By the Degree of his most high and emo Emo God, stated below is the hierarchy of the Emo Club founded in 2009 which shall hence forth be known as the 1st years of Emoism... 1 EMO AD

The head poncho!!! The king the emo of emoness the all mighty and powerful ...*drum roll* EMO GOD
Weaknesses: HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES!! can be warded off with pics and videos of the emo catalyst playing dota.


EMO High Priest = Emo God's very 1st disciple...the supreme overlord!!

Primary duties including sourcing for more outputs of emoism for the mighty one! latest success was the emo catalyst.

The Emo Enforcer = DARTH EMO

to ensure emo followers remain true to the emo path. Once known as ivan tang. Master of the art of ksing
weaknesses: Vegetables and XLs.

The Emo Inquisitor. PASTOR TEO

Walk softly but carry a big stick is his emo slogan. well for this person its run forth loudly waving a big stick like a lunatic to ensure all adhere to the emo path. known for his tortures aka violence.
believed to have stirred the Emo god to his current path via years of repeated violence in secondary sch. Rumoured to be an alien in disguise.
Known weakness: CMs, and inability to function properly pass 1am.

The Emo Knight! William the fake black belt-er

not yet a true emo-er but getting there thx to the emo catalyst and emo god.

The Emo Catalyst eddy the feeder the noob the newb etc

brainchild of the Emo High Priest. This player is da MAN!!! the BOMBZ!! that gives the BOOMZ!! With him on ur side.,,.there's a 99.5% chance that u WILL emo. Pls refer to previous article on the Emo catalyst

selection process for the emo catalyst
1) Must have 3 consecutive games of 10 deaths or more
2) Must have unerring confidence that his skills are good despite those scores
3) Must always want to play dota despite having such skills (gotta hand it to ed for that. Despite such skills he still wants to play dota. DETERMINATION i tell u
4) there must be some innate chemistry btw him/her and the emo god, to subconsciously trigger emo god's inner emoism

Ed fitted the bill perfectly!! JX was a very distant 2nd place lol.

Emo Underlings:

GZ - the only known person to get pawned by the Emo Catalyst's NS (might we add that it was the emo underling's 1st time using NS) while using a morph. (this sad entity has been playing dota for YEARS!!!) Hence forth, he shall always be known as the ETERNAL Emo Underling for that shameful experience.

dude i bet even my grandma can play better dota than ed and u lost to ed in that game. OMFG!!!

others: jx, gh

Unconfirmed Emo Entity: Emo God's Younger Sister aka the Emo Goddess

under the watchful eye and guidance of the Emo God, this person might be the new Emo Goddess. Violent by nature thanks to a certain Inquisitor, she is a truly fearsome emo entity. she threw rocks at yh's groin! Enuff said. Potential Emo Level: exceeds the Emo Catalyst.

Heed well the words of the EMO HIGH PRIEST!! (aka emo ego overlord, supreme overlord, victor the kser, victor the great, victor the supreme egoist etc u get the drift)


Many years ago, he discovered the emo god was losing his emoism, because he was winning dota games. Hence the emo high priest decided to create something...someone to ensure games would be lost, allowing pure purple emoism to flood out.

1) Experiment no 1

log post no 1

SUCESS!! The Garung God : Pastor Teo.This new creation garungly charges into 5 heroes regardless of hp or situation, succeeded in pulling out moments of emoism from emo god.

log 2

Garung God has displayed certain flaws. Target has acquired a girlfriend and goes often to church activites, severely reducing dota playing time. Target's computer also disconnects often, (which does introduces emoism) but keeps him away from dota further.

i mean sure church and gfs are good for the human soul...but this is unecessary for emoism!! emosim requires 100% of the person's mind body and souL!!!

conclusion: require new subject to provide a new stable souce of emoism for the emo god

log 3

PROJECT EDWARD the emo Cataylst

- combining the skills of a total newb + Garung god's garungness + the Emo High Priest's egoness , and a pinch of pure purple emoism (grade A+++ quality) taken from the Emo God himself, the experiment is a success!!
(grade A+++ qualities emoism were harvested from the emo blast which transformed ordinary ivan tang into the dread DARTH EMO, hence quantities are extremely rare)

