Wednesday, December 17, 2008

boy i haven't posted for such a long time.....

end of blogging.

just kidding....if i do that hx will really get violent when he comes back from his 2nd holiday in a month (*sobs* poor overlord...right after exams straight away went back to work and leaves office at 6pm everyday...)

THen there's ivan gloating he sleeps at 6am while dotaing till 4am sometimes and going to msia for holidays soon. william pak toring with god knows who in cheena land. yh reading books and watching shows on his laptop/comp. WAH!!!! they are all enjoying the goodlife man.

anyway william told me abt sharnice leaving shanghai and leaving the kitchen in a mess w/o even cleaning it up. For a person who complains abt the behaviour patterns of the locals there, she shld look into her own behaviour.

If u use the kitchen the most with the other roomie, at least be responsible for the cleaning up u bitch. No use talking abt locals' behaviour when yours isnt any better. Disgusting locals? well same to u. No wonder pple say singaporeans are spoilt. I mean she's a classic case. Leaving her own mess for others to clean up when she leaves shanghai. Btw will, if u see her in NTU, mention her pics look like she has a moustache. Fugly looking pics those were in her blog. But i shall not be so mean lah. I'm no sunshine myself and my pics aren't good also in my blog. At least i can be proud of my character unlike some hypocrites who say one thing but actions contradict themselves.

As ever my opinion on humanity goes ever lower. (in this case i'm like yh. I fully expect mankind to be extinct in say abt 200yrs from now or so max).

Ta da! 1st post in 1.5months. 1/2 a month later than my usual monthly posting but still 2x better than the last time when i posted once every 3 months!

Saturday, November 01, 2008

An idea just came to me.

When people mention trespassing in relation to blogs, is it really binding to say blogs are private?

Let's face it folks, when u blog, it's on the internet. Unless you password protect your posts ( my cousin did that the last time) or your entire blog, you are making your blog a public viewing. I mean sure you don't advertise it like those bloggers on Stomp etc but it's still out in the open.

So my question is this, when say people flame your blog, can you really say they are trespassing? after blog's address mostly or always start with www.( world wide web). so if it's on the world wide web, doesnt it mean you are sharing it to the world?

Granted that might not be the intention of the blogger, but i would think as long as you post anything on the internet, it should be considered open to all for comments etc UNLESS u password protect your posts, comments or for those sticking to the older traditions, stick to the writing it in your diary.

So what are your views Ladies and Gentlemen? (the thoughts that come to my head when studing for exams). Btw, your answers might actually help me in my studies since 1 of the chapters is abt the effect of technology on the English Language.
So we went baby sitting baby visiting this morning just b4 lunch. Stay 1 hr to play with the ball ball baby! She's growing like a weed. and her little tummy's always so rounded after she's been fed.


Little baby with the 2 grandmas. Happy Grandmas!



The grandpa.

The Ah Shuk. No little one, ur ah shuk's "boobs" don't have milk so stop opening your mouth. lol. It was only after holding her i realised how come her diaper felt a bit wet? She pooped and urinated. enff said lol. Somehow i dont think u pple will be interested in hearing how babies' poop looks like do u? or the cleaning up process?


After being cleaned and fed..yes fed again, she's 1 jolly happy baby! High Five Grandma!
She's also quite spoiled!!! She only goes to sleep when u carry her ard, walk here and there but once u put her in the bed...she wakes up within 5mins.
We were carrying her for like 20mins then she stretched and gave out a mighty yawned, smiled a bit at us. (FYI the Ah Shuk was gently giving her a tummy rub and arm massage too). Then eyes closed sleepily and she was like KO-ed!!!
logical decision: decided to put her in a craddle. BUT...30secs later eyes popped right open, started stretching or probably vainly trying to get up (with 4 pairs of eyes watching her). Sudden;y from KO-ed baby to Super awake fussed up baby. lol.
This kid is going to be trouble when she grows up man....*seriously considering tying her to me with my skipping rope next time when she comes to stay over when she's like age 2 to 7yrs old*

of course during her growing up period NO ONE FROM BC IS COMING NEAR HER. Don't want her picking up certain habits from certain members.
(imagines little katherince with hx's violence, ivan's ks-ing/koping of food, zy's emoness, will's (ok fine will isn't a bad person if u exclude his dota Tk and kses). *shudders*
Literary device: Imagery of a monster being reared. lol. IT's ALIVE ALIVE!! *lightning and thunder etc etc*

btw literary devices = metaphors, imagery, diction, irony etc. for those ignorant pple. Hell...if u want a more detailed meaning pls go google or wikipedia it. Don't use it wrongly like some folks out there.
There are more photos but they arent as good as those above and i'm lazy to post it up. if u want to see them maybe next week when i come to NTU to study u guys can see them.
When i was PK-ing earlier this week (half day PK), i encountered a very interesting sight which almost made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Outisde my office there's this Goddess of Mercy temple, so every 15th i think of the month, its very busy with a lot of stall selling flowers. So this time when i was walking to the bus stop, I heard this very loud commotion. Initally i thought it was those sellers hawkering their wares, cookpots etc (ya there are also some of those in ard the temple area)

However, upon closer inspection it appeared to be 1 flower seller (an old fat Aunty) shouting at some person. Couldn't make out the person since it was very crowded. U know how Buddhist pple are, devoted. and during that period of the month it's always crowded. But i digress.

