Wednesday, December 17, 2008

boy i haven't posted for such a long time.....

end of blogging.

just kidding....if i do that hx will really get violent when he comes back from his 2nd holiday in a month (*sobs* poor overlord...right after exams straight away went back to work and leaves office at 6pm everyday...)

THen there's ivan gloating he sleeps at 6am while dotaing till 4am sometimes and going to msia for holidays soon. william pak toring with god knows who in cheena land. yh reading books and watching shows on his laptop/comp. WAH!!!! they are all enjoying the goodlife man.

anyway william told me abt sharnice leaving shanghai and leaving the kitchen in a mess w/o even cleaning it up. For a person who complains abt the behaviour patterns of the locals there, she shld look into her own behaviour.

If u use the kitchen the most with the other roomie, at least be responsible for the cleaning up u bitch. No use talking abt locals' behaviour when yours isnt any better. Disgusting locals? well same to u. No wonder pple say singaporeans are spoilt. I mean she's a classic case. Leaving her own mess for others to clean up when she leaves shanghai. Btw will, if u see her in NTU, mention her pics look like she has a moustache. Fugly looking pics those were in her blog. But i shall not be so mean lah. I'm no sunshine myself and my pics aren't good also in my blog. At least i can be proud of my character unlike some hypocrites who say one thing but actions contradict themselves.

As ever my opinion on humanity goes ever lower. (in this case i'm like yh. I fully expect mankind to be extinct in say abt 200yrs from now or so max).

Ta da! 1st post in 1.5months. 1/2 a month later than my usual monthly posting but still 2x better than the last time when i posted once every 3 months!

Saturday, November 01, 2008

An idea just came to me.

When people mention trespassing in relation to blogs, is it really binding to say blogs are private?

Let's face it folks, when u blog, it's on the internet. Unless you password protect your posts ( my cousin did that the last time) or your entire blog, you are making your blog a public viewing. I mean sure you don't advertise it like those bloggers on Stomp etc but it's still out in the open.

So my question is this, when say people flame your blog, can you really say they are trespassing? after blog's address mostly or always start with www.( world wide web). so if it's on the world wide web, doesnt it mean you are sharing it to the world?

Granted that might not be the intention of the blogger, but i would think as long as you post anything on the internet, it should be considered open to all for comments etc UNLESS u password protect your posts, comments or for those sticking to the older traditions, stick to the writing it in your diary.

So what are your views Ladies and Gentlemen? (the thoughts that come to my head when studing for exams). Btw, your answers might actually help me in my studies since 1 of the chapters is abt the effect of technology on the English Language.
So we went baby sitting baby visiting this morning just b4 lunch. Stay 1 hr to play with the ball ball baby! She's growing like a weed. and her little tummy's always so rounded after she's been fed.


Little baby with the 2 grandmas. Happy Grandmas!



The grandpa.

The Ah Shuk. No little one, ur ah shuk's "boobs" don't have milk so stop opening your mouth. lol. It was only after holding her i realised how come her diaper felt a bit wet? She pooped and urinated. enff said lol. Somehow i dont think u pple will be interested in hearing how babies' poop looks like do u? or the cleaning up process?


After being cleaned and fed..yes fed again, she's 1 jolly happy baby! High Five Grandma!
She's also quite spoiled!!! She only goes to sleep when u carry her ard, walk here and there but once u put her in the bed...she wakes up within 5mins.
We were carrying her for like 20mins then she stretched and gave out a mighty yawned, smiled a bit at us. (FYI the Ah Shuk was gently giving her a tummy rub and arm massage too). Then eyes closed sleepily and she was like KO-ed!!!
logical decision: decided to put her in a craddle. BUT...30secs later eyes popped right open, started stretching or probably vainly trying to get up (with 4 pairs of eyes watching her). Sudden;y from KO-ed baby to Super awake fussed up baby. lol.
This kid is going to be trouble when she grows up man....*seriously considering tying her to me with my skipping rope next time when she comes to stay over when she's like age 2 to 7yrs old*

of course during her growing up period NO ONE FROM BC IS COMING NEAR HER. Don't want her picking up certain habits from certain members.
(imagines little katherince with hx's violence, ivan's ks-ing/koping of food, zy's emoness, will's (ok fine will isn't a bad person if u exclude his dota Tk and kses). *shudders*
Literary device: Imagery of a monster being reared. lol. IT's ALIVE ALIVE!! *lightning and thunder etc etc*

btw literary devices = metaphors, imagery, diction, irony etc. for those ignorant pple. Hell...if u want a more detailed meaning pls go google or wikipedia it. Don't use it wrongly like some folks out there.
There are more photos but they arent as good as those above and i'm lazy to post it up. if u want to see them maybe next week when i come to NTU to study u guys can see them.
When i was PK-ing earlier this week (half day PK), i encountered a very interesting sight which almost made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Outisde my office there's this Goddess of Mercy temple, so every 15th i think of the month, its very busy with a lot of stall selling flowers. So this time when i was walking to the bus stop, I heard this very loud commotion. Initally i thought it was those sellers hawkering their wares, cookpots etc (ya there are also some of those in ard the temple area)

However, upon closer inspection it appeared to be 1 flower seller (an old fat Aunty) shouting at some person. Couldn't make out the person since it was very crowded. U know how Buddhist pple are, devoted. and during that period of the month it's always crowded. But i digress.

Anyway this old aunty was cursing like a sailor in chinese. words like CB TMD etc etc flowed out of her mouth. And she ended with the words: "careful when u cross the street!!! dun say i dun warn u" (translated from chinese) guo ma lu yao xiao xin. bia suo wo mei jing gao ni. (x2). That was after the person baited her by saying : "fat aunty, still dare scold so much vulgarity", not very sophisticated but it did the trick, the aunty's face went black.

I'm not sure if she noticed but her vulgar outburst drew chuckles from bystanders. (including me) . Did she know she was making a fool of herself? People who can't control their emotions always make fools of themselves. I guess it's easier for females to lose it since they are the more emotional sex.

If our courts of law or parliament were filled with people who can't control their emotions, why we would be just like politicians in Taiwan where it's so common for the "law makers and debaters" to take their shoes and throw it at people on PUBLIC TV.

Such easily emo-fied people or emo-ers should have never tried being politicians. I mean people were laughing and saying is this Taiwan's so called poltical system? it's a joke. Hell u dont see this in USA or Singapore.

No one's going to take u seriously if u anyhow scold vulgarities at a stranger. I wonder if that aunty knew what a fool she was making of herself.

She /He who makes a fool out of herself /himself ought to be pitied.

It's like in a fight. The person who loses his cool will have a higher chance of losing the fight. Imagine say a raving person vs a collected calm fighter. True, the lunatic might be stronge, anger increases str, but his attack will leave holes in his defences. The calm fighter can with patience and skill exploit that to swiftly slit the person's throat. GG.

"Throat and Groin. Protect your own, slash theirs! - Waylander to Dardalion in Waylander by David Gemmel

Of course i wouldn't use this in my arugments or essay writings. It's FICTION DUDES!!!!

But it does give u a clue on how to fight. After all i mean if u hit any of those 2 areas hard enough, the person will be dead or out of the fight (if u guys are interested in Davild Gemmel's books i;ve quite a few of them, pretty interesting reads. of course if u want my poems and proverbs books, haha u can also borrow them.) *awaits the oh fuck u victor! go and die lah) HAHAHAHA.

Arguments should be backed up by logic and evidence. That's why I admire Prof Tommy Koh. The way he represents Singapore in International law cases.....salute!

Today went to my brother's house to help baby sit / learn how to take care of the baby with my parents. (learning from my bro's wife's mom = bro's mom in law lol)BABY WAS WIDE AWAKE! AWWW...so cute.

More on that in the next update. SHE'S SO CUTE!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Pride is considered the greatest of sin.

Thank goodness i've learn to dismiss my own huh? But can others do so?

People would believe what they want to believe. Regardless of that we still carry on with our own lives.

