Wednesday, September 30, 2009
A video which i posted the hyperlink a few years back since i didnt know how to upload videos and still dun know how to till blogger gave the nice little icon option now.
I believe most of u watched it that time but oh well old stuff are still the best! (don't think CM has seen it yet since she didnt know hx at that time lol = dun know abt my all mighty and power blog!)
Happy Birthday to the Supreme Emo Overlord
Yai know it's overdue by more than 1 week bit i like to thank all those who celebrated my birthday with me and those who wished me happy birthday on my acutal birthday itself.
I would like to thank the utter lack of presents besides from HX and Yh and the fact lol that i had to treat the entire 7 pple who went htere *sobs* (ok fine i didnt mind treating since my mom insisted on it and gave me the $$$ for it also)
Nayway it was a pretty interesting ice cream buffet at Swensen @ Ion Orchard. (10th or was it 11th Sept) U have the usual HX saying: "Wah the food here very ni "= very sweet, and next thing u know he goes off for a 2nd and 3rd and nth where n= double digit number helpings... -_-' so very like him...
well the waffles were nice. but overall far too sweet the food was. very bad for health.
Like to thank YH for his world domination book. I declare it the 3rd artefact of the Bachelor's Club to form the unholy trinity of artefacts
a) Foody!! The White bear that was once black! ( 1st unholy relic currently held by Darth Emo)
b) The Emo Slippers!! (2nd and most potent emo relic so far! held by the one and only EMO GOD)
c) World Domination Book (ruling by fear techniques held my the Emo King aka 1st Emo disciple aka Supreme Overlord)
One of these days i must take a photo of foody wearing the emo slippers and holding the book.
truly a sight to inspire emoism anyway.
Like to thank Hx and his CM (almost typed CMI by mistake lol) for the MacDonald's huge mac spicy meal with the big milo drink.
Although it was abit too spicy, fattening, oily, too filling and very uncomfortable since i had to sit down after my meal but i appreciate the thought! i mean since when in the past was hx so kind to buy me a meal? so touched. Religion and GF can really change a man.
Also like to thank those who wished me happy birthday early and for those that didnt.....(stares at emo god..haiz)
emo god so sincere lor...he said 18th sept no need to wish since swensen outing alrdy wished....so cold....
oh well update's done. 24...feels so old...weak...meek....reflexex thinking processes all slowing down...
I would like to thank the utter lack of presents besides from HX and Yh and the fact lol that i had to treat the entire 7 pple who went htere *sobs* (ok fine i didnt mind treating since my mom insisted on it and gave me the $$$ for it also)
Nayway it was a pretty interesting ice cream buffet at Swensen @ Ion Orchard. (10th or was it 11th Sept) U have the usual HX saying: "Wah the food here very ni "= very sweet, and next thing u know he goes off for a 2nd and 3rd and nth where n= double digit number helpings... -_-' so very like him...
well the waffles were nice. but overall far too sweet the food was. very bad for health.
Like to thank YH for his world domination book. I declare it the 3rd artefact of the Bachelor's Club to form the unholy trinity of artefacts
a) Foody!! The White bear that was once black! ( 1st unholy relic currently held by Darth Emo)
b) The Emo Slippers!! (2nd and most potent emo relic so far! held by the one and only EMO GOD)
c) World Domination Book (ruling by fear techniques held my the Emo King aka 1st Emo disciple aka Supreme Overlord)
One of these days i must take a photo of foody wearing the emo slippers and holding the book.
truly a sight to inspire emoism anyway.
Like to thank Hx and his CM (almost typed CMI by mistake lol) for the MacDonald's huge mac spicy meal with the big milo drink.
Although it was abit too spicy, fattening, oily, too filling and very uncomfortable since i had to sit down after my meal but i appreciate the thought! i mean since when in the past was hx so kind to buy me a meal? so touched. Religion and GF can really change a man.
Also like to thank those who wished me happy birthday early and for those that didnt.....(stares at emo god..haiz)
emo god so sincere lor...he said 18th sept no need to wish since swensen outing alrdy wished....so cold....
oh well update's done. 24...feels so old...weak...meek....reflexex thinking processes all slowing down...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
A short tale from the long lost forgotten chapters of Garungness embodied Mr TEO HX!
These happen many years back, when the natural order of things were all proper like sun sets in the west and raises from the east, water flows downslope etc
This was the time when we were playing basketball in NP in 2005 i think.
while playing and trying a lay up, i landed on Cy's foot = fractured ankle
of course at that time we didnt know. it just seemed like a bad sprain. of course it hurted like crazy and i had to be supported by 2 pple
and our horrifying garung officer said: "wah victor so weak!" then he went on to mention something abt his friend in army that time thailand sprain ankle but still went to walk over a few km.
but now all has changed, since aliens abducted above mentioned person
1) he goes to church
2) no more vulgarities (rarely heard now)
3) he actually treated me lunch!!! (OMFG!!!!) *ok granted it was my birthday and it was a macdonald meal but still...*
4) he's no longer extremely violent!
