Tuesday, February 05, 2008

think i'm going to scape the next topic feature. Makes blogging feel like essay writing.

But oh well might as well honor it by writing on graciousness in singapore which i believe is really quite lacking.

i mean not that i like to say it...but how gracious are singaporeans if we didn't have like be courteous/polite/not be litterbugs campaigns being drilled into our heads all the time?

i mean i'm sure there are polite kind and caring pple in sg out there *ahem like me* (ego boost no 1) but haiz the no of idiots i see everyday are so so so depressing. esp when i go to uni that time. "Q" for the damm U turn for like 10mins and see 1 fucker just cut in my lane and almost hit my car. Of couorse i souind my honk lah. Too bad my mom doesn;'t want me to behave like my uncle Richard. His driving isn't called defensive driving...more like offensive driving. He once honked 1 guy for like 10mins straight, tailgating from dun know where to where. just pressed the honk non stop w/o letting go. Pretty cool huh?

For me...oh well...i do entertain thoughts of throwing rocks into the bastards' windows once i see where they park in school. or at least let the air out of their tyres. BUT....once again kind old mrs cheong refuses to let me indulge in my violent urges. MOO!!!!

Of course talking once more abt ungraciousness...usually pretty obvious to see lah. old pple on buses/mrt looking for seats and young fookers don't even bat an eyelid looking at them from their nice old seats. (not like me!! i do give my seats to the elderly etc etc. It's true). (silent ego boost no 2) * bet u guys didn;t know i won the numerous mr courteous awards in primary sch right?*

So now let's give praise to the overlord once more!! (Loud very egoistic boost no 3)
*the overlord's good! the overlord's great! he's so kind give him a cheer ( i prefer $$ though or free food)! all hail the overlord!*

( this can be done in a hymns tone, or in a more lively poppy type of music)

Next topic: scraped this idea. But it might be some *as usual* goffy ideas!

*starts humming the overlord's great song*

Monday, February 04, 2008

i still remember that time cy said had a class gathering



in the end it was 9 pple including me and 2 non 4/2 pple (mandy and april)



some gathering huh?

anyway i realised girls can talk a LOT!! esp yaqin and co. Didn't help that i was tired from a day's of hard work in the office and that the conversation at times/most times were not that interesting. and that weipeng and cy and i were the only guys whom we don't really have enuff interests to sprout our own topics.

Only amusing in my own opinion was MC saying that we were all in the marrriageable age and we shld try to get married or something like this. (misinterpretation could be due to tiredness anyway so don't blame me)

in my mind i was like thinking...err..ya i'm sure we would like to get married (BC members excluded mind u, BC is a life long agreement *it's stated in the very small print at the btm of the contract papers lol*)

so anyway back to the marriage thing, easier said than done. Marriage is a very EXPENSIVE matter. Wedding dinner (at least 20K for the old chinese fashion of course), getting a house (unless u like living with ur in-laws, or u really want ur mom to always do ur laundry for u) at least $300k. Plus living on ur own isn't cheap. Paying for ur own utility bills, making ur own meals, washing up, cleaning ur house everyday etc etc. Life aren't that easy.

that's what i wanted to say, then again i'm not such a party pooper so i just kept my mouth shut.

I did drink a lot of water though just to pass the time. something like 12 glasses or so. BORING! CY shld have clarified that it was mostly a female outing. Blah! CY CAN"T BE TRUSTED!!! (prob wanted to see huimin only that bugger. someone walked huimin back leh. suspicious right? *note to self: ask hx to "investigate". knowing hx he wouldn't be sneaky or err...diplomatic abt it. He will just roughly say: " oi! fucker! (in cy's case it will be CB) u going out with so and so is it? haha.) *accurate assessment of hx?*

Sian....only 1 month since end decemenber has passed. Bloody hell...how am i going to ta han until june!!!! *groans* think i will go inflat my ego and be intolerable to everyone in the BC club till june. EGO POWER!!!! U"VE BEEN WARNED MORTALS!! *bow b4 me! the great supreme overlord*

haiz...for some reason i feel a tad bit depressed. could be the gloomy weather these days. or the continuous number of losers and idiots i've seen in dota games these days. Blah.

NExt Blog Topic: graciousness in Singapore (new feature cool right? so u guys at least have an inking of what u will read next) *now eveyrone all say: " wow...victor is so kind! i wish i could be just as kind like him" and say it with enthusiaism and vigour! *ivan can say it with XL if he wants to*

End over-inflated ego blog update

Saturday, February 02, 2008

i wanted to blog but after 1 game of dota i couldn't remember what i wanted to blog. conclusion: dota's bad for memory.
so there

qutoa filled for today

Friday, February 01, 2008

So now i'm working for my aunt

work half day
go home study
on thur/fri, go for studies

Pay = (confidential) since i know some LEECHES will ask for treats
but my pay is roughly ard $8 - $12/hr (not giving the exact pay for very obvious reasons).

No CPF contribution though. Obvviously since it's only for 1/2 day work.