Happy mugging for exams folks. Next post will be as the usual 1 month or so frequency. Or unless hx tags on my board to chase me as usual lol. But since this is exam period...i might actually get a chance to relax.

By the way anyone wants to the whole series of the The Sandman by Neil Gaiman? I've have the whole compilation on my comp. And thx to yh for providing me the invitation code to demonoid own u a meal!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

What a ptiy she deleted her post.

I find it an even greater pity that NKW never did manage to respond logically any of my posts at all. Haiz the disappointment i feel.

To find someone that i can debate politely with is so hard. What i found in him? baseless insults and accusations. Haha...maybe i shld debate with my lecturer or tutor. But that one i know i will sure get trashed. and they wouldn't give me any chance to attack nor would i want to since i respect them greatly.

Truth to tell i was also getting bored. It's no use arguing with such a dummy. I say A expecting an answer and he goes to pose qn B instead.

I guess it was my fault u know? I did go in there wanting to fan the flames of conflict. I guess it was the thrill of seeing my efforts being successful and having such an idiot pick up the bait that made it such an entertaining experience. Fine i purposely baited him ok? Sorry lor.

Personally i was hoping i could drag the comments till they hit no 50. Alas. I would say something Sharnice was smart to delete that post. Obviously when her friend was making such a fool of himself. Hehe...if i was her, i would have left him to carry on making a fool of himself. Guess i'm kind of heartless and evil that way.

hahaa...how lucky i was able to say 95% of the replies on MS word. When i feel bored i can always read it again to brighten my day. I shld name the file: The 3 days Victor was greatly entertained by a fool.

Think Logically and clearly and the day shall surely be won. (esp true against hotheads or emo-ers). Without stating a single accusation on him, i managed to bait him into making a fool of himself. Nice of him to dig his own grave/ give me ammo to "correct" him.

My thanks to all the "Fans" from Cheena Boy and his NTU-ers collegues in his company. *tosses flowers and money to all the supporters* Encore performance will surely come if u can find me another bushfire to add oil and ignite another war of words. It's times like these i really enjoy.

Too bad couldn't find out who the anonymous person was. Would have loved meeting her. From the conversational materials in the comments, my analysis would be she or maybe he? could be ard our age group. More matured pple wouldnt call other bimbo or hurl insults here and there (hence NKW isnt matured), they would have kept their cool. It would have been fun to debate with her i guess. What a pity what a pity.

U know what's more pitiful abt NKW? If he really did offer a reasonable argument pointing out and rebutting my points fairly, i would prob have congratulated him and apologised to him. I do respect pple but not those who hurl insults like a sailor without thinking properly.
So the end game begins. What a great pity indeed and just when i was having so much fun and laughter. There's nothing better than pushing pple's button and watching them dance to the tune that is being played. Manipulative? evil? maybe. BUt then again it's fun so that's all that matters (chaotic alignment here again)

Seems that oh cheena boy's roomie knows who i am. lol. but her linking me and cheena boy to the anonymous person is kinda hilarious.

After all i wouldn't purposely start fires or conflicts,ok maybe i will. But i definitely wouldn't resort to crude vulgarities or unpleasant name callings. Really degrades one's character after all. Maybe that's what starts off conflicts in the world, pple not being able to keep a calm cool logical head when arguing.

And since i'm pretty sure EVENTUALLY they will find this blog address, here's a tiny bit of advice, never let your emotions get the better of u especially in a debate or else u will sprout rubbish like NKW.

and for the record, we don;t know who anonymous is.

Wasn't it so much fun folks? certainly breaks the dull routine of work/study.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

My entertainment for the week has been a very entertaining blog. Oh so much catfights there, logical arguments between the 2 debaters. Thrilling!

http://www.shanghai---nights.blogspot.com/

I do believe it's the Oct 25th post. It's easy to spot. LONG LONG LONG post with words in bold. To cut the story short, This blogger (hence forth referred to person A) was commented on the lifestlye on Cheena pple when someone (person B) commented on her comments. (that sentence might give some pple a headache).

so A & B were having an absolute fabulous row/ war of words. Great entertainment i tell you. Then a certain NKW or was it NWK? watever his nick name was butted in sprouting wildly inappropriate words which threatened to degrade the great argumentative fun i was having into an old boring insulting hurling festival.

Oh no! i couldn't allow that. So i rather diplomatically told him such name callings etc were unnecessary and let the 2 debaters carry on with their slug fest. I mean i wanted their hot battle to carry on. I wasn't going to let someone spoil the fun i was having!!! I mean come on!! there were even other pple voicing their opinions (prob her friends and 1 or 2 strangers), how rare is that to see such heated passion in a blog? (if u want to see passion ask me to blog abt famous amos cookies and transformers at the same time *starts drooling*)


and this foolish little mortal actually rudely dragged me into argument by wild accusations. What made me laugh was his numerous mistakes, (stating he knows literary devices to a Double Degree to be Major in English Language and Literatuer is like asking zy to die 5 times in dota without getting emo aka sucidal).

So with the goading provided by Cheena Boy aka Mr Nipple man aka William, i proceeded to oh so diplomatically rebutt most of his points. (could haev done more but i thought my post was long enough).

IT'S SOOOO MUUCH FUN!!!! I mean i haven't had this much fun in the blog world or laughed so much since that time THX asked me to blog abt his "good points" to show CM, which i did of course.

Victor: Alignment = Chaotic Neutral

Chaotic neutral charaters believe that there is no order to anything, including their own actions. With this as a guiding principle, they tend to follow whatever whim strikes them at the moment. Good and evil are irrelevant when making a decision. Chaotic neutral characters are extremely difficult to deal with. Such characters have been known to cheerfully and for no apparant purpose gamble everything they have on the roll of a single die. They are almost totally unreliable. In fact, the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon! This alignment is perhaps the most difficult to play.

Lunatics and madmen tend toward chaotic neutral behavior. ( i'm not a lunatic or madman though lol)

It's been 2 days alrdy....when's that bugger going to reply to my post? Oh i so love to puncture the big fat ego such pple have. (yes i know i;ve a big ego, but mine's legitimate!!!) Don't you just love adding oil to the fires pple create? I want the chaos and havok to carry on. I mean i had a dull time since aug 08, i've no real entertainment ard, no gf to talk to, so might as well cause a bit of mayhem to spice up my life. It might not be nice but oh well...i need my "fix"

btw ivan commented too aka Mr Stallone ( if only he was that hiong in dota....haiz...)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Top few phoos were taken just this week.


Let sleeping babies sleep. if not she will try to "punch" u as shown in the photo.


Position we placed her in b4 having lunch. Take close notice of the pink swaddle. (we placed it on her like a blanket)


10 mins later ---> 'blanket" underneath her bum as though we placed it beneath her. HOW DID SHE DO IT?????




happy contented baby lying in grandma's arms after being given a tummy rub massage by the Ah Shuk. See the nice big cute contented smile? of course it's also after shes been fed.



And she lets out a PRIMAL ROAR!! RAWWRR!!!. fine it's a yawn (but seriously she doesn't roar, she cries and very very loudly!!!. I swear when she cried, my ears had a ringing echo sound in them.)


Following photos were within 1 week after she was born. Our 1 eyed jack baby! Peeping out to the world through her favored left eye!



nicely swaddled and finally willingly to let us see her with 2 eyes open.
She's such a cute baby. This Ah Shuk here, alrdy knows how to change her diaper and feed her hor! READY FOR ACTION!
NEXT POST: Abt Shanghai and the fierce Mr Stallone. Stallone damm scary sia. So anti/counter to his usual self...... hahahahahahah




Despite william's lavish praise on my reply on certain comments in another person's blog i shall not write abt it today. maybe tomorrow or so. today's topic will be LITTLE KATHERINE! my new born or not so new born niece. soon to be 1 month's old. SHE IS JUST SO CUTE!!!