Game doesnt even need to be started for emo god to display emoness as soon as emo god sees subject edward in same team. Response from emo god: GG GG sure lose. rage quit and emoism output has increased by 10000%. WOHOO!!

log 4. (b4 ed went to NZ for 6 months)

subject skills have improved slightly. UNACCEPTABLE. (this is the time ed's sa had a mega kill streak and was doing pretty well after intense training and coaching). Requires upgrading to a lousier set of skills. Subject taken offline for 6 months

log 5.

PERFECTION!!! After 6 months of development, ladies and gentlemen!!! i present to u the EMO CATALYST!!!

all past skills or lackof have been enhanced. subject is more ego than ever with deadlier emo causing skills due to his lack of skills.

eg: MY PRO POTM...my PRO VANGUARD POTM
eg: MY JUG IS GOOD!!!! Ultis with 5 other mobs ard (still does that after repeated coaching)
eg: BloodSeeker doesnt learn ulti at lvl 6 (lack of common sense is promising in causing emoness)

The best part? everytime subject shows improvement, he gets called overseas for some school activity etc which reduces his skill back to negative regions. Renewable source of emoism.

So far subject hasnt played with The Emo God recently but signs are promising. latest results show his emoness has caused the Emo high priest to quit dota for 2 days! causing massive vomiting blood icons to appear on his teammates msn screen.

promising indeed...we have created a monster !! a monster!!! HAHAHA..results exceed expectations...when the emo god sees my results, he will praise me and i shall forever sit besides his emo right (mouse clicking) dota hand. MUHAHAHA.

End of log.

CHALET OVER!!

Freakingly exhausting day. But u know its good after meeting with BC members after months of not having the time to meet up.

BBQ was goooooooooddddddd

games were...........noooooo goood because pple didnt trust me.

I'm the seer!! believe me!! (yuan yuan and czy...we dun believe u and even if ur the seer kill u also nvm..end result? 6 out of 7 pple voted to kill me...)

man i tell...if that was a movie, my seer's ghost would haunt the damm village for eternity lol.

my werewolve hunting powers quite power neh. so is my werewolve killing power. always pick out the seer to kill or who the werewolf is.

BUT no one believes me...buggers. i sensed biasness in that game. no one believed yh but do they kill him as often as they do me?? Noo...


Then next day went to Pastor Teo's baptism. *sniff sniff* so touching....and my stomach was growling. no breakfast...no food till 1245pm brunch.

was sooo tired during the sermon. I found the Pastor/ Reverend was a bit long winded. Worst part came when they said close ur eyes for prayers...GG victor GG.

Devoted victor closed his eyes for 2mins ++ (very deep prayer) . At least i hope that's what the photographer, with the gigantic lens pointing right at my face when i woke up, was thinking.

As long as i didnt snore shld have been ok i guess. Thx to CM for passing me a mentos sweet if not the zzzz monster would have won.

So hx baptised..right after that he THANKED me for coming and offered to treat me lunch (amazing no? i thought woah!! baptism really changes a person!!!)

then he said..oh he had no money, let CM treat instead (sigh of relief..that's the hx we know and love lol)

Was so tired i slept for 2hrs in the afternoon (not like some meekling who slept from 1pm - 9pm) tsk tsk...weak lah brothers weak!!


but i must be getting weaker also...last time i could stay awake the whole night and not sleep till next day night time...sighs...sign of old age lol.

Now a special word from our Emo God's 10 commandments, sadly we currently only have the 1st 4.

1) Thou knew it was a fair game when it started
2) Thou's incompetnecy caused them to leave
3) Thou Shall not feed
4) Thou shall keep pushing


Drink deeply the words of the Emo God!!!! Emolleujah!

