EMOISM

From where it came from no one knew.. mentioned only in hush whispers in the dark of the night, legends of emoism spreaded throughout the universe.

For millenia and countless years it waited in the darkest and deepest part of the galaxy, seeking something or someone, patiently bidding its time...till now.

On 8th September 1985...it's greatest host, CZY was born and still emoism bidded its time...to watch the growth of its champion...to judge if it was worthy. CZY didn't disappoint the entity called emoism, and on his 21st birthday..emoism merged with CZY! AND BEHOLD! THE EMO GOD WAS BORN!!! LET THE UNIVERSE TREMBLE B4 HIS MIGHT!

THe next 2 years, the Emo God refined his tactics and on the eve of a cold windy dota night, he struck!

The very 1st victim was the overlord! The overlord initally scoffed at the effects of emoism. "HAH! that puny thing can't affect me"! Alas...how wrong he was. Initially indeed he was unaffected. but after weekss..months of subtle emoism showed to him, his defences broke and thus he became the 1st disciple of the EMO GOD in year 2009.

The next victim was the Tangwalker! Ivan tangwalker put up a vailent fight against the subtle manipulations of the Emo God and his disciple. Realising that his subtle emo signals wouldnt work against one forewarned and with knowledge of emoism, the Emo God tried another tactic....one of BRUTE devastating overwhelming displaying of pure emoism.

Alas for the universe...Ivan tangwalker was unprepared for the naked might of emoism and his defences crumbled..another convert for the Emo God. Ivan Tangwalker was no more...Darth Emo had been born!

So now with the unholy trinity of the Emo God, his 1st disciple and Darth Emo....the outlook for the universe looks bleak indeed. Who will be the universe's saviour??? *ARGH!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!*

Emoism spreads..it comes...it is here....be afraid....very afraid..... lol

Elaboration or rather pick up from Will's blog

In a Galaxy far far away....*on cue Star...Emo wars music* CZY aka The Emperor...known by many as the Emo-er savaged the galaxy with his emoism.

In an attempt to save his good friend from the dreadful dark(er) side of Emoism, *since emoism is alrdy considered the dark side* LUKE TANGWALKER steps from the path of happy enjoy urself light side into the dark path of emoism to try and reach out and break The Emo-er from it's influence.

Alas, but as Master Doya (Yoda) and many happy do goodies masters from before have said: "Be warned of Emoism! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.

And our secret super small and sophisticated spy bot caught the classic encounter on tape. Too bad Ivan Tangwalker didnt listen to his master's words.

Ivan: Come ZY! walk back onto the path light and freedom happy goodie none emo way! u can do it!!

CZY: wah liao...u still talking like that. *full blast of emo wave* go away lah. what good path? i want to quit quit what can u do? rather play my mmorpg etc (carry on for the next 10mins)

Ivan:ARGH!! Bua Tahan! #!!*)@!()*#! *steps into the path of Emoism* and thus....Ivan Tangwalker was no more.....Darth Emo was born!!

Fortunately Princess XL had twins b4 Tangwalker confronted the Emo-er. Luke Tangwalker and Leia Tangwalker! Heir to the Jedi...Happy go lucky in whatever u do path!

Doya's last words to Luke Tangwalker before dying in Episode VI:

Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emoer or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Tang... walker. DO NOT FALL INTO EMOISM!!


So what will happen next? Will Happy go lucky Luke Tangwalker saves his old pappy or will he suffer the same fate of emoism? Tune in for Emo Wars Episode V and VI.


Many thanks to William for his suggestions. So Ivan Tangwalker! u must have twins!! if not it's GG!! EMOISM REIGNS!

As all of us or rather most of us have witnessed, the emo god's power of emoism has grown very powderful. it has grown in magnitude power etc within the span of 1 year.

How was the emo god formed? here are several theories (based on several marvel comics characters)

Theory 1

CZY was in an exhibition displaying MMORPG stuff and they were showign the new machine guranteed to let one stay awake for 4more hours! Alas, at that moment when the beam was shot out, an emo spider was caught in the blast and disoriented, it landed on CZY's arm and bit him. Zy's eyesight got better, the emo str of the spider (x50 of a normal human being) and the EMO GOD WAS BORN!! (taken from spiderman's beginning for those marvel know nots)

Theory 2

Hulk Theory. Emo Nuclear bomb and ZY gets emofied by trying to save a poor person or the equivlent = Saving someone from a massive gank in dota which got him killed, the saved person didnt know thank zy but laughed at his foolishness. This unleashed ZY's latent emoism to such levels that from then on...ZY was no more! in his place was the EMO GOD!!

Theory 3

Willing to accept a experimental serum in order to help join the Singapore's gamers' guild to compete in the WCG, volunteer CZY offered to have it injected in him to enhance his reflexes, build up muscles mass etc etc

The experiment was a success but it had the side effect of also enchancing his emoness by many folds! but alas b4 it could be duplicated, a mysterious assassin killed the scientist and burned his notes. Thus was born captain czy....i mean the EMO GOD!

wanted to type more but lost the inspiration as u can see from the somewhat crappy post. ( at least i find it a bit crappy) oh well... i need to be inspired man!!

oh romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo...i mean oh hx hx where the f*ck art thou hx? (lol bc version)

well after typing this, saw my tag board and he's in paris! ah the city of romance...high fashion, good wine, hot babes and guys and probably the highest amt of heads lopped off in world history during the nice little revolution called the French revolution.

Well be prepared for some high stucked up attitude from the french. unless u know how to speak french then they will treat u better. (happened to my cousin who mastered french so powderfully she wrote her thesis paper in french, mentioned big big difference in treatment received after she spoke french to the sales person)

I heard the babes there are "seebei" chio. Hx try to discreetly look at them ok? or even better take a snapshot of them. *gives the evil diablocial perverted edward-like smile (w/o CM or the babes catching you lol, i've confidence in your stealth skills)

1 GF's good but best to get some spares lol. ( i can just visualise CM and XL both complaining to their respective BFs abt me... )

Do be careful though, european punks like to carry knives and come in gangs.

Oh well speaking of edward...is he even back in singapore yet? His case is really out of sight, out of mind. wohoo! i cnat wait for him to try and play dota, esp the new 6.60b. Confirm + 1000000% guranteed to make our emo god go on a emorage.


End Post: ALL RIGHTY MATE!! RODGER FEDERER BEAT RODDICK FOR 15TH TITLE!! WOHOO!! HE'S THE BEST!