I've been very excited / happy for the last 2-3 days AND it's nothing to do with girls. (wipe the shock expressions off ye faces !!!)

through facebook i've actually managed to contact with a great number of my old primary sch friends! YES!! 1 of my fondest wishes/ prayers have been answered. The years i've been searching for them has more or less ended.

Have Faith in the Lord! Blessed is His name!

I realised alot of NYPS (Nanyang Primary School ) are freakingly rich. (don't count me in this pple, i'm a mere average amongst them). Many of them are overseas including some of my greatest friends in those times. I will always remember the girl Mui Leng who could do a perfect split + chin ups in primary sch. *salutations!*

i have missed such friends over the years. HALLELUJAH!

So my date on monday went pretty ok although not as good as the others because i guess u know working pple are tired after work. and even the great and mighty victor overlord isn't immuned to tiredness.

so ate at sakae sushi. food was pretty good. (she ate her vegetarian food and i ate ikura don). mine wasn't so meaty obvious. just the little eggsm cucumbers and rice. lol even though i was like desiring the sashimi the chicken etc etc but oh well..what's the old saying again? when in rome do what romans do. in this case it's when with potential gf, do wat potential gf do.

wanted to walk walk ard with her, leisurelypace. BUT she said she wanted to go home. had to walk the dog because her parents dun like to do that and the dog's fussy. *silently cries*

so took mrt home. *BOOM!* 2 empty spaces but there was this filipino maid sitting in btw them. i wanted to stand talk with her but...she told me to take a seat (guess she felt uncomfortable lol also a bit awkward right?) *wails*

so for the train ride from bugis to Jurong east i was mentally willing that lady to get off..but alas, it was not to be. (psionics failed). so end story: walked her back to her house but stopped like 15m away because she said her parents very old fashion lol. *HAIZ!!!!*

good things: she bought me a magnet (pretty normal i guess, girls do like to buy gifts right?) by concidence, i also gave her a magnet. one that i bought b4 she flew to the US. (those name magnets)

somehow i felt that something was lacking. Maybe it was the tiredness or i don't know. it's weird. I spent a good deal of time trying to anaylse that feeling on the way home.

i gave her the link to the blog of a vegetarian which had a lot of stalls featured. she was real happy abt it! lol. oh well...let's see how things go from here shall we?

Introductions

I'm back!!! only 1 month of no blogging and so many complains. Guess u guys have to thank ivan for that. By mere chance i saw his post on XL's blog...and let's say ME EYES WERE BLINDED by that post. No money no honey...kao!!! i almost vomited blood and fainted at the same time. it was so lame? corny? i dun kmow... Guess some pple weren't meant to be bloggers! lol.
lol kk not that my blogging's better but it's mine so i guess i'm OBVIOUSLY biased in my judgements.
So instead of back logging for 1 whole blooody month, let's start off with Hanabi's outing. Mr KS-er to be william's final outing with various members of BC b4 he flew off to be a communist. Dinner was superb (obviously since i was the one who chose the place! OVERLORD'S ALWAYS RIGHT!)

There's our dear Mr Ivan and Mr William together. The 2 wolves in sheep's clothing. The mr no $$ no honey and mr kser. Do u pple notice we have more pics of ivan hanging out with guys than he hanging out with XL? Could this mean ivan's a gay!!!???? maybe xl's a front for him. HAHAHAHA!! So yup, the 2 ks-ers trying to overtake gh's place since gh's left dota-ing.

and speaking of dota...here's our most sought after host...MR CZY aka Mr EMO!!! doesn't he look a bit likea psychopath in this photo? lol. *he's going to eat ur brains!! RUN!!!* He goes emo so many times...we do wonder if he has PMS every losing game or games in which he feeds.

Some of the food we ate. YUMMY. The beef (right most barely seen) was ordered a record 6 times! overkill!

And here's a very so not right picture of hx. With yh! hx just looks wrong here...very wrong. Hey! but if he posts this as his display pic, we MIGHT finally believe he is a true gentle person. Yh looking like he wants to kill me for interrupting his eating lol. THE GREAT DEVOURER!

The Former dota player but still holds the record of KSes. MR GH! fraggort came in to eat with very little $$. Haiz...these sort of pple. He did wire the money to my acct a few days back though. So he's not as evil/dumb/inconsiderate as he looks. HE's WORSE. Hahaha. bugger is always not free when we hang out. So this can be considered a rare photo.

