Fantastic! 4 comments in 1 day!! it's unbelievable. OK i like insulting gh. It's a genetic code inbuild into me.

formula = see ugly pple/ ghs/edwards/ obnoxious pple = insult discreetly and not so discreetly.
lol. anyway most of the pple reading this blog are like yh...who at this moment has an unlimited amt of free time. lucky frag

think i would take a break from blogging. Forcing myself to blog is 1 way to kill the creative juices. so don't expect to see any blogging for the next few weeks or months.

and GH getting a gf so soon??????? sigh...*regretfully keeps the GH: 10yrs as a Bachelor plaque + perm membership plaque in an old box together with ivan's. *

Don't worry gh. like ivan, if u dun have a gf, we can always take the plaques out of the box and welcome u back with open arms to DAMMNATION and ETERNAL BACHELORHOOD!!! *evil laughter*

zz..my parents went to open and eat the chocalates i bought for mt alrdy. WAH!! good thing i bought chocs..even if can't give it away i can still munch on it. I wonder how they taste like though. So much for yet another unsuccessful plan of the supreme overlord.

cheers guys! last blog for the next several months.

it's gives me greater motivation to blog seeing how KA PO my friends are abt my life. It touches my heart *sniff sniff*

lousy bunch of losers...no girlfriends right? so got nothing better to do than read my blog correct? (ivan exempted from this insult). Can just imagine GH right now reading this log.

but let's not do any friend bashing. then again...it's only gh. I feel guilty abt bashing other friends..but gh? nah. Not a single moment of remorse or regret. I mean it's just gh. why waste such an emotion on him? pfft..bo hua..not worth it.

Anyway i've posted a link to rowan atkinson's skits on youtube on the BC site. Besides that, u guys might want to check out on the following skits: Rowan Atkinson in hell, Fatal beatings, and with friends like these (i didn't add that one in the message.)

the last one really represent a certain grp.

nothing much to blog anyway. life's been dull.

I feel guilty friend bashing on my blog. I'm so sad. (remains guilt ridden for the next 5 secs). Ok guilty time over.
Haha...Friend bashing is fun. Of course my dear friends know i dun really criticise them seriously anyway. Besides i know most of them don't take it to heart or mind anyway. So it's cool

When one is down and out, i need to surround myself with the BC members! Because i'm so good and superior to them, it boosts my morale. BETTER THAN IVAN!! GH!! CZY!! EVERYONE!!! Ok...sense of vast superiority up. Victor's thick skin grows another 1 feet. Gives the high snob, pointed nose, sakuragi lunatic laughter (Thick skin lvl 10: adds 55 armour, snoobish aura -50hp/s to allies and enemies alike and is immuned to criticism for the next 5mins)

It's so interesting reading all the "wonderful" comments made by friends and "friends". Makes blogging more fun. Some of them by yh is really funny.

Another 1 more week and i can drive w/o the P plate. Of course being allowed to drive alone is another matter. Mom's car= mom's rules= victor doesn't drive alone. zz...Of course i'm trying to persuade to let me drive to SIM alone. But ...bo luck. (she said wait till P plate comes off).

Another matter: thinking of buying a new laptop @ 1799= $1800. It's lenovo. Haha..that time told CY wrongly, told him innova. oops. Anyway lenovo is IBM brand, = very good quality. Thinking of getting the Y300 or 400. But in no hurry. So it's cool. As the supreme overlord, aren't the other slaves..i mean members of the club suppose to pay be tribute? say a monthly fee of $2? Think abt it...only a measly $24 a yr... hehe..8x24= 192 a yr... so puny right? Big CEOs get paid hundreds of thousands a yr. I'm just asking for a small $192 a yr. How's that? Maybe i shld put this in a poll. To make it a nicer figure, how abt $200 a yr? CHEAP CHEAP!!! PAY NOW.

Hell..it's not even enough to pay for my sms bill for smsing u pple abt outings and other stuff. HAVE A HEART! GIVE FREELY (to me).

