Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Ah the start of a beautiful friendship is a great thing. Here's how some of mine started (of course as usual most of this will directed to make fun of pple )

a) Ivan - I knew him back in way way sec 2? 7 yrs liao...so long. How to not make friends with the guy (only person) who kana caught my mdm oen and given a personal hair cut? That was the day i 1st knew ivan. Over the yrs ivan has refined my a) patience (not blowing my top for him being continously late) b) self control (after eating most of my food and drinks)

b) Hx- 6yrs. - seated besides me for sec 4 and somewhere at the mid in sec 3. The start of a very UNPLEASANT and PAINFUL friendship at 1st. Repeated poundings on my back back when he couldn't control his str (if u can call his currently str controlled in the 1st place) has stiffen my back alot. I dun feel pain when pple hit me now. Learnt the word "fuck" from hx.

c) YH - 6yrs! Introduced me to his perverse logic and world of porn? haha. I was innocent till i met yh....

d) Ed- 6yrs - this i wouldn't even call friendship. Hell i don't even know how he became my friend. *sniff* was i cursed that day? Introduced me to the true meaning of HYPOCRITE!! Always say meet up for bb or something else but he's the top PSK. (pang sei king/kia)

e) Czy - Enuff said. Opened my eyes to see wat a true hard core gamer is. (close fight with yh though for the title. Think he won because yh has to share the comp with his bro/mom while czy has the whole comp for himself until his sister grows up)

f) CY - haha this would sound a bit bad. But cy a bit of a snoob the last time bah. He very proud his maths everytime beat me (still beats me in fact). (UN)Fortunately i also used my " powderful engrish" to gloat back. *yes gloating was bad but cy's gloating was really bua tahan in sec 3. especially since we were both left-handers and sitting side by side* That was the year my EGO/Thick skin started building in earnest.

g) GH - God knows wat sin i committed to be "blessed" with a friend like this idiot. Everyone knows the word KS. But GH took the meaning to a new lvl. HAVE NEVER EVER seen anyone ks like him. I was humbled his extensive "education" of the word "ks" by GH

i) willy!!! aka MR N***le man - can't say anything bad abt him yet leh. Too goody good shoes for now. Then again...he might be slowly corrupting me in many minor but unnoticeable ways.

See? Where pple learn good things from friends throughout the yrs...my "friends" have also educated me to be an EVIL, vulgar *a bit only) and egoistic person.(6 inch of thick skin and still growing).

SO PROUD of myself!!!

Cheers!

1 comment:

Senor_Hybrido said...

perverse logic my ass! i was never, in any way, perverse, and will never be. And i did not teach you anything about porn. You aren't interested in this kind of thing and i do not know anything about porn. If anyone corrupted you, it wasn't me.

evil - u learnt it when hx started bullying you about. And when ivan started drinking from everyone else's cups but never gets his own.

vulgar - one word: Leonard.

egoistic - being centered in or preoccupied with oneself and the gratification of one's own desires; self-centered. Definitely NOT from me. If you had learnt anything from me, it'd be how to be EGOTISTIC instead.

egotistic -
1. pertaining to or characterized by egotism.
2. given to talking about oneself; vain; boastful; opinionated.
3. indifferent to the well-being of others; selfish.

so therefore, i have not negatively influenced you in any way not related to food.