So anyway to further update my backdated blog

I was sick for 1 week! hence the long absence b4 the previous post. Was the usual Tonsilithis which crops up once every few months. Somehow i think my body is either getting used to the sickness.

usually the fever of 39.8 dc makes me really cold and down. But lately or rather the last 2-3 times i've had the illness, usually i would feel much worse. I was fully aware of my actions despite the fever. No hallucinations and no mutterings to myself in my sleep.

even though i did sleep 19hrs a day for 3 days. That really killed the fever. so HAH! i laugh at Ivan's puny sick fevers of 38.2 dc!!! THEY ARE NOTHING TO ME!!!

Of course during those sick times no one showed any concern! WAH!!! these type of friends. Ok lah...the most concerned remark was : " Don't die hor".

touching huh? no wonder guys gets gfs. I'm sure XL doesn't say those words to Ivan when he's sick. hahaha.

Haiz...guess i've to be contented with Hx's cruel and tyranical urgings for me to blog more. Next time he comes to my house i'm going to make him sleep on the floor! and ivan can share the bed with ME!!!! either he or mr nipple man!

*note to self* my dota skills very chui now. All yh's fault for making me miss 2 weeks of dota training.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

the type of friends i have...haiz! fall sick and instead of asking me to get well better or how am i feeling, it's demands of more blogging more more more!

wah liao leh! can at least pretend to show *ahem* more care and concern? or at least stop bugging me to blog!! solutions to these problems



a) Go watch youtube

b) play with urself (games or otherthings etc etc)--> i know this sounds so wrong.
c) get ur own blog!



so to kill time while waiting to go to holland V, not that i expect pple to be punctual. 100% ed will be late. if not i will prob die of shock or something



so let's backtrack to the days b4 i fell sick and try to sort the various bloggings i was suppose to do but ended up spending the time sleeping



so i invited 6 pple to my house!! ya!! in the end 3 came. not that bad bah



Invited ivan cy czy,yh,will,hx



Cy: Very smart...last min PS me. say nothing to do in my house but dota and PS2 ( he doesn't like dota) so said didn;t want to come at....1130pm. Power? impressive



Ivan: the best....invite him over 2x..and 2times REJECTED my invitation. I tell u ah...he probably purposedly fell sick to avoid coming to my house. I mean not like i'm going to EAT him (no meat anyway haha). I mean which person eats ramily burgers for 3 days straight??? I must ask him whether he ate it for breakfast lunch and dinner for that 3 days. See lah...the extent he goes to get food poisoning just to avoid coming to my house. My other guess is HX asked him to bring his own mattress, then ivan's too lazy to bring..so probably went to poison himself. haha.. Don't want to come just tell me...haha don;t need to go to such an extent to create perfect excuses!!! (prob doesnt' want to return me my naruto cds, slam dunk series and Harry Potter book)



this type of friend. *blah*



HX: bo pian, valid reason.





So despite coming to my house several times, the 3 brave souls of YH WILL AND CZY still manage to lose their way coming here. Haiz. U never see this problem when we go over to czy or ivan's house. Even though my leg was slightly injured, i stilll had to go fetch them and bring them over.



Straight away DOTA! After we set up the multi plugs, the table and chairs. Even though there were a few PPs (literally), everything went smoothly. I mean how was i suppose to know they didn't put their laptop batteries in? As usual they blame me THEIR HOST!! free aircon...good drinking water...(fine..2nd cups onwards were filled with tap water but hey! i didn't have enuff sterlised water k?)



*complain complain complain*

So thx to czy..i can host games now! even though he and the rest blackmail me, peek into my screen to see where my hero was, called me noob host...haiz. These type of friends.

so bed arrangments were made according to contributions to the great victor empire!

a) person who's my new best friend: YH! the person who is my game provider now --> gets a whole new mattress for himself!

b) Czy who taught my how to host games for dota -> sleeps on the bed besides me!

c) william --> no gooder hah! sleeps on the floor. but surrounded by my 2 blankets! my own 2 personal blankets leh! bugger didn't even thank me haha.

Then in the morning

WE HAD TUNA SANDWICHES!!! perosnally made by me mom. with toasted french loaf bread, tomatoes and with desert beadcurd too!

how lucky are those who came? *that will teach ivan not to fall sick next time*


So the outing ended well! except yh sneaked away my WC3 FT cd. Sneak thief! fortunately, he's returned it. but 2 weeks of no dota!!! no wonder lately i've been getting owned. all yh's fault.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

FOr this yr 1 of my goals for the new yr is to be less cynical
i've realised i'm a very cynical person. maybe that's why i'm a free thinker. I question too much or am sceptical when it comes to religion. Not a very good trait for a devotee.


my 2nd resolution will to be more friendly towards certain friends. I shall not ungraciously reply WAT? on msn anymore! unless i'm feeling very irritated

3rd: I SHHHHAAAALLL sssspeakk slower. My mom says i speak to quickly. can't hear my intonation and words properly. Ok! Soo....speak slowly campaign is on!