Anyway this old aunty was cursing like a sailor in chinese. words like CB TMD etc etc flowed out of her mouth. And she ended with the words: "careful when u cross the street!!! dun say i dun warn u" (translated from chinese) guo ma lu yao xiao xin. bia suo wo mei jing gao ni. (x2). That was after the person baited her by saying : "fat aunty, still dare scold so much vulgarity", not very sophisticated but it did the trick, the aunty's face went black.

I'm not sure if she noticed but her vulgar outburst drew chuckles from bystanders. (including me) . Did she know she was making a fool of herself? People who can't control their emotions always make fools of themselves. I guess it's easier for females to lose it since they are the more emotional sex.

If our courts of law or parliament were filled with people who can't control their emotions, why we would be just like politicians in Taiwan where it's so common for the "law makers and debaters" to take their shoes and throw it at people on PUBLIC TV.

Such easily emo-fied people or emo-ers should have never tried being politicians. I mean people were laughing and saying is this Taiwan's so called poltical system? it's a joke. Hell u dont see this in USA or Singapore.

No one's going to take u seriously if u anyhow scold vulgarities at a stranger. I wonder if that aunty knew what a fool she was making of herself.

She /He who makes a fool out of herself /himself ought to be pitied.

It's like in a fight. The person who loses his cool will have a higher chance of losing the fight. Imagine say a raving person vs a collected calm fighter. True, the lunatic might be stronge, anger increases str, but his attack will leave holes in his defences. The calm fighter can with patience and skill exploit that to swiftly slit the person's throat. GG.

"Throat and Groin. Protect your own, slash theirs! - Waylander to Dardalion in Waylander by David Gemmel

Of course i wouldn't use this in my arugments or essay writings. It's FICTION DUDES!!!!

But it does give u a clue on how to fight. After all i mean if u hit any of those 2 areas hard enough, the person will be dead or out of the fight (if u guys are interested in Davild Gemmel's books i;ve quite a few of them, pretty interesting reads. of course if u want my poems and proverbs books, haha u can also borrow them.) *awaits the oh fuck u victor! go and die lah) HAHAHAHA.

Arguments should be backed up by logic and evidence. That's why I admire Prof Tommy Koh. The way he represents Singapore in International law cases.....salute!

Today went to my brother's house to help baby sit / learn how to take care of the baby with my parents. (learning from my bro's wife's mom = bro's mom in law lol)BABY WAS WIDE AWAKE! AWWW...so cute.

More on that in the next update. SHE'S SO CUTE!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Pride is considered the greatest of sin.

Thank goodness i've learn to dismiss my own huh? But can others do so?

People would believe what they want to believe. Regardless of that we still carry on with our own lives.

Happy mugging for exams folks. Next post will be as the usual 1 month or so frequency. Or unless hx tags on my board to chase me as usual lol. But since this is exam period...i might actually get a chance to relax.

By the way anyone wants to the whole series of the The Sandman by Neil Gaiman? I've have the whole compilation on my comp. And thx to yh for providing me the invitation code to demonoid own u a meal!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

What a ptiy she deleted her post.

I find it an even greater pity that NKW never did manage to respond logically any of my posts at all. Haiz the disappointment i feel.

To find someone that i can debate politely with is so hard. What i found in him? baseless insults and accusations. Haha...maybe i shld debate with my lecturer or tutor. But that one i know i will sure get trashed. and they wouldn't give me any chance to attack nor would i want to since i respect them greatly.

Truth to tell i was also getting bored. It's no use arguing with such a dummy. I say A expecting an answer and he goes to pose qn B instead.

I guess it was my fault u know? I did go in there wanting to fan the flames of conflict. I guess it was the thrill of seeing my efforts being successful and having such an idiot pick up the bait that made it such an entertaining experience. Fine i purposely baited him ok? Sorry lor.

Personally i was hoping i could drag the comments till they hit no 50. Alas. I would say something Sharnice was smart to delete that post. Obviously when her friend was making such a fool of himself. Hehe...if i was her, i would have left him to carry on making a fool of himself. Guess i'm kind of heartless and evil that way.

hahaa...how lucky i was able to say 95% of the replies on MS word. When i feel bored i can always read it again to brighten my day. I shld name the file: The 3 days Victor was greatly entertained by a fool.

Think Logically and clearly and the day shall surely be won. (esp true against hotheads or emo-ers). Without stating a single accusation on him, i managed to bait him into making a fool of himself. Nice of him to dig his own grave/ give me ammo to "correct" him.

My thanks to all the "Fans" from Cheena Boy and his NTU-ers collegues in his company. *tosses flowers and money to all the supporters* Encore performance will surely come if u can find me another bushfire to add oil and ignite another war of words. It's times like these i really enjoy.

Too bad couldn't find out who the anonymous person was. Would have loved meeting her. From the conversational materials in the comments, my analysis would be she or maybe he? could be ard our age group. More matured pple wouldnt call other bimbo or hurl insults here and there (hence NKW isnt matured), they would have kept their cool. It would have been fun to debate with her i guess. What a pity what a pity.