End of the World part 2

EMO GOD GOT ASKED OUT FOR A DATE!!
wah how can that be??

i've never been asked out on a date b4..*sniffs sniffs cries in 1 small dark corner*

From my superior interrogation skills, we can deduce she's cute and she has a good singing voice

not bad neh..emoism attracts females. girl can call czy over the phone and sing to him.

ser·e·nade (sr-nd, sr-nd)n.

1. Music A complimentary performance given to honor or express love for someone.

role reversal i tell u...shldnt it be the guy seranding the girl?

at least she's smart to call over the phone because

a) czy lives 17 floors up. (sorry lah not like shakespearan time when the most is only 1 -2 stories up.

b) czy is forced to listen and has no chance to dump water down etc etc

So of course the great master gave emo god some advice like treating the girl to the meal (just for the 1st date, next few(if any) can go dutch which led to the explanation of going dutch since emo god didnt understand the term. WHICH even mroe interesting led to comments abt Darth Emo and Pastor Teo

So while Supremo overlord was still smarting from the thoughts of a girl asking out, czy said how to know if a girl who asked u out enjoys ur company? can share with me your experience? (1 arrow piece through my body)

my reply: no girl ever asked me out before (another 2 more arrows)

czy's reply": "Oh..........." (1001 more arrows hitting me) *victor sits in one small dark corner tracing small circles on the floor with his finger and sobbing quietly*

below is an example of how i felt

Oh well wish him luck for his saturday date neh. (he's going to cut hair, book movie tickets, buy present. He's a regular Romeo i tell u. take notes HX IVAN!!!)

1st time see czy going through so much effort for anything. i mean besides thinking of methods to ban ed from dota.

And this is yet another clue that the world is ending in 2010.

of course the real clue will be when a girl asks ed out on a 1v1 date. hahahaha.

The End of the World is NOT 2012 as pple state, it is 2010!!! my reasons are stated below

Reason why

1) Increased effects from global warmings

2) more conflicts and deaths ard the world

3) Birth of emoism end of 2008 (signifying the beginning of the end man!!!)

4) Ed's return to dota (hastening effect of emoism in the world. Frequency of dark purple emo clouds have increased by 10000% since ed's return to dota)

5) Ivan declaring he will quit dota. (this one not really a major concern there's been false alarms since 2 years back lol)

6) Hx's Baptism.
(the alien kidnappers really screwed up in their data man!!! HX GETTING BAPTISED!! I mean just 3 years b4, (if anyone told us hx was getting baptised...common reaction will be = HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA good joke good joke. it's a joke right?) Be sure to keep a lookout for massive earthquakes or hurricanes in Singapore on that day

but seriosuly hx to convert to christanity. man who would ever have thought abt it. His path to Pastor Teo is set!! image hx saying: " bless u my son! *sprinkles holy water* preaches abt sharing and giving and loving one anther...."

somehow the almost 10 years of info on hx doesnt seem to fit into that image. Must be love man...Females can really change a guy i guess. No wonder they say love makes miracles. JIA YOU XL!!! Make a vegetarian out of ivan!

As for my comments on the thoughts of baptism in general oh well those will come another day

After close to 8 months or more w/o dota...
EDWARD IS BACK TO THE FRAY!!

His very 1st words when he jioed us for dota. i'm now very pro ok? wait till u see my potm

He kept on saying that till the game started and after the game ended.

Of course whenever u hear ed say that u must take his words with a huge shovel of salt, but just once when he said it with so much conviction i thought MAYBE he trained secretly u know?

alas....his next words after game started were

WAIT TILL U GUYS SEE MY POTM WITH VANGUARD!!! -_-''' (for the unintiated, vanguard is mostly used for str heroes or some agil heroes with no escape skills etc. POTM with a jump out of danger skill...doesnt fit into any of those categories.


well to be fair ed's score was 1-1. and HOLY OMG CZY PRAISED ED IN THAT GAME!! (call the record books! its a first..and probably the last

it was the 1st time ever ed only ended the game with 1 death. Doesnt this tell u how noob the other team was? i mean ed the supreme overlord of noobs. The nooblet, the noob god getting a score of 1-1!!! Enuff said

2nd game similar. Ed's confidence begans to rise.