*yes i go ga ga over babies* think it's because they have this innocence in them. The way they stare at you with no guilt in their eyes. Not like some pple who look at me and think..victor....ks....free meals.....free car ride etc etc. u get the drift right?


New born baby with happy parents. Fast & Easy birth it was ( thats' why everyone said)




Bundle of pink warmth in the Ah Shuk (or Shuk Shuk)'s hands. (shuk shuk means in cantonese Father's younger brother for your information). It felt damm nice holding her. like a nice hot thermoset on the belly on a cold day lol.

The Grandma with the newborn (think this was after a few days or a week, can't really remember).
Everyone's delirious with carrying the little bundle. She doesn't smell like french fries though. I swear my nephew when he was also ard this age smelled of french fries. hahahahaha. This one...she smells good. (not the sort of smell that arouses hunger though lol). Guess it's true girls do tend to smell better than guys. *HX, IVAN, pls conduct experiments and inform me of the results k?*
i will upload more photos in another post since now my add photo button somehow mysteriously refuse to work. blah

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

u guys are probably going to say like WTF after this post but oh well. Since hx clamours me to blog so i shall.

Discuss the distinctive forms and functions of the Enlgish used in academic education. Why do some learners face difficulties in adapting to such forms? (min 1500 words, but since it's a blog min 100 words k? )

(end of post). pls hand in ur discussion on this topic. powder up ur engrish friends! i will blog more soon lah. 7 yrs of blogging kinda leaves one lazy u know?

Cheers!
Victor the Supreme Overlord

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Dota Post

This is a damm f-king funny (DF) post. Thanks for william for bringing it to my attention. i removed some of the ones that dun apply to us and aren't that funny.

http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?showtopic=117807&st=0 for the full article.


The Wannabe Hero

Whether it be taking all the leavers items, farming up until late game and getting Beyond Godlike all of a sudden, or posting hundreds of replays on Dota-Allstars.com as hans2; this guy will go out of his way to get the phatest of lewt, highest amount of XP etc. He will probably not help you in a gank unless he's 100% sure he'll get a kill and make himself look good. Wait til late game and let him carry the team.These guys could be a blessing come the 50th minute mark. Or if not then they're as useful to the team as 3 Lothar's Edge's on a Stealth Assassin. Hey, what can I say? You play to win, you play to look good infront of everyone.

Strategy: Deny and harass until he gets pissed off and ragequits. If he stays then applaud the other players on his team and he'll also get pissed off.

Preferred Heroes: Clinkz, Clinkz, Clinkz, Naix

Comments: occassionally can be applied to MR Emo when emoness lvl is 18.


The Rambo

Step 1:
Ever seen guys who will rush into a fray of 5 enemy heroes and die ( yes we do by the nick of THX)

Step 2: then start spamming words to the effect of "ZOMG NOOBS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!!!! (Rambo has left the game). (k THX doesn't leave he just repeats step 1)

These guys have a seriously difficult time figuring out when a gank is coming, what minimap pings mean, why 5v1 is not odds to be proud of etc. My advice to these guys: "Stay the hell away from casinos." Often they're colorblind (I kid you not I got a friend on Bnet who is colorblind and gets confused when he sees the minimap) or they're still between being a noob and being an average player.Strategy: Let him feed!Preferred Heroes: Centaur, Bristleback

Comments: *drum roll* PAstor Teo springs to your mind instantly doesn't he? of course he doesn't quit...and doesn't swear at us (he casues emoness lvl to rise to lvl 16 though if on same teamwith mr emo) And of course our mr rambo is moore rambo-er than that. heck he doesnt use tankers to die. heroes like Phantom.lancer, viper, AM etc weak hp heroes do tend to pop up in his selection. HAHAHAHAHA

The Newbie

A newb and a noob are too different things. A newb is a new player who will contribute to the team and follow orders and generally ask question which will make him a better player. A noob is someone who has played for over a year and still get owned by everyone and spams in chat and ragequits after dying. Newbies should be treated with care and caressed... Maybe not caressed but you should all help these people out and give them pointers.

Strategy: Tell him that to win the game all you have to do is reach the enemy fountain. (I ain't joking, it's actually worked for me once. Yes, I am slightly sadistic.)

Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper

Comments: Just 1 word for this article....EDWARD

The Silent Veteran

These are the ones to watch out for. During pre-game chat they'll say very little. After getting a triple kill they'll say nothing. Even after getting Beyond Godlike they still won't gloat or show off the fact. Why don't they speak much? Because they're so good that they're used to owning and also they're too jaded to speak to random people off the internet.

Strategy: Either run or gank.
Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: Occassionally i'm this. or rather i used to be it. William too if he wants it. BUt now since i'm plaaying less dota...


The Leader

Usually a player will start pinging ganks and typing "b" or "push" into team chat. These people are the leaders and generally have a good strategic look on things.

Leaders are vital to victory during a game.Either that or they're power tripping. You be the judge.

Strategy: If you find out who's calling the shots on the enemy team, gank him while a lone hero on your team does a blind push and then retreats. He'll be too busy typing and signalling for everyone to gank that he'll be vulnerable for about 5 seconds. And if you actually believe this piece of advice then I recommend also getting Agannim's Sceptre on Naix.

Preferred Heroes: Techies

Comments: Czy, william and i. (only applys to zy if he doesnt suffer an emo hemorrhage. Pple like us have to really flood the screen with "b" or "push" when the "rambos hx" and "newbies ed" are in the game. It's more like ED!!! HX!!! BACKK!!! B!B!B! *player hx,ed just got killed by enemy player, Double kill!!!* *moanful and resigned sigh by teammates*

The Quitter

These people are defeatist in nature. Your team may lose all its outer towers and one inner tower and these guys will be the first to say: "GG." They'll also be the first to quit after an entire lane full of rax has been owned. These people have lost the fight before it's even started so the best thing to do is to run back to fountain once they've just been owned and ragequitted.

That way you can call first dibs on their nice items

Strategy: Gank him a few times and it'll be 4v5.

Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: 1 word again: MR EMO! (enuff said)


The Never-Say-Die

Gotta love these guys. The exact opposite of the Quitter, these people will stay til the very bitter end and will often be seen defending the lone Throne all by himself against 5 enemy heroes. Give these people a compliment since they're a dying species. Heck give em a war medal since they probably fought in the trenches of World War 2 in a previous life

Strategy: Poor lad. Go easy on him unless he's owning your entire team using the leavers items.
Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: I'm usually this. i swear! but as william says, once i'm 0-5...i do get emo. sure i whine and such..BUT I never quit. hell...just last week i had a 1-9 potm game. GODS!!!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!!!
(now u know why when i see zy quitting i become super irritated)

The 12-Year Old

"ROFL PWNED LMAO!" Yep, these kids have just hit puberty and have raging hormones. They should probably be venting this rage on Counter-Strike but here they are on Dota. During pre-game chat they'll be saying all the stupid goofy stuff. The good thing about kids is they're easy to own due to their slower brains and bad judgement.

Strategy: Do what I do in real life. Ignore little kids. There are more productive ways to spend your time.

Comments: I love irritating such fookers.

Case 1:
Once i irritated him so much he challenged me to call him on his hp and provided me with his no. After the usual i belong to so and so gang blah blah blah. Counter challenge: I called his bluff, gave him my no, and my name (no bluff since i'm they are all bluster only) and told him to call me if he had the balls.

End story? He didn't. left irc after i riddculed his immaturity and pitiful bluffs.

Case 2: Ivan asked me to help him last time i remember. we were in the same game. neatly sliced diced and riddiculed our fellow teammate who was so so obnoxious. Think ivan forgot abt it. (to give u a hint ivan, it was the guy who with his friend who asked me something abt why use a different word when the same word works or some shit like that. My reply was: " why do u think there's a thesaurus?" *hmm...dare to challenge a person doing a double major in English.. 不之量力. * I love doing that to their kind. Puncuture the wind out of their pompous ass.

The Coward
See trouble. Run to fountain.These guys are as useful to your team as a chair is to a whale.Need I say more?