Obviously as the great overlord i will have 2 pics instead of 1. BEHOLD! the king of mushrooms eater. Think this type of mushroom is called Shikata? mushrooms? It was sold out pretty fast. Think we ordering like 10 sticks kind of depleted the stocks too. I realise my cheeks in this photo are pretty red and dimple like. oh well must be a sign of prosperity. lol.

Assassination attempt by czy to kill the overlord.

So our communist Hong has landed in beijing. he has a little red book!! (passport but still...) oh well china = no dota = will's skill = decrease = when he comes back we can FEED ON HIM! Yummy!

and btw hx...it's not MC, it's MT or MH if u guys prefer. dun get the initials wrong dudes!!! *date on monday! WHEE!!!!* (does cartwheels and sommersaults) I'm know i'm good! *EGO POWER UP! Lvl 2*

so midway into my ict. and i'm a *drum roll* STOREMAN!!! sai kang warrior!

i tell u ah..these days NSF cmi leh. 1st day briefing so many cockups. can't be compared to 1 PDF clerk's time! alvin , teck chuan, g1 branch etc

problems
1) sound system not properly set up b4 all the nsmen came.
2) dun know how to press alt f5 to switch from comp screen to transfer to visualiser
3) accidentally put the comp to sleep mode half way through the presentation

tsk tsk if it was our batch..we would have triple tested everything..made sure everything all zai zai set up. haiz...youngsters these days..bo wei gong. no skill.

so ya i'm a storeman in a fucking garung unit

a) new comd new rsm, S1 (DIV nsmen of the yr award enuff said) --> super see bei on

= super seebei sian= more work

rumours abound: unit might close down in 2 yrs down = 2nd unit i've been that's dao bi!

1 PDF --> 30 si --> next mindef? lol

comd said new uniform incoming in 2years time too. urban warfare colours.

me trying to tan my body. or at least upper arms. sit near window trying to sleep. so far this ict nothing to do. but come high key...will be troublesome.

officers in QM side = not bad. my new ka kias/buddies are pretty good too. i';m the youngest even though there are a 2 other 24yrs olds and a few 26-29 yrs olds.

so that's all for now. now for dota!

okok fine so i didn't update for sometime. SO???? at least it's not as bad compared to those times a few years back when i updated like once every 1-2months right?

So i mmight as well comment on my work in this post.

Working at an employment agency, u see/meet/talk with a lot of pple. clients/candidates, resumes. So here are a few instances which kind of stuck to my mind.

1) CY is working with me!!! sian half. Still..the best of my recruitment at candidates lol. $6/hr! and we make him set a excel files, IT stuff, make him do work, and all that for that low pay! WHEE!!! best buy /recruit i had for sometime! *gives supremely evil grin*

2) resumes are kind of fun to read. of course there are some that are total crap. The best one so far? Gave us the resume which requires a password to open. and he/she didn't provide it. Viola! there's 1 person who will never get a job till he realises his/her misake

3) Clients: some are good. some are just so fucking irritating. Good ones: give detaileed job descriptions (JDs), not picky, hands in T&C promptly etc

Bad ones: picky, irritating, fussy (maybe fussy and picky are the same) but u get the drift.

case example 1: give a JD which is frankly speaking requirements see bei high sia. 7-8 yrs exp, age 30-40 and full set of accounts. only want CHINESE too. (racist buggers lol).

so send them over 10 resumes. All kana rejected and here are the reasons

1) too overqualified, (*faintz)
2) too ordinary
3) candidate too stressed up

the biggest joke of all? overqualified one which was rejected was asked to go for an interview 3days after i told her she was rejcted. Seriously...why do i suspect 3months time i will still be finding the same job for that company?

another company: almost non existant JD. salry: no cap no max, info is like super minmial. and this is a MNC leh!!

as a result i'm now a master of the fake a happy voice technique
i will sound interested over the phone, fake a happy voice and thank them for being so "understanding" while in my mind i will be like thinking "KNN LAH! give me so much trouble, thinks murderous thoughts, clenches fists etc etc)

haiz...life is tough. SO ANYONE wants a job? lol. dun worry, u will be treated better than cy. (i think lol)

1 thing abt cy: give him free fruits (courtesy of my aunt who receives it from another aunt who passes it to me), and he complains it gives him stomachaches. wah liao...talk abt showing gratitude huh? the type of friends i;ve.....whatsmore those are nice good big fruits lah! FOC too!!!
haiz.bo wei gong. wang en fu yi.

i can't watch the NBA finals AGAIN!!! damm sad. same as last year when i was working too (or was it the year b4 last?)