U know what's more pitiful abt NKW? If he really did offer a reasonable argument pointing out and rebutting my points fairly, i would prob have congratulated him and apologised to him. I do respect pple but not those who hurl insults like a sailor without thinking properly.
So the end game begins. What a great pity indeed and just when i was having so much fun and laughter. There's nothing better than pushing pple's button and watching them dance to the tune that is being played. Manipulative? evil? maybe. BUt then again it's fun so that's all that matters (chaotic alignment here again)

Seems that oh cheena boy's roomie knows who i am. lol. but her linking me and cheena boy to the anonymous person is kinda hilarious.

After all i wouldn't purposely start fires or conflicts,ok maybe i will. But i definitely wouldn't resort to crude vulgarities or unpleasant name callings. Really degrades one's character after all. Maybe that's what starts off conflicts in the world, pple not being able to keep a calm cool logical head when arguing.

And since i'm pretty sure EVENTUALLY they will find this blog address, here's a tiny bit of advice, never let your emotions get the better of u especially in a debate or else u will sprout rubbish like NKW.

and for the record, we don;t know who anonymous is.

Wasn't it so much fun folks? certainly breaks the dull routine of work/study.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

My entertainment for the week has been a very entertaining blog. Oh so much catfights there, logical arguments between the 2 debaters. Thrilling!

http://www.shanghai---nights.blogspot.com/

I do believe it's the Oct 25th post. It's easy to spot. LONG LONG LONG post with words in bold. To cut the story short, This blogger (hence forth referred to person A) was commented on the lifestlye on Cheena pple when someone (person B) commented on her comments. (that sentence might give some pple a headache).

so A & B were having an absolute fabulous row/ war of words. Great entertainment i tell you. Then a certain NKW or was it NWK? watever his nick name was butted in sprouting wildly inappropriate words which threatened to degrade the great argumentative fun i was having into an old boring insulting hurling festival.

Oh no! i couldn't allow that. So i rather diplomatically told him such name callings etc were unnecessary and let the 2 debaters carry on with their slug fest. I mean i wanted their hot battle to carry on. I wasn't going to let someone spoil the fun i was having!!! I mean come on!! there were even other pple voicing their opinions (prob her friends and 1 or 2 strangers), how rare is that to see such heated passion in a blog? (if u want to see passion ask me to blog abt famous amos cookies and transformers at the same time *starts drooling*)


and this foolish little mortal actually rudely dragged me into argument by wild accusations. What made me laugh was his numerous mistakes, (stating he knows literary devices to a Double Degree to be Major in English Language and Literatuer is like asking zy to die 5 times in dota without getting emo aka sucidal).

So with the goading provided by Cheena Boy aka Mr Nipple man aka William, i proceeded to oh so diplomatically rebutt most of his points. (could haev done more but i thought my post was long enough).

IT'S SOOOO MUUCH FUN!!!! I mean i haven't had this much fun in the blog world or laughed so much since that time THX asked me to blog abt his "good points" to show CM, which i did of course.

Victor: Alignment = Chaotic Neutral

Chaotic neutral charaters believe that there is no order to anything, including their own actions. With this as a guiding principle, they tend to follow whatever whim strikes them at the moment. Good and evil are irrelevant when making a decision. Chaotic neutral characters are extremely difficult to deal with. Such characters have been known to cheerfully and for no apparant purpose gamble everything they have on the roll of a single die. They are almost totally unreliable. In fact, the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon! This alignment is perhaps the most difficult to play.

Lunatics and madmen tend toward chaotic neutral behavior. ( i'm not a lunatic or madman though lol)

It's been 2 days alrdy....when's that bugger going to reply to my post? Oh i so love to puncture the big fat ego such pple have. (yes i know i;ve a big ego, but mine's legitimate!!!) Don't you just love adding oil to the fires pple create? I want the chaos and havok to carry on. I mean i had a dull time since aug 08, i've no real entertainment ard, no gf to talk to, so might as well cause a bit of mayhem to spice up my life. It might not be nice but oh well...i need my "fix"

btw ivan commented too aka Mr Stallone ( if only he was that hiong in dota....haiz...)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Top few phoos were taken just this week.


Let sleeping babies sleep. if not she will try to "punch" u as shown in the photo.


Position we placed her in b4 having lunch. Take close notice of the pink swaddle. (we placed it on her like a blanket)


10 mins later ---> 'blanket" underneath her bum as though we placed it beneath her. HOW DID SHE DO IT?????




happy contented baby lying in grandma's arms after being given a tummy rub massage by the Ah Shuk. See the nice big cute contented smile? of course it's also after shes been fed.



And she lets out a PRIMAL ROAR!! RAWWRR!!!. fine it's a yawn (but seriously she doesn't roar, she cries and very very loudly!!!. I swear when she cried, my ears had a ringing echo sound in them.)


Following photos were within 1 week after she was born. Our 1 eyed jack baby! Peeping out to the world through her favored left eye!



nicely swaddled and finally willingly to let us see her with 2 eyes open.
She's such a cute baby. This Ah Shuk here, alrdy knows how to change her diaper and feed her hor! READY FOR ACTION!
NEXT POST: Abt Shanghai and the fierce Mr Stallone. Stallone damm scary sia. So anti/counter to his usual self...... hahahahahahah




Despite william's lavish praise on my reply on certain comments in another person's blog i shall not write abt it today. maybe tomorrow or so. today's topic will be LITTLE KATHERINE! my new born or not so new born niece. soon to be 1 month's old. SHE IS JUST SO CUTE!!!