Strategy: Gank them from behind. This confuses them as the fountain is also in the direction of danger for them.
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper, Clinkz

Comments: *re-enactment from past game*

Victor: " all right ivan, if u and me it will be us 2 against them 3 but i knwo we can win let's go!" Victor rushes out, gets decimated skinned and gutted alive. Looks back to see ivan half way back to the fountain with full hp.... -_- *screams a very loud sound of frustation*

*end of re-enactment*


The Know-nothing Know-it-all

"STFU NOOB. I know what I'm doing. Dagon on Juggernaught is the way to go." ( u have to love this comment guys)

Ok so they managed to own a noob using their lame build and from then on they stuck to it. No matter what you do, they'll still stick to their original decision and get their Agannim's Sceptre for Phantom Assassin or Eul's for Naix.

Strategy: Tell them that getting the Dagon for Juggernaught was a nice idea and also tell them they should get a Mystic Staff so they can spam Dagon.

Comments: Almost busted my sides laughing out this one.

The Unaware

So you just got ganked by 2 enemy heroes while your ally is beside you creeping. They still don't know what happened. These players will frustrate you to no end. Their slow reflexes mixed with their lack of sight makes them a major liability.

Strategy: Blinks and stuns. They won't know what's going on. (*shudders* can anyone remember the time when ed 1st fought against a Phantom Lancer? i really really really wanted to cry during that game.)

Comment: God alone knows how true this is when u play with/against ed. any slower in his reflexes it will seem that FV did his ulti. But i'm sure ed will get better....i think...hope...in abt the time it takes for Warcraft IV to come out.


The Dual Bracer IdiotStart game.

Buy two bracers. Repeat for every single game.Also known as the Quad Circlet Hobo or the Mass Branch Bandit.Be careful or else they will jump out at you with +8 DAMAGE!

Strategy: Beware early to mid game!

Comments: Sometimes i see ivan buying this i can sigh. But this is good for very low hp NON STUNNERS /WW heroes. for ivan...he gets this regardless of what heroe he gets lol.

The Power Tripper

Also known as the Pub Stomper. These guys are extremely pro that they're currently playing in leagues, inhouse leagues, etc. They know how to use every hero and every item in Dota and all the basics like last hitting and animation canceling and juking etc. and can do all that without any effort at all.But when it's a full moon watchout! Out of nowhere they'll join a pub game or a noobs only game and use all their power and abilities to completely pwn everyone while juggling eggs at the same time.Why? Because complete and utter domination makes them feel good. Bastards!

Strategy: Pray to god they have 4 feeders on their team.

Comments: Does the name Jon rings any bells? Complete utter omfg-nish ownage to whichever team had him. 1v3 heroes and he still can kick ass and come out with a decent amt of hp. Too bad he stopped playing. Heck...he made us look edward-ish. He probably stopped because we were too noob for him lol.

Hope u guys enjoyed the post. hehe i know i did.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Yup i'm back from Myanmar since 29th Sep 2008 9pm SG time.

Think i iwll load the photos in facebook. easier to show u there than on this blog. It amazes me that in a country so devoted to Buddhism, almost everyone in a position of power or control is a crook. The government...need i say more?

Business men...most are crooks and liars. I mean i'm sure there are some honest Burmese ard but so far....havent seen 1 yet.

Good learning experience seeing how business is done there. But ya ya..there's not much for guys to buy there. unless ur GF loves to buy jewels or decorative stuff then ok fine u have something to buy. Did u know that almost everything there can either be paid by the local currency (kyats or something like that?) or by USD?

I tell u if GH went there he would be rich! so would ivan. Local currency short form is KS! Kyats or something like that (KS).

Bascially 1000 KS = S$0.85. My Aunt is a damm good at bargining prices down. she can almost cut the price down to 50% of the original price. POWER!!!

Anyway the roads there are damm bumpy. Never have a very full meal b4 u travel on the roads. the capital area isn't that bad (still bad but ok lah acceptable...barely). But the outlaying areas where the training centres are....bo wei gong. I would like u guys to admire the skill it took to take a lot of the photos i will upload later on facebook when the van was moving and shaking with such frequency.

Anyway since the rest are chioing me for dota now i will hve to blog again later

Oh ya. I'm a uncle again! My bro's little daughter is SOOOOOO cute. more on that next time. (u guys know my blogging frequency so it can mean anything from 1 week to 1month) don;t hold your breath folks!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I hope someday to have a girlfriend like the one HX has

it's like buy 1 get a bag of goodies free lol

HX gets CM, then he also by default gets

a) her laptop
b) her bicycle
c) her bed / room
d) car?

BUY 1 get 4 FREE leh! like those mkts in Hongkong where u can bargain with the stall owners.

Now we know why HX didn't want to get a GF earlier huh?

See ivan? i bet being with XL doesn't offer as much goodies right? (ok u have the laptop and bed/room).

LOL. HX is my new ROLE MODEL!!!!! 师傅请教我!!!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Talk abt SUPER LONG overdue post. This post was suppose to be on Feb 2008. No idea why i didn't even post it.


Amazing isn't it? almost 3 weeks of no blogging and no one came to bother me abt it at all!!! can it be true?so let's get on with the overdue (as usual) updates ye?
so 1st thing 1st = HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
2nd thing = HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY!! (for the lucky bastards = Ivan, GH and Richard FOr richie and ivan...ok lah know them so long can't really bear to curse them to singlehood. but for GH....*utters long curse against GH to be a bachelor once more) and HAPPY FRIENDSHIP's DAY ( for the unlucky bastards= (all the rest of us bachelors).
I shall dedicate 1 post to each day/s
CNY! Ah the year of nice little red hongbaos with even nicer not so little notes in them. ka ching! I didn't even count the amt of $$ i had. Just passed it to my mom. (let's spell the word filial together 1 2 3 ! F I L I A L).
Anyway eve of CNY's steamboat at my ah mah;s house was much quieter than usual. Bro and Cindy went off to in-laws place. Aunt Wendy and Family (whooping number of 10 pple) celebrated on their own. Kiddies were with them of course. So the kids table (anyone below 35 and/or unmarried) shrunk to a mere 5 pple. (andy claire yiyu simon and i) = LOTS of FOOD for us
Abalone was splendid! Must be Aunt Yen that made it nicer by adding a dash of chilli and onions.
So nothing much on CNY eve except the usual collection of $$.
Only ended the day with sending my cousin claire to her bf's house. I must say that bf...not very good lah. Ask the GF to come all the way to his house..at least stand nearby to escort her to the condominium lah! place so dark and quiet. NB!! IF anything happened to my cousin i would have made him a real enunch. Somemore my cousin was ill that day. Stupid girl.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE

There blogging for the next 2 -3 weeks done.

i know i havent' been blogging much but....pple working and studying leh. tiring.

didn't want to blog today but thought oh well since it's my birthday might as well leave a post for u guys to see. u happy i happy. WE all happy.

*note to self: leave hp on silent mode or switch it off b4 i go to sleep. Do u know how loud an sms sounds like at midnight when ur sleeping?)
-> thanks ah ivan william, ur midnight smses woke me up from me beauty sleep last night. I mean thx for the birthday wishes, i'm touched by ur gestures...but still.... LOL. Victor with intterrupted sleep = EMOLISED lvl 2 Victor!

the 1st word on my birthday was a swear word lol. to be exact it was :" FUCK! who would sms me at midnght?"

At least hx didn't try to ambush me with a birthday cake this yr. Even though last yr his attempt to was on the wrong day (knew he was getting older but to mix up my birthday?tsk tsk. ) *looks at hx with an expression of vast disapproval* Still remember it because hx woke up almost my whole family that day at 1150pm!!!!

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
sian...today working then later still have classes. *sobs*

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Apologise for the CZY EMONESS I've displayed for the last 2 weeks!!! it's so unvictor like i know. I blame it on zy for introducing EMOness to the BC. BUT IF U WANT ANY MORE EMONESS PLS DUN READ THIS POST!!!






















