As everyone can see i changed the music for my blog.

The song is the ending theme of FFX. Basically its like a combination of a few of the good songs mixed into this song.

Ivan said my suteki da ne song very emo. really now...lol

*news report by the emo overlord*

and there we have it folks! RODGER FEDERER has beaten Andy Murray! straight sets too. even though Murray had like 4-5 chances to win the 3rd set, guess the FEDERER EXPRESS managed to overcome the difficulties and win it out.

damm exciting match!

Our BC club also has its own Federer express

*someone whispers to the emo overlord*

huh? what it's not federer express...it's the Feeder-er express? no shit? *transmission cuts off*

haha sorry folks, BC has no federer express...misinformation. BUT we do have the feeder-er express. latest quotes from the feeder-er express : "Battlefury is hp item what"

this time after laning with emo god....he has forced emo god to once again uninstall his WC3! talk abt emoness huh?

my chicken is better than et3000!

so i was just commenting on something on will's blog and onething led to another which we concluded

chicken > et3000 which led to the following conversation


WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahaha
ya...i think in dota
we woudl rather have a chick with us than ed

at lesat when the chick dies its 20+ gold?
doesnt give enemy much exp
we wont sacrifice ourselves to save it

Victor says:
lol
u know a chick might have better response time than ed...

WiLl.I.Am says:
oh..prob will most of the times
hahaha
at least it doesnt charge in after the battle ended

Victor says:
too bad chicks have no mana
if not can let them have a guinso and a dagon and a shiva
and ta da!
better player than an ed

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahha
they used to be able to dagon ppl
hahah

Victor says:
bots, dagon, shiva, guinso, heart and cyclone
WiLl.I.Am says:
better than ed with 6drs
hahah

Victor says:
i tell u that chick will just own ed so badly..

WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahah
oh yea
i bet ed would nv see tt chick coming
haha

Victor says:
dagon 5
if ed was using his bs..
that chick can kill him
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
dagon 5
shiva
guinso
freeze 200dmg
guinso
then dagon 5 800dmg

WiLl.I.Am says:
ya
dead ed
hahaha
at most get rad to chase ed to death after ed goes past thed 1k hp
Victor says:
ah ya rad
let's imagine the chick has no natural attack
rad shiva dagon
guinso
WiLl.I.Am says:
hah
Victor says:
still can beat ed bah
as long as the chicken has 500hp
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahaha
man
ed doesnt get bfly for bs
but no
Victor says:
imagine ed runnign away from a chich...
WiLl.I.Am says:
he gets bfly for sb

man
Victor says:
he's after me!!!
WiLl.I.Am says:
tt would be cool
haha
hahaha
"ivan! get the chick away from me!"
"help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! zy pls help!! nono hit the chick nt me!!"
Victor says:
man going to blog abt this lol
WiLl.I.Am says:

Victor says:
chicken has killed et3000 for 250g
WiLl.I.Am says:
hahahahhah
chicken has a MONSTER KILL
"zy: ed..can u dun loose to a chicken for the 8th time?"


weekend amusement post lol!

Well u know just when u thought the notorious et3000 had sunk to his lowest in dota skills...he sank even lower.

an EPIC match where victory was almost lost! a battle of wits, determination and emoness. (emo god wasnt there though)

in this game we saw 2 extreme noobs battling it out for the title of noobness supremo.

Contestant number 1: Viper with DAGON. (public player)

contestant number 2: everybody's one and only FAVOURITE and the reigning holder of the title: ET3000 with his SPIRITBREAKER WITH..*drum rolls* EAGLEHORN!!

if not for the emo overlord just glancing at et3000's items, this secret would never have been found out.

Reenactment:
emo overlord: ah damm died....oh well let's look at et3000's items. shld be quite farmed up by now. *clicks* stares at screen....blinks away..rubs eyes...click on et3000 again...sees the dreaded eaglehorn.

the horror man the horror...

et3000's reason: "that time my NS use butter (which eaglehorn is 1 of the key items in making it) he hit like a machine gun. bang bang bang!

conclusion: either his teammates that game were damm pro and/or other team made of noobness supremos wannabes.

the scariest thing? he commented today. wah my friends in hall also jio me to dota but they all noobs. (ed calling others noobs...i mean omfg...ed's alrdy the noobness supremos. dun tell me he's raising the next generation of noobness embodied??? *shudders* mass production of emo cataylsts...*gash!!!*