*yes i go ga ga over babies* think it's because they have this innocence in them. The way they stare at you with no guilt in their eyes. Not like some pple who look at me and think..victor....ks....free meals.....free car ride etc etc. u get the drift right?


New born baby with happy parents. Fast & Easy birth it was ( thats' why everyone said)




Bundle of pink warmth in the Ah Shuk (or Shuk Shuk)'s hands. (shuk shuk means in cantonese Father's younger brother for your information). It felt damm nice holding her. like a nice hot thermoset on the belly on a cold day lol.

The Grandma with the newborn (think this was after a few days or a week, can't really remember).
Everyone's delirious with carrying the little bundle. She doesn't smell like french fries though. I swear my nephew when he was also ard this age smelled of french fries. hahahahaha. This one...she smells good. (not the sort of smell that arouses hunger though lol). Guess it's true girls do tend to smell better than guys. *HX, IVAN, pls conduct experiments and inform me of the results k?*
i will upload more photos in another post since now my add photo button somehow mysteriously refuse to work. blah

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

u guys are probably going to say like WTF after this post but oh well. Since hx clamours me to blog so i shall.

Discuss the distinctive forms and functions of the Enlgish used in academic education. Why do some learners face difficulties in adapting to such forms? (min 1500 words, but since it's a blog min 100 words k? )

(end of post). pls hand in ur discussion on this topic. powder up ur engrish friends! i will blog more soon lah. 7 yrs of blogging kinda leaves one lazy u know?

Cheers!
Victor the Supreme Overlord

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Dota Post

This is a damm f-king funny (DF) post. Thanks for william for bringing it to my attention. i removed some of the ones that dun apply to us and aren't that funny.

http://forums.dota-allstars.com/index.php?showtopic=117807&st=0 for the full article.


The Wannabe Hero

Whether it be taking all the leavers items, farming up until late game and getting Beyond Godlike all of a sudden, or posting hundreds of replays on Dota-Allstars.com as hans2; this guy will go out of his way to get the phatest of lewt, highest amount of XP etc. He will probably not help you in a gank unless he's 100% sure he'll get a kill and make himself look good. Wait til late game and let him carry the team.These guys could be a blessing come the 50th minute mark. Or if not then they're as useful to the team as 3 Lothar's Edge's on a Stealth Assassin. Hey, what can I say? You play to win, you play to look good infront of everyone.

Strategy: Deny and harass until he gets pissed off and ragequits. If he stays then applaud the other players on his team and he'll also get pissed off.

Preferred Heroes: Clinkz, Clinkz, Clinkz, Naix

Comments: occassionally can be applied to MR Emo when emoness lvl is 18.


The Rambo

Step 1:
Ever seen guys who will rush into a fray of 5 enemy heroes and die ( yes we do by the nick of THX)

Step 2: then start spamming words to the effect of "ZOMG NOOBS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME!!!! (Rambo has left the game). (k THX doesn't leave he just repeats step 1)

These guys have a seriously difficult time figuring out when a gank is coming, what minimap pings mean, why 5v1 is not odds to be proud of etc. My advice to these guys: "Stay the hell away from casinos." Often they're colorblind (I kid you not I got a friend on Bnet who is colorblind and gets confused when he sees the minimap) or they're still between being a noob and being an average player.Strategy: Let him feed!Preferred Heroes: Centaur, Bristleback

Comments: *drum roll* PAstor Teo springs to your mind instantly doesn't he? of course he doesn't quit...and doesn't swear at us (he casues emoness lvl to rise to lvl 16 though if on same teamwith mr emo) And of course our mr rambo is moore rambo-er than that. heck he doesnt use tankers to die. heroes like Phantom.lancer, viper, AM etc weak hp heroes do tend to pop up in his selection. HAHAHAHAHA

The Newbie

A newb and a noob are too different things. A newb is a new player who will contribute to the team and follow orders and generally ask question which will make him a better player. A noob is someone who has played for over a year and still get owned by everyone and spams in chat and ragequits after dying. Newbies should be treated with care and caressed... Maybe not caressed but you should all help these people out and give them pointers.

Strategy: Tell him that to win the game all you have to do is reach the enemy fountain. (I ain't joking, it's actually worked for me once. Yes, I am slightly sadistic.)

Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper

Comments: Just 1 word for this article....EDWARD

The Silent Veteran

These are the ones to watch out for. During pre-game chat they'll say very little. After getting a triple kill they'll say nothing. Even after getting Beyond Godlike they still won't gloat or show off the fact. Why don't they speak much? Because they're so good that they're used to owning and also they're too jaded to speak to random people off the internet.

Strategy: Either run or gank.
Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: Occassionally i'm this. or rather i used to be it. William too if he wants it. BUt now since i'm plaaying less dota...


The Leader

Usually a player will start pinging ganks and typing "b" or "push" into team chat. These people are the leaders and generally have a good strategic look on things.