PS: btw have i told anyone i've a new camera? pretty cool. 7 Mega px. haven't used it yet. of course i'm hoping to take a photo with a girl. But think by the time i do that, it would be 2020. lol. K back to my 1.5k-2k word essays again. Pfft.

Was just thinking of an outing with my parents for lunch a few weeks back. Even though it was just the old kopi thiam shops outside my house, i wore my bermudas and a presentable shirt. This brought to mind *drum rolls* IVAN.

Ivan sometimes has the worst dress code i've ever seen. I mean sure go orchard road and other places he dresses nicely or i shld say presentable. Sigh...but take places near his house or clementi and u can really die looking at him sometimes. Still remember the time went to Botak Jones

Shirt: ok
Pants: jeans= ok
foot wear= slippers (not sandals) = ARGH!!!

*shivers* watching ghost rider in JEC...can't bear to describe it. hahahaha. Maybe I will make it a personal project to coach and groom ivan in the way of dressing. It will be like the old movie "My Fair Lady" However...i think it would have a different result in the case of ivan. haha. Sigh...but will it be like trying to squeezing water from a rock?

come to think of it..i think i tried doing it like a few yrs back. Can't remember the results though. Oh well.. maybe XL will help groom ivan better. i'm sure she also wants him to dress better right? I'm 1000% sure ivan will listen to her than listen to me. for some reason ivan says i nag at him! *gosh* how can he say that? I only want the best from..i mean for him.

Oh well it's not as bad as it seems. take this as constructive criticism. lol. Cheers!

Gosh it's been 5 days since i've blogged. I see that gh commented on his lousy rk playing.

Let's refute his comments.
1) i left his lane after dying with him and he asked me to leave him to solo. (we were lvl 3-4). Wah liao, dun blame me for ur lousy skills lor. Pfft...str hero can die so many times against ax..lousy...

2) Gh die die sucks at rk. i've not played a winning game when he plays rk with us. He just can't take criticism. He can scold ivan for playing badly but he himself can't get scolded. Lousy player at RK. even if he wants to practise rk, dying mutliple times in multiple games shld give u a hint that the hero isnt suited for u bah.
thank god he's at least good at sandking and maybe sa or bh.

Now to other matters:

everytime i think of hongxin as a pastor the image of Genjo Sanzo pops into mind. For the ignorant pple: He's a monk in the jap anime Gensomaiden Saiyuki. A monk that carrys & uses a gun(killing demons and threatening pple), smokes & drinks. (dun think he chases after girls). For hongxin, i picture him wearing a black robe, carrying a huge double bladed ax. Drinks a bit and chasing after girls and bullying the weak and defenceless. haha.


and now i shall wait a few days for gh's expected outburst and his comments after he reads this post. Take it this way gh, once u know how lousy u r in rk, maybe it will spur u to quit dota. (sigh...thinks this will be too much to hope for, chalks up GH's name in the noobshit list, haha).

btw i've quitted dota liao. Only play if pple ask me.

EDIT: Maybe Gh's just getting old. u know the peak for lan games is the age of 17-21. saw it in a documentary. his poor fingers prob can't take the strain of pressing the hotkeys anymore. omg..what happens if he's also going dota senile? he didn't remember he was the one that killed william's chicken in the last game too... IT's always so sad when we lost such players. HAHAHAH!!! 1 foot in the dota grave. Here's lies GH..Former king of ks...died of "old" age. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

So today's headlines: Marvel has killed off CAPTAIN AMERICA! and by wat means? a SNIPER!!! 1 single bullet and it took down captain america..

so much for all the effort his enemies took to kill him. All the super plans like cosmic cubes etc etc and all it needed was prob $10m and 1 super good sniper..

what's marvel doing...killing off all it's good heroes...(eg: Hawkeye, vision, thor (not really dead more like suspension animation), now captain america? oh and of course 90% of mutants losing their powers.

PS: gh's rogue knight in dota needs more practice.

