Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Since it's near good friday and easter, here's some Christian music to lighten your soul

if u hear the music and feel naeseous or it causes extreme pain to your ears...go see a priest /pastor to repent of your sins.

and check the mirrors for any of these symptons
a) glowing red eyes (and not those kind that comes from drinking too much alcohol or lack of sleep or viral infection

b) any 666 numbers popping out on your body

c) forked tails / tridents, horns coming out etc


With that have a happy easter and good friday! *moans...i've to go to work this satuday*

To be happy, Think HAPPY!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

ah yes old willie the emo gay knight guessed correctly! YES IT WAS THE !@&*()@ canoe incident.

So gather ard young ones and let me tell a tale that will strike terror into ur hearts at the stupidity of people. There are idiots and there are "idiots".

A long long long time (10 years to be exact), the young but not so puny sized victor went to OBS. since i mentioned this earlier on in my blog last time i shall not bore u with much details but shall jump straight to the action part. LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION.

anyway last 2 days had to go for the sea expedition trip. We set off in a dark and stormy day. OK fine it wasnt dark and stormy when we left. Young Victor was partnered with a Malay girl. So there we were paddling when suddenly a heavy storm fell upon us!

acutally everyone saw the storm coming (instructors decided to row for a nearby island) but oh well some (like my canoe) didnt make it in time

With whipping rains and leaping waves, we were battered left and right. (After i got back, my mom was very relieved. she showed me the newspaper for that stormy day, 2 pple were swept away and drowned in that storm. not sure where though, maybe they fell in a canal)

and well well well WOULD U BELIEVE (to those reading this the 1st time, the usual readers prob read this 3-4 times and would believe it) THAT MALAY GIRL DROPPED /LOST HER FUCKING OAR!!!????

usually this would be upsetting enough but the reason she gave me....i mean if she said she lost her grip because of the wind and the rain its...ok i guess...but....but...
....
She didnt want to lose her hat which her bf gave her, so she used 2...TWO!!! hands to hold onto her hat = 0 hands for the oar.

if emoism had sufaced earlier i would have been the 1st emo god i think.

so all the pent up frustration accumulated from HX's multiple "friendly" "pats" just gushed out. I remember screaming at her asking her "ARE U STUPID? losing your *@!() oar over the fucking hat?"

the irony? i lost my brother's personal ACS(I) hat which had his name sewed in gold on it in that storm. he scolded me for that but he knew it wasnt really my fault anyway. Rather i told him very bluntly...my life or your hat? which is more important?

Afterall if i wasn't like some DUMB BITCH. it would have been quite a joke seeing a canoe with 2 pple but both missing their oars.

Anyway a few of us rowed for the nearby little stretch of rocks which we could beach the canoes.

u know for a &!*)@!()()@! who had her I@!()*@!_(@!)_(@! deathgrip on the *#!()@!)_ hat, can u believe she somehow still managed to lose her grip on it and let it flow away from her? Then she started wailing hysterically ( i mean it, crying and all the hair wringing) and begged me to get it for her. I almost lost my balance on the rocks b4 i managed to grab it for her.

She ALSO didnt help in pulling the canoe closer to the rocks so that it wouldnt get swept out to sea. Do u know how heavy a water filled 2 seater canoe is? yes, and not to boast i dragged it abt almost i think 1.5m - 2m 1 handed. I know that my right hand kinda felt weird for a while after that but oh well you know the saying : " Anger gives great strength", "yes.....embrace it....accept ur anger and embrace the dark side of the force!"

I know...dun ask me why i even went to take it. probably just to shut her up. tired (have u any idea how hard it is to row a 2 seater canoe with but 1 row and the waves trying to sweep u in another direction? luckily the small island of rocks were in line with the waves so there wasnt much struggling against them)

Does it surprise u that she kept VERY VERY quiet and VERY VERY far away from me till the damm storm broke? me thinks i gave her the stare of death. i was just this close *fingers abt 2mm apart* from slapping her face and tossing her hat to the sea.