Leaders are vital to victory during a game.Either that or they're power tripping. You be the judge.

Strategy: If you find out who's calling the shots on the enemy team, gank him while a lone hero on your team does a blind push and then retreats. He'll be too busy typing and signalling for everyone to gank that he'll be vulnerable for about 5 seconds. And if you actually believe this piece of advice then I recommend also getting Agannim's Sceptre on Naix.

Preferred Heroes: Techies

Comments: Czy, william and i. (only applys to zy if he doesnt suffer an emo hemorrhage. Pple like us have to really flood the screen with "b" or "push" when the "rambos hx" and "newbies ed" are in the game. It's more like ED!!! HX!!! BACKK!!! B!B!B! *player hx,ed just got killed by enemy player, Double kill!!!* *moanful and resigned sigh by teammates*

The Quitter

These people are defeatist in nature. Your team may lose all its outer towers and one inner tower and these guys will be the first to say: "GG." They'll also be the first to quit after an entire lane full of rax has been owned. These people have lost the fight before it's even started so the best thing to do is to run back to fountain once they've just been owned and ragequitted.

That way you can call first dibs on their nice items

Strategy: Gank him a few times and it'll be 4v5.

Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: 1 word again: MR EMO! (enuff said)


The Never-Say-Die

Gotta love these guys. The exact opposite of the Quitter, these people will stay til the very bitter end and will often be seen defending the lone Throne all by himself against 5 enemy heroes. Give these people a compliment since they're a dying species. Heck give em a war medal since they probably fought in the trenches of World War 2 in a previous life

Strategy: Poor lad. Go easy on him unless he's owning your entire team using the leavers items.
Preferred Heroes: Any

Comments: I'm usually this. i swear! but as william says, once i'm 0-5...i do get emo. sure i whine and such..BUT I never quit. hell...just last week i had a 1-9 potm game. GODS!!!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!!!
(now u know why when i see zy quitting i become super irritated)

The 12-Year Old

"ROFL PWNED LMAO!" Yep, these kids have just hit puberty and have raging hormones. They should probably be venting this rage on Counter-Strike but here they are on Dota. During pre-game chat they'll be saying all the stupid goofy stuff. The good thing about kids is they're easy to own due to their slower brains and bad judgement.

Strategy: Do what I do in real life. Ignore little kids. There are more productive ways to spend your time.

Comments: I love irritating such fookers.

Case 1:
Once i irritated him so much he challenged me to call him on his hp and provided me with his no. After the usual i belong to so and so gang blah blah blah. Counter challenge: I called his bluff, gave him my no, and my name (no bluff since i'm they are all bluster only) and told him to call me if he had the balls.

End story? He didn't. left irc after i riddculed his immaturity and pitiful bluffs.

Case 2: Ivan asked me to help him last time i remember. we were in the same game. neatly sliced diced and riddiculed our fellow teammate who was so so obnoxious. Think ivan forgot abt it. (to give u a hint ivan, it was the guy who with his friend who asked me something abt why use a different word when the same word works or some shit like that. My reply was: " why do u think there's a thesaurus?" *hmm...dare to challenge a person doing a double major in English.. 不之量力. * I love doing that to their kind. Puncuture the wind out of their pompous ass.

The Coward
See trouble. Run to fountain.These guys are as useful to your team as a chair is to a whale.Need I say more?

Strategy: Gank them from behind. This confuses them as the fountain is also in the direction of danger for them.
Preferred Heroes: Stealth Assassin, Sniper, Clinkz

Comments: *re-enactment from past game*

Victor: " all right ivan, if u and me it will be us 2 against them 3 but i knwo we can win let's go!" Victor rushes out, gets decimated skinned and gutted alive. Looks back to see ivan half way back to the fountain with full hp.... -_- *screams a very loud sound of frustation*

*end of re-enactment*


The Know-nothing Know-it-all

"STFU NOOB. I know what I'm doing. Dagon on Juggernaught is the way to go." ( u have to love this comment guys)

Ok so they managed to own a noob using their lame build and from then on they stuck to it. No matter what you do, they'll still stick to their original decision and get their Agannim's Sceptre for Phantom Assassin or Eul's for Naix.

Strategy: Tell them that getting the Dagon for Juggernaught was a nice idea and also tell them they should get a Mystic Staff so they can spam Dagon.

Comments: Almost busted my sides laughing out this one.

The Unaware

So you just got ganked by 2 enemy heroes while your ally is beside you creeping. They still don't know what happened. These players will frustrate you to no end. Their slow reflexes mixed with their lack of sight makes them a major liability.

Strategy: Blinks and stuns. They won't know what's going on. (*shudders* can anyone remember the time when ed 1st fought against a Phantom Lancer? i really really really wanted to cry during that game.)

Comment: God alone knows how true this is when u play with/against ed. any slower in his reflexes it will seem that FV did his ulti. But i'm sure ed will get better....i think...hope...in abt the time it takes for Warcraft IV to come out.


The Dual Bracer IdiotStart game.

Buy two bracers. Repeat for every single game.Also known as the Quad Circlet Hobo or the Mass Branch Bandit.Be careful or else they will jump out at you with +8 DAMAGE!

Strategy: Beware early to mid game!