Spirit's kinda low. guess i'm still feeling emo huh? heart break heart break lor. What truly irks me is that i waited 5 months hoping in vain. All the time of waiting and the little twist of fate which so happens she finds her BF in that time. 5 months of hope turn to ashes in an instant. actually the relly frustrating thing is tht this is the 2nd? 3rd time EXACT or almost exact same thing happeningto me. and to think i had a line of activites lined up too for when she came back to sg. ah the irony here can literally kill a person. poof. so much for spending hrs surfing veggie websites (there good veggie/famous stalls at my work area too) for good stalls to go to. blah. Does this explain why i've been moody lately b4 lunch william? The worst part is talking to her pretending everything's the same as it ever was. HAIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. THink i will ignore her till i rearrange myself fully once more. Pretending isn't helping me get over this.

and an example of work which irritated me tremendously today. some old woman telling me her sob story of can't find work etc etc and pls help her find a job. Of course i gave the standard yes yes answer. But SERIOUSLY, i'm not really in the mood these days to be the one comforting pple k?

of course such saddness did lead me to analyse my character deeper. after all it didn't make sense on why 1 more failure shld have such a huge negative effect on mr overlord here. therefore upon deeper self analyse (including long walks up and down my garden , a lovely garden u must admit), i realise the key pt was that i was kinda lonely in a way i think. Don't get me wrong, i kinda "love" my friends, u know the kses, multi arrowings, emoness, outings etc etc, but could be my TOTAL UTTER LACK of social life in UniSIM. I mean after all 1-3x per week lessons aren't really good foundations for new friendship. also considering that everyone or almost everyone comes straight from work makes it seem like everyone is on life support just to come for lessons. I've seen rocks showing more attention at times. 3rd pt will be oh the fucking age difference. Is studying the enlgish language such a chore that 99.99% of young pple my age avoid it? Of course maybe working as a perm part timer helps in a way that it takes my mind off personal issues.

I do admit i feel a slight pang of jealousy? no..envy when i see pple in NTU, NUS with new friends. LOL especially at those graduation ceremonies. Take pictures with 1 huge brunch of friends. At the way my life is going, by the time of my ceremony, haha i htink the only one taking photos with me will be my parents...no skip that...i wouldn't even ask them to waste their time coming. okok MAYBE 1-2 "friends" will be with me. oh well...i guess i will just get my scroll or watever it is and dump it into my car and drive the 5mins ride home i guess.

ah well, let those staunch Christians (hx will be one soon lor!!!) will say, I leave my fate in the Lord's hand. I wouldn't really call myself a staunch Christian..i follow the beliefs the teachings i guess to be kind helpful, be a good person, but i can't really be a staunch believer i think. Could be the cynical and apathy attitude that's inbuilt to me i think. I'm an idealistic realist. I want to hope for the best, i wish for the best for pple humanity etc. But in my heart i think humankind's more or less doomed alrdy. For every 100 good pple in the world, there's at least 5000 evil pple lurking ard. Demoralising isn't it?


(i think taking care of my newborn neice from October onwards will take my mind off my troubles, but the problem will of course still remain)

and now when i need music, the fucking blog showing error which i can't have my soothing FFX music. wah lieu. when it rain it pours.

anyway today's my chinese birthday (according to my grandma who memoriesd not only all the relatives chinese and english birth dates but also the telephone numbers)


So 生日快乐张家平. (last 3 chinese words are my chinese name of course, yes i know i don't use them often). If only i can feel happy when i'm alone.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

From the person who decided it's cheaper to blog the message then to send a sms,

to

my good friend YH, the person who updates his blog more frequently than me:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

(it's also someone else birthday but....*gives super mega wicked sick holy shit! beyond godlike sigh...SIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel moody)





(wait for 2 days till 30th Aug to read this)
oh and to that bloody bugger Teo HX but who somehow is STILL my other good....violent....friend who arrowed me to organise the bloody saturday outing *in case i forget to wish u on that day, unlike as it is*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO. *grumbles abt his arrowing skills but that will be in another post*

but it's ok ! I still love u toooooo.... count the organising as my birthday gift to u lol!


The end.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

i hate such wet weathers then agian i also love such wet weathers too

Like = it's cool! cold!! makes me feel awake. Unlike some pple like an Ivan Tang who probably slept the whole day away. Haiz..some pple ah....*bo wei gong*

Dislike = forces me to stay indoors. makes me think too much (yes yes i know William will say a good round of dota will stop all the thinking, lol). of course it could also be me listening to my blog's music, which always did have a sort of reflective/contemplation tone.

So here's today's thoughts.

I've always wondered what happens if humans were longer lived. currently we are at our prime ard 20-35, die ard 90-110. we are as described in Fantasy books really short lived if u consider abt it. Of course i know there are certain insects, organic meat bags etc that have far shorter life span. (mosquitos have a span of 1 week, a certain fly species have only a single day).

so ya back to topic, if only humans were just slightly longer-lived, let say dying age is ard 120-130. I've always thought that u know if we meat bags did live longer, the life we lead will be less hectic, and we might actually pause to consider our actions. Currently, i'm sure those uneducated fools in Indonesia or anywhere else (referring to those farmers/corrupted officials that dun care abt the environment, illegal logging etc) never do pause to consider their actions. Why? In their mindsets, i'm pretty certain they will thinkj, who cares? in another 50-60 yrs time, i will be dead and gone, let the future generations handle the problems I caused.


Imagine a life where our peak age is 20- 55? Life will certainly be less of a rat race. Then things might not change. Longer lived = more pple inhabiting this world = burdens of overpopulation etc etc which will bring all sorts of new problems like birth control, population control, famine etc etc. Then again isn't that what's happening to our world now?

Now with all the tinkering with DNA, genes etc, humans might become longer-lived in years to come. That is if we all don't die within the next century or so. Our race is truly stupid acutally. Considering we are stuck in this single mudball, and haven't discovered the secrets of colonising other planets, u will think pple will take care of the environment more. Immediate matarialistic needs will always outweigh far unforseenable predicatable harm, that's holds true for the uneducated and uncultured. Alas, fools will remain fools and the world will burn, taking us, fools and otherwise along with it.

*if i could only write this fluidly w/o stopping to think much on my assignment that's due in 2 days time*

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ta da! only 1 week break from my last post! not that bad right? consider had broken heart, then now food poisoning. so anyway today's post will be abt the steamboat (important event) and CY's birthday combi (the not so important event). meal was good. thx to mr emo for preparing the food. HX for bring the pot, Cm for bring the choc fondue thingy (candle burner still with me!) yh for his fattening butter cookies. Ivan and cy for.....(did they do anything? lol) ah must sound nice. Ivan and Cy for their company *rolls eyes*


Happy group picture! see hx so loving. rare hor? ivan growing bunny ears. ivan so quiet that night. weird person. Maybe i didn;t grope him enuff. lol.


look at how nice hx and cm are in this photo. got chocolate, heart shape pot, 1 boy 1 girl. hmm....chocolate......i just realised something...hx didn't swear at all the whole single time!!! i mean like wtf??? 1st time leh!! whole single night! not a single swear word. I mean how F*CKING rare is that? of course we must take into consideration that right after CM left, hx went into comatose mode. so i guess when pple's asleep they can't really swear..but still...i do remember william telling me last time hx was sleep talking/swearing? in his sleep.



The birthday cake. photo taken by me. i love how the gold foil shines. GOOD SKILLS HOR? (ego boost). the cake tasted good.


a rare sight. CY in prayer. lol. praying for deliverance for eating all the sinful steamboat food and
chocolate last night. *God forgive me for over-indulging on the steamboat, chocolate last night...midway starts drooling over the cake* (proceeds to gouge down the more sinful cream filled mango/lychee cake). yup he's truly "repentant" We have another converted person.