I remember..do u guys remember this Malay girl in NTSS? asthrysia?
i think she suffered a bout of hyperthermia during that incident. *grunt* victor here is made of leaner stuff. think they solved that by wrapping her in blankets. i do think there was an instructor with us at that time. then once they reached the island, she got hot milo! all that time i was just eating the plain biscuits they gave us. even picking a piece that dropped on the rocks...*seasoned with god knows what's in the sea and bird droppings* lol

Anyway, i think someone up there was watching this idiotic hat loving nut girl and it prob made that certain someone irritated too i guess. As a kind of retribution, the girl was bitten 3 times by a centipede that very night. i know its not nice to exult over someone's suffering but...i'm sure u all understand my feelings at that particular time.

looking back in hindsight, i should have done things differently. With age comes wisdom, how true that is. I should have, if conditions permitted, turned around, grabbed the hat away from her, slapped her hard twice to get her attention, and threatened her that if she didnt stop whining and help out more (hell even paddling with her hands might have helped), she would really get it from me. Probably just to emphasize my point i would toss her #!&!()*@()! hat to the sea. Heck..that hat wasnt even nice to look at.

*grunt* i would definitely have made an enemy of her and her whatever idiotic bf she had. but ah well...the amt of satisfaction that would have given me...sorts of would have compensated for it.


and i started this post on the 28th but finished it 3 days later. i was busy lah.

Btw, everything happened as it was. i dun think i overexaggerated anything that is.

Friday, March 26, 2010

, A LOT or 99.99% of the people i know say i've no temper

Really?????? really???

*ponders...thinks...analyses....* prob. maybe because i'm more in control of my temper than most pple.

now gather ard people and let me tell u the 1st time i truly lost my temper with a stranger.

a looong time ago, in a not so far place from my house, in a pretty tiny canteen in NYPS (think it was in campus 2)..there was this small tiny little kid called victor cheong aged 6 or 7 (yes i was damm puny in primary sch...matchstick legs and hands) whose chinese name was zhang jiaping. (bet most of u didnt know abt my huanyinping name right?)

so there was this other bastard called yang junwei. i will always remember his name, who teased me. think he called me apple in chinese ping guo. and for some reason it hugely irritated the young victor.

i remember tolerating it for several days? weeks? can't really remember

so after "ta-haning" for a certain duration, poor young victor snapped. and this part i remembered, it was during recess period. Man i tell u...campus 2 that time sold damm good soup. think it was beehoon seaweed soup. shiok!

anyway not to digress, victor snapped and punched the idiot in the face.

sadly i can't recall the outcome of the fight. I do remember him being very shocked i think. I mean u dun expect a much smaller sized person punching u in the face in front of the canteen crowd right?

sadly i cant remember what happened after i threw that punch. odds are pretty good that poeple broke us apart or i was beaten up or something.

But in Primary 6 i do remember him giving me those sort of flinty look. haha...I wonder WHY we never became friends huh? I'm such a charming person after all and it was only..to my knowledge..1 small punch.

oh well the next post will be another incident which i almost lost my temper with VERY idiotic person. I think i blogged abt it once...oh wait i did blog abt it b4. oh well recycling old stories isnt that bad i guess.

Now back to reading Jane Eyre and do my essay by monday. Oh joy!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I feel bad abt making fun of ed. I mean ever since he played dota with us..he's like the butt of all the jokes lol.

WHAT TYPE OF FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF THEIR OTHER FRIENDS??? DON'T U PPLE HAVE ANY SHAME??

we must forgive and forget. As the Lord says, if someone slaps you on the cheek, offer him the other cheek too.

of course i could never do that...more like i will go out and beat the guy too. oh well..anyway ya I"M SORRY ED!!! (this apology will hold until he comes back playing dota, when he does that...he will own us an apology for making us vomit blood playing with him)

Imagine next time when we are like 70+ years old and telling our grandchildren et3000's deeds in dota. *shudders* might as they say..kana heart attack and vomit blood.

sometimes all i need is just picture ed playing the game...and i will wave and hands and groan aloud. (my mom caught me doing that once lol. had to lie that my assighment was killing me)

Anyway Darth Emo (ivan) Emo Gay Knight (willie) and me (the very emo overlord) were discussing something VERY scary.