3rd game: There's the edward we all know and love. 2-11 OM. who selfishly dived into the line of enemies to be our meat tank. it's like those army movies: Ed sees the gattling gun being aimed at his allies and he jumps heroic in the line of fire and dies in .000001 secs. while the rest of us who were acutally standing 200 metres away, are laughing at ed's bad eyesight and judging skill. lol


4th game: ed's game sa....ALL RIGHT BABY! HE"S THE MAN!!!! after beating the habit of not buying bracers for sa months ago, he rebought them back! and ed's sa..he's such a fair and honourable player. scared of being overpowered by his perm invis skill, he willingly uses a skill (smoke) that reveals him to the enemies to give them a fighting chance w/o disabling them

So let the emo signals be given out! He's back...and bigger than ever..give a warm welcome to ED the EMO CATALYST!!

Wah kana arrowed by THX liao
for Richie's gift u guys seen the website he gave for suggestions on gifts to get him and Katherine?

http://www.richardkathy.com/


let me know which one u guys want to buy. or maybe i shld facebook message richard on what he wants from that site and then we can pool resources.

saves the headache of delivery etc.

I was watching an anime called gate keepers then it's sequl Gate keepers 21

and it's such a freaking difference i tell u

GK is a jap anime that's like say..a comedy action anime, a bit of laughs etc

GK 21 is 30 years after it and it's just so bleak and dark. It paints humanity as totally without hope. The hero of GK is dead before he even hits 40 and the action is carried out by his daughter who's so totally anti social and dark brooding.

In GK u see the characters laughing and smiling, colours used are bright blue skies, in fact almost the whole anime is cheerful, there's always a solution to the problems faced.

GK21, colouring is totally bleak black. most of the action takes place at night, in dim gloomy areas. Here the heroine and her mentor acknowledge that the fight against "evil" is hopless since there will always be humans with negative feelings which become the bad guys. Best part? The powers they use when overused destroys them bit by bit or curses them to be unhappy or death etc. There's an immediate feeling of hoplessness. U dun use ur powers, the bad guys win. U use ur powers, ur guranteed to have your happiness taken away and if overused, eventually your life too. It's a lose lose situation.

It's like swimming in a nice warm swimming pool and being teleported to the antarctica all of a sudden

Apparently there's a novel GK 1985 that explains the gap btw GK and GK 21 and even though i seriously want to read it, it's like utterly not in circulation and nothing on the internet on it.

Just watching GK 21 gave me such a feeling of poignant despair and hoplessness. it's way beyond emo. *brr...cold*

GK series can be watched on animeshuupidden.com and GK21 can be watched on youtube.

Just remember GK21 is totally different from GK. You've been warned

Gothic Movements

For those that remember, i've mentioned that i've an elder cousin that's into the Gothic movement right? The hip and funky cousin. Well below is a video and the link to it for an interview with some show.

http://razor.tv/site/servlet/segment/main/lifestyle 39002.html;jsessionid=202CD61C119218E718B9D02829898CB6.00

The head goth (Singapore Goth pt 5) 05:23

If Singapore goth dudes are the hottest, Saito Nagasaki could be the Brad Pitt of goths.
We talk to the head of The Singapore Dark Alternative Movement in his house to get to know the man behind the make-up and the movement.

Edited: Forgot to mention earlier on that the person being interviewed is my cousin. such a cool and hip cousin huh?

I was reading a newspaper article about the older generation in Somalia lamenting abt modern techology (esp handphones) which causes a lot of young pple to elope with just a text message etc.

Quote from the old man in the article: " in the past, all we could do was to give a dowy of 11 camels and an AK47 Rifle and wait politely for a response"

Man..sure beats other countries' way of courting females. Just imagine, there's no need to bring the girl out on dates and spend alot of money on like buying a diamond ring, expensive restaurents etc.

for the potential bride's side, u get a free rifle!

