The Return of the Dreaded ET3000! part 1

blogging day since i'm on leave.

i know this is like super overdue but it HAS HAPPENED!!!

THE DREADED ET3000 HAS RETURNED TO DOTA. (as of sept 2010). hey i did mention this was an overdue updating session right?

the agony...the pain....my eyes!! the emoism...the pure undiluted amt of noobness.

of course we alrdy have seen the worse of et3000 :

The epic legendary case of him killing roshan with ursa and leaving the aegis + cheese behind for the enemies to take. *silently cries over the memory, sometimes the nightmare of that incident still causes purple emo clouds to appear over at Jurong East + several of the BC pple still wake up screaming after dreaming of that time.


Of course ed's not that bad now....he's worse....i mean that was the worst incident. but on a score of 100, his average skills has dropped from 0 to...-15 or so

DOTA CAMP FIRE HORROR STORIES:

sit aroundd laddies and hear this tale from the this battle scarred veteran who has faced horrors beyond imagining, eddism and emoism both


so u know sonny, ya i was the tormented soul u know? the little stag human hero with the aoe stun. so yaaa i was invisible and there was the legendary the one and only NOOBLORD! et3000 as my teammate earthshaker. so u know i pinged for et3000 to stun 2 enemies at the top lane. i mean how bad could it be right? ES's stun is aoe + can block and it was the section just after the river at top, narrow, confined no escape! i'm sure he could stun at least one + me stun and spam.. gurantee + chop 1 kill right?

*nods of ya from the younglings!*

behold! his stun...TOTALLY MISSED! *gasps of horror from the young nooblings and newbs + cries of " it cannot be!!!"

aye it is true!. not only did he missed, he blocked me. + he gave an escape path for the enemy to run away by the side forest path. i tell u..it was stunning! (pun intened), so stunning that it made even me forget to stun for 2secs. the world spun ard me that night...i was in shock!

*Dramatic sigh* it was a dark and evil day i tell u young ones. not only that he blinked in and ulti...1 HERO! +4 of us behind him numerous times. i lost many friends that day...the images of the noob lord in the flesh haunted them.drove them insane!! the only solution was to become devotees of the emo god.

let us bow our heads fr a moment of silence for their sacrifice. HAHAHHAHAHA

REMEMBER if u see et3000 on ur team. FLEE!! run unless u wnt to become his subject forevermore. even now this cloud of darkness is spreading his evil. Once confined to rooms 40 and beyond now he has spread to rooms 20-30s. nooblings now run rampant in these rooms. a jug with no boots, omnis with 4 mobs ard rushes into towers, a lion who doesnt know how to stun, a pitlord that doesnt learn his trap.

THE END IS NEAR!!

let us pray to the Emo God, et3000's sworn nemesis for deliverance!

ok it's not much of a choice, damn if u do and damn if u don't. emoism vs eddism...EMOISM ANYDaY ANYTIME!!

(an extract from the 2010 dota camp fire horror stories)

but i kid u not...those really were ed's actions.