Was looking at this old pic saved from eons ago and it really gives me a good laugh. Click on image to enchance


So let's start with the 1st stanza

A true friend never walks away/ a truefriend will always stay/A true friend looks ouot for u

*remembers numerous occassions on Ed psing us, Ivan XLing and psing us occassionally. lol. there goes that NEVER word*

A true friend will guard ur secrets *remembers william copying and pasting haha....evil i mean negative encouragement comments i made abt ivan. lol.* LOUSY WILLIAM!!! TRAITOROUS SPY!!!!*

I just love the 3rd stanza
A true friend tries to make u smile/ tries to replace that frown/ they may not always succeed/ But they rarely let u down.

*why is it that a LOT of my friends do the opposite huh?* they make me frown, try to replace that smile/ they ALWAYS succeed/ and mostly let me down (in dota kses, PSing on outings after so much planning)

5th Stanza

I'll listen to your fears/I promise not to laugh

*hears a LOT of mocking laughter A LOT of TIMES!!! in scrabbles, dota, attempts to get char bos etc etc*

Last stanza: For the friendship we have is a special one indeed

YA RIGHT! special as in excellent way to make me vomit blood all the time. I tell u ah...these type of friends....HAIZ!! SIGHS!!!

Yup..i've LOTS of "true" friends all right! lol. *mutters bloody censored words*

isn't it wonderful the way hx hasn't bothered me to blog even though i haven't blogged since almost 1.5 weeks ago?

Looks like him having a GF is not a bad thing after all. lol. ( yes hx i heard from my 2 spies abt ur delcaration of not being single). Explains his extended disappearance from msn. But u know mr teo, can at least take a break once in a while and u know...finish ur turn in scrabbles? lol. pple waiting for u leh!!! i mean even ivan doesn't neglect his scrabbles even though he has XL.

hmm..so does this mean scrabbles > XL? lol. (pour more oil to fan the flames as usual).

right right so now back to my studies soon

It's SO DULL!!!! want to cry. haiz. to kill time when i'm resting, i dun dota...i only dig out old comics i've scanned in the past. Right now reading the Sandman Series by Neil Gaiman. It's really a very good series. But my taste is probably not to u guys' liking. Considering how 1 of my nice peaceful songs can put ivan to sleep. (uncultured brute! lol)

a bit sad that one of the animes i've always loved Shadow Skill - can't find any of their mangas online. apparently pple gave up translating on it since they say it's like damm hard to. But still....it's was an awesome series. It was shown on AXN b4 u know.

Btw XL wants anime right? i've Samurai Champloo whole series of 26 episodes. A very nice (again IMO= in my own opinion)) series. Then again i'm not sure what CHAR BOS like lor. Sometimes they can be so fussy in their criterias haha. of course if Ivan treats me to lunch and/or dinner i can help him burn the dvd for XL. (TREAT!!!! U love ur gf right ivan? so treat ME to get HER the GOOD anime) good quality leh! so so so?

i'm thinking next buffet the attached pple shld treat the still single BC members, to show that they sympathise with our bachelorhood. I'm sure yh william czy cy will whole heartedly agree with me. against it will be of course HX and IVan and maybe john ming

so the vote is
YES : 5
NO: 3

therefore it's decided! Bachelors will get treated to BUFFET!!! Thank you HX IVAN and maybe John MING! (ok lah give them chance, they pay only 50% of the bill. cheap cheap. let's go find a buffet that costs $35 per person).

SMILE! (gives the act cute but not so cute smile) haha.

Words words and more words
the burden of reading so much
is so bloody stressful
as u can see from this cmi poem
i really dun like studying
am i going insane?
i think so too
lol

odintsova, arkady pavel nicolai bazarov katya all russian names which ive to learn
at least it's not as bad as the damm thai names i had to memorise during history exams years b4.

ME HATE
1) exams
2) army
3) er -mas
4) PSKs
5) wasting time like now.

bacck to work.

Did u guys know that it took me a full 50mins to write that last entry?

it was in a burst of creativity and of course extreme mirth. too much reading of talkingcock.com and diary of a singapore mind. those are very inspiring for such works of "art". lol. haha hope u pple appreciated the hard work it took me to jolt that one down.

next one will be ivan. prob will be the final piece of such writings for sometime. Too much of a similar postings tends to dull the appreciation.

u know ivan...if u treat me to lunch/dinner on monday, i can really write abt ur good pts ya? OR u can dun treat me and let me write the same "good" stuff like what i did to hx
*muhahaha*

is this called blackmail? lol.

hehe..i alrdy have certain pts on our dear mr tang. oh the suspense and horror...i mean the surprises...