So i completed my essay :final count abt 1477 words or so.

I wish more single and ard my age girls would join Uni SIM next yr. Now's just a damm sad case. Everybody (male and shemale/females) are all at LEAST 5 yrs older than me. Most have the nice little perfect ring on their 3rd finger. Sigh..me thinks me going to be single for the year 2007 .


i'm trying to remember what i was suppose to blog. but it keeps on slipping my mind. I know it was a conversation i had with yh... ah well nvm, i'm sure it would appear soon.


I noticed most of the girls i've tried dating/dated names all starts with "M". Let's go with their intials: MB (infatuation i admit), MC (failure), MS (utter complete failure), MT (on-going but doesn't seem that good now).

Notice the 2nd initial is going down the alphabetical order? so if MT doesn't work out..i still have the letters : U, V,W,X,Y,Z. So i still have chance anyway. After MZ (if there is one) i wonder what the next initials will be. Man..how do some pple make going out on a date sound so simple and easy. Just call the girl and viola! date done and settled.


Ah well since friday's a day i can't have the date, i might as well put it to good use shopping a birthday gift for my little cute nephew. I just wish he would stop trying to lick my arm everytime he sees me. It's fun for him..but i don't think my arm or his tongue is that clean. He's this little tiny meatball that's so cute to carry and cuddle.

That's the thing with little kids. They dun store their energy like adults do. They run all the way play with all their energy for 2-3hrs. After that: bo energy= 3-4hrs sleep. They are so cute when they are sleeping. Nothing can wake them up...(at least nobody's stupid enuff to face off with a grumpy crying baby).

Btw hx..wat's the point of setting up an album in the BC site but leaving it empty? go post some pics lah! Be like will, a good member who posts pics up.

Btw, i've decided to upgrade ivan. Instead of Slave IVan i shall now call him my associate underling. (a servant to the crown, which could also mean a nobleman) sounds better? or u guys think i shld still refer him to as the SLAVE ? .

Like yh ivan and william say, i shld get to know more girls. I'm just straggering from 1 failure to another and another..like a drunken man.

ALE!! MORE ALE!! Make it wine. wine more refined.

Thanks for the suggestion yau on the baileys drink. Even forgotten i still have that bottle since we bought it fom the HK trip.

Oh yes sir whee....not even 1130am and here i am drinking alcohol. THe road down to debauchery begins! Didn't anciet poets use to get drunk b4 they write poetry? or was that in only chinese movies?drunken tiger snoring dragon. drunken victor F9 poetry grades! YA!!!!!

btw how much is the ratio of milk: baileys is? i added a even amt of both. So now i have 1 full cup (big one) to drink.

oh well...all this to complete an essay. Moral of story: start on homeworks eariler. Anyway it's all ivan fault. Why is it ivan's fault? i dun know...i'm working on it.

btw yh, if this drink makes me sleep and not able to complete my work by 11.59pm tonight, i'm going to punch ye.

If ivan's my slave, does that make his gf my slave too? if they have kids do they also become my property? i know it did in ancient times. I will provide clothing and food i guess. BUt is the hereditary slavery custom still on going? Can i have more slave pls ? Supreme overlord's entitleed to a few right?
jhahaha./

I've been feeling pretty cranky these days. Maybe if Males had PMS this would be mine.haha. I'm feeling down..gloomy. Still got 1k words on my essay that's due 2molo 11.59pm. NB...

What i need is some sake (that means jap wine for the stupid and ignorant) some girls to sing a song and maybe someone to bash up at the end of the song. a massage would be good too. maybe a massage while the girls are singing. then after the song i can beat up someone. that would perk my day.

Something tells me i need a date soon b4 i really go insane. All my lecs/tutorials pple are all so much older than me. I envy idiots like hx,ivan,ed gh (that covers ntu,nus and sim (daytime). Once more i've this wretched feeling that if i fail in my usual GF stuff (as usual, after have 100% failure rate haha.) i'll be a bachelor for quite a while more. Oh well cheers to the Supreme Overlord!

