A lot of pple i know are going overseas. Makes me feel sad for various reasons

a) They are close to me
b) when's the fucking last time i went on a holiday? (besides Malaysia) Ans= 2 yrs back when we went to HK. when's the last time i went for a family holiday? answer = 6 yrs ago when iwas sec 4 when i went to NZ with my aunt my mom and my cousin Andy

So within 1 week
Ms Madeline Huang went to USA for 6 months
Andy -- Thailand for 1 week
Uncle Bob, Aunt angie claire and andy off to hk ( after andy comes back from thailand) for 1 week
Yiyu to taiwan for 1 week in jan
Boyan to Japan for 1 whole week (funny how everytime we want to meet, either 1 of us are not free. Best friends who haven't met up for 2 yrs + lol)

I'm SAD!!!!

went to see Warlords with Andy & his GF and Simon yesterday. Kind of a gory show. took cab to meet them there..and there began my little adventure

a) Cab driver didn't understand me. I said orchard ROAD! then he kept on saying huh? huh? (shld have listened to my gut feeling and gotten off) but oh the dummy i am..i stayed on

b) After abt 3mins of explaining and repeating orcahrd road (mind u i even say orchard road in CHINESE!!! correctly mind u) he *or so i thought* finally got it.

c) We were travelling correctly to orchard road....until he turned at the Botanical Gardens. *faintz* I told him Uncle ORCHARD ROAD!! WU JIE LU!!! gave me very very blank stare. In the end i said u know takashimaya? go there!!!

Uncle: " oh takashimaya..i know. I thought u wanted to go Nasi Road."

i was thinking like wtf...How in the world does Orchard Road becomes Nasi Road? Hell...the only thing similar in the 2 words is they both have the letter "A".

SO THANK YOU TAKASHIMAYA! If not i would have been in nasi road instead of enjoying the movies with my cousins.

He did cut off 30 cents off the fare.
For dinner we went to the super nice restaurent Shashlik at far east shopping centre ( near borders). Steak there was DELICIOUS! Total cost for 4 pple = $133.

Fucking hell..order 2 bowls of soup to split into 2 portions for 4 pple... they charged us $2 for that!! what type of cut throat price is that??? KNN!!!

After our very full dinner filled with very entertaining conversation, walked back to sommerset MRT stat. I must say.orchard road's xmas decorations this yr is very nice. IVAN GO TAKE XL THERE! VERY ROMANTIC. If it doesn't rain that is. even if it rains, as it did yesterday, it's still quite a beautiful sight. So much for my idea of taking meiting there this yr. haha.

a bit weird. my cousin and his gf holding hands then simon and i walking in front or behind of them so as not to intrude on them. I must admit i felt envious seeing them of course. Then again Andy's or i shld say his gf is lucky to have him.

after that went home. with me feeling happy but with the usual tinge of sadness after seeing so many couples in orchard road. Haiz...

Chocolates = drugs to kiddies?
This happened after my bro's wedding rehearsal. Tina & Family + my family went to sunset way to have Rocky's Pizza. Nice place to dine. anyway after that the kiddies had chocolate ice cream!! oh wait..luke had it..micky had strawberry.

so anywat after having his ice cream, luke was like so duped. He was jumping, running holding on to everyone like a drunken toddler. Then he said the magic words! : " Mommy, I love u"
so touching...but for 1 fact..he was saying it to my mom!!! and Tina (his mom) was like 2 metres away! After my mom pointed out that Tina was like 2 metres away, he ran to her and said those words.

But effect a bit spoilt alrdty. quite comical.

next incident: my bro's wedding: HE ATE 12 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE!!! Tina Nigel and Everyone else were thinking: " Oh boy...this is going to be 1 long long night". And it was. Super hyperactive sugar choco charged 3yr old ran and ran and ran and laugh for 4 hrs straight. from 8pm to midnight! He was HIGH!!! Even when everyoen was like dozing off he was still saying more more!!! *shivers*. I had a bit of hope when he said he wanted to rest, a bit tired. He sat down for 5 secs...then ran in zip zacs all around the hotel.

yesterday i was scolding him for trying to jump on a table. So i asked him: "Don't jump on the table!! Are u a little monkey?"
he gave me the cheeky smile and replied: yes! little monkey!" *faintz*

Anyway all of us cousins (uncles & aunties we all are) agree..Luke has the cute cheeky look which all of us love! So here's a picture of the Lim's Little Monkey Luke Lim!

amazingly enuff..it's been almost half a month since my last blog and HX didn't pester me to blog more!!! *miracles do happen i guess*

So let's' get down to what's been happening ya?

a) Brother's wedding FINALLY OVER!!!!

lots of work, didn't help that i was sick 1 week b4 the wedding with high fever and sore throat. Of course i recovered just in time...but ended up with a cough and phelgm (pretty bad too)

anyway b4 the wedding, my cousin Andy slept over because
a) he was the wedding driver (nice BMW leh!)
b) BMW had to have the wedding flowers tied onto it so he stayed over to ensure the flowers didn't get too damaged. (he lives at tenah merah) so a sleepover meant the flowers had to take from our house to the church wouldn't be too damaged.
c) I snored very LOUDLY because of my blocked nose/throat passage ways. my bro complaint to me.

BIG DAY! (BTW the photos are posted on my facebook account)

Everything almost went smoothly. luke the ring bearer didn;t run amok and actually delivered the rings correctly!! micheala the flower girl was simply adorable! of course i was that everytime i see the kiddies. But they were dressed in a tux (lukey!) and pretty little dress(micky)

Anyway after the lunch (it was GOOD!!!) andy and i were pretty zonked out by the time it was over (2pm). After time all of us headed home (reached home 2.20pm) rested for 20mins then headed straight to reagent.

at least we cousins had a spare room. (claire simon and yiyu would join us later on in the roomm after dinner). Andy and i were impressed with the security function in the hotel. Elevators to guest rooms require u to insert the key into the lift. very impressive. then again reagent is a 5 star hotel.

so basically andy and i rested in the room. and watched nba (celtics vs raptors = no competition at all).

our room was pretty big. 1 queen size bed, 1 two seater sofa and 1 spare bed, tv etc etc. comfortable beds i must say. but no internet connection :( unless ur insane enuff to pay $12/hr.

Night time:
andy yiyu claire simon and i = receptionist table = telling guests table nos and collecting their hongbaos!! $$ kaching! by that time we were like dead tired. (claire yiyu went shopping/ktv-ing) differnt sort of tiredness from andy and i, but still tired.

saw some of the old teachers (mr tan say pin, colin coy, mrs (mimi wong, fang, Bin, Loke, and a few others) saw also mr lau and mr lim tian seng but didn't get to say hi to them.

mr tan said i lost weight..(slight ego boost) but then again who wouldn't after being sick for the last 1 week and eating just porridge and marcoloni 3 times a day?

kk i'm getting tired of blogging now. so let's cut to the end

dinner was good. went to bed. Ms Claire Neo...is really such a pig sometimes...haha. she slept for 10.5 hrs!!! yiyu slept for 4hrs (since she went to St.James again! and only came back at like 5.45am...)

They complaint that i snored very loudly! Sorry lah! blocked nose and partly sore throat means trouble breathing = snoring! it's a medical fact!

It's Fun sleeping over with cousins! despite ms claire's laziness *ahem*
kk blog again next time.

ok so i'm sick wiht 5 days more to go for my bro's wedding. sa,e old sicknesses sore thoat and fe4vers of 39dc.

yes i know spelling here is terrible but it's hard to concentrarote when my head is bursting. instead of shiving with cold, my fever brings on headache.

4 days to recover b4 ihae to go to camp for mob briefing. 5days b4 bro's wedding. am i repeating myself?

btw zy said the bbqq at my house changed to xmas party at his house. at least s[are mr the planning when i'm sick.

taking medicine gurgling salt water adn reduce swelling on my throat. haiz. God sure choose a bad time to strike me down with illness. at least he gave me 5-6 daysto recover b4 my bro's big day.

It kind of gets dull playing dota all the time but at the same time it does gets interesting at times when u see some young and/or immatured kid scolding others for being noob or dumb with the same usual insults of (scold mother father die, f*ck, noobshit etc etc).

Why can't pple be more refined? usually my comments when such arugments pop out is

Me: " OMG! another row/argument btw uncultured crude immatured kids with limited vocabulary! Grab the popcorn folks!" -->summarised version of what i write since i usually say this in 3-4 sentences

of course sometimes naturally i guess..they will say i KB or being kaypo! in which i ignore them i continue my "sophisticated" (compared to them) criticism of them.