OK.. so i've changed my blog. Notice the music?
and thx to hongxin for reminding me abt the clock. Even though somehow this layout just doesn't seem as nice as the last one. But too late to do anything abt it. I''ve never been that good at html editing.


So Mr Teo HX wants me to write good stuff abt him? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???? LOL
*thinks deeply trying to drag out anything good abt hx...*

45 mins later.... *still thinking*


*times passes....birds chipping outside, the sun is bright.....clouds pass by my window..more time passes!*

*many many many hrs/days later..processing done*

So here's my err..."glowing" testimonial on Mr HX. (of course u pple shld know my style by now, so look out for the hidden meanings)

HX is by his own words: very gentle and not a violent person at all! OH NO!! discount the vicious and heavily supported evidence/ "lies" of Victor, Ivan, yh, edward, william who said hx wrecks them "occassionally" in sec sch/ JC / After Army. He wouldn't harm a lamb. (but he might eat it..hx likes mutton right?) Those pple are merely distorting the truth abt the oh great and mighty teo hx.

Instead of violent, it is better said that hx doesn;t know his own strength. How is he to know "poking" pple with such small muscles might result in such evil lies concorted by these pple who accuse him of punching them? These pple shld blame themselves for not developing their bodies to HX's level. It's also the lousy builders of tables and chairs if HX accidentally breaks them too. Who ask them to build such flimsy tables and chairs right? It's ALL their fault!! Shame on u false accusers! lol.

Hence i say..HX IS REALLY A GENTLE AND NON-VIOLENT PERSON.


Another point of HX: He's full of energy. and possesses UNIQUE powers!

a) Who can blame hx for sleeping at the most awkward of times? His legendary powers of sleeping anywhere and anytime has been proven and documentedd!

But let's not blame him for "sleeping" during dota-ing (it's a tale that shall forever be remembered.) Who can blame hx for entering the game when everyone was 9-11 lvls above him? He just didn't want to stun the pple with his pro-ness. so he gave them all a chance by "observing" them till they hit lvl 11.

Who can fault such generosity? HE'S SO HUMBLE...SO KIND

How abt that time in genting when he "slept" when we all sang KTV? No...that wasn't sleeping! HX was conserving energy for his songs! Despite my great powers of raising the dead with my wails i mean.. singing powers, hx was still able to close his eyes and store his energy!

THIS SHOWS HIS AMAZING DISCIPLINE! TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE MINOR DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS LOUD NOISES.

Dun listen to those "vicious" lies by the BC that says HX words are coated with vulgarities! ALL LIES! (ok it's true he doesnt say it often now, in fact it's rare). Those pple at BC occassionally are at the receiving end of Hx's trademark words : "F*ck u!" Those poor misguided pple dun understand that the kind and well intended remarks were to spur them on to greater heights. ( esp when certain members like the great and all generous OVERLORD walks too slowly for HX's pace. nvm that hx's legs are longer and he's a PES A fit, while the overlord's is a PES C excuse marching jumping running type of guy) HX just doesn't want to them to waste their time walking so slowly, missing buses, mrt rides etc. Ever heard of time is money?This shows Hx's vulgarities were a cover up for his good intentions! He wants to help ppe like us to save time and money!

Since he helps us save money, how can we fault him when he asks for treats now and then?

WHERE CAN WE FIND SUCH A GENEROUS FRIEND? WHO'S SO CONCERNED ABT OUR MONEY?

So u see? In just this short blog, i've listed down only SOME of hx's good qualities. Just to recap

HE'S

A) GENTLE
B) NON- VIOLENT
C) HUMBLE
D) KIND
E) DISCIPLINED
F) GENEROUS

So do not believe the "vicious" lies and slander the evil BC members spread abt HX! He's just MISUNDERSTOOD . See the evil of miscommunication? Even after 5-10 years of knowing him, these pple have wronged hx! I'm sure if such pple treat HX to more meals, greater understanding will clear up all the misconceptions.

Lucky is the girl who has hx! She can experience all his good pts. we shld all be envious of her! lol.

(hx ah...remember to treat me to a meal 1 of these days hor! see the POSITIVE & HIGH PRAISES in the testimonial i gave u? )

kk..so who wants me to write good things abt them next? this is so much fun! dun think i've laughed this much while blogging b4.

What is a miracle?

according to the oxford dictionary i've, there are 3 meanings

a) An act or happening that cannot be explained by the laws of nature (usually having a good result)

b) A Wonderful surprising unexpected event

c) A wonderful example

usually pple expect miracles to be earth shaking. But i believe it can happen without almost anyone noticing it.

Case example: Mr TEO HONGXIN!!!