4th: I shall sleep no late than 1130pm unless on special occassion

5th: I shall use less vulgarities! Purge the HX factor out of myself. No more fuck! or KNN!! or CCB or CB! i shlall attempt to be a posh/snooty/stiff necked gentleman. (of course i'm one alrdy but still...)

6th: I think i broke this one alrdy. but oh well.. I shall reduce my ego power. It's hard when i'm so good... but Haiz...i shall strive to be humble. *told u this one's been broken!)

7th: Try to get a GF! hahaha!

8th: Retain as many bachelors in BC as possible. Lures of free food, cookies and the occasional carrying a HUGE metal club shld do the trick. no one gets hitched till i get hitched!
So even though it's weeks late
here's a happy new yr and merry xmas to all my dear supporters of this blog. Truly minor compared to the famous bloggers but it's ok since i never really did like too many readers. Or to put it into a snooty way, it's suppose to be nice and exclusive.

So here are my random thoughts on random happenings in 2007
a) prices of living are rising! ya! the gur-ment (government) do things for us lah. But it's a fucking stupid idea to raise their pay at a time when everyone's suffering. Idiots. Whoever was in charge of the timing is such an ass. prob couldn't plan a good timetable if his fucking life was on the line

b) this thiought suddenly popped into my mind like 2mins ago. It's abt the newspaper article with pple trying to get as many friends as possbile on friendster/facebook etc by posting sexy photos of themselves on the sites. In my mind these ideas are idiots. I mean like wow! u have several thousand "friends". a new record. But do u really know these pple? Fuck it man, u dun even know anything abt them besides their names. Lifestlyes? personality? ZERO!

Most of those pple prob added u because u look good on the site with the pictures. They see u as an object. Idiots. Me? I'm at least proud to say 99% of my friends are truly known to me.. (in some cases like hx ivan etc it was a hard bitter years of ksing, violence etc). But at least i know them personally!

seriously what are kids these days thinking of?

c) Since i'm talking abt kids, it did strike me that i am very youthful looking. Pple always mistake me to be several years (4-6yrs) younger than my actual age. Haha. Still remember that time i went out with Tina and her kids at Rocky's. This old man walked passed us, turned around, glanced at me then at tina then stood there thinking for like 1-2mins. haha. He's prob thinking like I'm Tina's son but i'm too old for that.

haha..of course that was this teenager girl at the opposite table also staring at me when i was playing with the kids. Tsk Tsk pple shldn't stare it's not polite. Of course if u want to stare, at least be a pretty girl . Sadly that one not that pretty. haha so i didn't bother to stare back. (evil aren't i?)

Face it pals and i'm not sure the term for female pals, i think they are also called pals, I'm young looking because of good genes from my mom's side! Neo sides all look younger than our actual ages.

d) why the hell am i typing this long blog? Ah because william was telling me to blog more often. surprising isn't it? it's not HX!!! ok fine, yh also commented on the chatbox for me to blog more often

e) I'm fucking unfit. 2.5hrs of badminton and i have a headache feel tired. Unfit victor. haiz.

f) I'm working at my aunt's agency. Dun know my pay. But nice being the boss's nephew. Go out lunch with her FREE LUNCH! And no one bothers me. Then again i'm a young person there anyway. Pay isn't that much of a concern with me anyway. I was willing to help my aunt for free anyway (Writing /greetings for CNY.)

g) Oh well that's it for now. so MERRY CHRISTMAS (today is the last day of xmas 12 days of xmas after all) and A HAPPY NEW YEAR U MISERaBLE BUGGERS! Love u all! (more like hate but oh well let's join in the festive mood k?)

Monday, December 17, 2007

A lot of pple i know are going overseas. Makes me feel sad for various reasons

a) They are close to me
b) when's the fucking last time i went on a holiday? (besides Malaysia) Ans= 2 yrs back when we went to HK. when's the last time i went for a family holiday? answer = 6 yrs ago when iwas sec 4 when i went to NZ with my aunt my mom and my cousin Andy

So within 1 week
Ms Madeline Huang went to USA for 6 months
Andy -- Thailand for 1 week
Uncle Bob, Aunt angie claire and andy off to hk ( after andy comes back from thailand) for 1 week
Yiyu to taiwan for 1 week in jan
Boyan to Japan for 1 whole week (funny how everytime we want to meet, either 1 of us are not free. Best friends who haven't met up for 2 yrs + lol)

I'm SAD!!!!

went to see Warlords with Andy & his GF and Simon yesterday. Kind of a gory show. took cab to meet them there..and there began my little adventure

a) Cab driver didn't understand me. I said orchard ROAD! then he kept on saying huh? huh? (shld have listened to my gut feeling and gotten off) but oh the dummy i am..i stayed on

b) After abt 3mins of explaining and repeating orcahrd road (mind u i even say orchard road in CHINESE!!! correctly mind u) he *or so i thought* finally got it.

c) We were travelling correctly to orchard road....until he turned at the Botanical Gardens. *faintz* I told him Uncle ORCHARD ROAD!! WU JIE LU!!! gave me very very blank stare. In the end i said u know takashimaya? go there!!!