The most comical ones i love seeing are those pple who post

" want to fight is it? come lah! meet u at bedok flat (no etc etc) or some other place. then even give phone number. LMAO. (this is when i comment: "oh boy! another generation of think with ur fists kids. They can't think with their brains because they have none! fighting is the only thing they know how to do well!"

again u can imagine the venom in some of their replies. haha. usually pple who aren't involved have to ask me to stop. my basic reply is :"oh well just seeing how immatured they are gives me great fun. i just want to see how low their boiling pt are. which is currently very low i must say"

usually after that i will keep quiet because dun want to waste time typing when i am owning them. btw usually such low fused idiots quit after i kill them 2-3 times. Bo backbone leh!

of course 1 idiot (own teammate) called me a noob. I told this incident to ivan & will on msn. and he also called me dumb. somehow he was like saying he's not dumb and ask me what's some sort of disease. (naturally i didn't know since it's so obvious it's in a specialised field or area of knowledge)

so i countered with a pretty general qn back :" so then tell me 3 great works of literature" after no reply? dun know...gosh ur pretty dumb too my ally"

Don't mess with a uni student kiddo. even though i'm a lit student, i'm sure everyone can tell me 3 great authors/works of literautre right? (Shakespeare, Virginia Woolf, Sylvia plath, DH lawrence, ted huges etc etc. Or hamlet, mcbeth, king leer etc etc

i mean i don't study them but even i know them by reputation.

maybe i should have given him chance and questioned him more on modern current issues like the Pedra Branca or the potential consequences of the Myanmar he wouldn't feel so stupid. then again he might not have even known the answer.

And for those wondering. yes i can debate, discuss philosophy, current issues and literature as well. so for those who make me irritated, YES! i can make u feel real dumb real quick! but i wouldn't do that to my friends! only to those idiots who dare to cross me in dota.

And yes..i'm still planning the BBQ. problem is it's prob have to do at the back of my house. because in front no lighting. Garden at least have 2 lights. but then a bit of a squeeze there. Haizx...trust hx to give me such a complicated planning event again. DUmb hx. blah

not even 24hrs after my exams and that bugbear hx is alrdy PESTERING me to blog more. Haiz...ah xin ah..instead of reading my blog hor, can go study or not? tsk tsk tsk..amt of time spent checking my blog and posting on chatbox= 30secs/day x 30days = 900secs = 15mins!!! u could spent that exta 15mins per month err...buying food at Burnz

anyway last night i liked my index no: AZS103010. too bad i don't buy toto or 4d.

since hx pester me, this post would be mainly critising hx. here's a VERY irritating sms he sent me yesterday (shldn't he be studying?)

I saw an ad on ST classified abt loooking for pple to shape up and lose weight b4 Christmas. Haha..Call Kim at 96289638 if u're interested...hahaa.

wah liao...are u saying i'm fat. so hurt. This type of friend huh....bo wei gong. I"M NOT FAT! i'm only 5cm shorter than william and he weights 10kg more than me. will, go call that number! haha. whose fault is it? ALL HX'S fault.

anyway ok enuff hx bashing. even though his skin quite thick so he wouldnt feel the effects.

The time i went to watch Chitty chitty bang bang with my cousin and her family, there's was this oh so snooty and stuck up lady with her kids. Initially Luke pulled her hair since her seat was in front of him. then after that she kept on glaring at us. after intermission (that's the half time break for shows in case u dun know), tina and aunt wendy's maids behind her were talking normally mind u. and the break hadn't ended yet and she just glared at them with that oh superior than thou look prob because they are maids etc etc. Bad move bitch! Aunt Wendy saw that and gave a piece of her mind,:" wat u looking at? keep on staring at us blah blah". Gave it to her good and proper.

Can't stand such fucking stuck up people. Didn't their parents teach them to be humble? Someone shld make her suffer as the Blacks suffered during those racist times in the early 1900s. That will wipe the conceited smug off her face. Her squarish dull looking kidsd also kept looking back at us. (ok it could be micheala crying because of the "scary" child snatcher), but something abt their faces pissed me off. Think the 2 kids saw me glaring back at them. Good thing i'm pretty cultured and civilised...was so TEMPTED to smack their face. (so much of being cultured...). ok fine..it doesn't matter to me that those twerps were only 9-12yrs old and i was like x2 their age.

oh ya just had a good game of DOTA! noobshit host and friends ( PA,storm spirit, lr, potm and sniper) who all picked (they didn't even random just waited till our own heroes were chosen b4 they picked theirs) were trashed by my team (omniknight, medusa (ME), cw, visage and naga)39-8! b4 he cked us. what a fucking loser. ALL PICK!! after our own team RANDOMED. and they were still owned like noobs! (and that is after 1 of our teammates repicked fv, said fv too boring) YA! That game kind of cleared my headache. OWNING!!! i'm pretty good at medusa i notice. ok even though i ked 2x. needed to get my eos.

i didn't really knew that we were owning that bad till i saw the score after we raxed their mid. am i good? ya baby!

But let's not type dota so loudly here..letting ivan and william go berserk after reading this post! (ARGH DOTA!!!!) *waves tiny flags of support for overlord victor *

This Blog is now 3years and half a month old! with (including this post) 286 post! recording an average of 95 posts a yr. = abt 7 posts a month!

WHEE! that's make it 5yrs of blogging since my old blog closed down. think it was like insaneloner@diaryland.com or was it diaryx.com? ah watever. but the site closed down alrdy.

So even though there have been inconsistent blogging with gaps varying between 1-6months, IT"S STILL ALIVE!!!

Thx to the various pple
a) Yh for continous comments which are very "englightening"
b) HX - for pushing up no of posts by consisntently bugging me after 2 months of inactivity.
c) and all the other crappy readers whom most are too lazy to get their own blogs and are forced to rely on blogs like mines to survive. PARASITES! (HX u also fall into this category)

I "appreciate" ur constant support despite the lack of chinese words, music and all the other hippy things youngsters have in their blog these days. Me oldie...not tech savy.

8.5hrs more to go for my Lit &gender exam (includes the poetry). Maybe i shld salute the exam paper and say: "I who am abt to die salute u"

then again i shld have doen that last sem when i was doing the question on the roman arena.

3 more days to FREEDDDDOOOOOMMMM!!!!

then i will gloat over all of u until ur exams end on nov 27th! HAHAHAHA *cue evil laughter and sinster music*

Hx is right...1st time got a CHAR BO posting comments here. But he's wrong abt him not being the best at arrowing.

Quote from HX: " her permanent and willing target board". Notice the word "WILLING". Ivan will gladly wave his arms around , wearing bright yellow shirt to help XL "arrow" him. Ok he might complain a bit..but which guy ever whines loudly when the gf arrows him? (do it discreetly ivan!). Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Whereas for YOU HX!!! We are ur ever fucking unwilling targets. We put on camo paint, wear dark coloured clothes and only move around at night but ur arrow still hit us (or rather me).

Anyway for the BBQ, it MIGHT be held at ME HOUSE! But unconfirmed. so i suggest u guys plan 1 BBQ plan for WCP and i will plan 1 for my house. So jsut in case can't BBQ at my house, we have at least the WCP or whatever plans as backup.

WE NEED MORE FEMALES!! If i remember XL's blog, she said some of her friends quite free and single...so if hx really insisit (which he usually does), maybe can ask them out for the BBQ too. Now if we can get john ming too and his GF, and maybe Jinli also...WTF...my house might not be big enough.

haiz...so much trouble and how did we end up with such trouble? ALL...*i know ivan is sure thinking: "wah liao..victor sure say all ivan's fault as usual*..HX's FAULT!!!. Who ask him to arrow me organise BBQ outing. Why can't he as usual just pig out at some restaruent? haha.

This BBQ might be our annual BC AGM meeting. Hmm..can't we go seoul garden? (blah). XL pls arrow ur willing target to organise this BBQ hor. (I will laugh the day HX gets a GF and when his GF arrows him to do something. But knowing HX, he will deflect the arrow to me as usual.)

See the negative image EVERYONE has of u HX???? REPENT!! CHANGE!!!

U know yh is right. HX shld get his own blog. instead of pestering me to blog more often. and why pick on me sia? yh hasn't blogged for like 2 months alrdy. Does he hear any comments from HX? I think hx is biased against me lor. Must by because yh is bigger sized and poor me is so small sized. another reason is probably be yh's blog doesn't have those Chat Boxes. Maybe next time i wouldn't renew mine after it expires.
BBQ matters:

Why my house can't be used:

a) no bbq pit (and those that say go buy lah...u buy for me then...bloody hell.. i'm no gold mine)
b) My garden a bit clamped maybe + lots of cats' droppings.
c) Parents don't really like BBQ

Now for other matters: i don't think chalet will be good. Prices are fucking HIGH..and i'm talking like $100++ PER night. ( and yes chalets are that expensive nowadays so don't argue with me on that, my mom books for my cousin to use just recently) and also u see how CHEAP!! certain memebers of the BC are...i can alrdy imagine john ming and edward's reaction on the idea that they have to pay more than $50 for a chalet.
something also puzzled me. HX ask me to plan BBQ right? = HX not free. But then why did he ask me whether i wanted to go for Msia trip which he might be organising? Very suspicious indeed.


Feel like dying now...trying to pick and memorise 6 poems for exams next friday. *vomits blood* memorise because

a) the qn is put such that I've to refer to 2 poems by differnt poets.
b) differetn themes which means i can't just memorise any 2, but 4-6 just in case. God knows i was tempted to memorise the 4 liner poems.
c) I can't bring the poems to the exam to refer. must remember it from m e m o ry.
d) Has anyone seen the damm poems Emily Dickinson wrote? Sounds nice lah..but trying to understand them.... *pukes*

Sian...think i will sleep early tonight. Poetry is giving me a headache for some reason.

PS: decided not to shave for the next 1.5 weeks. want to see how unsightly i will look after that haha. of course during that time i will not be leaving the house. ok maybe i will shave b4 going to NTU for research. prob head there on MONDAY. so ivan william hx and yh, prepare to treat me if u see me....

usually i know i'm behind my blogging "duties" to blog when i see HX's comments on my blog critising the "screwed up" owner who never updates his blog. Interesting enough, even though he has such "HARSH" criticism, he always seems to arrow ME to plan something. GOSH! don't you think that with such "POOR RESPONSBILITY" i'm a bad person to arrow? hahahahaha.