7-10 years ago: Could anyone imagine an HX that didn't swear (ok he still does but very rarely), preached abt Christanity, wants to have Christian songs, is less violent (i dun think even God can remove ALL of Hx's violence)?

Answer is NO!!!

But behold! in the short space of 2 years in NTU, our dear Mr Teo has undergone a MIRACULOUS transformation!!

a) he really doesnt swear that often (even though i heard the "comforting" word fuck from him during my stay at NTU on monday.

b) He PREACHES!! Pastor Teo in the making. He even accepted my offer to get few Chrisitan songs i have on my lapto.

c) He's really less violent now...can't remember when was the lasttime he punched any of the BC members.

d) and the most shocking revelation??? He actually let me have the whole bed on monday night while he slept on the floor!!! HOLY SH*T!!!! i was perfectly contented to share the bed after all, like normal times. BUT he VOLUNTERILY got up in the middle of the night/ ok fine morning since it was ard maybe 4-5am) when he went to sleep on the floor.

Hallelujah!! There is a God!!!


ok but besides that miracle happening, here is one theory william, ivan and i have come up with

CONSPIRACY THEORY

there are aliens out there!! and one of them has captured HX and replaced him with a spy to scout out human culture and behaviour.

They have duplicated his appearance, appeitate, voice and DNA all correct. BUT they forgot to perfectly duplicate his mannerism and proper behaviour! Oh poor HX!! to be abducted by alien beings! of course knowing the real hx, he's properly conquered the puny invaders with his monstrous strength!

SO BEWARE FAKE HX! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON U!! LOL! ( do aliens taste good to eat? wish they will duplicate ivan, then we can finally taste how the legendary Bak Ku Teh ivan meal (thinks of buying red cut chilli, makingthe soup, hmm..yummy! Its like Eating the fake ivan, and still having the real ivan ard. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!)

Just some random thoughts

a) Everyday i go to walk i see this "poor" blind man wearing a big pair of sunglasses with a blind man's stick standing besides the chinese temple with a pack of tissue papers in his hand pleading for pple to buy from him. Ever the sceptical cynical person i am, i always thought that he seemed to know where the person's hand which holds the monney is. so just last week, when i was earlier than usual, i saw the same old man! (notice lack of the word blind here). At first i didn't recognise him, but he did attract my attention because i thought he looked familiar. So there he was squatting down on the paveways, expertly assembling his blind walking stick, not wearing his sunglasses, reached into his backpack without hesistation to grab the 3 packets of tissue paper. Viola! 3 secconds later there was the "poor blind old man" standing at his corner. Damm fraudster. to think i was almost tempted to buy tissue paper from him the last time. of course too bad i alrdy have like 3 packets of tissue paper on me too. lol

b) hx's comments on a picture of 1 of his many girlfriends being drunk and sleeping on the street. saying something abt how anyone can sleep on the roads till so song. Of course I'm sure PASTOR TEO didn't remember

a) sleeping during KTV when everyoone was singing their lungs out in Msia
b) sleeping while playing Magic the gathering in czy's house.
c) always 1 of the 1st if not the 1st one sleeping when we stay over at anyone's house + SNORING! (he denies the snoring and says it's breathing loudly)

until i reminded him this morning on msn. compared to him, that char bo is an amaetur. When checking to confirm his comments, i think the sly mr teo erased the mini feed so i can't remember which girl it was but still....

so i heard NTU pple having exams on 14th APRIL!! so fast! 1 month earlier than me. Gosh that means when i go to NTU to study on May all u buggers will be celebrating end of exams. Ivan willl be Pak toring like hell. Sad. I think i will go NP study liao. Haiz! Then hx told me Bc members might be going holidaying in mid may W/O overlord!!! (i've exams end may) wah! feel sad sia. first go buffet w/o me now overseas w/o me. *cries*

no wonder my left eye was twitching like crazy today. Left eye twitch = good or bad news? must be bad news sia.

update: was looking at hx's facbook profile and i saw

Religious Views:
Christian - Anglican

stunner!!! my heart stopped a beat because i thought i saw religion instead of religion views. almost as bad as his msn nick today: peace at heart which i thought i saw as peaceful at heart (vomits blood).