THE HORROR THE HORROR!! (Minor tibits info: for those interested in this phrase, it's by joseph conrad's book: Heart of Darkness" )

I just thought of the ultimate insult anyone can ever have playing dota.

et3000: wah liao, u play like a noob man!

imagine ed saying that to someone..can die of shame man

wait a min....that #!()*#!(!()*#!*(&# called me a lousy player ! + that...et3000....that person who ksed me.


actually being ksed is ok lah. for fun and malicious intent (like a certain kyok85 and Darth/ivantang.wx but at least they do apologies SOMETIMES. not for darth player though.)

et3000 can ks me and say only 1 what...why so kei gao abt it? i can say....if this was in a manga strip...u will be able to see the veins sticking out on the side of my head.

anyway as u devoted readers of emoism and the occasional christians /buddhists / free thinkers / dota-ers can hear, i've added music to my blog again!

last time it was Eternity Memory of lightwaves - a song from the Final Fantasy X-2 ( which hx loved and i had to dl 4 different versions b4 he finally got the version he wanted)

i wanted to get To Zanarkland - frin FFX but the fake black belter beat me to it. Thief...ks-er tker thief.

so this one is from FFX - Suteki Da Ne. below are the lyrics.

	Original / Romaji Lyrics
	kaze ga yoseta kotoba ni oyoida kokoro kumo ga hakobu ashita ni hazunda koe
	tsuki ga yureru kagami ni furueta kokoro hoshi ga nagare koboreta yawarakai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono mune karada azuke yoi ni magire yumemiru
	kaze wa tomari kotoba wa yasashii maboroshi kumo wa yabure ashita wa tooku no koe
	tsuki ga nijimu kagami wo nagareta kokoro hoshi ga yurete koboreta kakusenai namida
	suteki da ne futari te wo tori aruketa nara ikitai yo KIMI no machi ie ude no naka
	sono kao sotto furete asa ni tokeru yumemiru

English Translation
The wind, like a heart that swam in the accumulated words The clouds, a voice that was shot into the holding future
The moon, a shaking heart in an unsteady mirror The stars, gentle tears in an overflowing stream
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That heart, held within your body In those confusing nights I dream
The wind, its halting words are a gentle illusion The clouds, the broken future like a distant voice
The moon, a heart flowing in the clouded mirror The stars, broken and swaying, like tears unable to be hidden.
Isn't it beautiful, To walk together in each others hands I do so want to go, To your city, your house, into your arms.
That face, A soft touch, Dissolving into morning, I dream.

wanted to paste them side by side. but blog space isnt big enuff.


Most of these awesome songs are by Nobuo Uematsu. Eternity memories of lightwave were by Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi in FFX-2 after Uematsu sama left Square Enquix. (formely known as Squaresoft) I will say Noriko Matsueda and Takahito Eguchi were pretty good composers but they couldnt compare to Nobuo Uematsu's music. In fact Matsueda retired from the music scene after FFX-2 . Couldnt take all the critics reviews

Nobuo Uematsu is Da MAN!!! He's a real genius man. the songs he composes are just soooo goood. anway he left Square Enquix after the former director Hironobu Sakaguchi retired from that company. For those who don't know, Mr Sakaguchi was the one who created most of the Final Fantasy Series. Both of them have founded their own companies and work together from time to time.

by the way, Mr Uematsu founded a band called the BLACK MAGES. basically it's rock versions of Final Fantasy Music.

Listening to these songs....are a MUST when u play dota with edward at all times. ANTI EMOISM songs. For those who want more of such songs, drop me an email or so. i've quite a few FF series songs. in fact i'm now trying to dl a 9gb file which has all the FF series songs ever. or 99% of them.

I think Final Fantasy Songs are the only game songs that are acutally performed by ochestras. One of my biggest regret was missing Nobuo Uematsu's concert in Singapore last year. NOooooooooooo........next time if he comes again i will DEFINITELY buy tickets. even if they cost 200 bucks.! *hero worship eyes*

Some of the frightening /weird things i've seen at the start of the year

a) After a nice full dinner, i enter my parents' room to see them having my little niece sitting on the table hammering away at something and they were saying awww..so cute.