Anyway the oh muscular and mighty arrower (i shall not reveal his full name here)..let's call him TEO HX...no...Hongxin T...ah nvm..u get my drift haha, has shot me (once again) to plan a BBQ outing after exams. so my turn to arrow pple. Simple arrow: Any recommendations to have a BBQ outing? Any rich bugger living in Condo area? (william see if there's any pits to be book at ur place there). This outing has lots and lots of potential to explode and go horribly wrong, so don't keep your hopes high folks. Ivan..maybe you XL to plan leh. Char bos are suppose to be better planners. more responsible than certain bachelors. So that's the plan for now. Get the place confirmed 1st b4 we even try to plan anything else.



SO newsupdate: Went to watch CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG with my cousin and her family. $142 per ticket for 8 pple. lucky as i'm holding the status of "the favourite uncle" mine was free! Show was at esplanade (not sure if i spelled it right). 1ST time watching any play. AWESOME! then again i guess i'm justa country bumpkin. haha. Effects were superb, story was great. haha...even though Michaela cried twice during the show because the main villian in show scared her. It's those normal creepy voice and the show did show the 2 star children being kidnapped. so quote exactly from crying niece :" Chitty bang bang no good.. no!!*



It was a 2hr production. Quite long i guess. So the Michaela watched the whole show. Bravo! Luke...watched till the 1st intermission. Then fell asleep after the break and slept right through the whole 2nd half. nephews...



B4 the show, during our way there, pleasant drive since my cousin and her hubby were driving the volvo! Kids were cute..I TAUGHT them how to say Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! (their versions were Kitty Kitty Bang bang (Michaela) and Chilli Chilli Bang Bang (luke's). Lol. Interesting coversation btw Nigel and son (luke) in the car om the way to see the show

Luke: "can i buy spiderman toy? i want spiderman car, Daddy can buy me?
Nigel: " Daddy no money, must save money. after saving money then MAYBE i will buy you a toy. Understand? save money? (morals on saving money)

Luke: *pauses for a moment* mommy do u have money? can buy me car? *after she says no* , Uncle Victor do u have money?
LOL!

Micheala anointed with 1 glob of saliva. EEK!! so very very horribly gross. My nephew like to Meows and lick and bite thinks. Haiz...cat toddler.

My Very very tall uncle. 1.94m. for fun he went to tie all the balloons on his belt. haha..quite comical

He's so nice and huggable. He has the cutest baby fat belly i've seen.

Playing with the tea. Pouring it bit by bit.
Rare time when i managed to steal a moment when she wasn't running here and there
Rascals...Luke last min covered his face. and micky trying to run away as usual. Blah. too much energy these kids...

yes yes i know u pple must be thinking didn't this event happen like a month ago? YES! I blogged abt it but lost interest and didn't post it up and left it in the draft stages since 10th october. oh well..

Luke vainly trying to swallow the spoon. cute bugger. just loves pple taking his photo. as long as he sees a camera he will pose for a shot.


Micheala! with Aunty Angie.

(LEft to right: Rachel *bride* me, simon bro, ben claire and yiyu. (andy wasn't around because he had 2 papers on that day)

Ben's wedding Lunch EVENT!!! Anyway photos of the event which was fantastic. 1st time i saw a chinese tea ceremony as shown in those Old TV drama series. For $24 net i think, was a main dish and buffet of salads, fish and soup and desert. YUMMY!

Pic of it. Sitting on the chair is Ah mah and my grandpa. Think this the 1st time they were sitting together for like a few decades. Claire and i notice his face was pretty stiff. Naturally I dun really have a lot of respect for him, but it's bad to hold grudges against such an oldie...even though he still doesn't know all our names or from which branch we are from. blah.

strangely enuff i can't remember wat i wanted to blog abt. percuilar?
cause of forgetting: sign of old age? senility? too much dotla-ing? Going to try and blog in a weird manner. Blogging with a subject in mind but letting my brain wander free. so dun be surprised by the interruptions.

well might as well continue with a train of thoght that just popped into my mind

been reading up on the usual D&D stuff afterg reading finish my latest Forgotten realms book.
man i hate my mousepad. it's so fucking irritating when sometime u accidentally tap in when ur writing and ur whole top part gets erased by accident

anyway back to my derailed train of thought. (hmm..no dota games guess have to blog). If I was a D&D character i would prob be a Chaotic Good aligment. (still no dota being spammed blah). Anyway why chaotic good? for those who dun know wat CG stands for go check out on wikipedia. I'm a good person! (YA!!!) but i'm not like LAWFUL GOOD or CHAOTIC EVIL anyway. I dun like doing things truly by the book. Gets on the nerve being such an angel and goody 2 shoes.

maybe that's why i never did get along with elmer. (er ma). Bloody white horse. haha oh ya, did u know there's really a stamp of a white horse on the documental ID for white horses serving as NSFs? AS the government said: "we mark them out as white horses so we dun purposely give them special treatment". BULLSHIT! sometimes i wonder whether the govtment really believes we will take in such cock and bull stories from them. (non special treatment from the PAP's point of view: field camp white horses got showers for them to bathe in)--> fact heard from my bro's senior who was also in that same company

Hmm..the smell of roasted pork which my mom's cooking smells delicious! (despite like vegetables and seeing MH (from MT rename to MH since she prefers it so), my family is very carnivorous. haha. meat eaters. But natures can be changed i suppose.

Btw did i mention next yr i will be going UK? either with my cousins or my mom and aunt. duing either april end or early june. will be good to get out of singapore once in a while. Gosh i mean since when wass the last time i went overseas (excluding m'sia). 6 yrs ago baby. in NZ. Maybe this time i will try not to drown overseas. lol. Almsot drowned in Thailand, NZ. and pple wonder why i have fear of swimminng.

hmm..too bad not going usa if not might actually have planned to meet MH when she's on her student prog.

When's that latest chapter of POT manga coming out...more than a week alrdy. Btw sent 500mb of naruto manga to william via msn. impressive right? my msns dl spped seems to be better nowadays compared to the older version i used to have.

i wish czy would get a new blog. i need new blogging material to read.

btw now it occurs to me willaim still hasn't send me the website url of the BLACK MAGES which he promised like gazillion yrs ago. then again he prob forgot abt it. knowing how he will eventually read this, OI! WILLIAM!! URL!!!

i think my writing's getting pretty chaotic now. so not to disorientate the minds of readers anymore i shall now prepare for myself for the wathcing of OTHELLO which i'm going to watch in sch later on at night. tempted to skip it. but then again u know anything for good grades.. *image of sacrificing ivan (sheep form) on an altar) haha... then again ivan so skinny...haha..can imagine the person receiving the sacrifice as saying: "wtf...so skinny and so many bones* hahahahahhaha.

Sigh...czy's blog closed down liao.. sad sad
then again, tht bugger 90% of his blog in chinese!!! wah liao leh...hard to read and understand his blogging. EVEN THOUGH I understood the gist of his entries, it was still moderately irritating.

YOSH! back to exercising routine once more. I must make myself fitter. that day play badminton, lost energy so fast. Too much buffets. Ironically as usual, 1 day after i started exercising again, my parents took me to a buffet... zzz...Didn't want to go but my mom said:" take u to expensive buffet, still dun want to go..u shld thank us for bringing u along..." So bo pian, tag along.

So once moretoday! EXERCISE!!! TMA 02 due today. 1500 words. completion: 950words. 600 more to go.

MS word using it too often causes spelling to deterioate. No wonder hx took up scrabbles. Maybe i shld too. Of course I will make sure all my words are in the DICTIONARY!!! unlike some pple. can give 4 words not in dictionary...turkish words too. zai! pro....*at cheating* lol

haahahahahahha.

i just realised how darn complicated my family tree might be..
just realised that i might have more than 38 cousins! We didn't count my half cousins. (the 2 kids of lydia and rachael?)

My mom tried to explain to me. Something like my grandpa's brother's kids. So those kids have their own kids which in turn become my cousins as well... though like half cousins. To try and make it simple, it;s like having the same great great grandpa but different parents or something like that.

who knows man..i might somehow be super distantly related to each member of the BC. hahaha

scary scary...just came back from my grandpa's birthday party (mom's side)
so let's place the facts on the table

a) this is the bugger irresponsible grandpa who abandoned my grandma (ahmah) who was his 1st wife.



b) he took a 2nd and 3rd wife

c) I have never met him b4 till today. In fact today i only went because my mom "persuaded" me and i thought might as well meet up with my cousins and more cousins whom i was sure i had never met b4



So let's get to the main story shall we?


all my cousins (which i was familiar with) came, or most of them like 97% of them. So it was a pretty good meeting. My grandpa's house is huge! Ok actually it's my aunt's house but from what i heared he bought it or something for them. It has a swimming pool, it's a bungelow. hell..it even has a games room complete with a pool table and table tennis table. It's really a BIG BIG HOUSE!