UP WITH PASTOR TEO!!!!! All hail the new holy person in BC!! (kicks the "half-fucked" holy victor away)

so spent the day having lunch with my parents. pleasant enough cosidering my dad's attitude.
mentioned the potential holiday trip and straight away critizise it. blah..seriouosly sometime his attitude pisses me off so much. He thinks he knows EVERYTHING. i think that's why my family doesnt talk much during dinner or meals together. after all why bother when every opinion./thought will be shot down?

anyway no lesson today! whee! but f*cking hell...why is the makeup on saturday 5.30pm - 8pm? what spastic idiot thought up of such an bloody inconvenient time? knn!!!

found a new site to download final fantasy songs. (actually not much use to me since i've most of the songs i wanted. ) all because hx wanted a song. i searched 5 sites, dled 4 versions of the song b4 i got the right one and just a simple word of thx??? I WANT MORE!! DEMAND MORE!!! MORE!!!!

and wah liao that bugger ivan...where is he on thur's night when today is a public holiday? doesn't he understand what that means? it means dota!!! Fail as a host lah! no host how can there be dota. william and i were so disappointed. must be xl's fault. haha. ivan......lah...dota important u know? it binds the BC members together when we can't meet up.

so ya anyway i'm in a bad mood over the damm makeup lesson.

back to less impt things. like studying living..playing ....mugging...dotaing...sleeping...

Was just thinking abt czy and the err..interesting topics we usually have in BC outings.

usually it ranges from Char bos! to religion.

so dear czy doesn't really like talking to the females, doesn't like shopping, doesn't talk to them on the phone etc etc. Ah..boy talk abt setting a tough hurdle to overcome. our great suggestions ( yh hx, ivan ed and i) do nothing to deter his moodiness when it comes to finding a girlfriend for our dear friend.

When it comes to the topic of religion...oh boy...sometimes i don't know whether to cry or laugh at czy's err...shall we say views on Christianity? Czy strongly doesn't believe in Christianity. Each time i try to explain the nuances and customs of christanity, he asks more challenging and harder to explain questions. (like that time in NYDC)

Dare we forget Czy's opinion on me saying singing hymns makes a person feels good etc etc? Let's see if i can remember his words

czy: " so singing hymns is like watching porn?" ( amazed that the ground underneath him didn't open up and swallow him lol)

I swear...everttime i tallk to czy abt the subject of christanity, i 've always this image of a devil craving our names out in hell... lol. (oh oh victor and czy having another conversation on christanity, quick! add another letter to mark their place)


and despite his accusations of me being a half-fucked Christian, i'm not a half fucked Christian!! Oh i mean sure i don't go to church often, but i pray and ahere to the good moral teachings. I've read the bible from cover to cover! i've read several (2-3) Christian Books! I'm not HALF FUCKED!!!

Of course last time i was the deemed most christian type that is until PASTOR TEO went to church all the time, singing hymns etc etc. Next time me thinks Pastor Teo shld talk to Czy on Christanity. Me thinks conversation btw the 2 will be very very interesting/amusing. Will Pastor Teo try the gentle and patient speech? or will he say like: " FUCK LAH! HOW I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS TO UR QNS? ETC ETC"

of course that time in NYDC Mr Pastor Teo came late and left early. He had no time to have that discussion with Mr Czy.

oF course the goal is not to convert czy to christanity, but to err,,let him appreciate/understand it better. talk abt impossbile difficulty! like asking ivan to get beyond godlike for dota for 5 days in a row lol!

End Post.

JUst some random thoughts

just realised Valentine's day nothuing much happened during that time. besides me and BC members being left high and dry (besides ivan). As i was making my way home on the bus, i saw groups of giddy little females clutching a stalk or stalks of roses. maybe the occassional rare sight of a single female with no flower/s.

So here me cynical little me was thinking, wat's the big deal? i mean most of those girls will prob get dumped within the next 1-2yrs time. then again the more optimistic part of my soul was saying oh well maybe not all of them will break up, maybe abt 90% of them will break up so 10% is still a pretty good figure. i mean come on...whoever stuck to their 1st bf/gf? ok maybe the very very few lucky ones.

anyway i was telling my cousin Andy abt MH, as in saying she's vegetarian and he gave me the hmm..this could be tricky dating look. lol. A few pple gave me the same look too. I mean, she's vegetarian and let's face facts, my whole family could be described as enormous meat eaters. Of course say i look further down the future, to family functions etc etc, it prob will be awkward to have a gf who's pure vegetarian when the whole family munching on the bones and blood of animals. (tad exaggeration on the bones and blood), but still u get the drift.

the idea of me converting MH to be non vegetarian is almost laughable i think. For me to convert to vegetarian is plausible i guess ( but i will definitely still eat meat when i'm with friends or when she's not ard, the human nature of being a carnivore/omnivore for the last 23 years.) The pragmatic side of me says it prob wouldn't work out. The ever lasting optimistic part of me wants to give it a shot.