I went closer....to see it was MY laptop which was SWITCHED on and STRANGE menus were popping out


b) Hx showing care and concern to pple. lol.

c) [21:48]: et3000 has entered this room. (the horror!! the horror!!)

d) et3000 has joined the game (the horror!! the horror!!)

e) et3000 joins whatever side you are on (the horror!! the horror!! this is when u truly start to panic and hyperventilate)

f) et3000 has picked juggernaut/phantom assassin/ bloodseeker (oh wait scratch that only opponents see that. When they see that they start cheering).

it shld be...suddenly see et3000 having 1 of those heroe, allies start losing hope in the game. "loose leh loose , gg"

g) et3000 lanes with me. (starts sobbing and crying hysterically, loses 5 years of my total lifespan)

i) et3000: "show u my pro POTM...my vanguard POTM"

j) et3000: "i'm pro ok?"

Recurring nightmares have occurred frequently this year. This is the year i've seriously thought of quitting dota....

It's a FREAKING NIGHTMARE.

I've a veryy very bad feeling that things arent going to work on on Sunday during my grandma's birthday celebrations

The main concern is the utter lack of space. Because its going to be held in my aunt's house and even though theres going to be a club house i sincerely doubt there's going to be enuff space to hold like 50 pple or so? sorry make that 64 pple. Even my aunt said clubhouse prob cant hold all of us together. and her house can ONLY hold max 15 pple.

a) Own family gathering = 32 pple (including kids gfs + bfs)

then my aunt went to invite the godsister who'is very close to my grandma = ok

but also to invite the godsister's half brothers and sisters???? and i heard that their family size is the same as ours. AND only my mom's generation knows them. What abt their kids? NO ONE KNOWS THEM and def = 0 interaction i can say.

so 32x 2 = 64.


initiall i thought 32 pple was alrdy going to be hella cramp. now 64??
where are the young nephews and nieces going to sit? WHERE"S MY GRANDMA GOING TO SIT?

what's more is that the birthday song is going to be in cantonese when everyone doesnt know cantonese but hokkien? and my grandma is a hokkien anyway? (cantonese song was suggested by my aunt's friend. feel like scolding that idiotic person). i mean OMFG.

She even hired a photographer?? dude they also need space to take shots!! and a MC??? sighs.......why do we even need a MC when my cousin Mark is one or can be one, him being the Goth King, DJ etc.

Did i mention that the BLOODY young 19 years old photographer suggested a musical chair game in hokkien music? I MEAN COME ON MAN!! besides the new borns (born in year 2000 and after) the rest of us are min 18 years old. thank god i managed to dissuade my aunt from it but i heard recently she was considering it again.

And there are pts i dun even know like food arrangments, car park space etc.

There are just too many things that are VERY likely to go wrong and there's no way to avoid it since i cant say i dont want to go, after all it is my grandma's birthday.

helllooooo sleepless nights. i expect alot of pple to leave early. so much for a happy family gathering.

By the Degree of his most high and emo Emo God, stated below is the hierarchy of the Emo Club founded in 2009 which shall hence forth be known as the 1st years of Emoism... 1 EMO AD

The head poncho!!! The king the emo of emoness the all mighty and powerful ...*drum roll* EMO GOD
Weaknesses: HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES!! can be warded off with pics and videos of the emo catalyst playing dota.


EMO High Priest = Emo God's very 1st disciple...the supreme overlord!!

Primary duties including sourcing for more outputs of emoism for the mighty one! latest success was the emo catalyst.

The Emo Enforcer = DARTH EMO

to ensure emo followers remain true to the emo path. Once known as ivan tang. Master of the art of ksing
weaknesses: Vegetables and XLs.

The Emo Inquisitor. PASTOR TEO

Walk softly but carry a big stick is his emo slogan. well for this person its run forth loudly waving a big stick like a lunatic to ensure all adhere to the emo path. known for his tortures aka violence.
believed to have stirred the Emo god to his current path via years of repeated violence in secondary sch. Rumoured to be an alien in disguise.
Known weakness: CMs, and inability to function properly pass 1am.

The Emo Knight! William the fake black belt-er

not yet a true emo-er but getting there thx to the emo catalyst and emo god.

