.

a) Just barely recovered from my usual severe bout of tonsillitis (not sure how to spell it) aka severe throat infection.

Ya so basically i was sick since wednesday 25th april. bed ridden as usual for 4 days, filled with extremely strong medication. and being very groggy because of that. I only got out of bed on sat morning when i revisited the doc and he "upgraded" my Antibiotics (AB).

in fact the antibiotics they gave me is so strong i'm trembling as a side effect. 1 pill a day. It's so strong that on the box it's stated * poison* taken strictly under doctor's directions. Stronger than my usual Amoc (another form of AB) (not sure abt thr name again) which several doctors have alrdy said it's one of the strongest AB around. And that old medicine used to make me shake quite a bit in secondary school too. Couldn't hold my pencil for days after that when i 1st took it. next time i will show a pic of the new AB's box with all the warnings on it.

It's as the doctor's warning many yrs is coming through. Bit by bit my body is gaining a resistence to the AB given to me. It took abt 8yrs for me to change from this old one to the noew poison i'm taking. Then i will require either stronger dosages or a stronger antibiotics. Eventaully i might even die from my sickness if in the far far future where AB has no effect on my body. of course by then i hope not to suffer from tonsillitis again so it shld be ok.

Suffered from fever, cough (i coughed out a bit of blood 2 days ago) and flu too i think. Quite a trilple attack. also lungs clogged with phelgm. swollen windpipes, difficulty breathing now. As usual when my old "pal" infects me, my mom and bro notice i tend to hallucinate and become a little bit delirious because of the fever (not talking abt minor 38.5 degrees here but my usual 38.7 to 39.5degrees here. there went some good brain cells.

so now my medication consist of : SUPER STRONG AB, cough med, 1 type of pill to open airways, another type of remove phelgm. This was after my previous medication finished (AB, 2 types of pills similar to wat i'm taking now too)

Another proof of the strong medicine effect? besides shaking quite badly...i can't think that straight now, and breaking out in pesperiation even in an air con room. Dun thihnk i will blog anymore. Hands are not being steady enuff. and computer is making me feel dizzy. and i'm coughing my lungs out again.

I think most of my friends finished their exams alrdy right? good for them. Dun ask me out though. SIck boy here still has exams at mid may.

Ah..Ivan's adorable little bear. Btw Yau, the name was Foody! The White bear that was once black! How such an adorable stuffed toy can have such an unadorable master blaffes me. Haha...

I used to have a simliar little bear too when i was like primary 2 i think. Pure white with a little rainbow coloured bow tie which looked like jelly beans. I still remember calling it jellybean.
It was so cute and soft etc etc. I slept hugging it every night...until it gave me the bloody worst blocked noise i ever had in my whole stinking short existence of 7yrs then.

So according to the doc's advice, i was forced to place him in some dark little corner. and he was forgotten. Tried finding him like 2 yrs back but think one of the damm previous maids of mine stole him NO!!! JELLYBEAN!!!

Anyway it was the litle fur hair (common on all bears anyway) that caused me to have the damm blocked nose. Couldn't breathe much. Ya so that more or less answers the qn why I dun keep pets like cats or dogs.

Notice the post was more of a reply to yau's comments? i'm too lazy to comment on the comments page.

Btw i like the way yau put me as mao zedong. Lol..11 girls at once. Don;t think my heart can take it. It's one happy way to go but still... (He died with a smile on his face lol) But that's one way to ensure the family line doesn't die out. but i'm not that bad... 11 is way too much. hmm..make it 5. Let's not be too greedy. Hahaa...no no...must do things in moderation! So let's start with 2 then work all the way up to 5. If can handle 5 then upgrade more.

Self improvement since the government always talks abt improving myself to compete in a gobalised world. YA! (though i seriously doubt most parents would want their child to have this sort of "improvements".


It's kind of scary what my mind thinks abt when i let it run free.

Btw, my cousin claire can actaully bake cakes!! Cheese cakes too! (i will post the pics 1 of these days). WOW! Whoever becomes her BF is going to be one lucky freak. Henpecked but lucky. Of course i haven't tasted it yet. Not until i get some diahorrea medicine 1st lol. But still i'm proud of my cousin.

The End is NEAR!!! *waves banners ard* So forget abt exams. Slack, make ur peace, do watever u wanted to do.

so let's see....what did i wanted to blog abt...hmm.oh ya. Grace shifted out of her house, seems their family bought a new house somewhere in bukit panjang. Such a pity. they were good neighbours and the mom made pretty good chicken curry.