ANyway my aunt uncle (from the 2nd wife i think) has 2 kids. One is this super super irritating inquisitive boy of 12yrs who will bombard u with questions non stop. and 1 is a shy 10 yrs girl. ANyway in the games room...there's a PS2, and a PS3! blooody helll.,,rich pple.



anyway my elder cousin gabriel (2nd branch aka from 2nd wife) decided to make a family tree. Only thing lacking is from our side since he alrdy did the 2nd and 3rd branch. anyway together claire andy gabriel and a newly know cousin called melissa (19yrs old), we found out all together there are a total of 38 cousins from the 1st - 3rd branch. (includes uncle richard's (1st born of the 1st branch!!) 2 kids from the 1st wife.



38 cousins!!! (includes me) that's like fucking huge!!!



i remember reading 1 article last time in ST abt a family of 100 which won some award or something. BLAH!!! only 100.... small fry lah! think abt 38 cousins alone only. If u count all the uncles and aunties? grandparents =2 or 4 if u includethe 2 other wives too. PLUS we have a total of 4 nephews and neices from 1st -3rd branch



so just the grandparents +cousins + nephews and neices = 46 alrdy leh
i'm sure aunties and uncles will make it more than 100 alrdy. ok maybe slightly less than 100.

and that's only my mom's side. If you count my dad's side....



Maybe shld call straits times...lol. Anyway i'm assigned to make a family tree of the 1st branch. And we would all form a group in facebook.



I guess i can't really hate my grandpa. Patriarchal system. Once again stunned by the family wealth of my other relatves. haha and pple say i'm rich. Still seeing how the rich live, makes me more humble i guess. BEWARE PRIDE MORTAL!



Yiyu gave me $50 MPH book vouchers as a birthday present. She's always such a kind cousin. haha. Of all my cousins, i'm of course closest to those i meet weekly or at least once a month (andy, claire, yiyu &simon). basically all from the 1st branch. except the "elders" like tina lina ben and amy who are all at least 10yrs older than i. But we are still a close knit family

rather than those cousins i meet only like once every yr or later than that. some today i've only met today. *shrugs*

interesting family i have huh? haha. wonder what MT..no..shld be called MH now...will say abt this when i tell her this when i see her next time. Most interesting.

blogging activation entered:

before hx gets a chance to utterly interrogate me, might as well blog it to prevent a msn interrogation.

successful outing on wednesday. Went to watch I now pronounce you chuck and larry. It's 1 hell of a funny movie. Both of us laughed so much. I highly recommend it And becausse it was a weekday, plenty of space even though we bought 4.15pm tickets at 4.20pm.

because of a slight miscommunicati0n, we were a bit late. Ok she was a bit late...quite late and i was early. (meeting time at 3.45 but we met at 4.10pm lol.) haha but oh while i guess waiting for a female is different than waiting for a male who;'s late. (besides thx to ivan...i'm sure most BC members are very very patient pple, habit cultivated during secondary/JC lan-ing days)

So we missed abt 5 mins of the movie. (i didnt' know lido had a threatre on the 2nd floor, and neither did she). So after movie, went to far east plaza for dinner but shop either a)closed down or b) not opened that day. So in the end went to Beauty World and had vegetarian food at a restaurent. (SHE LIKES PASTA and PIZZA!)

And after dinner sent her home. Outing ended at abt 8.30pm. Sniff sniff she had to go home early to finish her report due at midnight. ARGH! there went my plan to take her to clark quey to enjoy the nice decorations there. Brought my camera but forgot to take photos.

Had a great and fun filled time. End of story. Truly enjoyable company unlike some pple i know *coughs and thinks of certain BC members* haha..nice spend company with a person 3/4 of the day without hearing a single swearword. lol. REFRESHING!


K back to work. My assignment deadline due 2 days earlier now. And pretty busy this week too.

My dear Yh, hahah..how much ego boosting do u think i need? haha....(lots)
anyway i didnt' go for that cock cy's last min badminton outing since i was alrdy at my grandma's house from 12 onwards.

anyway i don;t like the blue font i used...blah. looks disgusting. For the main quote today taken from the Sunday Times

"He must not be allowed to use his low IQ as a wild card to whisk himself out of prison"
- Deputy Public Prosecutor Christina Koh, speaking in court on a convicted robber who will be given remorative training instead of a long jail term and 24 stokes because of his low IQ

I swear most of my female cousins have a tinge of cruel streak in them. Claire's....nvm...can't say bad things abt relatives.

Then again Tina's like wat...8-10? yrs older than i? So i guess the perspective are different. Still...all right! her name once again in the papers. (and not or infamous deeds! whoo!) One for the Neo side!

And u guys think i'm rich when u haven't even seen my other relatives epecially from my mom's side. We are the paupers on that side!! (not really paupers but on comparison...quite low lah).

2 more months b4 my bro shifts out! Did i mention the wedding dinner food tasting was pretty good? apparently my soon to be sis-in-law has a sister the same age as me. And like some deity playing a mockery on me, her name is Melissa. BUT she's not that pretty. Then again i'm not one fit to anyhow pass judgment.

JUGDE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED! (ivan's an idiot! haha...baka doesn't want to pass me xl's blog address...this type of friend blah!)

Yh's comments on badminton are so fucking true, It's like he can read minds. No wonder he's so good at citedels.

the moment i was writing those very words, i was thinking, gods..this sounds so much like ego boosting.

anyway today went to my grandma's house. OMG!! was it crowded today! everyone came besides yiyu. That included my newly married cousin Ben and his wife rachael and Tina and her brood (my super urber cute nephew and neice)

my ah mah cooked 2 full tables of all her best dishes. (French beans, FRIED chicken wings, belly pork, roasted white chikcen, curry fish, celary with prawns). scary thing was after everyone ate to their heart's content, there was enough food left that it looked enough for everyone to have another round.

my neice and nephew have grown so much since the lasgt i saw them 3 months ago...still as adorable as ever. My neice is awefully tall for her age i think. She's like 5 and alrdy 1.30m at least? and are kids getting smarter these days? Czy's sister is by no means dumb, in fact i think she's ppretty smart. My neice is no exception. and my 2 yr old nephew knows how to handle a dvd player/recorder. God...i mean when i was 2 i was prob like still learning how to speak/ walk. after all, my mom told me i only spoke/walked ard 2-3+ yrs old. (she was so worried abt tht she took me to see a doctor)


Haha..finally managed to interrogate my dear cousin claire abt her boyfriend. Love my uncle Bok's words. Why get 1 boyfriend only? get at least 2-3 others. Why stick with 1 bf? lol. Even auntie Angie says the same. haha. manage to obtain bf's name, cca, age, and general area of where's he staying. Interesting...must interrogate her friends' next time. hahaha.

and as usual that cock CY invite me superlast min to badminton. 1pm meeting time, ask me to go at 1245. Cb...hate it when pple do that blah

ah well nothing much to blog abt. Everything's QUIET!

I realise i truly love playing badminton. When i play it, it's like there's this instant surge of adrenaline flowing through me. Guess that's wat u call true love of the game huh? I don't get that surge of adrenaline when i play basketball. Maybe it's because i'm much better at badminton than at basketball.

haha maybe because in badminton, ivan's height doesn't really matter. I mean gods...playing basketbal against ivan is like argh!!! so fucking irritating.

compare victor vs Ivan stats

Height: 160 vs 175-177 = 15-17 cm difference
arms + hands length = ivan beat by 1 full hand length = 10cm or so?
Jumping: ivan's like a damm bird...hollow bones. Oh wait...with ivan it's only bones. Victor= bones + lots of mass. therefore ivan can jump prob 1.5times better than victor.

that guy can just jump LIGHTLY to outjump me when i jump with all my might. Dumb tall idiot. haha

At least in badminton, u use jumping for ur smashes. Even though ivan's height means he can cover the court better. But i'm STILL BETTER!!!!

i might even be better than cy. hehe..not good to gloat but that day i beat him 14-3 b4 he said play doubles. Lousy lah he! even though i admit the wind condition was a bit tricky but i was also playing under the same conditions. Nvm...*mutters lousy cy* hahaahahaha

I just love reading yh's comments.

Actually the only thing that pisses me off is the damm annunities scheme and maybe a bit of GST. Transport fees oh well..nothing to say.

Can just imagine my money after i die (if i die b4 i use my the $$) being wasted on others when my own kids (i know i will have some kids in the future i must have some!!! legally of course not out of wedlock. haha) need it as well.

but enough of this PAP bashing stuff. I will just stick to reading the comical blog which i posted the last time on PAP bashing.

So for my birthday day the pple that sent me smses: Hx, Gh( cursed me to be in BC club forever) , MT, Boyan (called me an old goat lol!) , and my cousin yiyu.
PPle that sent me wishes on msn: william and ivan (dota freaks!) and cy
pple that sent me via facebook: MS, Sissy Jupes, Hazzie, alvin ang, John chia, and a few others i can't remember. I bet most of them remembered because facebook sent them a reminder.

zz..with all this online friendster like stuff it's so easy to send birthday wishes..wat happen to the good old fashion birthday cards? Mada mada dane.. Anyway thx to those that send wishes.

There were some that clearly forgot abt it even though i was chatting with them. *coughs* dumb edward, can ask me want to play bb and clearly forgot abt my birthday...fraggort. MB also forgot, females. blah

speaking of the Series of M* where *= another letter, i notice most of the 2nd letters are of their surnames. MS, MC MB. Therefore, since MT's surname isn't T but rather starts with H, she shld be MH. after all her english name is Madeline. However, i;m sure everyone is used to saying MT and i know i can't change their natures after all.