Comments: Sometimes i see ivan buying this i can sigh. But this is good for very low hp NON STUNNERS /WW heroes. for ivan...he gets this regardless of what heroe he gets lol.

The Power Tripper

Also known as the Pub Stomper. These guys are extremely pro that they're currently playing in leagues, inhouse leagues, etc. They know how to use every hero and every item in Dota and all the basics like last hitting and animation canceling and juking etc. and can do all that without any effort at all.But when it's a full moon watchout! Out of nowhere they'll join a pub game or a noobs only game and use all their power and abilities to completely pwn everyone while juggling eggs at the same time.Why? Because complete and utter domination makes them feel good. Bastards!

Strategy: Pray to god they have 4 feeders on their team.

Comments: Does the name Jon rings any bells? Complete utter omfg-nish ownage to whichever team had him. 1v3 heroes and he still can kick ass and come out with a decent amt of hp. Too bad he stopped playing. Heck...he made us look edward-ish. He probably stopped because we were too noob for him lol.

Hope u guys enjoyed the post. hehe i know i did.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Yup i'm back from Myanmar since 29th Sep 2008 9pm SG time.

Think i iwll load the photos in facebook. easier to show u there than on this blog. It amazes me that in a country so devoted to Buddhism, almost everyone in a position of power or control is a crook. The government...need i say more?

Business men...most are crooks and liars. I mean i'm sure there are some honest Burmese ard but so far....havent seen 1 yet.

Good learning experience seeing how business is done there. But ya ya..there's not much for guys to buy there. unless ur GF loves to buy jewels or decorative stuff then ok fine u have something to buy. Did u know that almost everything there can either be paid by the local currency (kyats or something like that?) or by USD?

I tell u if GH went there he would be rich! so would ivan. Local currency short form is KS! Kyats or something like that (KS).

Bascially 1000 KS = S$0.85. My Aunt is a damm good at bargining prices down. she can almost cut the price down to 50% of the original price. POWER!!!

Anyway the roads there are damm bumpy. Never have a very full meal b4 u travel on the roads. the capital area isn't that bad (still bad but ok lah acceptable...barely). But the outlaying areas where the training centres are....bo wei gong. I would like u guys to admire the skill it took to take a lot of the photos i will upload later on facebook when the van was moving and shaking with such frequency.

Anyway since the rest are chioing me for dota now i will hve to blog again later

Oh ya. I'm a uncle again! My bro's little daughter is SOOOOOO cute. more on that next time. (u guys know my blogging frequency so it can mean anything from 1 week to 1month) don;t hold your breath folks!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I hope someday to have a girlfriend like the one HX has

it's like buy 1 get a bag of goodies free lol

HX gets CM, then he also by default gets

a) her laptop
b) her bicycle
c) her bed / room
d) car?

BUY 1 get 4 FREE leh! like those mkts in Hongkong where u can bargain with the stall owners.

Now we know why HX didn't want to get a GF earlier huh?

See ivan? i bet being with XL doesn't offer as much goodies right? (ok u have the laptop and bed/room).

LOL. HX is my new ROLE MODEL!!!!! 师傅请教我!!!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Talk abt SUPER LONG overdue post. This post was suppose to be on Feb 2008. No idea why i didn't even post it.


Amazing isn't it? almost 3 weeks of no blogging and no one came to bother me abt it at all!!! can it be true?so let's get on with the overdue (as usual) updates ye?
so 1st thing 1st = HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
2nd thing = HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY!! (for the lucky bastards = Ivan, GH and Richard FOr richie and ivan...ok lah know them so long can't really bear to curse them to singlehood. but for GH....*utters long curse against GH to be a bachelor once more) and HAPPY FRIENDSHIP's DAY ( for the unlucky bastards= (all the rest of us bachelors).
I shall dedicate 1 post to each day/s
CNY! Ah the year of nice little red hongbaos with even nicer not so little notes in them. ka ching! I didn't even count the amt of $$ i had. Just passed it to my mom. (let's spell the word filial together 1 2 3 ! F I L I A L).
Anyway eve of CNY's steamboat at my ah mah;s house was much quieter than usual. Bro and Cindy went off to in-laws place. Aunt Wendy and Family (whooping number of 10 pple) celebrated on their own. Kiddies were with them of course. So the kids table (anyone below 35 and/or unmarried) shrunk to a mere 5 pple. (andy claire yiyu simon and i) = LOTS of FOOD for us
Abalone was splendid! Must be Aunt Yen that made it nicer by adding a dash of chilli and onions.
So nothing much on CNY eve except the usual collection of $$.
Only ended the day with sending my cousin claire to her bf's house. I must say that bf...not very good lah. Ask the GF to come all the way to his house..at least stand nearby to escort her to the condominium lah! place so dark and quiet. NB!! IF anything happened to my cousin i would have made him a real enunch. Somemore my cousin was ill that day. Stupid girl.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEE

There blogging for the next 2 -3 weeks done.

i know i havent' been blogging much but....pple working and studying leh. tiring.

didn't want to blog today but thought oh well since it's my birthday might as well leave a post for u guys to see. u happy i happy. WE all happy.