5) walking speed has tremendously decrease too..
u know...if aliens wanted to spy on earth, they shld have researched a bit more b4 abducting hx.
i mean it's so obvious the hx now is a imposter right? it's like extreme make over hahahaha.
we got ur game alien!! Hand us back the real hx!! (but make him less violent, more willing to treat friends, etc)
HAHAHAHA.
These happen many years back, when the natural order of things were all proper like sun sets in the west and raises from the east, water flows downslope etc
This was the time when we were playing basketball in NP in 2005 i think.
while playing and trying a lay up, i landed on Cy's foot = fractured ankle
of course at that time we didnt know. it just seemed like a bad sprain. of course it hurted like crazy and i had to be supported by 2 pple
and our horrifying garung officer said: "wah victor so weak!" then he went on to mention something abt his friend in army that time thailand sprain ankle but still went to walk over a few km.
but now all has changed, since aliens abducted above mentioned person
1) he goes to church
2) no more vulgarities (rarely heard now)
3) he actually treated me lunch!!! (OMFG!!!!) *ok granted it was my birthday and it was a macdonald meal but still...*
4) he's no longer extremely violent!
5) walking speed has tremendously decrease too..
u know...if aliens wanted to spy on earth, they shld have researched a bit more b4 abducting hx.
i mean it's so obvious the hx now is a imposter right? it's like extreme make over hahahaha.
we got ur game alien!! Hand us back the real hx!! (but make him less violent, more willing to treat friends, etc)
HAHAHAHA.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Pretty sure i blogged this before but i think it was in my old blog like 5-6years ago or so.
Who remembers OBS? (outward bound Singapore)
I remember in the BC club only ivan and i were involved in it. Hx had some sort of mini op on his left arm so he had to miss it. 5 days camp OBS.
Blah still remember my mom worrying abt me going there. in fact she didn't want me to go at all. FORTUNATELY i think some of the teachers persuaded her it was ok and it will be safe (u will see the irony of this statement later)
From what i can remember it was pretty fun till starting from the 3rd day onwards or was it 4th? = make some banner and it lasted till like 2.30am or so. and we had to wake up at like 430am? in the end the sea expedition (that's the group i was in) were scolded because the other group the land expedition were all on time.
so off we went cannoeing to some distant island and i had this malay girl as my partner. ( i was sitting in front) Ivan, in another boat had Wee Keong (big muscular guy), and dear darth emo was sitting behind....waving at me....with his oar not even in the water...letting wee keong doing all the peddling. and he had that so ever disgusting smirk look on his face...bua tahan.
Cannoeing was pretty fun (i still hadn't developed my water phobia that strongly at that time). Then we hit a really bad storm ( i found out later from my mom she was damm worried abt me because 2 pple were killed in singapore by that storm)
ok fine so it was bad....high waves, the expedition split into those who made it safely into the designated island and those who couldnt (like me). It got worse..
MY *#&!*(@!()*@!( Malay PARTNER LOST HER F*king OAR!!! i would have understood if u know maybe she lost her grip or something ya? but nooooo.....she lost her oar because she was too busy holding onto her E!()*#@!@!(*@()!*@ CAP which her BF gave her. Irony was that i also lost the cap that my brother gave me, his only ACS cap with his name on it (those sort of final year memoir gift).
so i had to ram the canoe into a line of mini island like 50m of rock side by side with a few others. Now that i thik abt it...she lost her cap to the waters that time and i had to get it for her. I remember doing it and asking her to shut the fuck up because she was screaming like a bloody bitch. so instead of helping me to pull the WATER FILLED CANOE up like all the other partners were helping..she just stood there looking scared because the rocks were very slipperly and u know high waves etc. Do u know how freakingly heavy a water filled canoe weighs?
ya so her cap = more important than her life and the only means to get off the island. u know i've never been racist b4 but after that incident....my opinion on Malays hit quite low. ok my opnion on my STUPID PARTNER was non existent.
Thinking back on it...i feel this enormous wave of emoism building up in me. *hurls 1001 curses and emo barriages at the cursed girl) *heard thunder when iwas typing this....on a clear bright sunny day....my emo powers are growing....*
I cant remember how i canoed back to the deisnated island....hell..guess iwas too emoraged that time.
Next day i had a new partner because that fool of a girl somehow got bitten 3 times by a centipede. I know it sounds bad but at that time i was glad she got bitten thinking it was retribution...
Imagine if CZY was in my place? Emoism would have been born like 9 years eariler. hah.