Sniff sniff...no gifts on my birthdays from my friends. (besides czy who gave me a cute little ipod/hp pouch). These type of friends...even the buffet lunch was one which i treated. nb...Oh wait..hx and richard gave me a big cake! even though they mixed up my birthday and went to my mouse on the 11th!!! and called me at 1230am!!! after i was asleep for like an hr...and woke up my whole family. BAKA!

haha then again czy shld be the one complaining, we didn't get him anything (besides the brush which i'm sure he's using it to dust his keyboard) and even the dinner was free. (yh ivan and i did try to get him something but in the end couldnt decide on anything)

btw yh, czy said he's using the best keyboard and mouse that's available alrdy and he only uses a specific brand of headphones. So lucky we didin't get him any of those right?

In hindsight, Hx's the luckiest bugger. Dinner was mostly paid for (by me!!!) and he had free ice cream too.

End note: My grandparents and relatives gave me abt $400 in hongbao! WHEE!! and it's all mine so dun even think of getting treats!

yet another long non blogging period...mada mada...
Anyway finally 22yrs old. another year gone by.

Thanks to those who wished me a happy birthday. WHERE ARE MY GIFTS???? nb...

might as well blog something i wanted to blog for the last 2 months but never got around to doing it.

a) CPF changes and ERP galleries being set up

don't know wtf PAP is doing. Forced to set up an annuity and if we die before all; the money is spent, it doesn't go back to our descendants (or relatives) but goes to the government? So that we can help support others? Hello? what makes them think we ourselves don't need the fucking money? LKY must be going senile to even suggest such a thing. In fact, he even leaked out the CPF info b4 his son made the annual speech. isn't that suppose to be under leaking classified information? I bet if other ministers did that, they would have been fired. If it was other countries, that person can kiss his career goodbye. Really, as if singaporeans aren't smart enough to think out on how to spend their $$$, and the government must poke their noses in other pple's business.

ERP..prices going up again. Idiots, wat makes them think that rising prices would result in lighter traffic? And so nicely, the ST must publish an article which says, with ERP, traffic is lighter, one day after the PAP made the announcement. What bullshit! People can see it's propaganda shit. Might as well put a ERP outside everyone's gate then. Bloody hell. I don;t respect a transport minister who doesn't take PUBLIC transport and dares to make stupid conclusions on the traffic areas. Like they say, with ERP (in the ST), traffic is lighter, if ur willing to fork out $10 a day. $10x 30 =$300 a month for travelling on the roads. This excludes patrol, maintaince of car.

Idiots running the government. Not idiots, rather fucking materialistic people thinking the people are naive and willing to suffer this. Do remember, this is right after they were re-elected for another 4yrs. After promising to not raise prices :

Aftermath: 7% gst, transport price hikes, annunity, ERP price hikes too

WHEE!

Tinge of saddness in the air makes it so much colder these days

so let's see after genting trip
ah the day i went to NTU to study and kope their library books

Just so happens that they were having their CCA/ECA open house that day. SO IMPRESSIVE... See William break 1 wooden plank. Even though he did miss it once.. would have been more impresssive if they used concrete blocks instead but....haha...nvm (can alrdy think william saying WTF when he reads this)

I must say..the number of young females there....not bad. haha.

Sigh..i really miss the campus life. After lessons, have lunch with friends, form new friendships since after all u meet up so often, same class etc etc. Makes me envious of ppel in ntu nus etc etc.

Sigh...after my lessons at uni sim, there's really no such thing as bondingg or friendship..not really. Ppple there are so much older than me in my course, after lessons everyone goes off. Even if they talk, wat can i talk abt with them? vastly different views, topics, areas of interest. Lessons only once a week. It's a sad lonely existence.

after all, after 1 semester at uni sim, there's no one there i would even call a friend at all. Tinge of sadness i'm feeling now. This means i can't copy tutorials. haha...not that anyone would be able to copy 1200 - 1500 words. But still can't leech/share ideas. *rolls eyes*

EXOTIC CREATURES OF THE BC!! RAWR!

yh...stop pressurising me to blog bah!!!
STRESSFUL!!!

anyway genting trip was very successful. Things i've learnt during the trip:

a) The HX creature can sleep anywhere, anytime and though untested, probably in any position regardless of the environment. We still have not tested if he can sleep underwater though. Further experiements will be conducted.

HX creature has impressive luck at casinos unlike the victor creature (see pg 1 section (f). Winning 60 free games from the jackpot machine.

WARNING: When Provoked this creature releases HIGHLY TOXIC POISONOUS FUMES from its rear-end!! Contact with such fumes have been known to cause prolong periods of suffering which includes either or all of the mentioned symptons: blindness, unconciousness, severe muscular and nerves damage(spasms). and ultimately death. (death caused by creatures "suciding" rather than linger any longer in close proximity to the fumes).

I've it on good authority this could be the latest weapon in bio warfare!! GOD HELP US ALL!!

Update: creature releases toxic fumes regardless of it's state of nature, whether it's provoked, sleeping or playing a human game called Scrabbles or in a state of rest. Approach with caution. Besides it's toxic fumes, creature has been known to display EXTREMELY VIOLENT behaviour. DEFINTELY NOT A LOVEABLE CREATURE!!!! haha!




b) the CZY creature requires 20hrs of sleep a day but is a very good singer. Extremely irritable when deprived of sleep. Loves to wear slippers 99% of the time. YET to see him/it in shoes after more than 5yrs of friendship.





c) coming close behind are the Richard and Ivan creatures (ok richard excused because he was sick)

d) HX creature travels/walks at speeds of 40km/min. runnign speed has not been recorded though known to have overlapped the czy creature.





e) The BC members are very enthu in bringing snacks. Amt of space for snacks far outstrips the space allocated to essentials like clothings etc





f) Victor creature can walk despite pretty intense pain in his foot (cheers!). He/It has also a very loud voice especially when he butchers a song during ktv sessions. He also has very impressive LACK of luck in casino games. Other BCC are quick to exploit his/it's losing streak by using the same machine after he/It loses and as a result they start winning. BLOODY HELL! Defensive Mechanism is to act gay towards the ivan creature. AND to SNORE loudly to cause sleep deprivation in other creatures. BUT DEFINITELY A CUTE AND LOVEABLE CREATURE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

g) William Creature sings not that bad too and is the most normal of the BC creatures. He/It's *gasp* almost normal!! practices TKD.



h) The YH creature devours food at an astonishing rate and walks almost as fast as the HX creature. Both creatures have been noted for their lack of patience/sympathy with their fellow BCC (bachelor club creatures) or other short legged supreme overlords. Piling weight on those 2 marginally reduces their speed (barely)

i) Richard Creature: Impressive sleeping rate. Singing voice VERY SOFT compared to Victor Creature. YEt another almost normal BCC.

J) FINAL PT: THERE"S NO SUCH ENGLISH WORD CALLED DAVET! never trust handphones dictionary.


Logging off
Observation by BC Supreme Overlord

ok ok
everyone's all clamouring for me to update my blog
sheesh! can't get ur FIX is it? addicted to blogging...suffering from withdrawal symptons is it?

mada mada dane...why not go get ur own blogs? spare me the critisism when i dun blog for a prolonged period of time.

kk so things to update

i will update tomorrow night...

made the "mistake" of telling my mom to use my laptop for some of her comp stuff..
took her 2 hrs!! and some of the things she asks for help

"victor, how to go back to the previou page"
Victor: Reply: press back space
Mom: "presses the left arrow on the keypad"

Victor: *faints*

so wait eagerly for my next post true believers!

http://singaporemind.blogspot.com/
love reading this blog. Ah the comments, remarks content are so funny. It's something like talkingcock website i guess. Gods...i just love reading this site (hides from the PAP police force)

of course then i again i do have a bit of a warped sense of humour. So nvm.

These few days it's been raining cats and dogs. And not sure if it's pure concidence, my right leg has been hurting as well. *groan* i thought this only happens to old pple.

Can bet u Ivan right now is probably snoozing off in his bed now. Lazy bugger. haha. He always sleeps during such weathers. Unless he's XL-ing.

I'm poor. Spent $300 bucks in 2 days. OMG!!!
$204 for dining cards in genting
$48.05 for HP book
$20 for dinner with the BC
$49 for a game
$10 hair cut
$5 lunch x2 days = $10

Grand Total = $336

To be fair, the rest will pay me back for the dining cards. I MIGHT *repeats* MIGHT treat them to 1 or 2 dining cards. Then again maybe not. Poor me doesn't have enuff money these days.


My new hair cut's a bit short i think. But it *PLS SWITCH ON ANTI EGO SHIELDS* makes me looks so MUCH cuter and handsome and younger. WHEE!!

Nb...u know wat this means? for the damm genting trip i've to show my passport again to the casino guards if i want to enter. not that even with long hair, i wouldn't have to show it but still..

SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!!! but since s'pore doesn't have spring or summer but just 1 long long summer filled with occassional rainy periods, guess i cant say that.

Nvm when my friends grow winkles and look old and mouldy, i will still retain my ever youthful looks. and i will laugh in their faces ! hah! (except maybe hx, if say 30yrs time he still has his ever growing muscles)

btw, 1 thing i'm sure to have when i'm older: Gout and high blood pressure.