Uncle: " oh takashimaya..i know. I thought u wanted to go Nasi Road."

i was thinking like wtf...How in the world does Orchard Road becomes Nasi Road? Hell...the only thing similar in the 2 words is they both have the letter "A".

SO THANK YOU TAKASHIMAYA! If not i would have been in nasi road instead of enjoying the movies with my cousins.

He did cut off 30 cents off the fare.
For dinner we went to the super nice restaurent Shashlik at far east shopping centre ( near borders). Steak there was DELICIOUS! Total cost for 4 pple = $133.

Fucking hell..order 2 bowls of soup to split into 2 portions for 4 pple... they charged us $2 for that!! what type of cut throat price is that??? KNN!!!

After our very full dinner filled with very entertaining conversation, walked back to sommerset MRT stat. I must say.orchard road's xmas decorations this yr is very nice. IVAN GO TAKE XL THERE! VERY ROMANTIC. If it doesn't rain that is. even if it rains, as it did yesterday, it's still quite a beautiful sight. So much for my idea of taking meiting there this yr. haha.

a bit weird. my cousin and his gf holding hands then simon and i walking in front or behind of them so as not to intrude on them. I must admit i felt envious seeing them of course. Then again Andy's or i shld say his gf is lucky to have him.

after that went home. with me feeling happy but with the usual tinge of sadness after seeing so many couples in orchard road. Haiz...
Chocolates = drugs to kiddies?
This happened after my bro's wedding rehearsal. Tina & Family + my family went to sunset way to have Rocky's Pizza. Nice place to dine. anyway after that the kiddies had chocolate ice cream!! oh wait..luke had it..micky had strawberry.

so anywat after having his ice cream, luke was like so duped. He was jumping, running holding on to everyone like a drunken toddler. Then he said the magic words! : " Mommy, I love u"
so touching...but for 1 fact..he was saying it to my mom!!! and Tina (his mom) was like 2 metres away! After my mom pointed out that Tina was like 2 metres away, he ran to her and said those words.

But effect a bit spoilt alrdty. quite comical.

next incident: my bro's wedding: HE ATE 12 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE!!! Tina Nigel and Everyone else were thinking: " Oh boy...this is going to be 1 long long night". And it was. Super hyperactive sugar choco charged 3yr old ran and ran and ran and laugh for 4 hrs straight. from 8pm to midnight! He was HIGH!!! Even when everyoen was like dozing off he was still saying more more!!! *shivers*. I had a bit of hope when he said he wanted to rest, a bit tired. He sat down for 5 secs...then ran in zip zacs all around the hotel.

yesterday i was scolding him for trying to jump on a table. So i asked him: "Don't jump on the table!! Are u a little monkey?"
he gave me the cheeky smile and replied: yes! little monkey!" *faintz*

Anyway all of us cousins (uncles & aunties we all are) agree..Luke has the cute cheeky look which all of us love! So here's a picture of the Lim's Little Monkey Luke Lim!


Thursday, December 13, 2007

amazingly enuff..it's been almost half a month since my last blog and HX didn't pester me to blog more!!! *miracles do happen i guess*

So let's' get down to what's been happening ya?

a) Brother's wedding FINALLY OVER!!!!

lots of work, didn't help that i was sick 1 week b4 the wedding with high fever and sore throat. Of course i recovered just in time...but ended up with a cough and phelgm (pretty bad too)

anyway b4 the wedding, my cousin Andy slept over because
a) he was the wedding driver (nice BMW leh!)
b) BMW had to have the wedding flowers tied onto it so he stayed over to ensure the flowers didn't get too damaged. (he lives at tenah merah) so a sleepover meant the flowers had to take from our house to the church wouldn't be too damaged.
c) I snored very LOUDLY because of my blocked nose/throat passage ways. my bro complaint to me.

BIG DAY! (BTW the photos are posted on my facebook account)

Everything almost went smoothly. luke the ring bearer didn;t run amok and actually delivered the rings correctly!! micheala the flower girl was simply adorable! of course i was that everytime i see the kiddies. But they were dressed in a tux (lukey!) and pretty little dress(micky)

Anyway after the lunch (it was GOOD!!!) andy and i were pretty zonked out by the time it was over (2pm). After time all of us headed home (reached home 2.20pm) rested for 20mins then headed straight to reagent.

at least we cousins had a spare room. (claire simon and yiyu would join us later on in the roomm after dinner). Andy and i were impressed with the security function in the hotel. Elevators to guest rooms require u to insert the key into the lift. very impressive. then again reagent is a 5 star hotel.

so basically andy and i rested in the room. and watched nba (celtics vs raptors = no competition at all).

our room was pretty big. 1 queen size bed, 1 two seater sofa and 1 spare bed, tv etc etc. comfortable beds i must say. but no internet connection :( unless ur insane enuff to pay $12/hr.