Who remembers OBS? (outward bound Singapore)
I remember in the BC club only ivan and i were involved in it. Hx had some sort of mini op on his left arm so he had to miss it. 5 days camp OBS.
Blah still remember my mom worrying abt me going there. in fact she didn't want me to go at all. FORTUNATELY i think some of the teachers persuaded her it was ok and it will be safe (u will see the irony of this statement later)
From what i can remember it was pretty fun till starting from the 3rd day onwards or was it 4th? = make some banner and it lasted till like 2.30am or so. and we had to wake up at like 430am? in the end the sea expedition (that's the group i was in) were scolded because the other group the land expedition were all on time.
so off we went cannoeing to some distant island and i had this malay girl as my partner. ( i was sitting in front) Ivan, in another boat had Wee Keong (big muscular guy), and dear darth emo was sitting behind....waving at me....with his oar not even in the water...letting wee keong doing all the peddling. and he had that so ever disgusting smirk look on his face...bua tahan.
Cannoeing was pretty fun (i still hadn't developed my water phobia that strongly at that time). Then we hit a really bad storm ( i found out later from my mom she was damm worried abt me because 2 pple were killed in singapore by that storm)
ok fine so it was bad....high waves, the expedition split into those who made it safely into the designated island and those who couldnt (like me). It got worse..
MY *#&!*(@!()*@!( Malay PARTNER LOST HER F*king OAR!!! i would have understood if u know maybe she lost her grip or something ya? but nooooo.....she lost her oar because she was too busy holding onto her E!()*#@!@!(*@()!*@ CAP which her BF gave her. Irony was that i also lost the cap that my brother gave me, his only ACS cap with his name on it (those sort of final year memoir gift).
so i had to ram the canoe into a line of mini island like 50m of rock side by side with a few others. Now that i thik abt it...she lost her cap to the waters that time and i had to get it for her. I remember doing it and asking her to shut the fuck up because she was screaming like a bloody bitch. so instead of helping me to pull the WATER FILLED CANOE up like all the other partners were helping..she just stood there looking scared because the rocks were very slipperly and u know high waves etc. Do u know how freakingly heavy a water filled canoe weighs?
ya so her cap = more important than her life and the only means to get off the island. u know i've never been racist b4 but after that incident....my opinion on Malays hit quite low. ok my opnion on my STUPID PARTNER was non existent.
Thinking back on it...i feel this enormous wave of emoism building up in me. *hurls 1001 curses and emo barriages at the cursed girl) *heard thunder when iwas typing this....on a clear bright sunny day....my emo powers are growing....*
I cant remember how i canoed back to the deisnated island....hell..guess iwas too emoraged that time.
Next day i had a new partner because that fool of a girl somehow got bitten 3 times by a centipede. I know it sounds bad but at that time i was glad she got bitten thinking it was retribution...
Imagine if CZY was in my place? Emoism would have been born like 9 years eariler. hah.
ok ok...1st time see so many asking me to update my blog at the same time.... phew...peer pressure...
hoho...yh's blog has the sound of silence song. I've 3 different versions of that song on my itunes. and i do read yh's blog!!! yh shld put a tagboard like me. easier to comment rather than to click on the comments then must type user name etc etc
ate at clementi last night. and saw a preview of FFXIII on the PS3. i was like omfg #*!*#!()#1. as soon as i saw the graphics on the game i straight away knew it was by Squire Enquix. Almost makes me tempted to get a PS3.
on a totally unrelated digression: i really felt my age when one of my cousins told me:" hey victor, in a few days time u will be 10 years older than me!". I'm not that old!! ok fine...most of my favourite songs do appear in gold 90.5FM and the class 95 love songs at night but still!!!
( i was kinda shocked that depp leopard's when hate and love collide song appeared on the love songs section, i was like oh man...."
next year most of us will be 25years old! man...1/4 of a century old. old fraggorts lol/
hoho...yh's blog has the sound of silence song. I've 3 different versions of that song on my itunes. and i do read yh's blog!!! yh shld put a tagboard like me. easier to comment rather than to click on the comments then must type user name etc etc
ate at clementi last night. and saw a preview of FFXIII on the PS3. i was like omfg #*!*#!()#1. as soon as i saw the graphics on the game i straight away knew it was by Squire Enquix. Almost makes me tempted to get a PS3.
on a totally unrelated digression: i really felt my age when one of my cousins told me:" hey victor, in a few days time u will be 10 years older than me!". I'm not that old!! ok fine...most of my favourite songs do appear in gold 90.5FM and the class 95 love songs at night but still!!!
( i was kinda shocked that depp leopard's when hate and love collide song appeared on the love songs section, i was like oh man...."
next year most of us will be 25years old! man...1/4 of a century old. old fraggorts lol/
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