Pride is considered the greatest of sin.
Thank goodness i've learn to dismiss my own huh? But can others do so?
People would believe what they want to believe. Regardless of that we still carry on with our own lives.
Happy mugging for exams folks. Next post will be as the usual 1 month or so frequency. Or unless hx tags on my board to chase me as usual lol. But since this is exam period...i might actually get a chance to relax.
By the way anyone wants to the whole series of the The Sandman by Neil Gaiman? I've have the whole compilation on my comp. And thx to yh for providing me the invitation code to demonoid own u a meal!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
What a ptiy she deleted her post.
I find it an even greater pity that NKW never did manage to respond logically any of my posts at all. Haiz the disappointment i feel.
To find someone that i can debate politely with is so hard. What i found in him? baseless insults and accusations. Haha...maybe i shld debate with my lecturer or tutor. But that one i know i will sure get trashed. and they wouldn't give me any chance to attack nor would i want to since i respect them greatly.
Truth to tell i was also getting bored. It's no use arguing with such a dummy. I say A expecting an answer and he goes to pose qn B instead.
I guess it was my fault u know? I did go in there wanting to fan the flames of conflict. I guess it was the thrill of seeing my efforts being successful and having such an idiot pick up the bait that made it such an entertaining experience. Fine i purposely baited him ok? Sorry lor.
Personally i was hoping i could drag the comments till they hit no 50. Alas. I would say something Sharnice was smart to delete that post. Obviously when her friend was making such a fool of himself. Hehe...if i was her, i would have left him to carry on making a fool of himself. Guess i'm kind of heartless and evil that way.
hahaa...how lucky i was able to say 95% of the replies on MS word. When i feel bored i can always read it again to brighten my day. I shld name the file: The 3 days Victor was greatly entertained by a fool.
Think Logically and clearly and the day shall surely be won. (esp true against hotheads or emo-ers). Without stating a single accusation on him, i managed to bait him into making a fool of himself. Nice of him to dig his own grave/ give me ammo to "correct" him.
My thanks to all the "Fans" from Cheena Boy and his NTU-ers collegues in his company. *tosses flowers and money to all the supporters* Encore performance will surely come if u can find me another bushfire to add oil and ignite another war of words. It's times like these i really enjoy.
Too bad couldn't find out who the anonymous person was. Would have loved meeting her. From the conversational materials in the comments, my analysis would be she or maybe he? could be ard our age group. More matured pple wouldnt call other bimbo or hurl insults here and there (hence NKW isnt matured), they would have kept their cool. It would have been fun to debate with her i guess. What a pity what a pity.
U know what's more pitiful abt NKW? If he really did offer a reasonable argument pointing out and rebutting my points fairly, i would prob have congratulated him and apologised to him. I do respect pple but not those who hurl insults like a sailor without thinking properly.
I find it an even greater pity that NKW never did manage to respond logically any of my posts at all. Haiz the disappointment i feel.
To find someone that i can debate politely with is so hard. What i found in him? baseless insults and accusations. Haha...maybe i shld debate with my lecturer or tutor. But that one i know i will sure get trashed. and they wouldn't give me any chance to attack nor would i want to since i respect them greatly.
Truth to tell i was also getting bored. It's no use arguing with such a dummy. I say A expecting an answer and he goes to pose qn B instead.
I guess it was my fault u know? I did go in there wanting to fan the flames of conflict. I guess it was the thrill of seeing my efforts being successful and having such an idiot pick up the bait that made it such an entertaining experience. Fine i purposely baited him ok? Sorry lor.
Personally i was hoping i could drag the comments till they hit no 50. Alas. I would say something Sharnice was smart to delete that post. Obviously when her friend was making such a fool of himself. Hehe...if i was her, i would have left him to carry on making a fool of himself. Guess i'm kind of heartless and evil that way.
hahaa...how lucky i was able to say 95% of the replies on MS word. When i feel bored i can always read it again to brighten my day. I shld name the file: The 3 days Victor was greatly entertained by a fool.
Think Logically and clearly and the day shall surely be won. (esp true against hotheads or emo-ers). Without stating a single accusation on him, i managed to bait him into making a fool of himself. Nice of him to dig his own grave/ give me ammo to "correct" him.
My thanks to all the "Fans" from Cheena Boy and his NTU-ers collegues in his company. *tosses flowers and money to all the supporters* Encore performance will surely come if u can find me another bushfire to add oil and ignite another war of words. It's times like these i really enjoy.
Too bad couldn't find out who the anonymous person was. Would have loved meeting her. From the conversational materials in the comments, my analysis would be she or maybe he? could be ard our age group. More matured pple wouldnt call other bimbo or hurl insults here and there (hence NKW isnt matured), they would have kept their cool. It would have been fun to debate with her i guess. What a pity what a pity.