Night time:
andy yiyu claire simon and i = receptionist table = telling guests table nos and collecting their hongbaos!! $$ kaching! by that time we were like dead tired. (claire yiyu went shopping/ktv-ing) differnt sort of tiredness from andy and i, but still tired.

saw some of the old teachers (mr tan say pin, colin coy, mrs (mimi wong, fang, Bin, Loke, and a few others) saw also mr lau and mr lim tian seng but didn't get to say hi to them.

mr tan said i lost weight..(slight ego boost) but then again who wouldn't after being sick for the last 1 week and eating just porridge and marcoloni 3 times a day?

kk i'm getting tired of blogging now. so let's cut to the end

dinner was good. went to bed. Ms Claire Neo...is really such a pig sometimes...haha. she slept for 10.5 hrs!!! yiyu slept for 4hrs (since she went to St.James again! and only came back at like 5.45am...)

They complaint that i snored very loudly! Sorry lah! blocked nose and partly sore throat means trouble breathing = snoring! it's a medical fact!

It's Fun sleeping over with cousins! despite ms claire's laziness *ahem*
kk blog again next time.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

ok so i'm sick wiht 5 days more to go for my bro's wedding. sa,e old sicknesses sore thoat and fe4vers of 39dc.

yes i know spelling here is terrible but it's hard to concentrarote when my head is bursting. instead of shiving with cold, my fever brings on headache.

4 days to recover b4 ihae to go to camp for mob briefing. 5days b4 bro's wedding. am i repeating myself?

btw zy said the bbqq at my house changed to xmas party at his house. at least s[are mr the planning when i'm sick.

taking medicine gurgling salt water adn reduce swelling on my throat. haiz. God sure choose a bad time to strike me down with illness. at least he gave me 5-6 daysto recover b4 my bro's big day.

Friday, November 23, 2007

It kind of gets dull playing dota all the time but at the same time it does gets interesting at times when u see some young and/or immatured kid scolding others for being noob or dumb with the same usual insults of (scold mother father die, f*ck, noobshit etc etc).

Why can't pple be more refined? usually my comments when such arugments pop out is

Me: " OMG! another row/argument btw uncultured crude immatured kids with limited vocabulary! Grab the popcorn folks!" -->summarised version of what i write since i usually say this in 3-4 sentences

of course sometimes naturally i guess..they will say i KB or being kaypo! in which i ignore them i continue my "sophisticated" (compared to them) criticism of them.

The most comical ones i love seeing are those pple who post

" want to fight is it? come lah! meet u at bedok flat (no etc etc) or some other place. then even give phone number. LMAO. (this is when i comment: "oh boy! another generation of think with ur fists kids. They can't think with their brains because they have none! fighting is the only thing they know how to do well!"

again u can imagine the venom in some of their replies. haha. usually pple who aren't involved have to ask me to stop. my basic reply is :"oh well just seeing how immatured they are gives me great fun. i just want to see how low their boiling pt are. which is currently very low i must say"

usually after that i will keep quiet because dun want to waste time typing when i am owning them. btw usually such low fused idiots quit after i kill them 2-3 times. Bo backbone leh!

of course 1 idiot (own teammate) called me a noob. I told this incident to ivan & will on msn. and he also called me dumb. somehow he was like saying he's not dumb and ask me what's some sort of disease. (naturally i didn't know since it's so obvious it's in a specialised field or area of knowledge)

so i countered with a pretty general qn back :" so then tell me 3 great works of literature" after no reply? dun know...gosh ur pretty dumb too my ally"

Don't mess with a uni student kiddo. even though i'm a lit student, i'm sure everyone can tell me 3 great authors/works of literautre right? (Shakespeare, Virginia Woolf, Sylvia plath, DH lawrence, ted huges etc etc. Or hamlet, mcbeth, king leer etc etc

i mean i don't study them but even i know them by reputation.

maybe i should have given him chance and questioned him more on modern current issues like the Pedra Branca or the potential consequences of the Myanmar he wouldn't feel so stupid. then again he might not have even known the answer.

And for those wondering. yes i can debate, discuss philosophy, current issues and literature as well. so for those who make me irritated, YES! i can make u feel real dumb real quick! but i wouldn't do that to my friends! only to those idiots who dare to cross me in dota.

And yes..i'm still planning the BBQ. problem is it's prob have to do at the back of my house. because in front no lighting. Garden at least have 2 lights. but then a bit of a squeeze there. Haizx...trust hx to give me such a complicated planning event again. DUmb hx. blah

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

not even 24hrs after my exams and that bugbear hx is alrdy PESTERING me to blog more. Haiz...ah xin ah..instead of reading my blog hor, can go study or not? tsk tsk tsk..amt of time spent checking my blog and posting on chatbox= 30secs/day x 30days = 900secs = 15mins!!! u could spent that exta 15mins per month err...buying food at Burnz

anyway last night i liked my index no: AZS103010. too bad i don't buy toto or 4d.

since hx pester me, this post would be mainly critising hx. here's a VERY irritating sms he sent me yesterday (shldn't he be studying?)