I wanted XL's msn address but that fiend ivan doesn't want to give me. Ok, i might have appeared evil (some would say I AM EVIL) when i was err.."accidentally" cursing him to be single again. Just imagine our club welcoming back the prodigy bachelor back into our fold.

We can have this BIG HUGE ENORMOUS banner which says: "WELCOME BACK!!!". We will all wear the little party hats, william can prob blow on a trumpet and the rest of us can beat on drums, dance ard and maybe even have fireworks to "celebrate" the occassion. We can even get ivan drunk and rob him blind. After all if being single is misery. We all want more company to share the misery. So why not include ivan back in? Misery loves COMPANY! The more the merrier! Doesn't my logic stun u all into agreement? Maybe i shld be a politician. haha..Expansion of the BC to include the whole country, then the WORLD! AND THE SUPREME OVERLORD REIGNS SUPREME!! *insane manical laughter*

Anyway so i wonder why ivan doesn't trust me enough to give me the msn add. *rolls eyes* some type of friend! (referring to ivan. of course some pple might think it refers to me, but I'm a good person, just that i'm usually lured to be mischevious. never evil.)


Dun ask me why i;m blogging abt this...it's just one of those weird ideas that keep popping into my head.

Steady Bo? steady!

Oh I just love today's newspaper article on the bastard with 10 wives and 64 children. He's a muslim and the way he interpreted the rule abt having maximum of 4 wives.

1+2+3+4 = 10

Ta da! isn't he a genius. Must have scored A1 for all his maths tests. Tell u some pple are really crack pots in this world. 4 wives is to support them and protect them which is not (as the bugger interprepted it to be) 4 wives satisfying ur fucking overpowering urge to have sex.

so 64 children with not enuff money to support them. Where does this burden ends up with? with singaporeans who are forced to spend our own money to support some irresponsible fucker. I mean my earlier post was abt the Woman with her 8th child. This guys is 8x8=64.


I'm really becoming quite pessimistic with the world we are living in. I alrdy knew we were in trouble like yrs back when global warming was highlighted but pfftt..not much being done. I mean our generation wouldn't have to worry much since we would be dust and bones long b4 the world collapses. But say our children? or the next generation?

Reminds me of a Simpson episode where they show Maggie holidaying in the antartica, but the world's changed so much that it's now a beach resort.

For pple made in God's image, we humans are surprisingly exceedingly stupid. It's like parents with 200 IQs giving birth to a child of IQ 50. By the time we do anything abt the world, we would alrdy have destroyed it. It's all abt ME ME ME MY MINE!! in this world. Power, glory, myself. Mankind never thinks abt others.

Since we've come, or to be more specific, since the 19th century, we have killed prob abt half the world's animal population. polluted the world etc etc. This once again reminds me of an email i received some yrs back. It was abt a teacher asking the class on what was the most dangerous species in the world was. Usual answer of lion, tigers etc etc. One smart dude even said the Viruses bacteria which kills off millions. Teacher said that was the 2nd most dangerous.

MOST DANGEROUS: MAN.

We will most likely destroy the earth but the qn remaining is : Would our technology be advanced enough to colonise other planets and thus escape extinction for but a while longer? For course the next qn would be how long more will a new planet survive under us?

Yes yes..i'm feeling cynical and bitter. Sigh.. I wanted to watch 300. but had no time. bloody hell.
everyone else watched it alrdy except me. oh well maybe i will wait like 4 yrs time b4 the fucked up TCS broadcast it with them censoring a lot of it.

U guys know now that younger pple can only learn to drive at 21yrs of age? wtf?
We can kill at age of 18 when we join the army but we can't drive till we are 21. So in other words, driving is more dangerous than the army. (could be true seeing the fucked up state the army is in actaully).

YES I AM VERY CYNICAL TODAY! ok..back to work.

I swear English language is one of the most fucked up boring subjects to study. OMFG! WHy are all the damm essays 1.5k -2k words??? Worst thing is that it's so cb-ish techinical and to link the essay to the qn...bua ta han...

and oh ya! my last 3 assignments, 2 of them are due on the same day! hallejulah!.

Anyway happy belated easter to u buggers. fine i'm 2 days late so sue me. Went to church on sunday with mom and bro. Not that bad, except I was sitting below the air-conditioner (remember hor! air-con is not the right word. must improve engrish). And wow...the guest speaker talked for 1hr straight non-stop. Didn't help that my stomach was rumbling by 1145am.

Positive note: met up with my cousins and there was a buffet lunch! (it was also their 4th aniversary btw).