U know what's more pitiful abt NKW? If he really did offer a reasonable argument pointing out and rebutting my points fairly, i would prob have congratulated him and apologised to him. I do respect pple but not those who hurl insults like a sailor without thinking properly.
So the end game begins. What a great pity indeed and just when i was having so much fun and laughter. There's nothing better than pushing pple's button and watching them dance to the tune that is being played. Manipulative? evil? maybe. BUt then again it's fun so that's all that matters (chaotic alignment here again)
Seems that oh cheena boy's roomie knows who i am. lol. but her linking me and cheena boy to the anonymous person is kinda hilarious.
After all i wouldn't purposely start fires or conflicts,ok maybe i will. But i definitely wouldn't resort to crude vulgarities or unpleasant name callings. Really degrades one's character after all. Maybe that's what starts off conflicts in the world, pple not being able to keep a calm cool logical head when arguing.
And since i'm pretty sure EVENTUALLY they will find this blog address, here's a tiny bit of advice, never let your emotions get the better of u especially in a debate or else u will sprout rubbish like NKW.
and for the record, we don;t know who anonymous is.
Wasn't it so much fun folks? certainly breaks the dull routine of work/study.
Seems that oh cheena boy's roomie knows who i am. lol. but her linking me and cheena boy to the anonymous person is kinda hilarious.
After all i wouldn't purposely start fires or conflicts,ok maybe i will. But i definitely wouldn't resort to crude vulgarities or unpleasant name callings. Really degrades one's character after all. Maybe that's what starts off conflicts in the world, pple not being able to keep a calm cool logical head when arguing.
And since i'm pretty sure EVENTUALLY they will find this blog address, here's a tiny bit of advice, never let your emotions get the better of u especially in a debate or else u will sprout rubbish like NKW.
and for the record, we don;t know who anonymous is.
Wasn't it so much fun folks? certainly breaks the dull routine of work/study.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
My entertainment for the week has been a very entertaining blog. Oh so much catfights there, logical arguments between the 2 debaters. Thrilling!
http://www.shanghai---nights.blogspot.com/
I do believe it's the Oct 25th post. It's easy to spot. LONG LONG LONG post with words in bold. To cut the story short, This blogger (hence forth referred to person A) was commented on the lifestlye on Cheena pple when someone (person B) commented on her comments. (that sentence might give some pple a headache).
so A & B were having an absolute fabulous row/ war of words. Great entertainment i tell you. Then a certain NKW or was it NWK? watever his nick name was butted in sprouting wildly inappropriate words which threatened to degrade the great argumentative fun i was having into an old boring insulting hurling festival.
Oh no! i couldn't allow that. So i rather diplomatically told him such name callings etc were unnecessary and let the 2 debaters carry on with their slug fest. I mean i wanted their hot battle to carry on. I wasn't going to let someone spoil the fun i was having!!! I mean come on!! there were even other pple voicing their opinions (prob her friends and 1 or 2 strangers), how rare is that to see such heated passion in a blog? (if u want to see passion ask me to blog abt famous amos cookies and transformers at the same time *starts drooling*)
and this foolish little mortal actually rudely dragged me into argument by wild accusations. What made me laugh was his numerous mistakes, (stating he knows literary devices to a Double Degree to be Major in English Language and Literatuer is like asking zy to die 5 times in dota without getting emo aka sucidal).
So with the goading provided by Cheena Boy aka Mr Nipple man aka William, i proceeded to oh so diplomatically rebutt most of his points. (could haev done more but i thought my post was long enough).
IT'S SOOOO MUUCH FUN!!!! I mean i haven't had this much fun in the blog world or laughed so much since that time THX asked me to blog abt his "good points" to show CM, which i did of course.
Victor: Alignment = Chaotic Neutral
Chaotic neutral charaters believe that there is no order to anything, including their own actions. With this as a guiding principle, they tend to follow whatever whim strikes them at the moment. Good and evil are irrelevant when making a decision. Chaotic neutral characters are extremely difficult to deal with. Such characters have been known to cheerfully and for no apparant purpose gamble everything they have on the roll of a single die. They are almost totally unreliable. In fact, the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon! This alignment is perhaps the most difficult to play.
Lunatics and madmen tend toward chaotic neutral behavior. ( i'm not a lunatic or madman though lol)
It's been 2 days alrdy....when's that bugger going to reply to my post? Oh i so love to puncture the big fat ego such pple have. (yes i know i;ve a big ego, but mine's legitimate!!!) Don't you just love adding oil to the fires pple create? I want the chaos and havok to carry on. I mean i had a dull time since aug 08, i've no real entertainment ard, no gf to talk to, so might as well cause a bit of mayhem to spice up my life. It might not be nice but oh well...i need my "fix"
btw ivan commented too aka Mr Stallone ( if only he was that hiong in dota....haiz...)
http://www.shanghai---nights.blogspot.com/
I do believe it's the Oct 25th post. It's easy to spot. LONG LONG LONG post with words in bold. To cut the story short, This blogger (hence forth referred to person A) was commented on the lifestlye on Cheena pple when someone (person B) commented on her comments. (that sentence might give some pple a headache).
so A & B were having an absolute fabulous row/ war of words. Great entertainment i tell you. Then a certain NKW or was it NWK? watever his nick name was butted in sprouting wildly inappropriate words which threatened to degrade the great argumentative fun i was having into an old boring insulting hurling festival.