I saw an ad on ST classified abt loooking for pple to shape up and lose weight b4 Christmas. Haha..Call Kim at 96289638 if u're interested...hahaa.

wah liao...are u saying i'm fat. so hurt. This type of friend huh....bo wei gong. I"M NOT FAT! i'm only 5cm shorter than william and he weights 10kg more than me. will, go call that number! haha. whose fault is it? ALL HX'S fault.

anyway ok enuff hx bashing. even though his skin quite thick so he wouldnt feel the effects.

The time i went to watch Chitty chitty bang bang with my cousin and her family, there's was this oh so snooty and stuck up lady with her kids. Initially Luke pulled her hair since her seat was in front of him. then after that she kept on glaring at us. after intermission (that's the half time break for shows in case u dun know), tina and aunt wendy's maids behind her were talking normally mind u. and the break hadn't ended yet and she just glared at them with that oh superior than thou look prob because they are maids etc etc. Bad move bitch! Aunt Wendy saw that and gave a piece of her mind,:" wat u looking at? keep on staring at us blah blah". Gave it to her good and proper.

Can't stand such fucking stuck up people. Didn't their parents teach them to be humble? Someone shld make her suffer as the Blacks suffered during those racist times in the early 1900s. That will wipe the conceited smug off her face. Her squarish dull looking kidsd also kept looking back at us. (ok it could be micheala crying because of the "scary" child snatcher), but something abt their faces pissed me off. Think the 2 kids saw me glaring back at them. Good thing i'm pretty cultured and civilised...was so TEMPTED to smack their face. (so much of being cultured...). ok fine..it doesn't matter to me that those twerps were only 9-12yrs old and i was like x2 their age.

oh ya just had a good game of DOTA! noobshit host and friends ( PA,storm spirit, lr, potm and sniper) who all picked (they didn't even random just waited till our own heroes were chosen b4 they picked theirs) were trashed by my team (omniknight, medusa (ME), cw, visage and naga)39-8! b4 he cked us. what a fucking loser. ALL PICK!! after our own team RANDOMED. and they were still owned like noobs! (and that is after 1 of our teammates repicked fv, said fv too boring) YA! That game kind of cleared my headache. OWNING!!! i'm pretty good at medusa i notice. ok even though i ked 2x. needed to get my eos.

i didn't really knew that we were owning that bad till i saw the score after we raxed their mid. am i good? ya baby!

But let's not type dota so loudly here..letting ivan and william go berserk after reading this post! (ARGH DOTA!!!!) *waves tiny flags of support for overlord victor *

Friday, November 16, 2007

This Blog is now 3years and half a month old! with (including this post) 286 post! recording an average of 95 posts a yr. = abt 7 posts a month!

WHEE! that's make it 5yrs of blogging since my old blog closed down. think it was like insaneloner@diaryland.com or was it diaryx.com? ah watever. but the site closed down alrdy.

So even though there have been inconsistent blogging with gaps varying between 1-6months, IT"S STILL ALIVE!!!

Thx to the various pple
a) Yh for continous comments which are very "englightening"
b) HX - for pushing up no of posts by consisntently bugging me after 2 months of inactivity.
c) and all the other crappy readers whom most are too lazy to get their own blogs and are forced to rely on blogs like mines to survive. PARASITES! (HX u also fall into this category)

I "appreciate" ur constant support despite the lack of chinese words, music and all the other hippy things youngsters have in their blog these days. Me oldie...not tech savy.

8.5hrs more to go for my Lit &gender exam (includes the poetry). Maybe i shld salute the exam paper and say: "I who am abt to die salute u"

then again i shld have doen that last sem when i was doing the question on the roman arena.

3 more days to FREEDDDDOOOOOMMMM!!!!

then i will gloat over all of u until ur exams end on nov 27th! HAHAHAHA *cue evil laughter and sinster music*

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hx is right...1st time got a CHAR BO posting comments here. But he's wrong abt him not being the best at arrowing.

Quote from HX: " her permanent and willing target board". Notice the word "WILLING". Ivan will gladly wave his arms around , wearing bright yellow shirt to help XL "arrow" him. Ok he might complain a bit..but which guy ever whines loudly when the gf arrows him? (do it discreetly ivan!). Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Whereas for YOU HX!!! We are ur ever fucking unwilling targets. We put on camo paint, wear dark coloured clothes and only move around at night but ur arrow still hit us (or rather me).

Anyway for the BBQ, it MIGHT be held at ME HOUSE! But unconfirmed. so i suggest u guys plan 1 BBQ plan for WCP and i will plan 1 for my house. So jsut in case can't BBQ at my house, we have at least the WCP or whatever plans as backup.