It seems like everyone in my family (from both sides of the family tree) have these 2 problems. Ah...the joys of growing old.

My new computer is giving me lots of trouble. Making me so so pissed. Today going to fix it again. This time Cybermind better do the fu*king job well. Going to issue an ultimatium. Fix it or refund me or i will take it up to CASE. Not paying good money for such substandard goods/service. Of course it doesn't affect me since i'm mostly using
On to other news:

1) haha.. looks like in the end my MOS free ticket for 2 is going to be a souvenir in my house. Tad bit disappointing since i've never been to MOS b4 and i rarely club. A pity indeed

2) My "nerdy" but superbly smart cousin has gotten a GF. ARGH!! now i'm truly the only cousin on both sides of the maternal/paternal side of ok age to get a gf that doesn't have one. THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!! (this is especially true when my aunts all ask, victor where's ur gf? oh u dun have one yet?*breaks out in laughter*)

3) My other cousin Andy came back from Australia and he bought DONUTS!!! and various snacks. Such a great cousin. thsoe donuts were jut superb. And yes it's all been eaten up. so dun bother asking if there are any left

4) Medical test results are out! result is still above average (which isn't good news) something abt 0.07 higher than wat is acceptable. So must still keep watch on my diet. Then my uncles and aunties all called to ask abt it. (one called from china, the other from india). Well loved nephew indeed. So touched. *sniff sniff*

5) Took up dota-ing again. And i tell u..the noobs on lan/bnet in the whole f*king country, very disappointing bah. Come on pple. Since when did parents these days give birth to such losers/ whelps/ cowards? Then again i know most of these fools are young kids with no balls. so oh well.

Then again i've joined a channel which i must say, have pros in it!!! all of them dun leave when they have a game. But none of them have Jon's skill (when he was at his peak that is).

Random thoughts

1) how it must be wonderful to be rich. Easier to get married due to the fact u dun have a tight budget. Like those bloody superstars. Let's get married! Then go have the wedding in a damm castle which costs more than i would ever earn in my life (unless i strike toto and 4D and considering my luck, that's as much chance as GH winnning a mr popularity contest = 0.00000000000001 % chance)

2) 23 korean hostages taken by the ever stupid muslim militants. Oh ya, i'm sure if christians took 23 innocent looking muslims hostages, they would be crying jihads etc ec. I swear, how the hell did a religion like Islam ever produce such warped thinking? Religion's a funny think i guess.

I mean how in the militants' thick minds did they think that their God Allah, would ever say killing pple is part of religion. Can imagine militants saying to the angel: "I blew up myself and 100 innocent pple with me which included kids and women. Can i go to heaven now?"

Angel: "of course, *opens trap door to the deepest pit in hell* Cya in hell sucker!"

Of course pple would blame it on the americans which would led to the Bushes family. Why not George Bush's father, then grandfather etc etc. Heck, everything couold be blamed on adam and eve if everyone thinks like that.

Let's face it. LIFE IS DUMB and it's probably going to get dumber in the future.

And yes i'm a cynical person.

What are the odds of me sucessfully asking asking a female out? not anything dubius just a simple lunch / clubbing (even with friends around) a normal outing?

Have 2 FREE MOS tickets. (due to an insurance policy I've). So u know i thought invite MT, along with HX and 1 MT's friends. What can go wrong right? the mroe the merrier.

THen hx can't make it. (camping activities as usual)
Then her friend can't make (can u beleive zit problems?)
Then SHE herself can't make it.

*groan*

Anyone wants the free tickets? tried passing it to XL and ivna but ivan says she doesn't club. sian.

Someone up there doesn't like me. lol. William, does celest like clubbing? u want to take her along?

i've decided not to bang my head over love

let so many pple have said, mai kan chiong bah.

I wasnt planning on straight away asking pple to be gfs after all. It's just frustrating that b4 i can even get to know the person more, then that person mentions/slips she has a bf.

*grr* bo luck.

Hx mentioned this and I TOTALLY agree with him. first get to know the person as a friend. Then ever so slowly, get to know her better and let things progress from there. Like what william is doing!! HX and i both agree he's doing the right things for now.

That's what i've been trying to do lah. But...either a) utterly ignored via all means of communications (MS) b) or the above mentioned paragraph (MC).

Of course i'm not like william where he gets to see celest all the time on NTU. Instead i've to ask pple out. And somehow someitmes that doesn;t work well. Calling girls can only do that when ur more familiar with them right?

PERSERVANCE!!! (get void stone and ROH). to hell with love bah. When it comes it comes. Shall not waste any sleeping pondering over it.

Btw yh, i still have the barleys. Haha...hopefully next time u guys come to my house in dec it's still drinkable. I hope.

Must perserve.

Argh! i just called her and she said she was with her BF!!! not date but BF!!!
*groan* shld i carry on with my plan? (thinking of dinner and maybe flowers and gift). oh well.. might as well carry it on and get rejected right in the face then. Get it over and done with, instead of letting it linger in tatters and dangling around for years and years as it has been for years. Bite the bullet Victor! Bite the damm bullet!


i can imagine the situation being very very awkward after the dinner. ah bummer...Life's a bitch/bastard. (depending on whether u want to personify life as a male/female gender)

guess the supreme overlord's still going to get stuck being single again.

U guys are lucky. This means that i'm going to focus all my attention on the genting trip to take my mind off the rejection/grief/major frustations. This also means I'm going to organise another outing to vent off all these feelings. Bloody hell...

Best way to vent off grief is to keep busy. Computer/ outings here i come.

I knew i was forgetting to blog abt the transfomers movie outing which I organise.

Movie was not bad...but to a true fan, it's a tad bit disappointing. Of course i could relate to certain parts of the show which i'm sure ivan and the rest wouldn't recognise.

a) Bumblebee -> 1st time they showed him, his actual vehicle form was the tiny little yellow car that was shown besides him (it's the one where the shop owner was sitting in b4 he was forced out)

b) Speeches like One shall stand and 1 shall fall. More than meets the eye. transform and roll out etc etc. All from the old classic shows.

Disappointing parts:
1. Actions sometimes were a tad bit too fast. Couldnt tell who was getting CRUSHED!! songs ... well they could included some of the old songs.

2. When they showed prime and megatron fighting they shld have allowed them to carry on using their mace/sword weapons. That's 1 of their actual weapons occassionally shown in the cartoons/ comics. WHERE WAS MEGATRON'S CANNON THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ATTACHED TO HIS ARM????

3. Stats shown on the Life newspaper were WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!.

4. When did devastator become a single small robot? blah!. It's not really called transformers when u changed the looks, the abilities and the basic design of the robots man... It's like asking a yh to wear ivan's clothes and saying: that's the new ivan.

Anyway planning this outing was the seriously most f**ked up organising i've done in a long long time. I had to travel to ViVo, JEC and JP to get the damm tickets (of course it was 4 free tickets provided by thx. so internet booking wasn't allowed). It took me 4 hrs. By the time i reached home, i had jsut enough time to take a bathe and rest for 45mins b4 setting off for JP again.

It didin't help that pple like czy were initially complaining and ivan....nvm...best left unsaid. Things i've learnt from this outing

a) NEVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER ask ivan to help u in organising. ESPECIALLY when he's 1/2 asleep and/or he's with XL's house. It's like passing a flame thrower to a 5 yr old in a firecracker factory and trusting him not to blow up the whole place. Success rate would be like 0.0000000000001% of task getting completed. Sadly i made that mistake because i was out having dinner with mandy. Sigh... Love is blind..i can change it to LOVE MAKES ME BLIND!! I shld have seen that mistake coming..come to think of it, i would never have asked ivan when he was sleepy to do anything!!! Females are dangerous! They make us do mistakes we normally would never do.

extracts from conversation with Ivan : remember to tell czy will and yh!! impt!! proceeds to tell date, time of movie (set at 1845hrs) and where to meet for dinner. (conversation was at ard 1800 or so). (victor was thinking ivan's sleepy, but nah! i trust ivan! he shld be able to pass the message. After all, the 3 pple are usually on msn. no worres! )

Came back from my happy dinner at 2300 (unaware of diaster looming), logs onto msn and chats with will, and czy. :

Will + czy: hey vic, tomorrow's movie at 10pm right? (stunned silence on msn)
Victor: Didn;t ivan call u pple? or msn u guys to say blah blah blah
Will/czy: No leh. timing change is it? (victor proceeds to bristle the air with curses)

To ivan's credit he DID tell yh. But only told wat time the movie was. Where to meet and time to meet was left out.

Later interrogation and grilling of ivan revealed he only remembered abt 1/2 the conversation .

End of transmission............

b) must strive to be a master marksman like hx. His arrows so SHARP!! and so accurate! TOLONG LAH!! WHY EVERYTIME ASK ME!!!

Even though i'm whinning abt this i dun really mind if THAT much. After all these are FRIENDS...well kind of... Of course ivan and czy combined (90% of stress originated mostly from ivan). Czy was a minor distracted. Because i knew (he told me) he was WOW-ing and still DARED to very mildly complain to me when i was q-ing like 1/2 hr each at Vivo and JP. Ivan was (new term made by victor) XL-ing at XL's house.

