Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Words words and more words
the burden of reading so much
is so bloody stressful
as u can see from this cmi poem
i really dun like studying
am i going insane?
i think so too
lol

odintsova, arkady pavel nicolai bazarov katya all russian names which ive to learn
at least it's not as bad as the damm thai names i had to memorise during history exams years b4.

ME HATE
1) exams
2) army
3) er -mas
4) PSKs
5) wasting time like now.

bacck to work.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Did u guys know that it took me a full 50mins to write that last entry?

it was in a burst of creativity and of course extreme mirth. too much reading of talkingcock.com and diary of a singapore mind. those are very inspiring for such works of "art". lol. haha hope u pple appreciated the hard work it took me to jolt that one down.

next one will be ivan. prob will be the final piece of such writings for sometime. Too much of a similar postings tends to dull the appreciation.

u know ivan...if u treat me to lunch/dinner on monday, i can really write abt ur good pts ya? OR u can dun treat me and let me write the same "good" stuff like what i did to hx
*muhahaha*

is this called blackmail? lol.

hehe..i alrdy have certain pts on our dear mr tang. oh the suspense and horror...i mean the surprises...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

OK.. so i've changed my blog. Notice the music?
and thx to hongxin for reminding me abt the clock. Even though somehow this layout just doesn't seem as nice as the last one. But too late to do anything abt it. I''ve never been that good at html editing.


So Mr Teo HX wants me to write good stuff abt him? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???? LOL
*thinks deeply trying to drag out anything good abt hx...*

45 mins later.... *still thinking*


*times passes....birds chipping outside, the sun is bright.....clouds pass by my window..more time passes!*

*many many many hrs/days later..processing done*

So here's my err..."glowing" testimonial on Mr HX. (of course u pple shld know my style by now, so look out for the hidden meanings)

HX is by his own words: very gentle and not a violent person at all! OH NO!! discount the vicious and heavily supported evidence/ "lies" of Victor, Ivan, yh, edward, william who said hx wrecks them "occassionally" in sec sch/ JC / After Army. He wouldn't harm a lamb. (but he might eat it..hx likes mutton right?) Those pple are merely distorting the truth abt the oh great and mighty teo hx.

Instead of violent, it is better said that hx doesn;t know his own strength. How is he to know "poking" pple with such small muscles might result in such evil lies concorted by these pple who accuse him of punching them? These pple shld blame themselves for not developing their bodies to HX's level. It's also the lousy builders of tables and chairs if HX accidentally breaks them too. Who ask them to build such flimsy tables and chairs right? It's ALL their fault!! Shame on u false accusers! lol.

Hence i say..HX IS REALLY A GENTLE AND NON-VIOLENT PERSON.


Another point of HX: He's full of energy. and possesses UNIQUE powers!

a) Who can blame hx for sleeping at the most awkward of times? His legendary powers of sleeping anywhere and anytime has been proven and documentedd!

But let's not blame him for "sleeping" during dota-ing (it's a tale that shall forever be remembered.) Who can blame hx for entering the game when everyone was 9-11 lvls above him? He just didn't want to stun the pple with his pro-ness. so he gave them all a chance by "observing" them till they hit lvl 11.

Who can fault such generosity? HE'S SO HUMBLE...SO KIND

How abt that time in genting when he "slept" when we all sang KTV? No...that wasn't sleeping! HX was conserving energy for his songs! Despite my great powers of raising the dead with my wails i mean.. singing powers, hx was still able to close his eyes and store his energy!

THIS SHOWS HIS AMAZING DISCIPLINE! TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE MINOR DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS LOUD NOISES.

Dun listen to those "vicious" lies by the BC that says HX words are coated with vulgarities! ALL LIES! (ok it's true he doesnt say it often now, in fact it's rare). Those pple at BC occassionally are at the receiving end of Hx's trademark words : "F*ck u!" Those poor misguided pple dun understand that the kind and well intended remarks were to spur them on to greater heights. ( esp when certain members like the great and all generous OVERLORD walks too slowly for HX's pace. nvm that hx's legs are longer and he's a PES A fit, while the overlord's is a PES C excuse marching jumping running type of guy) HX just doesn't want to them to waste their time walking so slowly, missing buses, mrt rides etc. Ever heard of time is money?This shows Hx's vulgarities were a cover up for his good intentions! He wants to help ppe like us to save time and money!

Since he helps us save money, how can we fault him when he asks for treats now and then?

WHERE CAN WE FIND SUCH A GENEROUS FRIEND? WHO'S SO CONCERNED ABT OUR MONEY?

So u see? In just this short blog, i've listed down only SOME of hx's good qualities. Just to recap

HE'S

A) GENTLE
B) NON- VIOLENT
C) HUMBLE
D) KIND
E) DISCIPLINED
F) GENEROUS


So do not believe the "vicious" lies and slander the evil BC members spread abt HX! He's just MISUNDERSTOOD . See the evil of miscommunication? Even after 5-10 years of knowing him, these pple have wronged hx! I'm sure if such pple treat HX to more meals, greater understanding will clear up all the misconceptions.

Lucky is the girl who has hx! She can experience all his good pts. we shld all be envious of her! lol.

(hx ah...remember to treat me to a meal 1 of these days hor! see the POSITIVE & HIGH PRAISES in the testimonial i gave u? )

kk..so who wants me to write good things abt them next? this is so much fun! dun think i've laughed this much while blogging b4.
What is a miracle?

according to the oxford dictionary i've, there are 3 meanings

a) An act or happening that cannot be explained by the laws of nature (usually having a good result)

b) A Wonderful surprising unexpected event

c) A wonderful example

usually pple expect miracles to be earth shaking. But i believe it can happen without almost anyone noticing it.

Case example: Mr TEO HONGXIN!!!

7-10 years ago: Could anyone imagine an HX that didn't swear (ok he still does but very rarely), preached abt Christanity, wants to have Christian songs, is less violent (i dun think even God can remove ALL of Hx's violence)?

Answer is NO!!!

But behold! in the short space of 2 years in NTU, our dear Mr Teo has undergone a MIRACULOUS transformation!!

a) he really doesnt swear that often (even though i heard the "comforting" word fuck from him during my stay at NTU on monday.

b) He PREACHES!! Pastor Teo in the making. He even accepted my offer to get few Chrisitan songs i have on my lapto.

c) He's really less violent now...can't remember when was the lasttime he punched any of the BC members.

d) and the most shocking revelation??? He actually let me have the whole bed on monday night while he slept on the floor!!! HOLY SH*T!!!! i was perfectly contented to share the bed after all, like normal times. BUT he VOLUNTERILY got up in the middle of the night/ ok fine morning since it was ard maybe 4-5am) when he went to sleep on the floor.

Hallelujah!! There is a God!!!


ok but besides that miracle happening, here is one theory william, ivan and i have come up with

CONSPIRACY THEORY

there are aliens out there!! and one of them has captured HX and replaced him with a spy to scout out human culture and behaviour.

They have duplicated his appearance, appeitate, voice and DNA all correct. BUT they forgot to perfectly duplicate his mannerism and proper behaviour! Oh poor HX!! to be abducted by alien beings! of course knowing the real hx, he's properly conquered the puny invaders with his monstrous strength!

SO BEWARE FAKE HX! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON U!! LOL! ( do aliens taste good to eat? wish they will duplicate ivan, then we can finally taste how the legendary Bak Ku Teh ivan meal (thinks of buying red cut chilli, makingthe soup, hmm..yummy! Its like Eating the fake ivan, and still having the real ivan ard. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!)