WE NEED MORE FEMALES!! If i remember XL's blog, she said some of her friends quite free and single...so if hx really insisit (which he usually does), maybe can ask them out for the BBQ too. Now if we can get john ming too and his GF, and maybe Jinli also...WTF...my house might not be big enough.

haiz...so much trouble and how did we end up with such trouble? ALL...*i know ivan is sure thinking: "wah liao..victor sure say all ivan's fault as usual*..HX's FAULT!!!. Who ask him to arrow me organise BBQ outing. Why can't he as usual just pig out at some restaruent? haha.

This BBQ might be our annual BC AGM meeting. Hmm..can't we go seoul garden? (blah). XL pls arrow ur willing target to organise this BBQ hor. (I will laugh the day HX gets a GF and when his GF arrows him to do something. But knowing HX, he will deflect the arrow to me as usual.)

See the negative image EVERYONE has of u HX???? REPENT!! CHANGE!!!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

U know yh is right. HX shld get his own blog. instead of pestering me to blog more often. and why pick on me sia? yh hasn't blogged for like 2 months alrdy. Does he hear any comments from HX? I think hx is biased against me lor. Must by because yh is bigger sized and poor me is so small sized. another reason is probably be yh's blog doesn't have those Chat Boxes. Maybe next time i wouldn't renew mine after it expires.
BBQ matters:

Why my house can't be used:

a) no bbq pit (and those that say go buy lah...u buy for me then...bloody hell.. i'm no gold mine)
b) My garden a bit clamped maybe + lots of cats' droppings.
c) Parents don't really like BBQ

Now for other matters: i don't think chalet will be good. Prices are fucking HIGH..and i'm talking like $100++ PER night. ( and yes chalets are that expensive nowadays so don't argue with me on that, my mom books for my cousin to use just recently) and also u see how CHEAP!! certain memebers of the BC are...i can alrdy imagine john ming and edward's reaction on the idea that they have to pay more than $50 for a chalet.
something also puzzled me. HX ask me to plan BBQ right? = HX not free. But then why did he ask me whether i wanted to go for Msia trip which he might be organising? Very suspicious indeed.


Feel like dying now...trying to pick and memorise 6 poems for exams next friday. *vomits blood* memorise because

a) the qn is put such that I've to refer to 2 poems by differnt poets.
b) differetn themes which means i can't just memorise any 2, but 4-6 just in case. God knows i was tempted to memorise the 4 liner poems.
c) I can't bring the poems to the exam to refer. must remember it from m e m o ry.
d) Has anyone seen the damm poems Emily Dickinson wrote? Sounds nice lah..but trying to understand them.... *pukes*

Sian...think i will sleep early tonight. Poetry is giving me a headache for some reason.

PS: decided not to shave for the next 1.5 weeks. want to see how unsightly i will look after that haha. of course during that time i will not be leaving the house. ok maybe i will shave b4 going to NTU for research. prob head there on MONDAY. so ivan william hx and yh, prepare to treat me if u see me....

Monday, November 05, 2007

usually i know i'm behind my blogging "duties" to blog when i see HX's comments on my blog critising the "screwed up" owner who never updates his blog. Interesting enough, even though he has such "HARSH" criticism, he always seems to arrow ME to plan something. GOSH! don't you think that with such "POOR RESPONSBILITY" i'm a bad person to arrow? hahahahaha.



Anyway the oh muscular and mighty arrower (i shall not reveal his full name here)..let's call him TEO HX...no...Hongxin T...ah nvm..u get my drift haha, has shot me (once again) to plan a BBQ outing after exams. so my turn to arrow pple. Simple arrow: Any recommendations to have a BBQ outing? Any rich bugger living in Condo area? (william see if there's any pits to be book at ur place there). This outing has lots and lots of potential to explode and go horribly wrong, so don't keep your hopes high folks. Ivan..maybe you XL to plan leh. Char bos are suppose to be better planners. more responsible than certain bachelors. So that's the plan for now. Get the place confirmed 1st b4 we even try to plan anything else.



SO newsupdate: Went to watch CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG with my cousin and her family. $142 per ticket for 8 pple. lucky as i'm holding the status of "the favourite uncle" mine was free! Show was at esplanade (not sure if i spelled it right). 1ST time watching any play. AWESOME! then again i guess i'm justa country bumpkin. haha. Effects were superb, story was great. haha...even though Michaela cried twice during the show because the main villian in show scared her. It's those normal creepy voice and the show did show the 2 star children being kidnapped. so quote exactly from crying niece :" Chitty bang bang no good.. no!!*



It was a 2hr production. Quite long i guess. So the Michaela watched the whole show. Bravo! Luke...watched till the 1st intermission. Then fell asleep after the break and slept right through the whole 2nd half. nephews...



B4 the show, during our way there, pleasant drive since my cousin and her hubby were driving the volvo! Kids were cute..I TAUGHT them how to say Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! (their versions were Kitty Kitty Bang bang (Michaela) and Chilli Chilli Bang Bang (luke's). Lol. Interesting coversation btw Nigel and son (luke) in the car om the way to see the show

Luke: "can i buy spiderman toy? i want spiderman car, Daddy can buy me?
Nigel: " Daddy no money, must save money. after saving money then MAYBE i will buy you a toy. Understand? save money? (morals on saving money)

Luke: *pauses for a moment* mommy do u have money? can buy me car? *after she says no* , Uncle Victor do u have money?
LOL!