Just found it amusing i guess


and on to another topic

i just love reading XL's blog at times

on her latest entry when her family will be away for holidays
"ahahaha.... Ivan tang... got time come my house and help ah! U wash toilet i mop floor k???"

isn't it so romantic?? i'm so envious!! everytime i ask ivan to help me with such things and even offering to pay him he refuses...imagine them dancing with a mop and a broom and doing tango. reminds me of a paragraph in the book army daze i have but sadly i can't find it now. pity

*ivan remember..toilet cleaning must scrub very throughly! GOOD LUCK!! JIA YOU!!*

and another one from the past entry : "(Note: Never count on Ivan to wake me up!!)"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! when i read this i laughed aloud. Well ok to be honest ivan did give me a successful wake up call on the day we were playing bb...ONCE!!! (other billion times when we were suppose to meet at 10am) 9.30am...i call him and *huh? what time is it now? *imagine very sleepy voice)

of course he still gets there at ard 1030 or so not THAT bad. Edward...on the other hand....nothing to say. 10am appointment can come at 1130am.

of course now ivan's mostly differnt. Very Punctual for his appoints. Edward..sadly still the same lol.

always wondered what would become of ivan if singapore's temperature suddenly changes to an everyday temp of 24 Deg Cel with a nice wind blowing. (something like NZ)

will he be permenantly in hibernation mode? somemore he's staying on the 17th floor? nice cooling breeze everyday....maybe he will eat alot for like a month to store fats then hibernate for 3 months...oh wait...that will fail with his straight intestine. hmm..this could be interesting.

Ivan...pls go stay in NZ for like a year pls? think of it like a scientific experiment. BC members will be very interested in the results

Well wanted to blog abt this months ago but u know me....always delaying till later to matters regarding my blog

Today's topic will be about *drum rolls!!!* DOTA. During every match, the dota gods watch over us. With the proper procedures, these godlings will be able to grant us their might powers!! Of course sometimes these powers can backfire but oh heck, that's the fun of it right?

a) Emo God: the Supreme god of the dota pantheon: Enuff said huh? His legendary deeds and powers conferred upon those who seek his blessings have been described enuff. Summary: with his blessings his team can either be inspired towards new heights or plunged into the depths of despair!!

b) GoG (God of Garungness): Rarely invoked save when using str heroes esp Axe hero. This blessing conveys supernatural bravery to the person. Best not to invoke when using non str heroes, if not it conveys supernatural sucidal recklessness.

c) The Hum Ji Godling (polite term will be called the God of Tactical retreats) ! aka Darth Emo: This blessing conveys the mind's eye!! Able to see the results of impending battles, the hero err...usually chickens out... i mean calls a tactical withdrawal before battle is joined. Truly a fellow of the saying: Fled to fight another day. (usually to the screams of his dying teammates)

d) God of Disaster aka The Edward effect: Lowest ranked and sought after deity/blessing. Rarely seen but happens when a newb player anyhow invokes a plea for help, the G.O.D is the most fearsome of curses to be casted on the player. This unlooked for effect can also be a result of appealing to both the Emo God and the GoG at the same time. (aka player snoopy). To be both garung and emo at the same time....a fearsome entity indeed. *for own teammates, opposing team will see this godling as a blessing*

e) Ego God aka Emo overlord: Always making his presence felt. The Godling whom usualyl says can win one! I'm the pro u know? with me around cannot lose one. Rarely a negative score in K/D ratio, he's a true PRO!!! *might have double digits deaths at time but those are due to lousy teammates and such reports abt such loses are usually false*

Fear these godlings!!!

ta da! i'm back!

can't believe william fractured his hand into 4 parts from just a mere fall..so much for TKD blackbelt huh?

he should have like somersaulted 3 times before landing on 1 finger and escaping unharmed...haiz....what a fake lol! he probably dyed his tkd belt black!!! SHOW US YOUR CERT TO PROVE UR A RRREAAALL black belt!!!