*note to self: leave hp on silent mode or switch it off b4 i go to sleep. Do u know how loud an sms sounds like at midnight when ur sleeping?)
-> thanks ah ivan william, ur midnight smses woke me up from me beauty sleep last night. I mean thx for the birthday wishes, i'm touched by ur gestures...but still.... LOL. Victor with intterrupted sleep = EMOLISED lvl 2 Victor!

the 1st word on my birthday was a swear word lol. to be exact it was :" FUCK! who would sms me at midnght?"

At least hx didn't try to ambush me with a birthday cake this yr. Even though last yr his attempt to was on the wrong day (knew he was getting older but to mix up my birthday?tsk tsk. ) *looks at hx with an expression of vast disapproval* Still remember it because hx woke up almost my whole family that day at 1150pm!!!!

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
sian...today working then later still have classes. *sobs*

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Apologise for the CZY EMONESS I've displayed for the last 2 weeks!!! it's so unvictor like i know. I blame it on zy for introducing EMOness to the BC. BUT IF U WANT ANY MORE EMONESS PLS DUN READ THIS POST!!!






















Spirit's kinda low. guess i'm still feeling emo huh? heart break heart break lor. What truly irks me is that i waited 5 months hoping in vain. All the time of waiting and the little twist of fate which so happens she finds her BF in that time. 5 months of hope turn to ashes in an instant. actually the relly frustrating thing is tht this is the 2nd? 3rd time EXACT or almost exact same thing happeningto me. and to think i had a line of activites lined up too for when she came back to sg. ah the irony here can literally kill a person. poof. so much for spending hrs surfing veggie websites (there good veggie/famous stalls at my work area too) for good stalls to go to. blah. Does this explain why i've been moody lately b4 lunch william? The worst part is talking to her pretending everything's the same as it ever was. HAIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. THink i will ignore her till i rearrange myself fully once more. Pretending isn't helping me get over this.

and an example of work which irritated me tremendously today. some old woman telling me her sob story of can't find work etc etc and pls help her find a job. Of course i gave the standard yes yes answer. But SERIOUSLY, i'm not really in the mood these days to be the one comforting pple k?

of course such saddness did lead me to analyse my character deeper. after all it didn't make sense on why 1 more failure shld have such a huge negative effect on mr overlord here. therefore upon deeper self analyse (including long walks up and down my garden , a lovely garden u must admit), i realise the key pt was that i was kinda lonely in a way i think. Don't get me wrong, i kinda "love" my friends, u know the kses, multi arrowings, emoness, outings etc etc, but could be my TOTAL UTTER LACK of social life in UniSIM. I mean after all 1-3x per week lessons aren't really good foundations for new friendship. also considering that everyone or almost everyone comes straight from work makes it seem like everyone is on life support just to come for lessons. I've seen rocks showing more attention at times. 3rd pt will be oh the fucking age difference. Is studying the enlgish language such a chore that 99.99% of young pple my age avoid it? Of course maybe working as a perm part timer helps in a way that it takes my mind off personal issues.

I do admit i feel a slight pang of jealousy? no..envy when i see pple in NTU, NUS with new friends. LOL especially at those graduation ceremonies. Take pictures with 1 huge brunch of friends. At the way my life is going, by the time of my ceremony, haha i htink the only one taking photos with me will be my parents...no skip that...i wouldn't even ask them to waste their time coming. okok MAYBE 1-2 "friends" will be with me. oh well...i guess i will just get my scroll or watever it is and dump it into my car and drive the 5mins ride home i guess.

ah well, let those staunch Christians (hx will be one soon lor!!!) will say, I leave my fate in the Lord's hand. I wouldn't really call myself a staunch Christian..i follow the beliefs the teachings i guess to be kind helpful, be a good person, but i can't really be a staunch believer i think. Could be the cynical and apathy attitude that's inbuilt to me i think. I'm an idealistic realist. I want to hope for the best, i wish for the best for pple humanity etc. But in my heart i think humankind's more or less doomed alrdy. For every 100 good pple in the world, there's at least 5000 evil pple lurking ard. Demoralising isn't it?


(i think taking care of my newborn neice from October onwards will take my mind off my troubles, but the problem will of course still remain)

and now when i need music, the fucking blog showing error which i can't have my soothing FFX music. wah lieu. when it rain it pours.

anyway today's my chinese birthday (according to my grandma who memoriesd not only all the relatives chinese and english birth dates but also the telephone numbers)


So 生日快乐张家平. (last 3 chinese words are my chinese name of course, yes i know i don't use them often). If only i can feel happy when i'm alone.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

From the person who decided it's cheaper to blog the message then to send a sms,

to

my good friend YH, the person who updates his blog more frequently than me:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

(it's also someone else birthday but....*gives super mega wicked sick holy shit! beyond godlike sigh...SIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel moody)





(wait for 2 days till 30th Aug to read this)
oh and to that bloody bugger Teo HX but who somehow is STILL my other good....violent....friend who arrowed me to organise the bloody saturday outing *in case i forget to wish u on that day, unlike as it is*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO. *grumbles abt his arrowing skills but that will be in another post*

but it's ok ! I still love u toooooo.... count the organising as my birthday gift to u lol!