Micheala anointed with 1 glob of saliva. EEK!! so very very horribly gross. My nephew like to Meows and lick and bite thinks. Haiz...cat toddler.





Tuesday, October 09, 2007



My Very very tall uncle. 1.94m. for fun he went to tie all the balloons on his belt. haha..quite comical




He's so nice and huggable. He has the cutest baby fat belly i've seen.



Playing with the tea. Pouring it bit by bit.
Rare time when i managed to steal a moment when she wasn't running here and there
Rascals...Luke last min covered his face. and micky trying to run away as usual. Blah. too much energy these kids...

yes yes i know u pple must be thinking didn't this event happen like a month ago? YES! I blogged abt it but lost interest and didn't post it up and left it in the draft stages since 10th october. oh well..

Monday, October 08, 2007

Luke vainly trying to swallow the spoon. cute bugger. just loves pple taking his photo. as long as he sees a camera he will pose for a shot.


Micheala! with Aunty Angie.




(LEft to right: Rachel *bride* me, simon bro, ben claire and yiyu. (andy wasn't around because he had 2 papers on that day)




Ben's wedding Lunch EVENT!!! Anyway photos of the event which was fantastic. 1st time i saw a chinese tea ceremony as shown in those Old TV drama series. For $24 net i think, was a main dish and buffet of salads, fish and soup and desert. YUMMY!
Pic of it. Sitting on the chair is Ah mah and my grandpa. Think this the 1st time they were sitting together for like a few decades. Claire and i notice his face was pretty stiff. Naturally I dun really have a lot of respect for him, but it's bad to hold grudges against such an oldie...even though he still doesn't know all our names or from which branch we are from. blah.








Tuesday, October 02, 2007

strangely enuff i can't remember wat i wanted to blog abt. percuilar?
cause of forgetting: sign of old age? senility? too much dotla-ing? Going to try and blog in a weird manner. Blogging with a subject in mind but letting my brain wander free. so dun be surprised by the interruptions.

well might as well continue with a train of thoght that just popped into my mind

been reading up on the usual D&D stuff afterg reading finish my latest Forgotten realms book.
man i hate my mousepad. it's so fucking irritating when sometime u accidentally tap in when ur writing and ur whole top part gets erased by accident

anyway back to my derailed train of thought. (hmm..no dota games guess have to blog). If I was a D&D character i would prob be a Chaotic Good aligment. (still no dota being spammed blah). Anyway why chaotic good? for those who dun know wat CG stands for go check out on wikipedia. I'm a good person! (YA!!!) but i'm not like LAWFUL GOOD or CHAOTIC EVIL anyway. I dun like doing things truly by the book. Gets on the nerve being such an angel and goody 2 shoes.

maybe that's why i never did get along with elmer. (er ma). Bloody white horse. haha oh ya, did u know there's really a stamp of a white horse on the documental ID for white horses serving as NSFs? AS the government said: "we mark them out as white horses so we dun purposely give them special treatment". BULLSHIT! sometimes i wonder whether the govtment really believes we will take in such cock and bull stories from them. (non special treatment from the PAP's point of view: field camp white horses got showers for them to bathe in)--> fact heard from my bro's senior who was also in that same company

Hmm..the smell of roasted pork which my mom's cooking smells delicious! (despite like vegetables and seeing MH (from MT rename to MH since she prefers it so), my family is very carnivorous. haha. meat eaters. But natures can be changed i suppose.

Btw did i mention next yr i will be going UK? either with my cousins or my mom and aunt. duing either april end or early june. will be good to get out of singapore once in a while. Gosh i mean since when wass the last time i went overseas (excluding m'sia). 6 yrs ago baby. in NZ. Maybe this time i will try not to drown overseas. lol. Almsot drowned in Thailand, NZ. and pple wonder why i have fear of swimminng.

hmm..too bad not going usa if not might actually have planned to meet MH when she's on her student prog.

When's that latest chapter of POT manga coming out...more than a week alrdy. Btw sent 500mb of naruto manga to william via msn. impressive right? my msns dl spped seems to be better nowadays compared to the older version i used to have.

i wish czy would get a new blog. i need new blogging material to read.

btw now it occurs to me willaim still hasn't send me the website url of the BLACK MAGES which he promised like gazillion yrs ago. then again he prob forgot abt it. knowing how he will eventually read this, OI! WILLIAM!! URL!!!

i think my writing's getting pretty chaotic now. so not to disorientate the minds of readers anymore i shall now prepare for myself for the wathcing of OTHELLO which i'm going to watch in sch later on at night. tempted to skip it. but then again u know anything for good grades.. *image of sacrificing ivan (sheep form) on an altar) haha... then again ivan so skinny...haha..can imagine the person receiving the sacrifice as saying: "wtf...so skinny and so many bones* hahahahahhaha.