(and that is what reading too much History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Manga does to your brain)

oh well at least he has this 5 cm scar on his arm to impress, fake, lie to girls...

Without dota for like 3 weeks...i feel lighter...happier...less emo..wah....brand new feeling man...a non emo month!

btw there's a new 6.64 map.

Self Discovery: I realised that i'm a very very cynical person. i can't really believe in stuff like innate human kindness etc etc, if someone slaps on on the cheek, turn the other way blah blah blah

For me most pple are irredeemable idiots (excluding friends and most family members) and for every good person out there there's probably 1000 idiots out to ruin that one man's work

Maybe that's why i don't go to church. Guess i'm a tad bit too cynical for it.

oh well i will post another one soon i think lol. YA! got a new person tagging on the board = CM!

my "legion"of fans grows ever bigger!!! world domination up next!

A video which i posted the hyperlink a few years back since i didnt know how to upload videos and still dun know how to till blogger gave the nice little icon option now.

I believe most of u watched it that time but oh well old stuff are still the best! (don't think CM has seen it yet since she didnt know hx at that time lol = dun know abt my all mighty and power blog!)

Happy Birthday to the Supreme Emo Overlord

Yai know it's overdue by more than 1 week bit i like to thank all those who celebrated my birthday with me and those who wished me happy birthday on my acutal birthday itself.

I would like to thank the utter lack of presents besides from HX and Yh and the fact lol that i had to treat the entire 7 pple who went htere *sobs* (ok fine i didnt mind treating since my mom insisted on it and gave me the $$$ for it also)

Nayway it was a pretty interesting ice cream buffet at Swensen @ Ion Orchard. (10th or was it 11th Sept) U have the usual HX saying: "Wah the food here very ni "= very sweet, and next thing u know he goes off for a 2nd and 3rd and nth where n= double digit number helpings... -_-' so very like him...

well the waffles were nice. but overall far too sweet the food was. very bad for health.

Like to thank YH for his world domination book. I declare it the 3rd artefact of the Bachelor's Club to form the unholy trinity of artefacts

a) Foody!! The White bear that was once black! ( 1st unholy relic currently held by Darth Emo)
b) The Emo Slippers!! (2nd and most potent emo relic so far! held by the one and only EMO GOD)
c) World Domination Book (ruling by fear techniques held my the Emo King aka 1st Emo disciple aka Supreme Overlord)

One of these days i must take a photo of foody wearing the emo slippers and holding the book.

truly a sight to inspire emoism anyway.

Like to thank Hx and his CM (almost typed CMI by mistake lol) for the MacDonald's huge mac spicy meal with the big milo drink.

Although it was abit too spicy, fattening, oily, too filling and very uncomfortable since i had to sit down after my meal but i appreciate the thought! i mean since when in the past was hx so kind to buy me a meal? so touched. Religion and GF can really change a man.

Also like to thank those who wished me happy birthday early and for those that didnt.....(stares at emo god..haiz)

emo god so sincere lor...he said 18th sept no need to wish since swensen outing alrdy wished....so cold....

oh well update's done. 24...feels so old...weak...meek....reflexex thinking processes all slowing down...

A short tale from the long lost forgotten chapters of Garungness embodied Mr TEO HX!

These happen many years back, when the natural order of things were all proper like sun sets in the west and raises from the east, water flows downslope etc

This was the time when we were playing basketball in NP in 2005 i think.

while playing and trying a lay up, i landed on Cy's foot = fractured ankle

of course at that time we didnt know. it just seemed like a bad sprain. of course it hurted like crazy and i had to be supported by 2 pple

and our horrifying garung officer said: "wah victor so weak!" then he went on to mention something abt his friend in army that time thailand sprain ankle but still went to walk over a few km.

but now all has changed, since aliens abducted above mentioned person

1) he goes to church
2) no more vulgarities (rarely heard now)
3) he actually treated me lunch!!! (OMFG!!!!) *ok granted it was my birthday and it was a macdonald meal but still...*
4) he's no longer extremely violent!
5) walking speed has tremendously decrease too..

u know...if aliens wanted to spy on earth, they shld have researched a bit more b4 abducting hx.
i mean it's so obvious the hx now is a imposter right? it's like extreme make over hahahaha.

we got ur game alien!! Hand us back the real hx!! (but make him less violent, more willing to treat friends, etc)

HAHAHAHA.

