Well wanted to blog abt this months ago but u know me....always delaying till later to matters regarding my blog

Today's topic will be about *drum rolls!!!* DOTA. During every match, the dota gods watch over us. With the proper procedures, these godlings will be able to grant us their might powers!! Of course sometimes these powers can backfire but oh heck, that's the fun of it right?

a) Emo God: the Supreme god of the dota pantheon: Enuff said huh? His legendary deeds and powers conferred upon those who seek his blessings have been described enuff. Summary: with his blessings his team can either be inspired towards new heights or plunged into the depths of despair!!

b) GoG (God of Garungness): Rarely invoked save when using str heroes esp Axe hero. This blessing conveys supernatural bravery to the person. Best not to invoke when using non str heroes, if not it conveys supernatural sucidal recklessness.

c) The Hum Ji Godling (polite term will be called the God of Tactical retreats) ! aka Darth Emo: This blessing conveys the mind's eye!! Able to see the results of impending battles, the hero err...usually chickens out... i mean calls a tactical withdrawal before battle is joined. Truly a fellow of the saying: Fled to fight another day. (usually to the screams of his dying teammates)

d) God of Disaster aka The Edward effect: Lowest ranked and sought after deity/blessing. Rarely seen but happens when a newb player anyhow invokes a plea for help, the G.O.D is the most fearsome of curses to be casted on the player. This unlooked for effect can also be a result of appealing to both the Emo God and the GoG at the same time. (aka player snoopy). To be both garung and emo at the same time....a fearsome entity indeed. *for own teammates, opposing team will see this godling as a blessing*

e) Ego God aka Emo overlord: Always making his presence felt. The Godling whom usualyl says can win one! I'm the pro u know? with me around cannot lose one. Rarely a negative score in K/D ratio, he's a true PRO!!! *might have double digits deaths at time but those are due to lousy teammates and such reports abt such loses are usually false*

Fear these godlings!!!

ta da! i'm back!

can't believe william fractured his hand into 4 parts from just a mere fall..so much for TKD blackbelt huh?

he should have like somersaulted 3 times before landing on 1 finger and escaping unharmed...haiz....what a fake lol! he probably dyed his tkd belt black!!! SHOW US YOUR CERT TO PROVE UR A RRREAAALL black belt!!!

(and that is what reading too much History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Manga does to your brain)

oh well at least he has this 5 cm scar on his arm to impress, fake, lie to girls...

Without dota for like 3 weeks...i feel lighter...happier...less emo..wah....brand new feeling man...a non emo month!

btw there's a new 6.64 map.

Self Discovery: I realised that i'm a very very cynical person. i can't really believe in stuff like innate human kindness etc etc, if someone slaps on on the cheek, turn the other way blah blah blah

For me most pple are irredeemable idiots (excluding friends and most family members) and for every good person out there there's probably 1000 idiots out to ruin that one man's work

Maybe that's why i don't go to church. Guess i'm a tad bit too cynical for it.

oh well i will post another one soon i think lol. YA! got a new person tagging on the board = CM!

my "legion"of fans grows ever bigger!!! world domination up next!