Oh no! i couldn't allow that. So i rather diplomatically told him such name callings etc were unnecessary and let the 2 debaters carry on with their slug fest. I mean i wanted their hot battle to carry on. I wasn't going to let someone spoil the fun i was having!!! I mean come on!! there were even other pple voicing their opinions (prob her friends and 1 or 2 strangers), how rare is that to see such heated passion in a blog? (if u want to see passion ask me to blog abt famous amos cookies and transformers at the same time *starts drooling*)
and this foolish little mortal actually rudely dragged me into argument by wild accusations. What made me laugh was his numerous mistakes, (stating he knows literary devices to a Double Degree to be Major in English Language and Literatuer is like asking zy to die 5 times in dota without getting emo aka sucidal).
So with the goading provided by Cheena Boy aka Mr Nipple man aka William, i proceeded to oh so diplomatically rebutt most of his points. (could haev done more but i thought my post was long enough).
IT'S SOOOO MUUCH FUN!!!! I mean i haven't had this much fun in the blog world or laughed so much since that time THX asked me to blog abt his "good points" to show CM, which i did of course.
Victor: Alignment = Chaotic Neutral
Chaotic neutral charaters believe that there is no order to anything, including their own actions. With this as a guiding principle, they tend to follow whatever whim strikes them at the moment. Good and evil are irrelevant when making a decision. Chaotic neutral characters are extremely difficult to deal with. Such characters have been known to cheerfully and for no apparant purpose gamble everything they have on the roll of a single die. They are almost totally unreliable. In fact, the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon! This alignment is perhaps the most difficult to play.
Lunatics and madmen tend toward chaotic neutral behavior. ( i'm not a lunatic or madman though lol)
It's been 2 days alrdy....when's that bugger going to reply to my post? Oh i so love to puncture the big fat ego such pple have. (yes i know i;ve a big ego, but mine's legitimate!!!) Don't you just love adding oil to the fires pple create? I want the chaos and havok to carry on. I mean i had a dull time since aug 08, i've no real entertainment ard, no gf to talk to, so might as well cause a bit of mayhem to spice up my life. It might not be nice but oh well...i need my "fix"
btw ivan commented too aka Mr Stallone ( if only he was that hiong in dota....haiz...)
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Top few phoos were taken just this week.
Let sleeping babies sleep. if not she will try to "punch" u as shown in the photo.
Position we placed her in b4 having lunch. Take close notice of the pink swaddle. (we placed it on her like a blanket)
10 mins later ---> 'blanket" underneath her bum as though we placed it beneath her. HOW DID SHE DO IT?????
happy contented baby lying in grandma's arms after being given a tummy rub massage by the Ah Shuk. See the nice big cute contented smile? of course it's also after shes been fed.
And she lets out a PRIMAL ROAR!! RAWWRR!!!. fine it's a yawn (but seriously she doesn't roar, she cries and very very loudly!!!. I swear when she cried, my ears had a ringing echo sound in them.)
Following photos were within 1 week after she was born. Our 1 eyed jack baby! Peeping out to the world through her favored left eye!
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nicely swaddled and finally willingly to let us see her with 2 eyes open.
Let sleeping babies sleep. if not she will try to "punch" u as shown in the photo.
Position we placed her in b4 having lunch. Take close notice of the pink swaddle. (we placed it on her like a blanket)
10 mins later ---> 'blanket" underneath her bum as though we placed it beneath her. HOW DID SHE DO IT????? 
happy contented baby lying in grandma's arms after being given a tummy rub massage by the Ah Shuk. See the nice big cute contented smile? of course it's also after shes been fed.
And she lets out a PRIMAL ROAR!! RAWWRR!!!. fine it's a yawn (but seriously she doesn't roar, she cries and very very loudly!!!. I swear when she cried, my ears had a ringing echo sound in them.)
Following photos were within 1 week after she was born. Our 1 eyed jack baby! Peeping out to the world through her favored left eye!
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nicely swaddled and finally willingly to let us see her with 2 eyes open.
She's such a cute baby. This Ah Shuk here, alrdy knows how to change her diaper and feed her hor! READY FOR ACTION!
NEXT POST: Abt Shanghai and the fierce Mr Stallone. Stallone damm scary sia. So anti/counter to his usual self...... hahahahahahah
Despite william's lavish praise on my reply on certain comments in another person's blog i shall not write abt it today. maybe tomorrow or so. today's topic will be LITTLE KATHERINE! my new born or not so new born niece. soon to be 1 month's old. SHE IS JUST SO CUTE!!!