Pretty sure i blogged this before but i think it was in my old blog like 5-6years ago or so.

Who remembers OBS? (outward bound Singapore)

I remember in the BC club only ivan and i were involved in it. Hx had some sort of mini op on his left arm so he had to miss it. 5 days camp OBS.

Blah still remember my mom worrying abt me going there. in fact she didn't want me to go at all. FORTUNATELY i think some of the teachers persuaded her it was ok and it will be safe (u will see the irony of this statement later)

From what i can remember it was pretty fun till starting from the 3rd day onwards or was it 4th? = make some banner and it lasted till like 2.30am or so. and we had to wake up at like 430am? in the end the sea expedition (that's the group i was in) were scolded because the other group the land expedition were all on time.

so off we went cannoeing to some distant island and i had this malay girl as my partner. ( i was sitting in front) Ivan, in another boat had Wee Keong (big muscular guy), and dear darth emo was sitting behind....waving at me....with his oar not even in the water...letting wee keong doing all the peddling. and he had that so ever disgusting smirk look on his face...bua tahan.


Cannoeing was pretty fun (i still hadn't developed my water phobia that strongly at that time). Then we hit a really bad storm ( i found out later from my mom she was damm worried abt me because 2 pple were killed in singapore by that storm)

ok fine so it was bad....high waves, the expedition split into those who made it safely into the designated island and those who couldnt (like me). It got worse..

MY *#&!*(@!()*@!( Malay PARTNER LOST HER F*king OAR!!! i would have understood if u know maybe she lost her grip or something ya? but nooooo.....she lost her oar because she was too busy holding onto her E!()*#@!@!(*@()!*@ CAP which her BF gave her. Irony was that i also lost the cap that my brother gave me, his only ACS cap with his name on it (those sort of final year memoir gift).

so i had to ram the canoe into a line of mini island like 50m of rock side by side with a few others. Now that i thik abt it...she lost her cap to the waters that time and i had to get it for her. I remember doing it and asking her to shut the fuck up because she was screaming like a bloody bitch. so instead of helping me to pull the WATER FILLED CANOE up like all the other partners were helping..she just stood there looking scared because the rocks were very slipperly and u know high waves etc. Do u know how freakingly heavy a water filled canoe weighs?

ya so her cap = more important than her life and the only means to get off the island. u know i've never been racist b4 but after that incident....my opinion on Malays hit quite low. ok my opnion on my STUPID PARTNER was non existent.

Thinking back on it...i feel this enormous wave of emoism building up in me. *hurls 1001 curses and emo barriages at the cursed girl) *heard thunder when iwas typing this....on a clear bright sunny day....my emo powers are growing....*

I cant remember how i canoed back to the deisnated island....hell..guess iwas too emoraged that time.

Next day i had a new partner because that fool of a girl somehow got bitten 3 times by a centipede. I know it sounds bad but at that time i was glad she got bitten thinking it was retribution...

Imagine if CZY was in my place? Emoism would have been born like 9 years eariler. hah.

ok ok...1st time see so many asking me to update my blog at the same time.... phew...peer pressure...

hoho...yh's blog has the sound of silence song. I've 3 different versions of that song on my itunes. and i do read yh's blog!!! yh shld put a tagboard like me. easier to comment rather than to click on the comments then must type user name etc etc

ate at clementi last night. and saw a preview of FFXIII on the PS3. i was like omfg #*!*#!()#1. as soon as i saw the graphics on the game i straight away knew it was by Squire Enquix. Almost makes me tempted to get a PS3.

on a totally unrelated digression: i really felt my age when one of my cousins told me:" hey victor, in a few days time u will be 10 years older than me!". I'm not that old!! ok fine...most of my favourite songs do appear in gold 90.5FM and the class 95 love songs at night but still!!!
( i was kinda shocked that depp leopard's when hate and love collide song appeared on the love songs section, i was like oh man...."

next year most of us will be 25years old! man...1/4 of a century old. old fraggorts lol/

Temporarily confirmed. Next saturday hx's and Yh's 24th oldies birthday celebrations at Mooi Chin.