The end.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

i hate such wet weathers then agian i also love such wet weathers too

Like = it's cool! cold!! makes me feel awake. Unlike some pple like an Ivan Tang who probably slept the whole day away. Haiz..some pple ah....*bo wei gong*

Dislike = forces me to stay indoors. makes me think too much (yes yes i know William will say a good round of dota will stop all the thinking, lol). of course it could also be me listening to my blog's music, which always did have a sort of reflective/contemplation tone.

So here's today's thoughts.

I've always wondered what happens if humans were longer lived. currently we are at our prime ard 20-35, die ard 90-110. we are as described in Fantasy books really short lived if u consider abt it. Of course i know there are certain insects, organic meat bags etc that have far shorter life span. (mosquitos have a span of 1 week, a certain fly species have only a single day).

so ya back to topic, if only humans were just slightly longer-lived, let say dying age is ard 120-130. I've always thought that u know if we meat bags did live longer, the life we lead will be less hectic, and we might actually pause to consider our actions. Currently, i'm sure those uneducated fools in Indonesia or anywhere else (referring to those farmers/corrupted officials that dun care abt the environment, illegal logging etc) never do pause to consider their actions. Why? In their mindsets, i'm pretty certain they will thinkj, who cares? in another 50-60 yrs time, i will be dead and gone, let the future generations handle the problems I caused.


Imagine a life where our peak age is 20- 55? Life will certainly be less of a rat race. Then things might not change. Longer lived = more pple inhabiting this world = burdens of overpopulation etc etc which will bring all sorts of new problems like birth control, population control, famine etc etc. Then again isn't that what's happening to our world now?

Now with all the tinkering with DNA, genes etc, humans might become longer-lived in years to come. That is if we all don't die within the next century or so. Our race is truly stupid acutally. Considering we are stuck in this single mudball, and haven't discovered the secrets of colonising other planets, u will think pple will take care of the environment more. Immediate matarialistic needs will always outweigh far unforseenable predicatable harm, that's holds true for the uneducated and uncultured. Alas, fools will remain fools and the world will burn, taking us, fools and otherwise along with it.

*if i could only write this fluidly w/o stopping to think much on my assignment that's due in 2 days time*

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ta da! only 1 week break from my last post! not that bad right? consider had broken heart, then now food poisoning. so anyway today's post will be abt the steamboat (important event) and CY's birthday combi (the not so important event). meal was good. thx to mr emo for preparing the food. HX for bring the pot, Cm for bring the choc fondue thingy (candle burner still with me!) yh for his fattening butter cookies. Ivan and cy for.....(did they do anything? lol) ah must sound nice. Ivan and Cy for their company *rolls eyes*


Happy group picture! see hx so loving. rare hor? ivan growing bunny ears. ivan so quiet that night. weird person. Maybe i didn;t grope him enuff. lol.


look at how nice hx and cm are in this photo. got chocolate, heart shape pot, 1 boy 1 girl. hmm....chocolate......i just realised something...hx didn't swear at all the whole single time!!! i mean like wtf??? 1st time leh!! whole single night! not a single swear word. I mean how F*CKING rare is that? of course we must take into consideration that right after CM left, hx went into comatose mode. so i guess when pple's asleep they can't really swear..but still...i do remember william telling me last time hx was sleep talking/swearing? in his sleep.



The birthday cake. photo taken by me. i love how the gold foil shines. GOOD SKILLS HOR? (ego boost). the cake tasted good.


a rare sight. CY in prayer. lol. praying for deliverance for eating all the sinful steamboat food and
chocolate last night. *God forgive me for over-indulging on the steamboat, chocolate last night...midway starts drooling over the cake* (proceeds to gouge down the more sinful cream filled mango/lychee cake). yup he's truly "repentant" We have another converted person.

I wanted to blog this after yh did but, aiya...u know heart broken pple can't blog rationally. then now suffering from food poisoning. bad!!!. anyway i really feel like an extra when yh took pics of me in the pic with hx and cm. felt so extra..lol.
and my poor bolster....mangled by some cruel...violent being. *sniff sniff*. i do realise hx always follows a pattern in stayovers.
1) Comes for dinner
2) after dinner, goes to sleep, on the BED!!! (mangles pillows, bolsters any human being or anything placed within 1m range)
3) wakes up when pple want to sleep, bugs them not to sleep.
4) when pple wake up due to his bugging, mentioned bugger goes back to sleep.
eg: victor wishing to sleep at 3am. hx after having slept for 2.5hrs or so wakes up, bugs victor to dun sleep, go play dota. victor gets sat on, pushed , roused. wakes up. plays a game with similarily roused pple. after 1 game, mentioned hx goes back to sleep on VICTOR'S Bed!!! (while other roused pple carry on for 2nd game) end result: victor sleeps on smaller bed with bigger yh. i tell u ah...some pple ah...no shame lor! sleep on the owner's bed all the time leh. I wonder whether he does the same wth CM. LOL. (probably not)
5) dulan pple play 1-2 more hrs of games b4 sleeping
6) next morning, mentioned bugger wakes the pple up after resting 3hrs more than them.

Yup that's so hx style. (and last time he even called us weak for sleeping so much. ah the irony can just kill) LOL. Anyway it was a good steamboat. Thanks for coming guys, *wasting my aircon bill, utilty bills etc etc* It was a good distraction for me that week.