Been feeling emoey...

ah well 2 nights ago Darth Emo caused a major emohorrage in Emo God.

MUHAHAH!!

we had edward and a hx who afked when fighting 4 enemies on our team!! and gz will and i still managed to win!!! + the fact will afked for sometime...it's a FREAKING MIRACLE!!!

can see the eddifying effect on HX. afks..chiong into 4 heroes (hx like behaviour true) but afks while attacking? that's definitely a eddifying effect..

seems like the eddifying effect when combined with the hongxin effect is creating a very dangerous virus mutation...sccarrryyy

Well it's ALLL because Ivan got TOO BOLD!! MUHAHAHA. he went to get a DR. then he lost it.

Then ZY emoed

then to cut it short we won. (ALL THANKS TO MY PRONESS!!!)

Ed was begging for me to pass him the DR. i mean does he even know DR cant be passed?

and ed....well...he's the guy who can kill a roshan...and leave the AEGIS and THE CHEESE on the floor for the enemies to pick up after 35secs or so.

Ed's like the embodiment of noobness. like i said before, the noob supremo.

he can literally write the book: Dummies for noobs. How to be noobier than the noob besides you. (citation: will aka kyok85, 2010 Feb 21st msn conversation btw will and cheongvictor)

Regardless of his items...he somehow still cant own pple. i mean a bone with a butterfly shld be owning pple. but....sighs...haizs...it's ed.


and do u think this is the person who i want to pass a DR to? (say if i could even pass the DR)

everytime someone lanes with ed

this phrase will come out: "Can you don;t daydream or not??" (citation: irori09, kyok85.cheongvictor in various games)

what monster did i create??

a) inital et3000 skill: 50
b) after 2-3 months of training scolding etc: 55
c) goes off to overseas for 2 weeks- 6months duration
d) skill lvl after trip : 45
e) repeat step (a)

that's how horrifying ed is. ok lah he's not that bad..i mean i'm sure there are some 10 year olds he can beat in dota...some...not all mind u but at least some...those above 10 years old...no need to say lah. let's not say bad things abt our friends behind their backs. no no no. lol

HAPPY CNY PPLE!!!

hope all of u had a wonderful successful hongbao harvesting season

eat and be fat!!

u know i wanted to blog abt ed with his ursa hero in dota. but kinda lost interest for now.

think i will blog another time

CYA!! (yes this is one of those fake postings just to make it seem like im blogging when i'm not. cunning huh?) *smirks*

I would like to thank HX for organising the seoul garden buffet on Wed! Even though like 10am that day he was still asking me who was coming et. Kinda scary considering that HE was the organiser....

to those who flew kite/ aeroplane: SHAME ON U!!!! (ivan... at least gh couldnt go because he was working OT. william also!!! he prefer getting kicked by hot sweaty girls lol than having a buffet with friends. saddddd :(((((((((

to those that never reply to the email: ALSO SHAME ON U!!!

to those that didnt even treat me: SHAME ON U!!

anything else i can shame abt...hmm... oh well nvm.

Seoul garden's food kind went down. THEY DUN SERVE FISH ANYMORE!! just some fish cakes that look like fish and they no longer have the cheap sushi they had years ago. bloody cheapskates.

looking at Pastor Teo eat...was kinda disturbing as usual. This time he ate cold food..then alternate btw hot and cold in equal amts. i mean don't normal pple eating like that suffer diahorrea or stomachache at least??

Yh put forth an interesting idea...maybe hx's stomach inside there's a warp hole leading to another dimension. (it was very funny the way yh said it)

He arent human i tell u!!!

There's this tune that's been in my head for the last few days. catchy beat but kinda irritating that its on my mind for so long.

oh well LONG LIVE GOOD MUSIC!!!

HAPPY CNY PPLE!! Nian nian you yu. Every year have fish

I find that i've a conscience that prevents me from hogging bus seats when i see old pple, pple carrying heavy loads etc pple who need it more than me. Everytime i see such pple near me, i get up to let them have my seat

Of course there are times when i really don't feel like giving my seat up but then the guilty conscience starts to build up. This inner struggle takes abt 5mins....b4 i give my seat up.

of course most pple say thx..in fact almost all have smiled at me. lol.

except 1 case. This old ah pek was in front of me at the tapping of ur bus card section. so i signalled to let him go pass me (considerate overlord here). Instead of saying thanks what did he do? he scolded me and told me to stop wasting his time. bloooodyyy hell.

somemore that day was my birhtday, not that the old frag knew it but still...


usually i don't give my seats to younger pple. unless for good reasons lol.