Imagine...CzY has a female /male child (innate emoism) + Ed has an opposite sex of emo god's child (innate noobness)

now imagine those 2 marrying. It will be like a Romeo and Juliet style. Because for some reason i cant imagine czy and ed to allow their children to marry. So exciting...of course if they do get married and have a kid...That will be the TRUE HEIR to the EMO NOOBNESS PATH! A true abomination!!! Possessing emo god's emoness and et3000's noobness...a horror unleased on the unsuspecting world..

The world shall shake, thunder and lightning, earthquakes and storms will hit Singapore. maybe also see a sudden eclipse.

Err..ya so we shldnt make fun of et3000 u know? HE's OUR FRIEND!! (of course if he keeps playing dota with us...not sure if he will remain our friend lol)

Come to think abt it...how did i even make friend with edward....hmm...for some reason my memory's a blank when it comes to him in ntss... maybe the experience was blanked out for my own sanity. Let's see..i remember making friends with ivan....hx...(even though hx's friendship at that time was...violently expressed)..yh...

nah what sort of asses break off friendships over a game? We shld all be more loving and caring to our fellow man. (sounds cliche i know)

Friday, March 19, 2010

i wanted to blog abt something

but i forgot what it was...

Ironic thing? it was meant to say best to blog abt 1 good thing b4 u pple complain abt the previous rubbish post.

and now here i am posting another rubbish post. lol.

i wonder what was the post i wanted to post.

hmm..can anyone help me remember? lol


maybe if i do a systematic elmination process

a) not abt dota...so that kicks et3000 or emo god out
b) food? hmm i am hungry but dun think i was thinking abt blogging abt food. 1 more b4 lunch hr
c) hmm i'm feeling cold now...but def wasnt going to blog abt that. aircon seems colder today in office

had a faint feeling was going to blog abt ivan but then again maybe not....he does have weird eating timings.

hmm.....hm...oh well nvm. yet another frivolous post by me. i do think yh and hx will comment on this and the last post.

blog fatigue lol. need something to spark off those creative juices. i know! maybe i can use my blog to educate pple abt lit! lol. hahahahaha. so who wants to read Jane Eyre?

nah just kidding. I know once i mention lit most pple's eyes kinda roll back and all their insomenia gets cured.
since i've to go back to work this saturday again. assignment due soon. got caught in the rain multiple times w/o an umbrella and feeling kinda down

this post is just going to be abt whining.


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WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!WHINES!
WHINES!WHINES!

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Thank you for reading this blog. and yes yes this is the sort of post just to fill up the blog count and to stop hx from asking me to blog more.

+ i'm bored at work.

grumbles + whines once more.

ah...that felt better. lol. i feel like laying down in corner and begin the slow process of decompostion....this sort of weather....i wanna sleeepppp. I know a certain mr tang is prob snoozing his head off.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

So there's this little kid somewhere in my neighbourhood that thinks its fun to scream out loud at the top of her voice

she / It has done that 5 times now.

and then there this tired person called victor who's sitting in his room reading a very heavy going literature text which is absolutely necessary for his assignment due next week + having a slight headache and that screaming isnt helping.

Now then what shld that tired person do? Maybe i shld just smile adn think kids...u gotta love them and ignore her....NOT. I'm no saint so... #!*@!()*)_! STOP UR BLOODY SCREAMING KID!!!

bloody hell....kids like that shld be muzzled.

Friday, March 12, 2010

i wanted to blog properly today but i'm too exhausted to really put up a proper posting.

Anyway william wants to know of any good vegetarian restaurants. so feel free to help him out. He's going for a healthy eating lifestyle!!

eating veggies is healthy for the body u know? *coughs and looks at ivan*

for those who are Christians or at least read the bible, remember the story of Daniel? u knwo the one who was thrown into the den of lions and came out unharmed. well he was a vegetarian u know?

kk. argh utterly exhausted. it's no fun waking up at 615am every morning for a week and working on a saturday. blah.

for some weird reason i'm stuck to listening to the phantom of the opera songs (theme song and the music of the night by Sarah Brightman). Man..that lady has a good voice!

and so the zombified friend of yours here will enter a state of recharging

Nights folks! and pleasant dreams!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

ARRrrggghhhh

cannot take it anymore. i can read an interesting novel like 200 pages an hr

but give me a heavy lit text or play or novel and i slow down to 100 pages a day..if i'm lucky. add in analysing the damm text and it slows down to 50 pages.