Still i guess friendship doesnt necessarily means relationship. Haha...after all i'm not an EDWARD!!!! Having Girlfriends (as in normal friends and the other special kind) doesnt mean they are for sex only (i bet ed's sneezing badly now).

Haiz..the troubles or dilemna I'm facing/going to face. Oh well..guess this makes life more interesting.

LOL I wonder what happens if XL converts to vegetarian? Ivan = doesn't like veggies having a vegetarian gf......truly a interesting case specimen.

Enough of such thinking, prob i will be too busy taking care of my bro's new kid. Another new generation to corrupt, *MUHAHAHA* (kid's going to stay at my room when he's old enough when my bro and cindy needs a break! That's like prob next year may or so when he/she 6 months old or so). YOSH! Time to learn how to change diapers.

latest combi update

1) Claire scored 7 As and B for her GP for her A lvls!
smart cousin isn't she? grumpy, spoilt, bad tempered most of the times but smart. WAY TO GO COUSIN! i notice the females in the neo side all are very smart..so far the count is (including my aunts) 2 forming their own companies, and 3 successful lawyers. of course the males aren't slacking either.

2) Micheala got 100% for her english test and 86% for her maths test! so proud of my little neice. Could sense tina's pride when she smsed us.

Quoting her: " so proud of my little bird, even though she behaves strangely at times, she can reason count and analyse well!"

WAY TO GO LITTLE ONE!!!

3) The Biggest NEWS OF ALL

I'm going to be an uncle again! my bro's going to be a dad! HOLY!!!! Like a thunderbolt smashing on me head! looks like little luke and micheala are going to have a cousin to mangle err...i mean play with in a few months time.

ISN'T THIS LIKE SO F*CKING COOL?

kk enuff posts for now. can't think of what else to write for the moment. (lousy friends go have buffet when i'm not well ..*mutters curses* haha. Just when i was going to treat at least 50% of the total bill since i'm working and b) of news no 3 of course.

had to spread the good cheer mah. oh nvm. save me $$$$$. *mutters these types of friends....at least help me ta bao! haha)

i think the thing i like abt jap food is the wasabi i get to put on the food. went to my bro's house and i saw WASABI coated PEANUTS!!!! took my supreme willpower to only take 4 peanuts....even then...the small tinge i tasted sent a shiver down my spine! yummy. b4 i fell sick i also took wasabi coated ice cream but that wasn't strong enuff...wasted my $$.

next time rememeber to ta bao food hor! overlord must also feast once in a a while. think it;s the 1sttime i';ve missed a buffet outing with them! * mutters once again...these type of friends....*

3rd post!

random thoughts:

HX CHEATS AT SCRABBLES!!! scrabbles isn't abt using english words! it's using 2 letters or words no one can form sentences with unless ur proficient in oh maybe...17 different languages.

transcript taken from latest scrabbles game on facebook


Victor C: SUQ???? QATS??? wtf...use them in a sentence!!!
Teo X: hahaa...this is scrabble..not english class hor!

of course there are always the "QI" - 47pts, ZA - 30 over pts that hx peridocially unleashes.

btw suq =Variant of souk.= A market, or part of a market, in an Arab city

not bad hor hx!

qat - the leaves of the shrub Catha edulis which are chewed like tobacco or used to make tea; has the effect of a euphoric stimulant; "in Yemen kat is used daily by 85% of adults"


so hx from devat (turkish) is now expanding to arab and yemen is russian right? way to go!

CHEATER!!!! scrabbles isn't abt english words man.....it's abt just clobbering together words and hoping they form a word recognised by the programme in facebook.

hx has beaten me 3 times!!! ok maybe 4 times soon. ARGH!! THE SHAME SHAME!!!! THE CHEATER!!!!

that last blog was suppose to be up on feb 20th. but oh well....

so here's my again overdue HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY!!!

let's see what was i doing ard that period of time? oh ya we went to czy's house for steamboat. i remember this was when the effects of claire's flu bug getting to me was pretty obvious. I kept on sneezing that day.

lucky no one got my flu bug huh? even though we were in an enclosed room with air con on betting our money on black jack. i lost over $10 that day. considering that we were playing 50 cents per game.... dumb czy....who ask him to get x2 ace when he bet $1.80.....when i was banker!!!

wah piang...then i think will and someone else had black jack also...no luck sia. they alll bully the "rich" kid. why is it everyone bets $1 MIN!!! when i'm the banker? i've a family to feed too.. (my mouth, stomach and me~!)