Imagerinary scenario:

Victor sitting down, sees his friend edward carrying heavy things, perspiring and looking tired boarding the bus. time freezes.....

angelic victor conscience : gosh look at ed...he seems so tired, give ur seat up victor (body starts to stand up)

demonic conscience: nooo....victor ur tired too...just pretend to sleep. he wouldnt notice u. (body sits)

Good: he's ur friend!! u;ve known him for years. Don't u dota with him every week? (body starts to stand again)

Evil: ya right he's noob! he kses u!! (entering sleep mode)

Good: *losing ground* he doesnt mean to ks u! i mean sure he's a total noob but still.. listen to me!!! (body still in process of entering sleep mode)

Evil: DUDE!! BRUDDER!! He kses u and calls u KEI GAO!!!

Victor enters into sleep mode. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A quote from the NEW paper i read last week

A Man Must be Lusty, if not he's not a man!

SO WHAAT ARE U GUYS WAITING FOR??? GOGOGOGOGO!!!

*of course that quote came from a womaniser who's been abandoned by his wife and kids BUT doesnt regret his actions. but that's a minor pt lol! LET"S BE LUSTY DUDES!!!

Still not as bad as John Terry huh? Had an affair with his teammate's GF? Got her pregnant? and made her abort? that's like strike 1 2 and 3....ur OUT! bastard also has a wife and twins too!

Same as Tiger Woods. Come on man. u've a wife, kids...control ur damm bloody lust dudes!

Tell u...sports celebrities, a bit of money and they go nuts esp soccer players. Ah well of course some pple would say they dun get much entertainment off. Need to destress...pfft...pls.

Shld be like Rodger Federer. U dont see him in any scandalous stories right?

u know most of the posts of 2010 has been abt dota and IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO MY LIFE???

i say thee....probably not...NAY!

so let's offically welcome the NEW YEAR 2010!!! (i realised i didnt post anything abt it at all). I know it's 2 months overdue but hell....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! and a MERRRY XMAS TOO!!! better late than never right? (not applicable if u like miss ur own wedding or something equally important)

so to lighten this WONDERFUL new year (or to chase away the rise of emoism) let us see a message hx sent to me on the night almost everyone spent at my place (besides Darth Emo who ignored all our smses and phone calls)

HX: I'm coming! Pls prepare a towel and the bed 4 me. Welcome fruits and drinks, Wld be greatly appreciated. (irrelevant other stuff carries on)

FYI he REALLY DID TAKE THE WHOLE BED for the night. Left 4 other pple sleeping on the mattress below and on the floor INCLUDING the host.


Another incident which i went to NTU career fair with ivan and will

wanted to meet up with ivan. Darth Emo's reply: "sure!! see if i can wake up in time to meet up with u"

do notice i was planning to go there ard 12pm. and also i realised how "close" my friendship with ivan was....SLEEP > Victor. sad-ed. so many years of friendship and still like this...

On another side note

today a freaking taxi banged into the car behind me which in turn caused the car behind me to bang into me on the way to sch today

lucky my car didnt seem to suffer much for now. Will take it to the IDAC to get it checked.

taxi was completely trashed though. front bonnet completely caved in half. Car behind me seemed pretty solid, back part was partially caved in.

so delayed me for like 15mins which made it impossible to find a parking space near where my lessons were being held.

pfft. took me 10mins to walk there = made me miss 15mins of my lessons.

my luck for the last 2 weeks isnt that good.

oh well looking at the bright side (be positive). AT least i'm unharmed. still cna play dota...ogle at girls... poke fun at darth emo aka the TKser sounds good right? TeamKillerKser). so combine the 2 and u have TKSer.

i'm emotionally traumatised but i'm sure if all of u pool ur cash together like get me a free buffet on wed *hint hint* or 1kg of famous amos cookies...ur this good emo overlord will make a rapid recovery. For those who didnt see the hints... *HINT HINT* there highlighted those parts alrdy. PLS BE GENEROUSITY. hahahahahhaa. powderful engrish rox!!