*yes i go ga ga over babies* think it's because they have this innocence in them. The way they stare at you with no guilt in their eyes. Not like some pple who look at me and think..victor....ks....free meals.....free car ride etc etc. u get the drift right?
New born baby with happy parents. Fast & Easy birth it was ( thats' why everyone said)
*yes i go ga ga over babies* think it's because they have this innocence in them. The way they stare at you with no guilt in their eyes. Not like some pple who look at me and think..victor....ks....free meals.....free car ride etc etc. u get the drift right?
New born baby with happy parents. Fast & Easy birth it was ( thats' why everyone said)
Bundle of pink warmth in the Ah Shuk (or Shuk Shuk)'s hands. (shuk shuk means in cantonese Father's younger brother for your information). It felt damm nice holding her. like a nice hot thermoset on the belly on a cold day lol.
The Grandma with the newborn (think this was after a few days or a week, can't really remember).
Everyone's delirious with carrying the little bundle. She doesn't smell like french fries though. I swear my nephew when he was also ard this age smelled of french fries. hahahahaha. This one...she smells good. (not the sort of smell that arouses hunger though lol). Guess it's true girls do tend to smell better than guys. *HX, IVAN, pls conduct experiments and inform me of the results k?*
i will upload more photos in another post since now my add photo button somehow mysteriously refuse to work. blah
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
u guys are probably going to say like WTF after this post but oh well. Since hx clamours me to blog so i shall.
Discuss the distinctive forms and functions of the Enlgish used in academic education. Why do some learners face difficulties in adapting to such forms? (min 1500 words, but since it's a blog min 100 words k? )
(end of post). pls hand in ur discussion on this topic. powder up ur engrish friends! i will blog more soon lah. 7 yrs of blogging kinda leaves one lazy u know?
Cheers!
Victor the Supreme Overlord
Discuss the distinctive forms and functions of the Enlgish used in academic education. Why do some learners face difficulties in adapting to such forms? (min 1500 words, but since it's a blog min 100 words k? )
(end of post). pls hand in ur discussion on this topic. powder up ur engrish friends! i will blog more soon lah. 7 yrs of blogging kinda leaves one lazy u know?
Cheers!
Victor the Supreme Overlord
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Dota Post
This is a damm f-king funny (DF) post. Thanks for william for bringing it to my attention. i removed some of the ones that dun apply to us and aren't that funny.
http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?showtopic=117807&st=0 for the full article.
The Wannabe Hero
Whether it be taking all the leavers items, farming up until late game and getting Beyond Godlike all of a sudden, or posting hundreds of replays on Dota-Allstars.com as hans2; this guy will go out of his way to get the phatest of lewt, highest amount of XP etc. He will probably not help you in a gank unless he's 100% sure he'll get a kill and make himself look good. Wait til late game and let him carry the team.These guys could be a blessing come the 50th minute mark. Or if not then they're as useful to the team as 3 Lothar's Edge's on a Stealth Assassin. Hey, what can I say? You play to win, you play to look good infront of everyone.
Strategy: Deny and harass until he gets pissed off and ragequits. If he stays then applaud the other players on his team and he'll also get pissed off.
Preferred Heroes: Clinkz, Clinkz, Clinkz, Naix
Comments: occassionally can be applied to MR Emo when emoness lvl is 18.
The Rambo
Step 1:
Ever seen guys who will rush into a fray of 5 enemy heroes and die ( yes we do by the nick of THX)
Step 2: then start spamming words to the effect of "ZOMG NOOBS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!!!! (Rambo has left the game). (k THX doesn't leave he just repeats step 1)
These guys have a seriously difficult time figuring out when a gank is coming, what minimap pings mean, why 5v1 is not odds to be proud of etc. My advice to these guys: "Stay the hell away from casinos." Often they're colorblind (I kid you not I got a friend on Bnet who is colorblind and gets confused when he sees the minimap) or they're still between being a noob and being an average player.Strategy: Let him feed!Preferred Heroes: Centaur, Bristleback
Comments: *drum roll* PAstor Teo springs to your mind instantly doesn't he? of course he doesn't quit...and doesn't swear at us (he casues emoness lvl to rise to lvl 16 though if on same teamwith mr emo) And of course our mr rambo is moore rambo-er than that. heck he doesnt use tankers to die. heroes like Phantom.lancer, viper, AM etc weak hp heroes do tend to pop up in his selection. HAHAHAHAHA
The Newbie
A newb and a noob are too different things. A newb is a new player who will contribute to the team and follow orders and generally ask question which will make him a better player. A noob is someone who has played for over a year and still get owned by everyone and spams in chat and ragequits after dying. Newbies should be treated with care and caressed... Maybe not caressed but you should all help these people out and give them pointers.