I wanted to blog this after yh did but, aiya...u know heart broken pple can't blog rationally. then now suffering from food poisoning. bad!!!. anyway i really feel like an extra when yh took pics of me in the pic with hx and cm. felt so extra..lol.
and my poor bolster....mangled by some cruel...violent being. *sniff sniff*. i do realise hx always follows a pattern in stayovers.
1) Comes for dinner
2) after dinner, goes to sleep, on the BED!!! (mangles pillows, bolsters any human being or anything placed within 1m range)
3) wakes up when pple want to sleep, bugs them not to sleep.
4) when pple wake up due to his bugging, mentioned bugger goes back to sleep.
eg: victor wishing to sleep at 3am. hx after having slept for 2.5hrs or so wakes up, bugs victor to dun sleep, go play dota. victor gets sat on, pushed , roused. wakes up. plays a game with similarily roused pple. after 1 game, mentioned hx goes back to sleep on VICTOR'S Bed!!! (while other roused pple carry on for 2nd game) end result: victor sleeps on smaller bed with bigger yh. i tell u ah...some pple ah...no shame lor! sleep on the owner's bed all the time leh. I wonder whether he does the same wth CM. LOL. (probably not)
5) dulan pple play 1-2 more hrs of games b4 sleeping
6) next morning, mentioned bugger wakes the pple up after resting 3hrs more than them.

Yup that's so hx style. (and last time he even called us weak for sleeping so much. ah the irony can just kill) LOL. Anyway it was a good steamboat. Thanks for coming guys, *wasting my aircon bill, utilty bills etc etc* It was a good distraction for me that week.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

EMO POST: so don't read it if u dun like zy-ness emoness. u know what i mean.




ok now feeling less emo so can blog with better clarity.

haiz...wasted lah. i mean it's like waited for 4 months and wtf...she got her bf (non veggie, ah the hurt i feel) just because he was on the same trip with same course. some pple will say it's fate, for me i say it's like wtf concidence. suayness to the max lvl 25 on my part. Communication does wonders for bonding u know. pple in the same sch, courses will bond much better than some half fucked person who only sees the other person on msn or on outings which happen like less than 1x per month.

so much for all the planning and hope i carried with me lol. and here i was thinking what could happen to her in a mere 4 months? Whoever said patience is a virtue is going to get killed by me.

ah the frustration i feel sits like a canker on my soul. life can be quite a bitch sometimes. i mean happening once to me is bad enuff. but 2x(1st one was MC) in a row??? sometimes i really wonder if someone/s up there hates me...or is mocking me. u fucking BC members better appreciate ur GFs (applies to those with gfs only) i tell u...u dun want to see me angry right?

at least i mildly vented part of my frustrations/anger on dota that night. 3 games with ard 30 kills. kinda pathetic i know. but i dun have a punching bag at home and i dun want to get grilled by my parents on why i punch a hole in my cardboard.

at least my disappointment waiting time is dropping

MC - waited for like 4 yrs
MS - abt 3 yrs b4 my gut feeling went to work again (doesn't take much to know when someone ignores u for like 5yrs and still counting.)
MH/MT = less than 1 yr.

maybe when it reaches 0 waiting time, i will finally get a gf. LMAO! like those New Year count down timers.

i kinda knew after the outing we had when she came back. i remember blogging i felt something was lacking. (that's my meaning of something feels quite wrong). it's the body language. do u know English students are pretty good at reading body language? (the eyes, twitches, fidgeting etc etc) I've a whole chapter on it in my book last yr.

Gut instinct..ah why must u always be right in such sad matters but never in the good ones?

Maybe it's because i place too much hope in events and refuse to see the whole picture. Love does make 1 blind after all. i mean look at XL...how can she choose ivan? lol . love makes her blind!! couldn't she see ivan feeding me chocalate on yh's blog? 破坏家庭的人. ivan and i were so "happy" lol. (1st chinese words in me blog leh. i love the office chinese software on my comp)

b4 i knew abt this (Friday) , it was the same day my cousin flew off to Norway (Thursday), my left arm was twitching and went numb at certain times throughout the whole fucking day. I was like praying that nothing happened to my cousin (thankfully he's safely in Norway and perfectly ok). battered/broken heart is better than receiving bad news abt my relatives and i do mean that. i mean gf u can get a new one as long as the current one doesn't die lah. but cousins? irreplaceable. blood is afer all thicker than water.

so i'm /was totally emo for like the last 5 days lah. thx god for distractions (good ones) like my primary sch gathering, the steamboat and new mmorpg and new story book (which i read finish in half a day). these great events/books really took my mind off it's brooding. even though i will still brood for the next few days and nights. Btw i will blogmore abt the steamboat and primary sch outing sooner or later (u guys shld know me that it's 99% chance of being the latter choice)

Guess i'm still the overlord of the BC for sometime to come. On ur knees slaves! bow b4 the OVERLORD!

Man proposes , God disposes. and my collection of failures in the M series continues. (just like a saga of failure). another 3-4 days of moping ard and i shld recover pretty well. eventhough i still feel irritable/sad when i think abt it, see a veggie stall etc. HAIZ.

so much for pondering on who to spend 28th Aug with. YH or MH? YH!!! I"M HERE FOR U!!!!!! give me a hug! me love yh! he always posts such scandelous photos of me and ivan to make xl jealous lol. and speaking of scandelous photos..

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=820789&id=711068147 (the person involved said not to say a thing abt this. i kept my word.) it's only a link after all. lol.

*evil + slightly sad/jaded/pessimistic laughter* (evil is the normal one, other 3 is due to the current ongoing emo-ness i feel)

Friday, August 08, 2008

Haiz..Once more i'm alone. AGAIN.

feeling emo as expected/ . now i know why i've been feeling troubled the last 2 days. at least it's only on this matter than something happening to my cousin who flew to Norway on thursday.

I will of course blog more on this. I pity the person against me on dota tonight. mood tampered with the knowledge i'm meeting my primary sch friends who i havent' seen for 11 yrs. But i'm seriously emo now. Pray hard foolish person who will dota against me tonight or for the next few nights. No mercy asked nor given.

on a brighter note: STEAM BOAT TOMORROW! whee.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I've been very excited / happy for the last 2-3 days AND it's nothing to do with girls. (wipe the shock expressions off ye faces !!!)

through facebook i've actually managed to contact with a great number of my old primary sch friends! YES!! 1 of my fondest wishes/ prayers have been answered. The years i've been searching for them has more or less ended.

Have Faith in the Lord! Blessed is His name!

I realised alot of NYPS (Nanyang Primary School ) are freakingly rich. (don't count me in this pple, i'm a mere average amongst them). Many of them are overseas including some of my greatest friends in those times. I will always remember the girl Mui Leng who could do a perfect split + chin ups in primary sch. *salutations!*

i have missed such friends over the years. HALLELUJAH!
So my date on monday went pretty ok although not as good as the others because i guess u know working pple are tired after work. and even the great and mighty victor overlord isn't immuned to tiredness.

so ate at sakae sushi. food was pretty good. (she ate her vegetarian food and i ate ikura don). mine wasn't so meaty obvious. just the little eggsm cucumbers and rice. lol even though i was like desiring the sashimi the chicken etc etc but oh well..what's the old saying again? when in rome do what romans do. in this case it's when with potential gf, do wat potential gf do.

wanted to walk walk ard with her, leisurelypace. BUT she said she wanted to go home. had to walk the dog because her parents dun like to do that and the dog's fussy. *silently cries*

so took mrt home. *BOOM!* 2 empty spaces but there was this filipino maid sitting in btw them. i wanted to stand talk with her but...she told me to take a seat (guess she felt uncomfortable lol also a bit awkward right?) *wails*

so for the train ride from bugis to Jurong east i was mentally willing that lady to get off..but alas, it was not to be. (psionics failed). so end story: walked her back to her house but stopped like 15m away because she said her parents very old fashion lol. *HAIZ!!!!*

good things: she bought me a magnet (pretty normal i guess, girls do like to buy gifts right?) by concidence, i also gave her a magnet. one that i bought b4 she flew to the US. (those name magnets)

somehow i felt that something was lacking. Maybe it was the tiredness or i don't know. it's weird. I spent a good deal of time trying to anaylse that feeling on the way home.

i gave her the link to the blog of a vegetarian which had a lot of stalls featured. she was real happy abt it! lol. oh well...let's see how things go from here shall we?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Introductions

I'm back!!! only 1 month of no blogging and so many complains. Guess u guys have to thank ivan for that. By mere chance i saw his post on XL's blog...and let's say ME EYES WERE BLINDED by that post. No money no honey...kao!!! i almost vomited blood and fainted at the same time. it was so lame? corny? i dun kmow... Guess some pple weren't meant to be bloggers! lol.
lol kk not that my blogging's better but it's mine so i guess i'm OBVIOUSLY biased in my judgements.
So instead of back logging for 1 whole blooody month, let's start off with Hanabi's outing. Mr KS-er to be william's final outing with various members of BC b4 he flew off to be a communist. Dinner was superb (obviously since i was the one who chose the place! OVERLORD'S ALWAYS RIGHT!)