And I know many 99.99% of the readers in this blog are struggling with their FYPs so here's a post to cheer u guys insane...i mean a post that will bring a smile to those faces. *grins* CHEERS!

We all know or most of us know a girl sang a song to CZY aka EMO GOD!! over the phone. The imagery that popped into my mind was this phantom of the opera song. (esp the 3min mark). Can imagine him telling the girl SING TO ME!!! MORE EMONESS!! MORE! Is it me or has zy become more emo this year?

(edited: i tried uploading the video but for some reason it just wouldnt upload. and since i'm too lazy to even add the url. go youtube and search for phantom of the opera main theme song k?

besides this song is pretty good. Even though CZY will prob be emo-er than usual if he sees this post. lol thank god he doesnt read my blog. tsk..1/2hr and the video hasnt uploaded yet.

yes i know the songs i like to listen are in the 90s and 80s. Call me an old fuddy duddy uncle then.

...
Was driving home from school last week and saw this on a bus. whipped out my cam phone and clicked. I suppose those that play DOTA with me will recognize the comedic element in the picture. But for those that dont here's another thought. WHOEVER SUCKS ON CHIPS ANYWAY??? i thought pple munch and bite on chips.

Weird advertising i must say.
just realised my last post it the 400th post

wohoo!. 6 years of blogging and 400 posts only...ard 67 a year.

not that bad i guess.

of course my cousin's friend blogs everyday. Sheesh some pple have so much free time. How they ever do it? The world can't be that interesting right? OK it prob is but then again my lifestyle is pretty mundane.


Totally exhausted this whole week

a) waking up at 615am so i can send my sis in law to work + my niece to her (popo's) grandma's house
b) shifting office within 2 weeks time. blah. hate packing. + i just banged my knee with a very heavy box yesterday. Nice little bruise on my kneecap now.
c) Reading Jane Eyre with a literature student's eye. It's.....argh....487 pages? and i still have my Sunset Song book to read also +150 pages to go.

oh well..life's like that

Anyone wants to watch Alice in Wonderland? The very loner thought of going to watch it alone occured to me but i can alrdy feel hx's words of : " watch alone? don't be such a loser lah!" ringing in my ears.

if no one wants to watch it...well i guess i can always wait for it to come out on TV a few years later. I'm FREE NEXT WEEK!! anytime anyday!!

acutally i wanted to watch it this friday since i've to collect my cousin's birthday gift voucher. $50 dinning voucher from Les Amis. His birthday is like on monday but there's a gathering on sat at his house.

I don't think ANY of my CLOSE friends EVER got me a gift more than $50 right??? *rolls eyes*

*sighs* well here's a suggestion: I saw this INTERESTING book *HINTS* at Kinokuniya

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. ($20 or so i think). So it's decently priced. Come on!! get the hint alrdy! (even though my birthday is still like 6months away but i will accept early gifts)

Have u pple even heard of Pride and Prejudice? by Jane Austen???

SURELY u guys arent such literature country bumpkins right????? (i know ivan is...he hasnt even heard abt Virginia Woolf..tsk tsk)

So to end it off....here's a quote from my lit tutor

"a lot of famous literature artists/people are either insane or suicidal. So if u want to be a famous lit person...have suicidal thoughts"

i'm half way there lol. insanity. a fine line btw madness and genius

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Just yesterday i was at Borders (wheelock place), and i noticed some of the books falling off the shelves.

and there was this small group of Singaporeans (young AND old) just looking at the books on the floor. Mind u it was only 4-5 books., was it THAT HARD TO HELP PICK UP THOSE BOOKS???

i mean seriously....there are times when Singaporeans utterly disgust. In the end, i just picked it up and said it loudly enough that those idiots could hear :"is it that hard to pick up these books? Singaporeans...tsk"

As a race, we humans never fail to disgust each other and i guess this incident is just one of many such instances.