Strategy: Tell him that to win the game all you have to do is reach the enemy fountain. (I ain't joking, it's actually worked for me once. Yes, I am slightly sadistic.)
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper
Comments: Just 1 word for this article....EDWARD
The Silent Veteran
These are the ones to watch out for. During pre-game chat they'll say very little. After getting a triple kill they'll say nothing. Even after getting Beyond Godlike they still won't gloat or show off the fact. Why don't they speak much? Because they're so good that they're used to owning and also they're too jaded to speak to random people off the internet.
Strategy: Either run or gank.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: Occassionally i'm this. or rather i used to be it. William too if he wants it. BUt now since i'm plaaying less dota...
The Leader
Usually a player will start pinging ganks and typing "b" or "push" into team chat. These people are the leaders and generally have a good strategic look on things.
Leaders are vital to victory during a game.Either that or they're power tripping. You be the judge.
Strategy: If you find out who's calling the shots on the enemy team, gank him while a lone hero on your team does a blind push and then retreats. He'll be too busy typing and signalling for everyone to gank that he'll be vulnerable for about 5 seconds. And if you actually believe this piece of advice then I recommend also getting Agannim's Sceptre on Naix.
Preferred Heroes: Techies
Comments: Czy, william and i. (only applys to zy if he doesnt suffer an emo hemorrhage. Pple like us have to really flood the screen with "b" or "push" when the "rambos hx" and "newbies ed" are in the game. It's more like ED!!! HX!!! BACKK!!! B!B!B! *player hx,ed just got killed by enemy player, Double kill!!!* *moanful and resigned sigh by teammates*
The Quitter
These people are defeatist in nature. Your team may lose all its outer towers and one inner tower and these guys will be the first to say: "GG." They'll also be the first to quit after an entire lane full of rax has been owned. These people have lost the fight before it's even started so the best thing to do is to run back to fountain once they've just been owned and ragequitted.
That way you can call first dibs on their nice items
Strategy: Gank him a few times and it'll be 4v5.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: 1 word again: MR EMO! (enuff said)
The Never-Say-Die
Gotta love these guys. The exact opposite of the Quitter, these people will stay til the very bitter end and will often be seen defending the lone Throne all by himself against 5 enemy heroes. Give these people a compliment since they're a dying species. Heck give em a war medal since they probably fought in the trenches of World War 2 in a previous life
Strategy: Poor lad. Go easy on him unless he's owning your entire team using the leavers items.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: I'm usually this. i swear! but as william says, once i'm 0-5...i do get emo. sure i whine and such..BUT I never quit. hell...just last week i had a 1-9 potm game. GODS!!!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!!!
(now u know why when i see zy quitting i become super irritated)
The 12-Year Old
"ROFL PWNED LMAO!" Yep, these kids have just hit puberty and have raging hormones. They should probably be venting this rage on Counter-Strike but here they are on Dota. During pre-game chat they'll be saying all the stupid goofy stuff. The good thing about kids is they're easy to own due to their slower brains and bad judgement.
Strategy: Do what I do in real life. Ignore little kids. There are more productive ways to spend your time.
Comments: I love irritating such fookers.
Case 1:
Once i irritated him so much he challenged me to call him on his hp and provided me with his no. After the usual i belong to so and so gang blah blah blah. Counter challenge: I called his bluff, gave him my no, and my name (no bluff since i'm they are all bluster only) and told him to call me if he had the balls.
End story? He didn't. left irc after i riddculed his immaturity and pitiful bluffs.
Case 2: Ivan asked me to help him last time i remember. we were in the same game. neatly sliced diced and riddiculed our fellow teammate who was so so obnoxious. Think ivan forgot abt it. (to give u a hint ivan, it was the guy who with his friend who asked me something abt why use a different word when the same word works or some shit like that. My reply was: " why do u think there's a thesaurus?" *hmm...dare to challenge a person doing a double major in English.. 不之量力. * I love doing that to their kind. Puncuture the wind out of their pompous ass.
The Coward
See trouble. Run to fountain.These guys are as useful to your team as a chair is to a whale.Need I say more?
Strategy: Gank them from behind. This confuses them as the fountain is also in the direction of danger for them.
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper, Clinkz
Comments: *re-enactment from past game*
Victor: " all right ivan, if u and me it will be us 2 against them 3 but i knwo we can win let's go!" Victor rushes out, gets decimated skinned and gutted alive. Looks back to see ivan half way back to the fountain with full hp.... -_- *screams a very loud sound of frustation*
*end of re-enactment*
The Know-nothing Know-it-all
"STFU NOOB. I know what I'm doing. Dagon on Juggernaught is the way to go." ( u have to love this comment guys)
Ok so they managed to own a noob using their lame build and from then on they stuck to it. No matter what you do, they'll still stick to their original decision and get their Agannim's Sceptre for Phantom Assassin or Eul's for Naix.