I know ivan surprised not "surprised" xl with a card (so kind of ivan hor! and here i was thinking it was finally going to be the ikea pencils gift)

Claire's bf gave her 12 roses (how so uncreative). i wouldn't say cheap. oh well...1st love is like this i guess. bleh..waste money only.

btw can xl like u know..ditch ivan for 2-3 days? then he can come back to BC and clean his plaque? it's all dirty and dusty. tsk tsk...come back mr bak ku teh man! we miss u..and ur ribs! (hmm...bak ku teh...with wu cha kuei, chilli saurce and soya source...heavenly) *must eat ivan.....no,...iivan;s a friend...no! ivan's food!!!) now ivan knows what i'm thinking of when i give me the droopy drooling look. haha

ah right...so back to topic...HAPPPY BELATED almost 1 month V day pple.

kk must post faster. clear all the bacck logs! quantity over quality

Amazing isn't it? almost 3 weeks of no blogging and no one came to bother me abt it at all!!! can it be true?
so let's get on with the overdue (as usual) updates ye? so 1st thing 1st = HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
2nd thing = HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY!! (for the lucky bastards = Ivan, GH and Richard FOr richie and ivan...ok lah know them so long can't really bear to curse them to singlehood. but for GH....*utters long curse against GH to be a bachelor once more) and HAPPY FRIENDSHIP's DAY ( for the unlucky bastards= (all the rest of us bachelors).
I shall dedicate 1 post to each day/s
CNY! Ah the year of nice little red hongbaos with even nicer not so little notes in them. ka ching! I didn't even count the amt of $$ i had. Just passed it to my mom. (let's spell the word filial together 1 2 3 ! F I L I A L).
Anyway eve of CNY's steamboat at my ah mah;s house was much quieter than usual. Bro and Cindy went off to in-laws place. Aunt Wendy and Family (whooping number of 10 pple) celebrated on their own. Kiddies were with them of course. So the kids table (anyone below 35 and/or unmarried) shrunk to a mere 5 pple. (andy claire yiyu simon and i) = LOTS of FOOD for us!
Abalone was splendid! Must be Aunt Yen that made it nicer by adding a dash of chilli and onions.
So nothing much on CNY eve except the usual collection of $$.
Only ended the day with sending my cousin claire to her bf's house. I must say that bf...not very good lah. Ask the GF to come all the way to his house..at least stand nearby to escort her to the condominium lah! place so dark and quiet. NB!! IF anything happened to my cousin i would have made him a real enunch. Somemore my cousin was ill that day. Stupid girl.


Anyway this post was suppose to be up on 20th feb but i lost interest in it. so end post!

PS: Claire passed her illness to me = flu = me being sick 4 days. so much for doing kind deeds huh? hao ying mei hao bao

think i'm going to scape the next topic feature. Makes blogging feel like essay writing.

But oh well might as well honor it by writing on graciousness in singapore which i believe is really quite lacking.

i mean not that i like to say it...but how gracious are singaporeans if we didn't have like be courteous/polite/not be litterbugs campaigns being drilled into our heads all the time?

i mean i'm sure there are polite kind and caring pple in sg out there *ahem like me* (ego boost no 1) but haiz the no of idiots i see everyday are so so so depressing. esp when i go to uni that time. "Q" for the damm U turn for like 10mins and see 1 fucker just cut in my lane and almost hit my car. Of couorse i souind my honk lah. Too bad my mom doesn;'t want me to behave like my uncle Richard. His driving isn't called defensive driving...more like offensive driving. He once honked 1 guy for like 10mins straight, tailgating from dun know where to where. just pressed the honk non stop w/o letting go. Pretty cool huh?

For me...oh well...i do entertain thoughts of throwing rocks into the bastards' windows once i see where they park in school. or at least let the air out of their tyres. BUT....once again kind old mrs cheong refuses to let me indulge in my violent urges. MOO!!!!

Of course talking once more abt ungraciousness...usually pretty obvious to see lah. old pple on buses/mrt looking for seats and young fookers don't even bat an eyelid looking at them from their nice old seats. (not like me!! i do give my seats to the elderly etc etc. It's true). (silent ego boost no 2) * bet u guys didn;t know i won the numerous mr courteous awards in primary sch right?*

So now let's give praise to the overlord once more!! (Loud very egoistic boost no 3)
*the overlord's good! the overlord's great! he's so kind give him a cheer ( i prefer $$ though or free food)! all hail the overlord!*

( this can be done in a hymns tone, or in a more lively poppy type of music)

Next topic: scraped this idea. But it might be some *as usual* goffy ideas!

*starts humming the overlord's great song*