Meet at Bugis Mrt station where i will lead the sheeps to the slaughterhouse....i mean lead my fellow BC/Emo Members to the restaurent...(hopefully i wouldnt get lost)

TIMING: Meeting is at 645PM!! DInner time

Mooi Chin is a very old restaurent over 50years old or so. Food is good. MAx abt $15 per person. Ala Carte dishes.

So far confirmed: CZY EDWARD (AMAZINGLY ENUFF) AND WILLIAM,IVAN, HX & YH, GZ

Unconfirmed: JOHN MING (AS USUAL), CM (HX pls tell ur GF if she would like to join us)

Unable to come: GH , XL,CY


So can u pple pls reply quickly so that i can book seats. ESP THE 2 PPLE WE ARE HOLDING THE CELEBRATIONS FOR!!!

Organising parties are kinda pain in the ass. amt of smses sent out. Haiz...Emo emo emo...after this still have Emo God's emo celebrations. THEN MY OWN celebrations....(unless some pple are kinda enuff to organise for me? haha. ) emo emo emo...

so chop chop pple! the faster u guys reply the faster i can shuffle or change plans if need be.

Was just re reading my old blogpost from 2007 and some of it are so funnyyyyyy

and then i realised my book Fast Food Nation was lent to Hongxin.

I think Hongxin returned it to me...but someone else borrowed it!!

so can the person who borrowed it return it back to me????? (maybe i better check to see if its with my brother

Btw William, can u also return my FFX PS2 cd when we meet up for hx's birhtday? lol

And GZ owns me 6 bucks for CY's birthday gift. Ivan also 6 bucks for that gift.

and who wants to split up the $18.90 emo slippers bill for emo god?

this post really seems like a debt collecting post lol.

O$P$!!

So i;ve decided to plan HX's AND YH's birthday celebrations together. ALL WITHOUT HX arrowing me? isnt't that awesome? (ok he didnt arrow but he hinted very heavily. hx and subtle don't really pair up well together.)

a) he praised me for organising a good party for ivan (warning bells sounds alrdy. After all since when did hx praise someone openly when he arrowed that person?)

b) then he dropped the words, i hope u do mine just as well too. (subtle huh?)

So i've the place (near bugis mrt station there) abt $15 per person. No it's not a buffet. it's damm good chinese ala carte food.

i'm planning it on the 29th? if it's ok with the 2 dudes. 1 day after yh's birthday and 1 day b4 hx's. It's on a saturday. (most important factor) ( at least CM gets to spend a sunday and hx's acutal birthday with him lor! unless she prefers to go to church then bo wei gong lor! hahahahah. I guess HX can always spent his birthday with his family then) Hx, u shld thank me for being so considerate.

Pls don't spread the news ard till HX confirms with me who he wants to invite.


currently the plan guest list will be

CZY HX YH IVAN WILLIAM CY, and myself

Optional: the GFs, GZ GH, ED (if he wants to)

Editable parts: If ple cant make it on a saturday then it can be either friday or sunday.

Futher info: Mooi chin restaurant is the name of the place we are going. Nice quiet, relatively afforable and easily accessble.

Reason i;m posting this here? save sms. and since yh never ever picks up his HP or home phone or answers his sms. Desperate times desperate means.


So will the 2 pple responsible for the celebrations either sms me, call me or leave a message on a tag board for me to read by 24th August 2009. so that i can hammer out further details.