Strategy: Tell them that getting the Dagon for Juggernaught was a nice idea and also tell them they should get a Mystic Staff so they can spam Dagon.
Comments: Almost busted my sides laughing out this one.
The Unaware
So you just got ganked by 2 enemy heroes while your ally is beside you creeping. They still don't know what happened. These players will frustrate you to no end. Their slow reflexes mixed with their lack of sight makes them a major liability.
Strategy: Blinks and stuns. They won't know what's going on. (*shudders* can anyone remember the time when ed 1st fought against a Phantom Lancer? i really really really wanted to cry during that game.)
Comment: God alone knows how true this is when u play with/against ed. any slower in his reflexes it will seem that FV did his ulti. But i'm sure ed will get better....i think...hope...in abt the time it takes for Warcraft IV to come out.
The Dual Bracer IdiotStart game.
Buy two bracers. Repeat for every single game.Also known as the Quad Circlet Hobo or the Mass Branch Bandit.Be careful or else they will jump out at you with +8 DAMAGE!
Strategy: Beware early to mid game!
Comments: Sometimes i see ivan buying this i can sigh. But this is good for very low hp NON STUNNERS /WW heroes. for ivan...he gets this regardless of what heroe he gets lol.
The Power Tripper
Also known as the Pub Stomper. These guys are extremely pro that they're currently playing in leagues, inhouse leagues, etc. They know how to use every hero and every item in Dota and all the basics like last hitting and animation canceling and juking etc. and can do all that without any effort at all.But when it's a full moon watchout! Out of nowhere they'll join a pub game or a noobs only game and use all their power and abilities to completely pwn everyone while juggling eggs at the same time.Why? Because complete and utter domination makes them feel good. Bastards!
Strategy: Pray to god they have 4 feeders on their team.
Comments: Does the name Jon rings any bells? Complete utter omfg-nish ownage to whichever team had him. 1v3 heroes and he still can kick ass and come out with a decent amt of hp. Too bad he stopped playing. Heck...he made us look edward-ish. He probably stopped because we were too noob for him lol.
Hope u guys enjoyed the post. hehe i know i did.
http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?showtopic=117807&st=0 for the full article.
The Wannabe Hero
Whether it be taking all the leavers items, farming up until late game and getting Beyond Godlike all of a sudden, or posting hundreds of replays on Dota-Allstars.com as hans2; this guy will go out of his way to get the phatest of lewt, highest amount of XP etc. He will probably not help you in a gank unless he's 100% sure he'll get a kill and make himself look good. Wait til late game and let him carry the team.These guys could be a blessing come the 50th minute mark. Or if not then they're as useful to the team as 3 Lothar's Edge's on a Stealth Assassin. Hey, what can I say? You play to win, you play to look good infront of everyone.
Strategy: Deny and harass until he gets pissed off and ragequits. If he stays then applaud the other players on his team and he'll also get pissed off.
Preferred Heroes: Clinkz, Clinkz, Clinkz, Naix
Comments: occassionally can be applied to MR Emo when emoness lvl is 18.
The Rambo
Step 1:
Ever seen guys who will rush into a fray of 5 enemy heroes and die ( yes we do by the nick of THX)
Step 2: then start spamming words to the effect of "ZOMG NOOBS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!!!! (Rambo has left the game). (k THX doesn't leave he just repeats step 1)
These guys have a seriously difficult time figuring out when a gank is coming, what minimap pings mean, why 5v1 is not odds to be proud of etc. My advice to these guys: "Stay the hell away from casinos." Often they're colorblind (I kid you not I got a friend on Bnet who is colorblind and gets confused when he sees the minimap) or they're still between being a noob and being an average player.Strategy: Let him feed!Preferred Heroes: Centaur, Bristleback
Comments: *drum roll* PAstor Teo springs to your mind instantly doesn't he? of course he doesn't quit...and doesn't swear at us (he casues emoness lvl to rise to lvl 16 though if on same teamwith mr emo) And of course our mr rambo is moore rambo-er than that. heck he doesnt use tankers to die. heroes like Phantom.lancer, viper, AM etc weak hp heroes do tend to pop up in his selection. HAHAHAHAHA
The Newbie
A newb and a noob are too different things. A newb is a new player who will contribute to the team and follow orders and generally ask question which will make him a better player. A noob is someone who has played for over a year and still get owned by everyone and spams in chat and ragequits after dying. Newbies should be treated with care and caressed... Maybe not caressed but you should all help these people out and give them pointers.
Strategy: Tell him that to win the game all you have to do is reach the enemy fountain. (I ain't joking, it's actually worked for me once. Yes, I am slightly sadistic.)