Negative note: kind of irrtating my cousin's companions a pair of like 10 yr girls. U know they were telling one of those little kiddy stories (this one went with her saying one guy was duper smart and scoed 300/300 for PSLE etc etc) and I had to shoot off my smart mouth and poke a bit of fun at her. (her story also lasted for 10mins straight which i also commented on the duration)

The look she shot at me....Brrr...talk abt the look of death. CHilled my blood instantly. Since when did little girls learn to stare like that? (for those who watch naruto, it's like itachi's sharingan eyes). LOL.

So maybe the BC would have 2 pastors now. Pastors Cheong and Teo. Then again i'm the SOL (supreme overlord) so i guess i can't hold dual offices too.

*curse u my fellow memebers, sprinkle UNholy water, maybe eternal bachelorhood follow u.* lol. (IF I CAN"T GET OUT! NO ONE GETS OUT OF THE CLUB TOO!)

Several Facts abt kids

a) They are smalll little meatballs marked fragile

b) They have no sense of personal safety:

eg: i) Climbing up the bedroom window till they are 2m above the ground and smiling all the way. ii) Jumping up and down on the bed 30cm away from the edge of the bed and constantly falling down and saved in the nick of time by the uncles and aunties looking after them

For your info: It takes 6 uncles and aunties to look after them for just 4 hours.

c) They can be violent......very violent:

eg: Slaughtering me 2v1 on the bed. abt 25kg kid bouncing up and down my tummy every 5secs for a full min and a 15kg kid punching my legs/face/everywhere. I admitted defeat in 20secs.

d) They have unlimited energy for 3-4hrs at a stretch b4 falling into a power save mode. This energy is used to terrorise their elders as mentioned in section (b) and to run around non stop for 3hrs straight. OR to blow a balloon (unsuccessful) for 45 mins straight without pausing for any breaks.

Tha'ts abt all i can say abt my nephew + niece. I do notice my niece can be pretty tomboy-ish and she kicks like a horse. How can someone so young kick so hard? Only almost 5yrs old and she's like 1.3m tall? (Me thinks she takes after her dad who's like 1.93m).

I just love the part when my cousin told me she protected her little bro from a bully who snatched his stuff in school like 1 yr back. Not only did she take it back, she also slapped the little bugger. ALL RIGHT!!! That's the way to go! So proud of her... (Ever since claire, i notice the neo females (ok there's only claire and micheala now) are quite violent.)

Therefore we have little bro hero worshipping young but not so little sister. aww...isn't it cute? THe ultimate punishment : Victor, help look after BOTH of them for the next 5 hrs ok? *long scream of despair)

ah ok so my 1st blog for more than a week.

a) my p plate finally came down
b) I'm urber stressed over my assignments

c) 1 article in the newspapers just reminds me of the stupidity of mankind as usual. It's also poverty in the phillipines. Poor kids have not enuff money to eat, parents also very poor etc etc. MAIN FOCUS: the lady. not enuff money to send kids to sch BUT is expecting her *drum roll* 8TH child. Holy fucking shit...haven't they heard of protection? Most of them are catholics which forbid abortion but dude!!! i know u guys are scared of the future where the old outnumber the young and being a strain on society. BUT this doesn't mean u have to be a sow! I mean hell..even my grandma didn't have 8 kids.. OK...she had but that was a different era. besides my grandma could afford to give them food and education. The hubby might like to fuck...but still gods!!! WTF(not what the fuck but here it's WHERE the fuck) is their brains? U give birth to kids so they can come out starving in the world, possibly get converted to militants in the future, blaming the government for their lack of living standards etc etc.. or to put it simply = MORE TROUBLED KIDS/TEENS.

to put it bluntly, all guys like to have sex lah. BUT I'm sure most of us are responsible enuff/ smart enuff to know when to stop if we know we can't afford kids right? (most fortunate gh and ed have that good sense, if not imagine the carnage they would be creating now)

Sigh...so these kids make trouble for their governments and wat does the government do? They get scared, decide to focus the pple's attention on foreigner or some other issue, = NEIGHBOUR BASHING TIME!! BLAME/ ACCURSE *certain country S_ _ _ _ PORE of some shit thing in the past/present/future. WHIP UP THE NATIONALISTS FEVER ONCE MORE!!

So thank you irresponsible faggots! let's flood the world with disgruntled starving pple and welcome to the 21st century where chaos rules because of the wide ranging disease of stupidity. And just imagine such youngsters being the future leaders of the country. Such news makes me swoon with "joy" and "delight".