Yh was superb at helping me check the various cinema's for different timings of the shows. Unlike Gentle ivan. *vomits blood* hahaha. (only those whom i told wat happened would understand the gentle part). CHECKING THE TIMING WOULD ONLY HAVE TAKEN U 10 mins ivan...certainly her brothers could spare u 10 mins right??? RIGHT???? *starts raving*

I need a break from that outing. Ironic that it was suppose to be a relaxing trip and it turned out to be nightmare. It's like the show Nightmare on Xmas.

Whee! and now i'm arrowed (by who else) to help co-organise (this was also used for the movie thingy) genting trip. I swooned with joy and delight! Time for me to get more painkiller pills.
Can see my life span shortening...

I take pride in knowing at least most pple when they google my name in any form would not be able to find this blog. So unless pple who read this blog and know me personally diverge the info to others, haha.. no ONE CAN DETECT ME!

Anyway read finish the papers today and once again i notice my cousin's name in the papers. Nothing bad of course. Under the forums where this dumb lady was complaining abt my cousin who's a DPP saying 24 strokes of the cane to be maintained for this serial offender with low IQ.

WAY TO GO TINA!

Putting aside kinship etc, i stand with tina on this issue man! So wat if the bugger has low IQ? Repeatedly committing crimes even with a LOW IQ doesn't mean u can get lighter sentence. Harsh and cruel as this might seem, sometimes to get through the thick skulls of certain pple, pain is needed to burn the lesson into them. If not they will never repent. Of course, i guess getting a priest to talk to him might have the same result.

One thing i noticed abt myself: Once i sleep past say 2-3am, i notice i usually wake up after say a few hrs of like 2-3hrs. ESPECIALLY DURING SLEEP OVERS. Of course this could be due to me sleeping in pretty uncomfortable positions wehen SOME pple *coughs hx coughs* sleeps so damm early and hogs the fucking bed!!!

How can someone with so much muscles get tired so easily sia? haha....still remember last sleep over, he slept first (0330), woke up (in a sleepy sleepy state when we were going to sleep at 0430) and scolded us for being so weak and sleeping so "early". BO WEI GONG! (nothing to say)


that's all the random thoughts i can think of for now. More updates forthcoming.

Points to take note this weekend

Richard is back from the USA. So u guys go clobber together some outing to welcome him back. He came back 2 days ago. Will be flying off in Sep.

So someone go organise an outing ok? I just arrowed hx to arrow someone (besides me) to organise a welcome back outing for him.

I've other matters to attend to this week

a) mandy (very important task indeed)
b) of less importance: Upgrading my comp. *sniff sniff* it just died out on me today. tried to reinstall windows also cannot. It's a sad sad day indeed. My close companion for the last 5 yrs. So things to enquire the price abt: Motherboard, new OS, and harddrive. Maximum price i shld be spending - $600

So $$ spent on girl and computer = victor is a very broke person.

Photo really doesn't do her justice . Guess she's not that photogenic, like ME!! haha. managed to get her to have the photo taken besides these 2 very cute motocycles. We had dinner at crystal jade at HV and walked around cold storage. Wanted to walk else where but..suay..it was raining quite heavily outside.

what is it with this female that makes me go ga ga smitten? so now comes the hard part of wooing her...easily said than done. This time i wouldn't give up so easily. Can't believe i've been tryign since way way back. Even when she had a bf, i just waited, hoping for something. Hope God grants me good luck and success

Genting Hols 29 Jul- 02 Aug 07

Hongxin proposing a holiday at genting from the above mentiond date.
$79 for 3D2N with bus and accomodation.
WHere's the accomodation?
First World HOtel (for those pple who are like me and don't recognise that name, it's the same one we stayed at the last time we went to genting/KL.

Meant for relaxation and enjoyment. To escape the scorching heat of the singapore weather. and also as a last min denial that Uni term is starting again. LET THE NIGHTMARE BEGIN!


Check the BC website to post ur vote on it pple.

As usual u can tell hx does all the proposing but all the work as usual arrowed to me. What's new?

I go out with her i feel happy. I talk to her i feel happy.

she broke up with old bf i alrdy knew that..now dating another person (not me) but she pointedly says it's only a date not yet bf. So do i still have chance? *ponders* at least she promised to go out with me again next week to either watch FF4 or eat at a good restaurent i recommended.

C&C = confusion and conflict.

If only getting gf is as easy as those shown in the US shows. haha...then again those are really bimbotic pple. Best one i saw was in Fast and Furious " tokyo Drift.

Now that i'm back home, a mix of emotions prevails.Happiness, fear? saddness? oh fuck it. TMD.

Damm if i give up this chance so easily like the last time. Sigh...but unlike other members of the BC, this time got direct competition. At least william has no one competing against him for celest. at least none that we know of. Ivan...i wonder whether he knows how lucky he is sometimes... and of course dear GH and his STILL UNKNOWN GF of whom he still hasn't posted any pics. BLOODY HELL. Against regulations of the BC charter.

Oh well i guess as supreme overlord, getting a gf must be harder than the ordinary members right?

Even if i fail still have hx and czy and yh to hang out with haha.!

Buffet at Tung Lok! Since everyone's been bothering me abt the photos. only took 3 photos. This is the only photo containing pple in it. Anyway great fun. XL surprised everyone by appearing since ivan told us she was unwell and wouldn't be coming! HAHA! XL tricked IVAN!! Then again sometimes ivan's pretty easy to trick so...*ahem* nvm..better not continue on this line of thought.

FOOD WAS GOOD!!! as usual hx and yh were champs. "oh i'm full, then goes on to take another dumpling". Pfft. There 2 photos. the 3rd is the same as the top photo. Spring cleaning my table now. Found another dead insect. haha....The table of death (for insects).

NAMES NAMES NAMES!

wanted to blog abt this sometime back but kept on being put off/forgotten etc etc

It's abt NAMES names for schools, movies etc etc

anyway some time back saw this sch besides ACS (barker) called Chinese UNITE! talk abt promoting racial unity huh? A few weeks later or maybe a month or 2, saw that the name had changed to Chinese International. Damm...i wanted to take a photo of Chinese Unite! Bet the poor bugger who thought up of that name is jobless now.

Now on to movies. Don't know who was the wise guy who did the advertising for these shows on TCS. (is it still called TCS? i know it's not SBC...is it now called media corp? ah frag it) Presenting the SHOWS :

1) Skeleton Man
2) Snake Man
3) Mosquito Man
4) *some equally lame animal i can't remember* Man

and i thought Snake Vs Boa was the lamest i've seen so far but oh well...life still continues to surprise me. Those pple that acted in such B..no F grade movies must be pretty desperate for money.

And speaking of names..u do know during graduation at University, u are arranged according to your surname? So say CHEONG *WARNING WARNING! PLS ACTIVATE ANTI EGO SHIELDS* (a truly wonderful and magnificiant surname i must say, those pple are truly blessed with great looks wisdoms and character) , would be one of the early pple to get scolls. Hongs are in the middle etc. BUT pple like TEOs, TANGs, TANs and YAUs would be suffering slow slow slow waits at the back.*

*disclosure: this does not refer explicitly to any pple with the above mentioned surnames. All referrences to the dead of living are PURELY CONCIDENTAL and made with NO intention of poking fun at pple. (cue) = evil laughter *

Anyway now i'm really making use of my space on the laptop. Taken the SUPER long task of downloading all the prince of tennis episodes (minus those i alrdy have) = 26GB. Probably take me the rest of the month to dl it.

As my viewers can see i''ve added a few "new" features to my blog. After all, how can anyone refuse to any request made by HX? (unless ur bigger sized and more muscular.

Of course it's thx to the blog which he referred me to. The girl there quite chio to look at. But of course my MAIN objective was not to OGLE at her picture, besides she looks those very chinese chinese type.

For those unfamiliar with my words: Chinese chinese = talk mainly in chinese, know all the chinese shows, actors/stars names in chinese and watches alot of channel 8 and channel U tv shows.

This VS Victor's very English english = non existence relationship

Anyway what was i talking abt...ah right...the blog. So i got the clock and a chat box.

I had a chat box the previous time but when it expired i became too lazy to update it. SO ya cya!

I;ve just read finished the book: FAST FOOD NATION.

and i tell u...i'm never eating fast food ever again. In fact it's almost made me into a vegetarian. Advice for u pple in the states (USA) especially: NEVER EVER EAT AT THE FAST FOOD STALLS THERE. MCDONALDS KFC BK etc etc

the book states the process which burgers (beef,chicken even pizza) are made and let me tell u...it aren't pretty. Frankly speaking, u will have a healthier meal licking scraps off the rubbish bin. that's how bad it is.

Illegal immigrants there are the worst. Made to do all the shit jobs. 1 guy worked at Mac's for 16 yrs! They fired him w/o even informing him. Maybe next tiem u guys can read the book.

Let's say with mad cow disease? U expect america to check their beef at least much more intensely right? WRONG! For every 3.76 million cows slaughtered a year, only 15,000 are checked for mad cow disease virus.

Sigh..reading that book really made me think abt how wretched the world is to the poor and needy. Explioted, bullied, laid off w/o any warnings etc. REports on safety falstified, no insurances, no medical coverage at all.

Btw, all these info are true facts. A macdonald person in USA is only earning like less than US$2/hr i think.

I wonder when these owners (the big owners of mac, kfc etc) look in a mirror, what do they see? Their fortunes are made from literally the blood of innocents. Blood money i would say. When one looks in a mirror, one shld be proud of ur life, actions. I'm amazed if they didn't see horns and forked tails in their own reflections.