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper
Comments: Just 1 word for this article....EDWARD
The Silent Veteran
These are the ones to watch out for. During pre-game chat they'll say very little. After getting a triple kill they'll say nothing. Even after getting Beyond Godlike they still won't gloat or show off the fact. Why don't they speak much? Because they're so good that they're used to owning and also they're too jaded to speak to random people off the internet.
Strategy: Either run or gank.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: Occassionally i'm this. or rather i used to be it. William too if he wants it. BUt now since i'm plaaying less dota...
The Leader
Usually a player will start pinging ganks and typing "b" or "push" into team chat. These people are the leaders and generally have a good strategic look on things.
Leaders are vital to victory during a game.Either that or they're power tripping. You be the judge.
Strategy: If you find out who's calling the shots on the enemy team, gank him while a lone hero on your team does a blind push and then retreats. He'll be too busy typing and signalling for everyone to gank that he'll be vulnerable for about 5 seconds. And if you actually believe this piece of advice then I recommend also getting Agannim's Sceptre on Naix.
Preferred Heroes: Techies
Comments: Czy, william and i. (only applys to zy if he doesnt suffer an emo hemorrhage. Pple like us have to really flood the screen with "b" or "push" when the "rambos hx" and "newbies ed" are in the game. It's more like ED!!! HX!!! BACKK!!! B!B!B! *player hx,ed just got killed by enemy player, Double kill!!!* *moanful and resigned sigh by teammates*
The Quitter
These people are defeatist in nature. Your team may lose all its outer towers and one inner tower and these guys will be the first to say: "GG." They'll also be the first to quit after an entire lane full of rax has been owned. These people have lost the fight before it's even started so the best thing to do is to run back to fountain once they've just been owned and ragequitted.
That way you can call first dibs on their nice items
Strategy: Gank him a few times and it'll be 4v5.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: 1 word again: MR EMO! (enuff said)
The Never-Say-Die
Gotta love these guys. The exact opposite of the Quitter, these people will stay til the very bitter end and will often be seen defending the lone Throne all by himself against 5 enemy heroes. Give these people a compliment since they're a dying species. Heck give em a war medal since they probably fought in the trenches of World War 2 in a previous life
Strategy: Poor lad. Go easy on him unless he's owning your entire team using the leavers items.
Preferred Heroes: Any
Comments: I'm usually this. i swear! but as william says, once i'm 0-5...i do get emo. sure i whine and such..BUT I never quit. hell...just last week i had a 1-9 potm game. GODS!!!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!!!
(now u know why when i see zy quitting i become super irritated)
The 12-Year Old
"ROFL PWNED LMAO!" Yep, these kids have just hit puberty and have raging hormones. They should probably be venting this rage on Counter-Strike but here they are on Dota. During pre-game chat they'll be saying all the stupid goofy stuff. The good thing about kids is they're easy to own due to their slower brains and bad judgement.
Strategy: Do what I do in real life. Ignore little kids. There are more productive ways to spend your time.
Comments: I love irritating such fookers.
Case 1:
Once i irritated him so much he challenged me to call him on his hp and provided me with his no. After the usual i belong to so and so gang blah blah blah. Counter challenge: I called his bluff, gave him my no, and my name (no bluff since i'm they are all bluster only) and told him to call me if he had the balls.
End story? He didn't. left irc after i riddculed his immaturity and pitiful bluffs.
Case 2: Ivan asked me to help him last time i remember. we were in the same game. neatly sliced diced and riddiculed our fellow teammate who was so so obnoxious. Think ivan forgot abt it. (to give u a hint ivan, it was the guy who with his friend who asked me something abt why use a different word when the same word works or some shit like that. My reply was: " why do u think there's a thesaurus?" *hmm...dare to challenge a person doing a double major in English.. 不之量力. * I love doing that to their kind. Puncuture the wind out of their pompous ass.
The Coward
See trouble. Run to fountain.These guys are as useful to your team as a chair is to a whale.Need I say more?
Strategy: Gank them from behind. This confuses them as the fountain is also in the direction of danger for them.
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper, Clinkz
Comments: *re-enactment from past game*
Victor: " all right ivan, if u and me it will be us 2 against them 3 but i knwo we can win let's go!" Victor rushes out, gets decimated skinned and gutted alive. Looks back to see ivan half way back to the fountain with full hp.... -_- *screams a very loud sound of frustation*
*end of re-enactment*
The Know-nothing Know-it-all
"STFU NOOB. I know what I'm doing. Dagon on Juggernaught is the way to go." ( u have to love this comment guys)
Ok so they managed to own a noob using their lame build and from then on they stuck to it. No matter what you do, they'll still stick to their original decision and get their Agannim's Sceptre for Phantom Assassin or Eul's for Naix.
Strategy: Tell them that getting the Dagon for Juggernaught was a nice idea and also tell them they should get a Mystic Staff so they can spam Dagon.
Comments: Almost busted my sides laughing out this one.