There's our dear Mr Ivan and Mr William together. The 2 wolves in sheep's clothing. The mr no $$ no honey and mr kser. Do u pple notice we have more pics of ivan hanging out with guys than he hanging out with XL? Could this mean ivan's a gay!!!???? maybe xl's a front for him. HAHAHAHA!! So yup, the 2 ks-ers trying to overtake gh's place since gh's left dota-ing.





and speaking of dota...here's our most sought after host...MR CZY aka Mr EMO!!! doesn't he look a bit likea psychopath in this photo? lol. *he's going to eat ur brains!! RUN!!!* He goes emo so many times...we do wonder if he has PMS every losing game or games in which he feeds.




Some of the food we ate. YUMMY. The beef (right most barely seen) was ordered a record 6 times! overkill!




And here's a very so not right picture of hx. With yh! hx just looks wrong here...very wrong. Hey! but if he posts this as his display pic, we MIGHT finally believe he is a true gentle person. Yh looking like he wants to kill me for interrupting his eating lol. THE GREAT DEVOURER!

The Former dota player but still holds the record of KSes. MR GH! fraggort came in to eat with very little $$. Haiz...these sort of pple. He did wire the money to my acct a few days back though. So he's not as evil/dumb/inconsiderate as he looks. HE's WORSE. Hahaha. bugger is always not free when we hang out. So this can be considered a rare photo.



Obviously as the great overlord i will have 2 pics instead of 1. BEHOLD! the king of mushrooms eater. Think this type of mushroom is called Shikata? mushrooms? It was sold out pretty fast. Think we ordering like 10 sticks kind of depleted the stocks too. I realise my cheeks in this photo are pretty red and dimple like. oh well must be a sign of prosperity. lol.




Assassination attempt by czy to kill the overlord.
So our communist Hong has landed in beijing. he has a little red book!! (passport but still...) oh well china = no dota = will's skill = decrease = when he comes back we can FEED ON HIM! Yummy!
and btw hx...it's not MC, it's MT or MH if u guys prefer. dun get the initials wrong dudes!!! *date on monday! WHEE!!!!* (does cartwheels and sommersaults) I'm know i'm good! *EGO POWER UP! Lvl 2*





Wednesday, June 25, 2008

so midway into my ict. and i'm a *drum roll* STOREMAN!!! sai kang warrior!

i tell u ah..these days NSF cmi leh. 1st day briefing so many cockups. can't be compared to 1 PDF clerk's time! alvin , teck chuan, g1 branch etc

problems
1) sound system not properly set up b4 all the nsmen came.
2) dun know how to press alt f5 to switch from comp screen to transfer to visualiser
3) accidentally put the comp to sleep mode half way through the presentation

tsk tsk if it was our batch..we would have triple tested everything..made sure everything all zai zai set up. haiz...youngsters these days..bo wei gong. no skill.

so ya i'm a storeman in a fucking garung unit

a) new comd new rsm, S1 (DIV nsmen of the yr award enuff said) --> super see bei on

= super seebei sian= more work

rumours abound: unit might close down in 2 yrs down = 2nd unit i've been that's dao bi!

1 PDF --> 30 si --> next mindef? lol

comd said new uniform incoming in 2years time too. urban warfare colours.

me trying to tan my body. or at least upper arms. sit near window trying to sleep. so far this ict nothing to do. but come high key...will be troublesome.

officers in QM side = not bad. my new ka kias/buddies are pretty good too. i';m the youngest even though there are a 2 other 24yrs olds and a few 26-29 yrs olds.

so that's all for now. now for dota!

Saturday, June 07, 2008

okok fine so i didn't update for sometime. SO???? at least it's not as bad compared to those times a few years back when i updated like once every 1-2months right?

So i mmight as well comment on my work in this post.

Working at an employment agency, u see/meet/talk with a lot of pple. clients/candidates, resumes. So here are a few instances which kind of stuck to my mind.

1) CY is working with me!!! sian half. Still..the best of my recruitment at candidates lol. $6/hr! and we make him set a excel files, IT stuff, make him do work, and all that for that low pay! WHEE!!! best buy /recruit i had for sometime! *gives supremely evil grin*

2) resumes are kind of fun to read. of course there are some that are total crap. The best one so far? Gave us the resume which requires a password to open. and he/she didn't provide it. Viola! there's 1 person who will never get a job till he realises his/her misake

3) Clients: some are good. some are just so fucking irritating. Good ones: give detaileed job descriptions (JDs), not picky, hands in T&C promptly etc

Bad ones: picky, irritating, fussy (maybe fussy and picky are the same) but u get the drift.

case example 1: give a JD which is frankly speaking requirements see bei high sia. 7-8 yrs exp, age 30-40 and full set of accounts. only want CHINESE too. (racist buggers lol).

so send them over 10 resumes. All kana rejected and here are the reasons

1) too overqualified, (*faintz)
2) too ordinary
3) candidate too stressed up

the biggest joke of all? overqualified one which was rejected was asked to go for an interview 3days after i told her she was rejcted. Seriously...why do i suspect 3months time i will still be finding the same job for that company?

another company: almost non existant JD. salry: no cap no max, info is like super minmial. and this is a MNC leh!!

as a result i'm now a master of the fake a happy voice technique
i will sound interested over the phone, fake a happy voice and thank them for being so "understanding" while in my mind i will be like thinking "KNN LAH! give me so much trouble, thinks murderous thoughts, clenches fists etc etc)

haiz...life is tough. SO ANYONE wants a job? lol. dun worry, u will be treated better than cy. (i think lol)

1 thing abt cy: give him free fruits (courtesy of my aunt who receives it from another aunt who passes it to me), and he complains it gives him stomachaches. wah liao...talk abt showing gratitude huh? the type of friends i;ve.....whatsmore those are nice good big fruits lah! FOC too!!!
haiz.bo wei gong. wang en fu yi.

i can't watch the NBA finals AGAIN!!! damm sad. same as last year when i was working too (or was it the year b4 last?)

Saturday, May 10, 2008


Was looking at this old pic saved from eons ago and it really gives me a good laugh. Click on image to enchance


So let's start with the 1st stanza

A true friend never walks away/ a truefriend will always stay/A true friend looks ouot for u

*remembers numerous occassions on Ed psing us, Ivan XLing and psing us occassionally. lol. there goes that NEVER word*

A true friend will guard ur secrets *remembers william copying and pasting haha....evil i mean negative encouragement comments i made abt ivan. lol.* LOUSY WILLIAM!!! TRAITOROUS SPY!!!!*

I just love the 3rd stanza
A true friend tries to make u smile/ tries to replace that frown/ they may not always succeed/ But they rarely let u down.