Sigh..

I swear my blog has become more of a discussion board for my fellow BC members than our actual website.

Ah well.. regarding ivan's love life i guess we can forgive him for it. I mean the poor dude's only had his 1st GF for like *drum roll* abt 4 months! A new (and 1st) record!!! And we all know love strikes pple blind and dumb and shrinks the affected loved pple's brains. Like they say, as long as it's done in love, IT"S OK!!! SO GO IVAN!

Btw ivan, u do know at ur age for pple in china, u shld have like 2-3 kids alrdy? Get on with the plan man! (This could be what ur parents are thinking but dare not say. Since i'm not 1 of ur parents, and i'm who i am, err...nvm...let's not push ivan's buttons too many times).

And yh, for william's case, i've been giving him similiar "creative" suggestions but for some strange reasons he rarely (if ever) takes my advice. hmm..i wonder why? Any of my suggestions would make celest his gf INSTANTLY!! even though he might have to serve a little bit of jail time. BUT HEY! FOR LOVE, ANYTHING'S ENDURABLE right?

Anyway ya, maybe next week (near start of jul) i might organise an outing. If i can get more pple to come in the 1st place. Hardest pple to hunt: Pastor Teo, John Ming and edward and gh and ivan (if he's DATING THAT CHAR BO AGAIN! haha). The middle 3 names aren't that important anyway since they are famous PSKs.

John Ming =MIA
GH = either exercising or STUDYING (pfft..)
ED = whatever excuse he can make up for that day.

Anyone up for jap buffet? read in today's sunday times that there's a place that $30 but very good. Most of u working now so shld be able to afford it bah. I will put it up on the boards soon.

Ah..reading yh's comments are always interesting. this proves that he has almost as much free time as i do. I think reading his comments makes it easier to blog. funny.

Now that i am trying to exercise regularly, I feel stronger better than b4!!! Maybe i shld ask fellow BC member to have regular bb or badminton matches now. OR maybe even go to the gym etc etc. ANYONE except Mr Pastor Teo. Knowing our fitness guru....his warm up will probably kill any fellow BC member... Can imagine pastor teo talking : "Aiya today i feel weak, let's have a simple run of say...5km only. Then we can cycle for another 10km. Simple right?"

Prefer to play badminton, easier and more fun. Too bad that cbish cy always (ok not always but 76% chance) always say he can't help book NP's badminton courts for us. BUT he ALWAYS plays with huimin and co. PSK. Have to scout, maybe i can bk at my committee centre there, or maybe even at Clementi stadium. but these things costs $$ and WE ALL KNOW WHAT BC MEMBERS' reactions are like when money is involved. (HUH? must pay money huh? aiya, rather go play bb, FREE and fun also. - Ivan and Edward will prob say that, make that GH too)

Talking abt Mr IVAN TANG, i heard he took up Maple Story just so he can play with XL. WTF??? Maple is such a lame game!! There's no PVP!!! I know because i tried it b4 (thx to czy and johnming pressuring me eons ago). NO!!!! *SOB* what's ivan changing to? somehow the idea of a CUTE RPG like game just doesn't fit the fucking image. GIVE ME games like BG2 (the best i've ever played so far), WOW (2nd best too bad it is $$$ to play) or even Newwinter nights series) But MAPLE STORY? Pfft... Ivan ivan ivan... *coughs* henpecked!!!! When a guy gets a gf...sigh..see what happens?

LOL

Think it's time i go organise an outing. (mine so far are superbly successful compared to edward who has a sucess rate of 0.2%). Can't beat hx's yet though..since his outing's ALWAYS involves ARROWING others to organise. NB. Let's hope our dear pastor is not a) flying off to another country AGAIN b) taking part in another marathon etc etc.

Anyone wants to watch FF4 :Rise of the Silver Surfer?

yes i know i haven't been blogging that often. somehow it seems during that 2 weeks illness i had last month burnt several things out of me and 1 of them was the urge? the feeling to blog.

anyway these days packing up/spring cleaning my room. Just recovered from a cough that plagued me for 1 month. Is it me or am i getting ill more often this year?

things i've been doing

a) dling all the necessary decoders/software for my laptop like winamp, bitcomet, dvd decoders etc etc

b) SPRING CLEANING! (i found a dead insect buried amongst the papers on my table. all dried and dead YUCK! but that happens pretty often anyway)

c) EXERCISING!!! (in a bid to improve my lifestyle. I briskwalk abt 3-4km every other day. Running's not that good for me. Victor = injury prone + leg injuries = common = less running = mroe walking)

d) Checking with starhub to know whether i can get a new cheaper plan but same speed as my current plan. Current plan = 12mb/s $76 a month. Last week i saw an advertisement abt the same plan = $63

e) Burning all the necessary info on the desktop in preparation in case it dies. (nowadays need to wait for my comp to "warm up". If anyone switches it on in the morning, it hangs. Must wait till the room warms up to room temperature (minus air con temperature) and then it can start properly. Of course now desktop's i-net connection a bit wanky too. Think there's something wrong with the small device that connects the comp to the router. Sigh...more $$ to be wasted buying a new one if need be.

thank god for my laptop. at least i can surf the web with it.

want to get a job but ah well..have to take care of my health for at least until Jul 14. That's when i take another test which hopefully says i dun have to take the damm $$$ medicine to stop the kidney problems. So until then, my mom forbids me to find a job for now. ARGH!!!! Just to stop her worrying i guess i have to comply....

GOOD THING: Driving more often now. (of course still with parent guidance. Pfft.) But at least i'm driving more often now. at least once a week! ya!

after bro shifts out...2 cars = 1 car be mine! HAHAHAHAH!!! of course whether my mom passes me the car keys is another matter.

so that's mroe or less wat happened during the last 2 weeks. To good health! cheers! (blah i still can't believe nadal defeated federer in the french open finals! dumb yayapapaya nadal... yes i'm baised against nadal, so sue me.

yes yes i know i haven't been blogging for quite sometime. TA DA! 1st entry with my brand NEW Lenovo Y400 series laptop!!



Lenovo Y400 (945428O)
Intel® Centrino® Duo processor Technology- Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor T5500 (1.66GHz 2M L2 Cache)
· Genuine Windows® Vista™ Home Basic
· 1GB DDR2 SDRAM
· 120GB SATA HDD
· Dual Layer Multiburner Drive (DVD RW)
· 14.1" widescreen WXGA with VibrantView
· nVidia® GeForce® GO 7300 (Discrete) Graphic Card with up to 256 MB TurboCache™
· 3-in-1 MultiCard Reader (SD, MMC, MS)
· Integrated Bluetooth/ IEEE1394
· 2x 1.5W speakers with chamber and 2W subwoofer
· Travel Weight 2.4Kg
· Shuttle Control with Multimedia buttons
· 1-year Carry-in Warranty(ASEAN + China)



in the IT fair it's $1699, $100 cheaper than SIM LIM SQUARE. But i upgraded the ram by 1 more GB ($70) and extended my warranty to 3 yrs (+199 same as outside prices), so in the end mine cost $1968. Took my bro and i only half an hour to go in and out of the fair at 12pm thurs. Just for that we entered suntec at 10am to get a good parking space (i drove!) and drank and read books to while away the 2 hrs.



Time to start working and find a job to pay back my mom and bro.



my advice to ivan who's also keen to get a Y400, get the extra 1GB ram. the graphics card sometimes requires a bit of ram from ur laptop when u are playing high graphics game.

Only thing here which i find irriating is that i'm still not used to the keypad yet. The backspace key is annoying close to the home button. But that's ok. This means i need to borrow the C&C 3 cd from edward to install it on my laptop.

of course now my bro and i are competing for the laptop usage time. Can't wait for him to get married and shift out.
Basically i have to be careful on my diet. Eat less proteins or i might have to have a kidney transplant in 20-30years time or go for dialysis. I have to stay healthy (no late nights). Hence the lack of participation in *ahem* clubbing or C&C 3 after 11pm since i'm usually asleep at 1130 and we all know most games lasts at least 40mins.

so ya i'm not going to destroy my kidney just to satisfy pple's desire to have a even no of players in multiplayer games. After all, (may this never happen) if i require dialysis or transplant, i'm the one having to folk out the $$$. and by that time, parents would have passed away or not working at the very least. Such stuff aren't cheap.

i can't eat/drink items/foodstuff with too much protein in it.

a) alcohol!
b) peanuts!! (bb wasabi coated peanuts)
c) beancurd, beans things with tou in them
d) liver/intestines etc

Things i have to do
a) sleep early
b) keep healthy
c) avoid overly crowded places especially during the flu season. It seems the FLU bug triggers a weakening of the kidneys.

Things abt IgA nephritis: It affects 20% of the chinese population. (sigh...suay lah). Chances of patient requires treatment is a may or may not situation.

So that's all with my life lately. A douse of massive bad news (IGA) which i'm taking it not that bad, i just say it as destiny or fate. After all i can't hide all the time, lightning might strike me, tree branch might fall and kill me, cars etc etc. so carpe diam! (that's live life to the fullest for those literature super ignorant friends of mine)

*groan* tomorrow's micheala's birthday and i haven't gotten her any gift yet. Tomorrow i will go to Bolders and get her a book. Tina said she likes books with princesses in it. Not sure if i have the strenght to look after her and luke at the same time *shudders*