The Emo Catalyst eddy the feeder the noob the newb etc

brainchild of the Emo High Priest. This player is da MAN!!! the BOMBZ!! that gives the BOOMZ!! With him on ur side.,,.there's a 99.5% chance that u WILL emo. Pls refer to previous article on the Emo catalyst

selection process for the emo catalyst
1) Must have 3 consecutive games of 10 deaths or more
2) Must have unerring confidence that his skills are good despite those scores
3) Must always want to play dota despite having such skills (gotta hand it to ed for that. Despite such skills he still wants to play dota. DETERMINATION i tell u
4) there must be some innate chemistry btw him/her and the emo god, to subconsciously trigger emo god's inner emoism

Ed fitted the bill perfectly!! JX was a very distant 2nd place lol.

Emo Underlings:

GZ - the only known person to get pawned by the Emo Catalyst's NS (might we add that it was the emo underling's 1st time using NS) while using a morph. (this sad entity has been playing dota for YEARS!!!) Hence forth, he shall always be known as the ETERNAL Emo Underling for that shameful experience.

dude i bet even my grandma can play better dota than ed and u lost to ed in that game. OMFG!!!

others: jx, gh

Unconfirmed Emo Entity: Emo God's Younger Sister aka the Emo Goddess

under the watchful eye and guidance of the Emo God, this person might be the new Emo Goddess. Violent by nature thanks to a certain Inquisitor, she is a truly fearsome emo entity. she threw rocks at yh's groin! Enuff said. Potential Emo Level: exceeds the Emo Catalyst.

Heed well the words of the EMO HIGH PRIEST!! (aka emo ego overlord, supreme overlord, victor the kser, victor the great, victor the supreme egoist etc u get the drift)


Many years ago, he discovered the emo god was losing his emoism, because he was winning dota games. Hence the emo high priest decided to create something...someone to ensure games would be lost, allowing pure purple emoism to flood out.

1) Experiment no 1

log post no 1

SUCESS!! The Garung God : Pastor Teo.This new creation garungly charges into 5 heroes regardless of hp or situation, succeeded in pulling out moments of emoism from emo god.

log 2

Garung God has displayed certain flaws. Target has acquired a girlfriend and goes often to church activites, severely reducing dota playing time. Target's computer also disconnects often, (which does introduces emoism) but keeps him away from dota further.

i mean sure church and gfs are good for the human soul...but this is unecessary for emoism!! emosim requires 100% of the person's mind body and souL!!!

conclusion: require new subject to provide a new stable souce of emoism for the emo god

log 3

PROJECT EDWARD the emo Cataylst

- combining the skills of a total newb + Garung god's garungness + the Emo High Priest's egoness , and a pinch of pure purple emoism (grade A+++ quality) taken from the Emo God himself, the experiment is a success!!
(grade A+++ qualities emoism were harvested from the emo blast which transformed ordinary ivan tang into the dread DARTH EMO, hence quantities are extremely rare)

Game doesnt even need to be started for emo god to display emoness as soon as emo god sees subject edward in same team. Response from emo god: GG GG sure lose. rage quit and emoism output has increased by 10000%. WOHOO!!

log 4. (b4 ed went to NZ for 6 months)

subject skills have improved slightly. UNACCEPTABLE. (this is the time ed's sa had a mega kill streak and was doing pretty well after intense training and coaching). Requires upgrading to a lousier set of skills. Subject taken offline for 6 months

log 5.

PERFECTION!!! After 6 months of development, ladies and gentlemen!!! i present to u the EMO CATALYST!!!

all past skills or lackof have been enhanced. subject is more ego than ever with deadlier emo causing skills due to his lack of skills.

eg: MY PRO POTM...my PRO VANGUARD POTM
eg: MY JUG IS GOOD!!!! Ultis with 5 other mobs ard (still does that after repeated coaching)
eg: BloodSeeker doesnt learn ulti at lvl 6 (lack of common sense is promising in causing emoness)

The best part? everytime subject shows improvement, he gets called overseas for some school activity etc which reduces his skill back to negative regions. Renewable source of emoism.

So far subject hasnt played with The Emo God recently but signs are promising. latest results show his emoness has caused the Emo high priest to quit dota for 2 days! causing massive vomiting blood icons to appear on his teammates msn screen.

promising indeed...we have created a monster !! a monster!!! HAHAHA..results exceed expectations...when the emo god sees my results, he will praise me and i shall forever sit besides his emo right (mouse clicking) dota hand. MUHAHAHA.

End of log.