Yes i know i'm rambling now but it happens when i'm moody.actually now i feel slurry. That's what doing english hw the whole day does to u. *Tavern keeper! get me a beer....wine..girls too...and put it on my tab*

It always amuses me when Singapore becomes the punching of the nations around us. Blame Singapore for this blame that this that.

Weak minded fools. It must be nice to blame a country smaller than u. Why then when disasters strike, u come begging to us for aid and donations? So much for the strong and mighty. THose corrupted officials are the worst. U bark and whine, complain abt everything. Yet when the people ard u suffer, u sit in ur lofty houses, dining on good food driven by cars while pple starve and die

Pitiful animals. How i despised beasts like them. Even if they invade, wat can they do? offer soldiers our money and defections would be a common sight. Everything is for sale there, their land, sand and loyalty.

Instead of blaming us for ur pitiful plight, accept ur own incompetance and corruption. stop whipping the masses into a frenzy like stupid overseers do to their peasants and look into ur faces through a mirror. I suppose the weak always try to shift the blame on others, but ur simple childish tactics are plain for all to see. The world laughs at ur attempts to deceive, because we all know eventually rabid beasts are shot.

So whine and cry all u want, because when misfortunate strikes , i know where the pleading and begging begins again. How ironic that this little red dot is always the one helping the bigger dots. So come and beg for our scarps. and be grateful for them, little twits.

I'm bored of blogging abt new yr. Or i shld say i will take a break from blogging abt it for now.

Watched Ghost rider. Pretty good. Czy complained why I didn't postponed it to sat or later. Sigh...because I have a 1.5 -2k word essay to hand in by wednesday. Wah liao...it's super hard to plan and organise an outing for more than 5 pple ok? Amt of smses wasted...time calling pple. checking movie timings? I hope u f**kers who read the blog are grateful to pple organising stuff..be it me, hx or yh or anyone else. Esp that PSK ed...suka suka any old how dun want to go for outings. NB! CCB. If it's so easy to plan, u idiots go plan lah!

Stop whinning to us abt how come no outings here and there when u fuckers are the pple not coming for those we plan. U want outings, go plan ur fucking own and call us when u have finalised it. CB

If i have to hear ed's whinning voice (which i haven't for the last few months) abt why no bb...I swear I will kill him. (he did whine a lot the last time)

For some inexplicable reason, I'm in a pretty towering rage right now. there are a few reasons for that.

a) my dad just announced my younger cheong cousin (not the neo) has scored so many As in a lvls. then comes the usual blah blah blah, insult victor with his low grades, cousins better than u etc etc. Like i give fuck damm.. Ok so they score better than me, so what? As far as i care, Cousin A (let's not say names), as ZERO social manners. What do u think of a guy who brings his GF (for like 2-3months) to REUNION DINNER on CNY w/o informing the host? I mean sure, my aunt brings up smart kids, but truth to say, their manners leave alot to be desired.

b) It's raining. And i've to walk to class in the rain later on. FUCK! I hate getting wet in the rain. (unless it's with a pretty girl, then i dun mind the sacrifice)

c) MS actaully replied to my msn. Amazing what a few thousand miles in distance can do to establish better communications right? That 5 min conversation had more words than all the messages COMBINED we had over the last 2.5yrs. Seriously man...what type of friends are these? if u can even call them friends...

d) A LOT OF LEAVERS IN DOTA these days and NOOBSHITS too. (i never say ms heroes because i dun feel like report...wtf?? or i took ur bkb to play play only...was thinking to return but oops didn't know can't drop it.

U know i really feel like killing someone now....maybe after my lesson i will play dota. Choose my best hero and own some fuckers. U know they say writing down stuff is a way of expressing emotions and expelling them. It just doesn't work. Only thing i like in army was that u could hurl vulgarities non stop and u will feel better instantly. Not so at home. Must be gentlemanly.

k time for dinner. lessons then ownage.