*why is it that a LOT of my friends do the opposite huh?* they make me frown, try to replace that smile/ they ALWAYS succeed/ and mostly let me down (in dota kses, PSing on outings after so much planning)

5th Stanza

I'll listen to your fears/I promise not to laugh

*hears a LOT of mocking laughter A LOT of TIMES!!! in scrabbles, dota, attempts to get char bos etc etc*

Last stanza: For the friendship we have is a special one indeed

YA RIGHT! special as in excellent way to make me vomit blood all the time. I tell u ah...these type of friends....HAIZ!! SIGHS!!!

Yup..i've LOTS of "true" friends all right! lol. *mutters bloody censored words*

Friday, May 09, 2008

isn't it wonderful the way hx hasn't bothered me to blog even though i haven't blogged since almost 1.5 weeks ago?

Looks like him having a GF is not a bad thing after all. lol. ( yes hx i heard from my 2 spies abt ur delcaration of not being single). Explains his extended disappearance from msn. But u know mr teo, can at least take a break once in a while and u know...finish ur turn in scrabbles? lol. pple waiting for u leh!!! i mean even ivan doesn't neglect his scrabbles even though he has XL.

hmm..so does this mean scrabbles > XL? lol. (pour more oil to fan the flames as usual).

right right so now back to my studies soon

It's SO DULL!!!! want to cry. haiz. to kill time when i'm resting, i dun dota...i only dig out old comics i've scanned in the past. Right now reading the Sandman Series by Neil Gaiman. It's really a very good series. But my taste is probably not to u guys' liking. Considering how 1 of my nice peaceful songs can put ivan to sleep. (uncultured brute! lol)

a bit sad that one of the animes i've always loved Shadow Skill - can't find any of their mangas online. apparently pple gave up translating on it since they say it's like damm hard to. But still....it's was an awesome series. It was shown on AXN b4 u know.

Btw XL wants anime right? i've Samurai Champloo whole series of 26 episodes. A very nice (again IMO= in my own opinion)) series. Then again i'm not sure what CHAR BOS like lor. Sometimes they can be so fussy in their criterias haha. of course if Ivan treats me to lunch and/or dinner i can help him burn the dvd for XL. (TREAT!!!! U love ur gf right ivan? so treat ME to get HER the GOOD anime) good quality leh! so so so?

i'm thinking next buffet the attached pple shld treat the still single BC members, to show that they sympathise with our bachelorhood. I'm sure yh william czy cy will whole heartedly agree with me. against it will be of course HX and IVan and maybe john ming

so the vote is
YES : 5
NO: 3

therefore it's decided! Bachelors will get treated to BUFFET!!! Thank you HX IVAN and maybe John MING! (ok lah give them chance, they pay only 50% of the bill. cheap cheap. let's go find a buffet that costs $35 per person).

SMILE! (gives the act cute but not so cute smile) haha.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Words words and more words
the burden of reading so much
is so bloody stressful
as u can see from this cmi poem
i really dun like studying
am i going insane?
i think so too
lol

odintsova, arkady pavel nicolai bazarov katya all russian names which ive to learn
at least it's not as bad as the damm thai names i had to memorise during history exams years b4.

ME HATE
1) exams
2) army
3) er -mas
4) PSKs
5) wasting time like now.

bacck to work.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Did u guys know that it took me a full 50mins to write that last entry?

it was in a burst of creativity and of course extreme mirth. too much reading of talkingcock.com and diary of a singapore mind. those are very inspiring for such works of "art". lol. haha hope u pple appreciated the hard work it took me to jolt that one down.

next one will be ivan. prob will be the final piece of such writings for sometime. Too much of a similar postings tends to dull the appreciation.

u know ivan...if u treat me to lunch/dinner on monday, i can really write abt ur good pts ya? OR u can dun treat me and let me write the same "good" stuff like what i did to hx
*muhahaha*

is this called blackmail? lol.

hehe..i alrdy have certain pts on our dear mr tang. oh the suspense and horror...i mean the surprises...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

OK.. so i've changed my blog. Notice the music?
and thx to hongxin for reminding me abt the clock. Even though somehow this layout just doesn't seem as nice as the last one. But too late to do anything abt it. I''ve never been that good at html editing.


So Mr Teo HX wants me to write good stuff abt him? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???? LOL
*thinks deeply trying to drag out anything good abt hx...*

45 mins later.... *still thinking*


*times passes....birds chipping outside, the sun is bright.....clouds pass by my window..more time passes!*

*many many many hrs/days later..processing done*

So here's my err..."glowing" testimonial on Mr HX. (of course u pple shld know my style by now, so look out for the hidden meanings)

HX is by his own words: very gentle and not a violent person at all! OH NO!! discount the vicious and heavily supported evidence/ "lies" of Victor, Ivan, yh, edward, william who said hx wrecks them "occassionally" in sec sch/ JC / After Army. He wouldn't harm a lamb. (but he might eat it..hx likes mutton right?) Those pple are merely distorting the truth abt the oh great and mighty teo hx.

Instead of violent, it is better said that hx doesn;t know his own strength. How is he to know "poking" pple with such small muscles might result in such evil lies concorted by these pple who accuse him of punching them? These pple shld blame themselves for not developing their bodies to HX's level. It's also the lousy builders of tables and chairs if HX accidentally breaks them too. Who ask them to build such flimsy tables and chairs right? It's ALL their fault!! Shame on u false accusers! lol.

Hence i say..HX IS REALLY A GENTLE AND NON-VIOLENT PERSON.


Another point of HX: He's full of energy. and possesses UNIQUE powers!

a) Who can blame hx for sleeping at the most awkward of times? His legendary powers of sleeping anywhere and anytime has been proven and documentedd!

But let's not blame him for "sleeping" during dota-ing (it's a tale that shall forever be remembered.) Who can blame hx for entering the game when everyone was 9-11 lvls above him? He just didn't want to stun the pple with his pro-ness. so he gave them all a chance by "observing" them till they hit lvl 11.

Who can fault such generosity? HE'S SO HUMBLE...SO KIND

How abt that time in genting when he "slept" when we all sang KTV? No...that wasn't sleeping! HX was conserving energy for his songs! Despite my great powers of raising the dead with my wails i mean.. singing powers, hx was still able to close his eyes and store his energy!

THIS SHOWS HIS AMAZING DISCIPLINE! TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE MINOR DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS LOUD NOISES.

Dun listen to those "vicious" lies by the BC that says HX words are coated with vulgarities! ALL LIES! (ok it's true he doesnt say it often now, in fact it's rare). Those pple at BC occassionally are at the receiving end of Hx's trademark words : "F*ck u!" Those poor misguided pple dun understand that the kind and well intended remarks were to spur them on to greater heights. ( esp when certain members like the great and all generous OVERLORD walks too slowly for HX's pace. nvm that hx's legs are longer and he's a PES A fit, while the overlord's is a PES C excuse marching jumping running type of guy) HX just doesn't want to them to waste their time walking so slowly, missing buses, mrt rides etc. Ever heard of time is money?This shows Hx's vulgarities were a cover up for his good intentions! He wants to help ppe like us to save time and money!

Since he helps us save money, how can we fault him when he asks for treats now and then?

WHERE CAN WE FIND SUCH A GENEROUS FRIEND? WHO'S SO CONCERNED ABT OUR MONEY?

So u see? In just this short blog, i've listed down only SOME of hx's good qualities. Just to recap

HE'S

A) GENTLE
B) NON- VIOLENT
C) HUMBLE
D) KIND
E) DISCIPLINED
F) GENEROUS


So do not believe the "vicious" lies and slander the evil BC members spread abt HX! He's just MISUNDERSTOOD . See the evil of miscommunication? Even after 5-10 years of knowing him, these pple have wronged hx! I'm sure if such pple treat HX to more meals, greater understanding will clear up all the misconceptions.

Lucky is the girl who has hx! She can experience all his good pts. we shld all be envious of her! lol.

(hx ah...remember to treat me to a meal 1 of these days hor! see the POSITIVE & HIGH PRAISES in the testimonial i gave u? )

kk..so who wants me to write good things abt them next? this is so much fun! dun think i've laughed this much while blogging b4.