The Unaware
So you just got ganked by 2 enemy heroes while your ally is beside you creeping. They still don't know what happened. These players will frustrate you to no end. Their slow reflexes mixed with their lack of sight makes them a major liability.
Strategy: Blinks and stuns. They won't know what's going on. (*shudders* can anyone remember the time when ed 1st fought against a Phantom Lancer? i really really really wanted to cry during that game.)
Comment: God alone knows how true this is when u play with/against ed. any slower in his reflexes it will seem that FV did his ulti. But i'm sure ed will get better....i think...hope...in abt the time it takes for Warcraft IV to come out.
The Dual Bracer IdiotStart game.
Buy two bracers. Repeat for every single game.Also known as the Quad Circlet Hobo or the Mass Branch Bandit.Be careful or else they will jump out at you with +8 DAMAGE!
Strategy: Beware early to mid game!
Comments: Sometimes i see ivan buying this i can sigh. But this is good for very low hp NON STUNNERS /WW heroes. for ivan...he gets this regardless of what heroe he gets lol.
The Power Tripper
Also known as the Pub Stomper. These guys are extremely pro that they're currently playing in leagues, inhouse leagues, etc. They know how to use every hero and every item in Dota and all the basics like last hitting and animation canceling and juking etc. and can do all that without any effort at all.But when it's a full moon watchout! Out of nowhere they'll join a pub game or a noobs only game and use all their power and abilities to completely pwn everyone while juggling eggs at the same time.Why? Because complete and utter domination makes them feel good. Bastards!
Strategy: Pray to god they have 4 feeders on their team.
Comments: Does the name Jon rings any bells? Complete utter omfg-nish ownage to whichever team had him. 1v3 heroes and he still can kick ass and come out with a decent amt of hp. Too bad he stopped playing. Heck...he made us look edward-ish. He probably stopped because we were too noob for him lol.
Hope u guys enjoyed the post. hehe i know i did.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Yup i'm back from Myanmar since 29th Sep 2008 9pm SG time.
Think i iwll load the photos in facebook. easier to show u there than on this blog. It amazes me that in a country so devoted to Buddhism, almost everyone in a position of power or control is a crook. The government...need i say more?
Business men...most are crooks and liars. I mean i'm sure there are some honest Burmese ard but so far....havent seen 1 yet.
Good learning experience seeing how business is done there. But ya ya..there's not much for guys to buy there. unless ur GF loves to buy jewels or decorative stuff then ok fine u have something to buy. Did u know that almost everything there can either be paid by the local currency (kyats or something like that?) or by USD?
I tell u if GH went there he would be rich! so would ivan. Local currency short form is KS! Kyats or something like that (KS).
Bascially 1000 KS = S$0.85. My Aunt is a damm good at bargining prices down. she can almost cut the price down to 50% of the original price. POWER!!!
Anyway the roads there are damm bumpy. Never have a very full meal b4 u travel on the roads. the capital area isn't that bad (still bad but ok lah acceptable...barely). But the outlaying areas where the training centres are....bo wei gong. I would like u guys to admire the skill it took to take a lot of the photos i will upload later on facebook when the van was moving and shaking with such frequency.
Anyway since the rest are chioing me for dota now i will hve to blog again later
Oh ya. I'm a uncle again! My bro's little daughter is SOOOOOO cute. more on that next time. (u guys know my blogging frequency so it can mean anything from 1 week to 1month) don;t hold your breath folks!
Think i iwll load the photos in facebook. easier to show u there than on this blog. It amazes me that in a country so devoted to Buddhism, almost everyone in a position of power or control is a crook. The government...need i say more?
Business men...most are crooks and liars. I mean i'm sure there are some honest Burmese ard but so far....havent seen 1 yet.
Good learning experience seeing how business is done there. But ya ya..there's not much for guys to buy there. unless ur GF loves to buy jewels or decorative stuff then ok fine u have something to buy. Did u know that almost everything there can either be paid by the local currency (kyats or something like that?) or by USD?
I tell u if GH went there he would be rich! so would ivan. Local currency short form is KS! Kyats or something like that (KS).
Bascially 1000 KS = S$0.85. My Aunt is a damm good at bargining prices down. she can almost cut the price down to 50% of the original price. POWER!!!
Anyway the roads there are damm bumpy. Never have a very full meal b4 u travel on the roads. the capital area isn't that bad (still bad but ok lah acceptable...barely). But the outlaying areas where the training centres are....bo wei gong. I would like u guys to admire the skill it took to take a lot of the photos i will upload later on facebook when the van was moving and shaking with such frequency.
Anyway since the rest are chioing me for dota now i will hve to blog again later
Oh ya. I'm a uncle again! My bro's little daughter is SOOOOOO cute. more on that next time. (u guys know my blogging frequency so it can mean anything from 1 week to 1month) don;t hold your breath folks!
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