CHALET OVER!!

Freakingly exhausting day. But u know its good after meeting with BC members after months of not having the time to meet up.

BBQ was goooooooooddddddd

games were...........noooooo goood because pple didnt trust me.

I'm the seer!! believe me!! (yuan yuan and czy...we dun believe u and even if ur the seer kill u also nvm..end result? 6 out of 7 pple voted to kill me...)

man i tell...if that was a movie, my seer's ghost would haunt the damm village for eternity lol.

my werewolve hunting powers quite power neh. so is my werewolve killing power. always pick out the seer to kill or who the werewolf is.

BUT no one believes me...buggers. i sensed biasness in that game. no one believed yh but do they kill him as often as they do me?? Noo...


Then next day went to Pastor Teo's baptism. *sniff sniff* so touching....and my stomach was growling. no breakfast...no food till 1245pm brunch.

was sooo tired during the sermon. I found the Pastor/ Reverend was a bit long winded. Worst part came when they said close ur eyes for prayers...GG victor GG.

Devoted victor closed his eyes for 2mins ++ (very deep prayer) . At least i hope that's what the photographer, with the gigantic lens pointing right at my face when i woke up, was thinking.

As long as i didnt snore shld have been ok i guess. Thx to CM for passing me a mentos sweet if not the zzzz monster would have won.

So hx baptised..right after that he THANKED me for coming and offered to treat me lunch (amazing no? i thought woah!! baptism really changes a person!!!)

then he said..oh he had no money, let CM treat instead (sigh of relief..that's the hx we know and love lol)

Was so tired i slept for 2hrs in the afternoon (not like some meekling who slept from 1pm - 9pm) tsk tsk...weak lah brothers weak!!


but i must be getting weaker also...last time i could stay awake the whole night and not sleep till next day night time...sighs...sign of old age lol.

Now a special word from our Emo God's 10 commandments, sadly we currently only have the 1st 4.

1) Thou knew it was a fair game when it started
2) Thou's incompetnecy caused them to leave
3) Thou Shall not feed
4) Thou shall keep pushing


Drink deeply the words of the Emo God!!!! Emolleujah!

End of the World part 2

EMO GOD GOT ASKED OUT FOR A DATE!!
wah how can that be??

i've never been asked out on a date b4..*sniffs sniffs cries in 1 small dark corner*

From my superior interrogation skills, we can deduce she's cute and she has a good singing voice

not bad neh..emoism attracts females. girl can call czy over the phone and sing to him.

ser·e·nade (sr-nd, sr-nd)n.

1. Music A complimentary performance given to honor or express love for someone.

role reversal i tell u...shldnt it be the guy seranding the girl?

at least she's smart to call over the phone because

a) czy lives 17 floors up. (sorry lah not like shakespearan time when the most is only 1 -2 stories up.

b) czy is forced to listen and has no chance to dump water down etc etc

So of course the great master gave emo god some advice like treating the girl to the meal (just for the 1st date, next few(if any) can go dutch which led to the explanation of going dutch since emo god didnt understand the term. WHICH even mroe interesting led to comments abt Darth Emo and Pastor Teo

So while Supremo overlord was still smarting from the thoughts of a girl asking out, czy said how to know if a girl who asked u out enjoys ur company? can share with me your experience? (1 arrow piece through my body)

my reply: no girl ever asked me out before (another 2 more arrows)

czy's reply": "Oh..........." (1001 more arrows hitting me) *victor sits in one small dark corner tracing small circles on the floor with his finger and sobbing quietly*

below is an example of how i felt

Oh well wish him luck for his saturday date neh. (he's going to cut hair, book movie tickets, buy present. He's a regular Romeo i tell u. take notes HX IVAN!!!)

1st time see czy going through so much effort for anything. i mean besides thinking of methods to ban ed from dota.

And this is yet another clue that the world is ending in 2010.

of course the real clue will be when a girl asks ed out on a 1v1 date. hahahaha.

The End of the World is NOT 2012 as pple state, it is 2010!!! my reasons are stated below

Reason why

1) Increased effects from global warmings

2) more conflicts and deaths ard the world

3) Birth of emoism end of 2008 (signifying the beginning of the end man!!!)

4) Ed's return to dota (hastening effect of emoism in the world. Frequency of dark purple emo clouds have increased by 10000% since ed's return to dota)

5) Ivan declaring he will quit dota. (this one not really a major concern there's been false alarms since 2 years back lol)

6) Hx's Baptism.
(the alien kidnappers really screwed up in their data man!!! HX GETTING BAPTISED!! I mean just 3 years b4, (if anyone told us hx was getting baptised...common reaction will be = HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA good joke good joke. it's a joke right?) Be sure to keep a lookout for massive earthquakes or hurricanes in Singapore on that day

but seriosuly hx to convert to christanity. man who would ever have thought abt it. His path to Pastor Teo is set!! image hx saying: " bless u my son! *sprinkles holy water* preaches abt sharing and giving and loving one anther...."

somehow the almost 10 years of info on hx doesnt seem to fit into that image. Must be love man...Females can really change a guy i guess. No wonder they say love makes miracles. JIA YOU XL!!! Make a vegetarian out of ivan!

As for my comments on the thoughts of baptism in general oh well those will come another day

After close to 8 months or more w/o dota...
EDWARD IS BACK TO THE FRAY!!

His very 1st words when he jioed us for dota. i'm now very pro ok? wait till u see my potm

He kept on saying that till the game started and after the game ended.

Of course whenever u hear ed say that u must take his words with a huge shovel of salt, but just once when he said it with so much conviction i thought MAYBE he trained secretly u know?

alas....his next words after game started were

WAIT TILL U GUYS SEE MY POTM WITH VANGUARD!!! -_-''' (for the unintiated, vanguard is mostly used for str heroes or some agil heroes with no escape skills etc. POTM with a jump out of danger skill...doesnt fit into any of those categories.


well to be fair ed's score was 1-1. and HOLY OMG CZY PRAISED ED IN THAT GAME!! (call the record books! its a first..and probably the last

it was the 1st time ever ed only ended the game with 1 death. Doesnt this tell u how noob the other team was? i mean ed the supreme overlord of noobs. The nooblet, the noob god getting a score of 1-1!!! Enuff said

2nd game similar. Ed's confidence begans to rise.

3rd game: There's the edward we all know and love. 2-11 OM. who selfishly dived into the line of enemies to be our meat tank. it's like those army movies: Ed sees the gattling gun being aimed at his allies and he jumps heroic in the line of fire and dies in .000001 secs. while the rest of us who were acutally standing 200 metres away, are laughing at ed's bad eyesight and judging skill. lol


4th game: ed's game sa....ALL RIGHT BABY! HE"S THE MAN!!!! after beating the habit of not buying bracers for sa months ago, he rebought them back! and ed's sa..he's such a fair and honourable player. scared of being overpowered by his perm invis skill, he willingly uses a skill (smoke) that reveals him to the enemies to give them a fighting chance w/o disabling them

So let the emo signals be given out! He's back...and bigger than ever..give a warm welcome to ED the EMO CATALYST!!